Chapter 9: Roping a Calf
It was once again Blaineley's turn to give a recap to the audience on what happen last time.
Blaienley's Commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Showdown, since yours truly lost so many contestants in the last challenge, due to the Kankers being counted as one fighter, I added Trixie and Rose to the Spinning Six. This challenge was supposed to be simple, at least that's what Chris told me, he always tells me lies that Chris, as if he almost has a secret weapon behind the curtain.
Anyway, Chris indeed somehow made it hard for those on my side as they began to throw horseshoes over a pole, but instead, the horseshoes went everywhere! But thankfully that didn't stop Trixie and Rose whom are my favorites to hopefully get to the final two.
As for the teams that had lost, they had to say goodbye to Sperg and Ilana as they went home on the Carriage of Shame. So who'll be sent home next? Find out here on Camp Drama Showdown!
End of Commentary.
As everyone slept in their cabins, Sissy and Johnny snuck off, as they held hands walking about the town trying to find a perfect place to make out, they suddenly stumbled upon Hiro and Danielle whom were already doing it.
"What, not again?" cried Danielle as they stopped kissing each other.
"You guys are together?" asked Hiro as he noticed Johnny and Sissy were holding hands.
"Yeah, kind of" replied Sissy.
"Find your own place" said Danielle who was quite territorial.
As both Johnny and Sissy indeed left, Cotton was roaming around the cabins while invisible still inspecting which one he should help next. It was rather hard for the ghost to choose from, there was poor Coop from the Blinding Bandits whom was picked on by Dash so much, and even Cotton thought about helping Dash out in not making him into a bully anymore.
"Hmm, if I help that bully Dash out in not being a bully, it'd be considered two good deeds in helping out him" said Cotton referring to Coop.
But Cotton indeed would have to wait until he could surprise Dash, as it was morning, Hiro and Danielle, along with Johnny and Sissy headed back to their cabins just in time. Colonel Barnes, along with Chef with the help of John Redcorn and Hank Hill got everyone up.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"I just don't believe those two" said Danielle still ticked that Sissy and Johnny were in her spot with Hiro, "why can't they find their own place?"
"It's kind of strange liking a girl" said Johnny, "I never really felt this way before about anyone."
"I just really want to know who is sending these poems, sometimes John Redcorn is the one who hands it to me, I sometimes just find them back on my bed when I get back to the cabin" said Libby.
End of Confessions.
Libby indeed wanted some help to find out who was writing her the poems, Chef had LeShawna help out at the mess hall serving breakfast.
"So let me get this, some guy is sending you love poems?" asked LeShawna.
"Yep" replied Libby.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"Libby's admirer sounds more like what Harold did to me back in season one" said LeShawna.
End of Confession.
"I can help out" said Haley who overheard Libby and LeShawna's conversation.
"Really, how?" asked Libby.
"You guys need me to find out who is Libby's secret admirer" said Haley, "I can get samples of hand writing materials from the boys whom still remain."
"You do just that" said LeShawna, "even though you're technically on Blaineley's side who I detest, I seem to trust you more."
"Thanks" said Haley as she went off.
While Haley was doing her investigation, it was time for everyone to head to where they'd have the challenge. Chris and Blaineley were indeed going to sit this one out, as Katie and Sadie were going to lead instead.
"Let me guess, Chris and Blaineley are sitting this one out, taking another massage?" asked Cindy.
"Something like that" replied Sadie.
"This challenge is a fun challenge" laughed Katie.
"So, just what the heck are we supposed to do with these calves?" asked Mandy as the calves were graving the hay nearby.
"Why, rope them and hog tie them down" continued Sadie.
"Zim does not know if this is such a good idea" said Zim.
"Look, we're just instructed to give out orders by Chris and Blaineley" said Katie as she handed everyone ropes, "so hog tie as many calves as you can, the team that hog ties the most wins the challenge."
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"This is animal cruelty" said Hailey as she wasn't happy about the challenge.
"Don't pay attention to my sister" said Steve, "this might be kind of fun."
"Oh boy, I can show off Trixie my skills" said Cleveland Jr.
End of Confessions.
As Sadie used a gun filled with blanks to start the challenge, team Blinding Bandits were quite quick to hog tie the first calf. Kevin, with the help of Ben, Gwen and Reggie did most of the work in tying up the calf.
"You guys are barbarians!" roared Hailey who protested them doing it to the calf.
"Try going all animal rights over us, and we'll have Humongosaur to call into action" laughed Kevin.
"I think I got one!" cried Coop who had used his rope lasso around a calf, but the calf was indeed dragging poor Coop across the dirt.
"Hey, look, it's the Town Dork!" laughed Dash.
"Hey Mandy, that kid took my position!" cried Billy as he only wanted to be the Town Idiot.
"I don't know what to do with you Billy" said Mandy as she was hog tying a calf.
"So, you want to laugh at someone whose caught in a horrible rope trick?" asked June to Dash.
"Yeah, just what are you going to do about it?" asked Dash.
"Oh no, you shouldn't really have said that to her" said Dukey to Dash as Dukey along with Mister Mittens were hog tying up a few calves they caught.
Poor Dash was indeed running for his life, as June had the lasso targeting poor Dash. Dash indeed found himself pinned to the ground with June hog tying up poor Dash.
"Aw man, now he's got my title!" cried Billy referring to Dash's predicament.
"Like bullying, huh?" laughed June as she was hog tying up Dash.
Poor Dash was indeed being laughed at by everyone, along with even the two Idea Teams and Chris' own Sabotage Team whom were coming into the area.
"Hey, look, I think one of your experiments escaped!" laughed Dale to Dexter.
"Must be more embarrassing than all the times Dee Dee humiliated me!" laughed Dexter.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"I really have to get this Juniper Lee as my bodyguard back home" laughed Danny.
"June is alright" said Tucker.
"Another classic" laughed Jack.
"Wished I was the one who could do that first" laughed Marceline.
"As illogical as it may seem, it's quite funny" said Newton.
"That poor fellow bully" sighed Buford, "but nothing beats a good prank."
"I wish she can do that to Terrance at home" said Mac.
"I thought of joining Dash in humiliating that Johnny Test twerp who gave me a wedgie a challenge ago, but knowing someone like that is around, no way" said Kevin.
"Wish I had that kind of skill" said Riley.
"Lars should be humiliated like this!" laughed Twister.
End of Confessions.
But as everyone continued to laugh, a certain Hank Hill came into the scene along with John Redcorn as they were sent by Chris and Blaineley to check up on everyone.
"Good God!" cried Hank as he ran toward Dash's aide, "Untie him now!"
Cotton smiled a bit who was invisible watching the entire challenge the whole time as his son Hank un-tied Dash.
"We're going to have a stern talking to" said Hank to June who didn't seem to like her.
"But he was teasing that boy and my brother" said June referring to Coop and also Ray Ray.
"That doesn't give you the right to tie him up" continued Hank.
"What's going on?" asked Chris as he came into the scene with Blaineley.
"He tied him up with the rope that was supposed to be used for the calves" replied Hank to Chris.
"As much as I would find this as a possible lawsuit, I'm not bothered by it" laughed Chris.
"What?" cried Hank, "But you have to do something about this kind of behavior."
"Hey pal, read the fine contract here" said Chris as he gave out a large copy to Hank, "it says anything that brings Total Drama to my reality show is A Okay."
"So, who got the most calves?" asked Blaineley to Katie and Sadie.
"The Blinding Bandits and the Blazing Saddles" said Katie.
"Well, since Dash really got humiliated to the point of a possible lawsuit, no one will be sent home, instead, I'll be making this an award challenge" said Chris, "the winning teams get to have an all you can eat barbeque banquet, of American Western, Mexican and old fashion Native American cuisines!"
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"Glad I didn't get the win" laughed Hailey who wasn't obviously a fan of eating meat at all.
"That Hailey Smith, she nearly could have gotten herself voted off" said Jack, "if there was only some way I can get her to be voted off next time around."
"Hailey, what a sap" said Marceline, "I mean come on, meat is good, and this challenge was fun!"
"We could have done more if she had helped" said Rose who didn't seem to like Hailey.
"I don't know why that Cleveland Jr. keeps on mention me in these videos like this here" said Trixie, "but if he wants to get on my team's good side, he should help me get some dirt on Hailey."
End of Confessions.
As the Blazing Saddles, along with also the Blinding Bandits were having their barbeque reward meal, Marc who was finished writing another poem was just heading toward the cabin Libby was to sneak a poem under her pillow. It was just then that Haley bumps right into Marc carrying the poem.
"What a second, I know that kind of paper, it's the same paper that those poems to Libby have been written on!" said Haley.
"Wait, please, don't tell her just yet" said Marc.
"Why not?" asked Haley, "It's obvious you're the author of those poems."
"Look, don't tell her alright" said Marc, "at least for now. I know she still isn't over Sheen dumping her for an alien girl, but please, don't tell her just yet."
"Fine, I won't, I'll also make sure Chum Chum nor anyone else doesn't read those poems out loud to embarrass you or Libby" said Haley.
"Thanks" said Marc as he was allowed to pick up his poem and head to the cabin where Libby was.
But indeed, cameras that were not public to the audience indeed caught Marc and Haley in action for which a certain Chris McLean was quite gleeful in watching it unfold from the comfort of his private chambers.
"Well, there seems to be a whole mess of romance going on here in this season, will Libby ever find out who is writing her those poems, and do we have a guardian angel whom is helping out the contestants? Find out more on the next exciting episode of Camp Drama Showdown!" said Chris.