Biiiiiiiiiiigggggggg massive thanks to Felixfeles! She came up with this idea, and she's awesome. I laughed so hard when I heard her idea. Bunny153539, Yumichika's outfit is in here. Enjoy the randomness!
"I found her!" Ichigo declared when he went into the living room, which now had the curtains pulled back.
Surprisingly, the rest of the shinigami were in the room as well, including Yumichika, and a few visitors, comprising of Byakuya, and Yachiru. Yumichika was sulking, because all of Ichigo's clothes were "ugly". And so, Yumichika was sporting a pair of Ichigo's classic skinny long pants, and a red 15 t-shirt (as seen in the movie Fade to Black). For some reason, Ichigo's clothes were actually too big for the fourth seat. Byakuya wasn't in his gigai, but Yachiru was. She was wearing a cute little light green and yellow dress, with black leggings and a light pink top underneath, and leather black shoes.
"... I look so ugly..." Yumichika moaned.
"Byakuya?" Ichigo asked, ignoring him. "Why are you two here?"
"I'm here to company Byakushi!" Yachiru explained gleefully. "And Ken-chan has gone off on some mission thing without me, so I'm bored! Do you have any snacks, Ichi?"
"No, I don't,"the strawberry replied huffily. "But why are you here, Byakuya?"
Byakuya sighed because Ichigo was yet again calling him just by his first name. "I'm here to take Renji back,"
"But he just got here a few hours ago," Ichigo pointed out.
"And he has to go back now," Byakyua said.
"Oh, okay, bye then, Renji," Ichigo said.
"Bye, pineapple!" Yachiru shouted.
"Stop calling me that!" Renji snapped.
Yachiru just stuck her tongue out at him.
And so, Byakuya and Renji left the Kurosaki house, and went to Urahara's shop, to leave Renji's gigai there, because Ichigo wasn't going to take care of it.
Ichigo sighed when the two left. Having Yachiru as well to take care off would definitely give him an even bigger headache than the one that was currently there. Then he realized that he was no longer holding Chisaki.
"Where's the baby?" Ichigo groaned.
All of them looked around the room and sighed. Yumichika ran off to hide himself somewhere, muttering that he "looked so hideous, that doesn't deserve to show my face".
Rukia then pointed up. "Ichigo," she said.
Ichigo's gaze followed where she pointed, and he shouted, "HOW DID SHE GET UP THERE!"
Chisaki giggled again. Deifying all laws of physics, and gravity, she was on the fan hanging from the ceiling.
Yachiru had been zoning out for a moment, and wasn't aware of the scene above her. "I'm going to turn on the twirly thing!" she declared.
"NO, DON'T!" came the frantic cries of others.
It was too late. The fan had already been turned on. Round, and round, and round the baby span. Then, she vomited. The vomit flew everywhere around the room. Yachiru had ducked out before, so see if Ichigo really didn't have any snacks, and was saved from the vomit-rain. Rukia dashed over to the controls, and shouted, "How do I turn this thing off?"
She then managed to get the fan off, and Ichigo just fainted after just looking at the room.
"Right," Ikkaku shouted, while walking off. "Yumichika! We're getting out of here!"
Yumichika was too happy to leave.
Then Orhime, Chad and Uryu came in. They just looked at Yachiru raiding the cupboard and sweat-dropped, and saw Rukia fanning a passed out Ichigo with big red hand prints on his face (from when Rukia slapped him to wake him up) in her lap, and vomit all over the room, and on both of them.
Orhime instantly rushed over, and started to shake him, while shouting, "Kurosaki-kun! Kurosaki-kun, Kurosaki-kun, Kurosaki-kun!"
"... We came in at the wrong time." Uryu said.
"Mmm," Chad replied.
Then the Quincy spotted Chisaki, still on the fan.
"... Is that a baby?" he asked.
She looked at him, and giggled.
"It looks like a baby," Chad said.
"How did a baby get up there?" Uryu shouted.
"... I don't know," he said.
... Yes, I kicked out a few people, but replaced them with others. I don't know if they'll appear again, but they'll maybe magically pop up again.
