Chapter 11: Square Dancing
It was once again Blaineley's turn to give a recap to the audience on what happen last time.
Blaineley's Commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Showdown, it was an old fashion rodeo bull-riding competition! Featuring eight mechanical bulls that the contestants had to ride on, I gave everyone a demonstration, but the stupid bull threw me off! Chris was laughing at my demise, as if almost he was somehow remotely controlling the bull!
Anyway, things did not look well for the Chanting Cherokees nor the Spinning Six, thanks to Hailey holding everyone back on the challenge itself in spite of Trixie and Rose outdoing everybody on their own team. That still sent Hailey and Chum Chum packing on the Carriage of Shame. So who'll be voted off next? Find out on Camp Drama Showdown!
End of Commentary.
It was typically early morning, and the two couples, Johnny and Sissy, and Hiro and Danielle were oddly enough within their own cabins as they didn't want to get caught by Colonel Barnes nor anyone on Chris' Sabotage Team whom were ordered by Barnes to inspect the cabins to see if everyone was at their beds. But a certain Cleveland Jr. however was indeed out and about as he was trying to find Haley.
Confession in the Outhouse:
"I never done this before" said Cleveland Jr., "I thought Marc would come along to help me, but things got bad to worse when I didn't seem to find Haley anyway to help me give demonstrations on how to talk to Trixie."
End of Confession.
But as Cleveland Jr. was turning a corner, Dale Gribble, and his son Joseph spotted Cleveland Jr. sneaking around.
"Ha, got ya!" laughed Dale as he focused his bright flash light on poor Cleveland Jr.
"Please guys, let me off the hook!" cried Cleveland Jr. who didn't want to get punished by Colonel Barnes.
"Hey, it's our first time and we got one" laughed Joseph.
As the two escorted poor Cleveland Jr. to Colonel Barnes' private chambers, the Colonel was impressed by the two.
"I'm impressed by you Gribbles" said Colonel Barnes.
"We caught this one sneaking out of his cabin" laughed Dale.
"Please, let me go!" cried Cleveland Jr. who was panicking.
"I got a special form of punishment I want everyone to see when they get up" laughed Colonel Barnes.
As everyone indeed got up thanks to this time by Chef, Colonel Barnes had everyone ordered in line, everyone who was still in the game was there except for poor Cleveland Jr.
"Where the heck is Cleveland Jr., didn't we warn him he'd get caught?" asked Danielle.
"Hey, you risk it for love" said Mandy, "you should face the consequences."
Poor Cleveland Jr. was indeed coming out with members of Chris' Sabotage Team, poor Cleveland Jr. was holding a pole with two large buckets filled with water attached to the end of the poles. It was pretty heavy for poor Cleveland Jr. to carry and manage.
"I'd like to introduce everyone to your form of punishment if you're caught while sneaking out at night" laughed Colonel Barnes as poor Cleveland Jr. was still struggling to carry the buckets of water.
Everyone gasped in shock at what poor Cleveland Jr. was indeed doing.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"That Colonel is going down after we finish today's challenge" said Johnny.
"There must be a way to do a prank on the Colonel" said Hiro.
"If I only can use my ghost powers against the Colonel, then he'd learn a thing or two" said Danielle.
"I got the perfect idea" laughed Sissy as she thought of a prank.
"Hmm, maybe I can help out" said Marc, "I'd be the one in Cleveland Jr.'s shoes as well if I joined him that is."
End of Confessions.
Cleveland Jr. kept on holding up the buckets of water but it only took a few minutes before he fell right down quite exhausted with the water within the buckets spilling all over the ground.
"Good God, what happened here?" cried Hank to Colonel Barnes.
"This one was caught sneaking out of his cabin" continued Colonel Barnes.
"What, but that's not a real form of punishment" said Hank who was protesting the Colonel.
"Listen" said Chef as he had a personal talk with Hank, "you don't want to talk back to military people like me or Colonel Barnes, just giving you the heads up."
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"Man, I wish Chris would let me employ that form of punishment" laughed Chef.
"No respect!" shouted Colonel Barnes.
"That Colonel Barnes is out of control, this whole entire reality show is getting out of control!" roared Hank.
End of Confessions.
As everyone headed to the mess hall, members of the Total Drama alumni were there serving breakfast since Chef had to help out Colonel Barnes wakeup everyone.
"Wow, that Colonel Barnes sounds pretty harsh" said Duncan who poured some food onto Cleveland Jr.'s plate.
"I know you faced a lot of that when you were getting in trouble with the law" said Cleveland Jr.
"Yeah, I've been in your shoes kid" said Duncan.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"That Colonel Barnes is making a mistake if he's going to delivery a punishment like that" said Duncan, "trust me on this one."
"Wow, I never received this much sympathy from everyone on the show" said Cleveland Jr., "I wonder if Trixie is sympathetic to me."
End of Confessions.
As Cleveland Jr. was still in line to get more food, Trixie was indeed getting food as well.
"So, you think Colonel Barnes is harsh toward me?" asked Cleveland Jr. to Trixie.
"I can't say" said Trixie, "the guy is on Blaineley's side, and I can't really say anything bad about Blaineley nor anyone who works on her side."
After everyone had finished their breakfast, it was finally time for the challenge, they then headed to the Saloon again, to which all the chairs and tables had already been removed about a day a go to get ready for the challenge.
"Welcome to the Square Dancing challenge!" laughed Chris as everyone arrived on the scene.
"Square Dancing?" cried Mindy who didn't like to Square Dance.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"Square Dancing is for losers!" laughed Mindy.
"Ed likes to Square Dance!" laughed Ed.
"I bet I can get the girl I like to like me if I show off my moves" said Marc who obviously didn't name Libby by name.
"Square Dancing makes me dizzy yo" said Irwin.
"I'm with Mindy, Square Dancing isn't my thing" said Janet.
End of Confessions.
Chris indeed had the Square Dance challenge modeled after the German dance challenged from his World Tour series. There were about eight platforms that the contestants were to get onto where they'd have to copy the Square Dance moves or receive an electric shock of their lives.
"It's very simple, quite similar to paying homage to my German dance challenge from my World Tour series, instead of the traditional German dance, you'll all be Square Dancing with a partner on your team" said Chris.
"I guess I'm going to give a demo with you" said Blaineley.
"You are correct" laughed Chris.
Blaineley indeed had to get onto the platform with Chris, as the two were demonstrating their Square Dance techniques; Chris was giving a signal to Riley to activate the platform, but only on Blaineley's side which purposely gave Blaineley a good shock.
"Hey, I didn't do anything wrong!" roared Blaineley as she fell off the platform.
The first contestants that got onto the platforms were obviously Johnny and Sissy; Jimmy and Cindy; Danielle and Hiro; Tony and Sakura; Kevin and Gwen Tennyson; Edd and Rachel; Marceline and Jack; and Paco and Jade. As everyone on the platforms did their best, Edd and Rachel fell off of their platforms first, then followed by Tony and Sakura, to which it was finally time to switch the contestants. Molly and Wally ended up taking Johnny and Sissy's place; Mindy and Timmy took Jimmy and Cindy's place; Mandy and Billy took Hiro and Danielle's place; Libby and Gaz took Tony and Sakura's place; Zak Monday and Reggie took Kevin and Gwen's place; Rolf and Nick took Edd and Rachel's place; Bloo and Mac took Marceline and Jack's place; June and Dash took Paco and Jade's place.
"Ha, this is easy!" laughed Dash.
"Don't you dare think about bullying others on the dance floor" said June as she was doing her best not to get shocked.
"Remember boy" whispered Cotton who was invisible helping him out, "listen to what she says, and you'll not embarrass yourself."
But however, Dash would sadly not take kindly to Cotton's word, as he noticed how stupid Timmy looked in his Masked Stranger's costume.
"Hey, where did you get that ridiculous suit, at the 99 Cent Store of Stupid?" laughed Dash.
"Yeah, I bet!" laughed Mindy who agreed with Dash.
Indeed the platform that Timmy was on was quite close to Dash's, to which Dash then spun poor Timmy around, to which Timmy then spun out of control like a pinball in a pinball machine game as he then knocked everyone else off of their platforms.
"Yeah, high score!" laughed Dash.
"Dance while trying to have your underwear covering your head!" roared June as she then gave poor Dash a wedgie.
Everybody laughed at poor Dash as he was getting shocked by Chris' Sabotage Team.
"Boy, I hate to say this" said Cotton whispering back at Dash, "but you're a lost cause to me."
As Cotton's ghost disappeared not wanting to see that he failed with Dash, it was over with poor Dash as he could tell he might be the next one voted off his team. However, as the other teams went by with the other contestants on the platforms, Cleveland Jr. did surprisingly well, along with Marc to which Libby was impressed by Marc, along with Trixie being somewhat intrigue by Cleveland Jr. Finally it was over as Chris tallied the teams that did well, most of the teams did a bad job, except for the Raging Bulls, and the Spinning Six.
"So, which teams will have to vote someone off today Chris?" asked Blaineley.
"I think it's time that members of the Racing Rangers, the Wild Stallions, the Silver Spurs and the Blazing Saddles all sent someone packing" laughed Chris.
"You mean four people get to be voted off?" roared Cindy.
"I'm afraid so" laughed Chris.
It was finally time for the camp fire ceremony, it was a larger camp fire ceremony instead of just two teams, there were going to be four teams that were going to vote someone off. Chris and Blaineley with the help of Chef and Colonel Barnes had passed, and their helpers John Redcorn and Hank Hill passed out the golden wrapped chocolate horseshoes to everyone whom was going to stay for another day. The only ones on the Racing Rangers that didn't receive one were obviously June and Dash; the Wild Stallions; Rolf and Edd; the Blazing Saddles, Janet and Cleveland Jr.; and the Silver Spurs, Mindy and Timmy.
"Janet, you don't seem to be a fan of square dancing, Mindy, you also were not a fan of square dancing" said Chris, "Cleveland Jr., you seem to cause a lot of tension with Colonel Barnes and Timmy, please lose your Masked Stranger costume."
"June, it was hilarious what you did to Dash" laughed Blaineley, "Edd, you and Rolf could have done better at square dancing."
"Rolf doesn't get this square dancing!" cried Rolf as he hated it as well as Mindy and Janet.
"The last two golden-wrapped chocolate horseshoes go to for the night are" said both Chris and Blaineley as they were waiting for the dramatic pause focusing on the eight contestants; "June, Edd, Timmy and Cleveland Jr.!"
"What?" roared Mindy as she was shocked she got voted off.
"This isn't right!" added Janet as the two were being escorted by Chef and John Redcorn to the Carriage of Shame which was steering toward the camp fire.
"Well, at least I won't get embarrassed anymore by her" said Dash referring to June as he was getting onto the Carriage of Shame.
"Rolf will return!" roared Rolf as he was being pushed into the carriage by Colonel Barnes.
"Yeah, so will I!" affirmed Mindy.
"Come on, I got a schedule to keep up" said Grim.
As the Carriage of Shame road off into the sunset, the scene changes to Colonel Barnes heading to his private chambers, but unbeknownst to the Colonel and Chris' Sabotage Team, Johnny along with Sissy, Hiro, Danielle and Marc were heading to the barn area where there were about forty or so calves.
"You sure this will work?" asked Johnny to Marc and Hiro.
"Hey, we're geniuses here" said Marc.
"Release those calves!" laughed Hiro.
As Sissy, along with Johnny and Danielle did just that, the calves were in a stampede as they were targeting Colonel Barnes' private chambers.
"What, an earthquake or we're being attacked!" roared Colonel Barnes.
But as the Colonel headed to safety, he could see a number of calves moving right on into his private chambers and many of them were chewing the nice furniture that was there.
"Hey, stop that!" roared Colonel Barnes as he then had to force to get help from Chris' Sabotage Team to get the calves back in their pens.
The scene changes to Chris where the camera is focused on him.
"Will Colonel Barnes find out who prank him?" said Chris, "And will Cleveland Jr. and Marc ever get to impress the girls of their dreams, along with even Riley? Find out next time here on Camp Drama Showdown!"