Ichigo was told to go upstairs as he was just unconscious before, and was told to "relax" while they cleaned up the mess. But they gave him the baby.
"How is looking after this monster in anyway relaxing?" Ichigo said while walking upstairs.
He then entered his room, and sighed when he saw the interior of it. Clothes were EVERYWHERE from Yumichika's onslaught to find the perfect outfit from Ichigo's clothes. It looked like because Byakuya came, Ikkaku had rushed upstairs to get the fourth seat downstairs, and so Yumichika rushed to get changed, even though he would look ugly, which was strange for him.
"Damn that Yumichika," Ichigo muttered, and started to clean up his room.
He then started walked outside to empty his bin, because it was overflowing from other times he had used it. When he passed the living room, there were noises of frantic scrubbing, and when he passed the kitchen, there were smashes, bangs, and multiple other sounds. Ichigo simply didn't want to know what was happening on there.
When he got outside, and emptied his bin, he looked at his window. There was Chisaki, sitting on the window sill, looking out. Then, she jumped off.
"NOOOOOO!" Ichigo shouted, and once again, epically dived, caught her, and slammed into the neighbour's rubbish bins, making them fall over, spilling their contents onto the pavement.
Ichigo got up, saw the mess he just made, and sighed. Chisaki just giggled, and Ichigo again glared at her. The substitute then put the baby down, and cleaned up the garbage. When he was finished, he went over to pick up Chisaki, she was gone.
"Oh, *BEEP*," Ichigo swore.
Naughty Ichigo! This is a K rated fic, so no swearing! He so shouldn't have put her down anyway! There will be more of Ichigo's epic dives of course; as there have been three of them so far (the electric one doesn't count). Anyway... Review!