Chapter 12: Old Fashion Shootout
Once again it was finally time for Chris McLean to have his turn in giving a recap to the audience.
Chris McLean's Commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Showdown, a certain Cleveland Jr. got the wrong attention of Colonel Barnes who snuck out because he was trying to find the girl of his dreams, but old Colonel Barnes wasn't going to take it and use poor Cleveland Jr. as an example to punish him in front of everyone.
But that wasn't the kind of embarrassment that Dash Baxter soon faced with June at the Square Dancing challenge paying homage to my German dance challenge, thank you very much. Dash picked on Timmy who'd be the last poor sap he'd ever pick on, but not only Dash said hi to the Carriage of Shame, but also Mindy, Janet and Rolf whom were not very fond of Square Dancing.
As for revenge against Cleveland Jr.'s humiliation, a few contestants sent the calves on the loose eating up much of Colonel Barnes' priceless furniture. Hey, I lost a few good things doing this show. So who'd be voted off today? Will Colonel Barnes find out who prank him? Find out on Camp Drama Showdown! Yee-ha!
End of Commentary.
The scene opens up with members of Chris' Sabotage Team cleaning up the mess left behind by the calves, while Chris and Blaineley's Idea Teams helped placed the calves back in their pens. Riley was doing most of the work cleaning up, while Dale was being as lazy as ever sitting on a sofa that wasn't eaten by the calves.
"Yeah, this is the life" laughed Dale.
"Why don't you actually help out?" asked Riley.
"Yeah, help out" added Huey.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"Man, ever since that Dale Gribble tried to swipe my controller away, that guy's been on my case" said Riley.
"Lazy bum" said Huey referring to Dale.
End of Confessions.
But as Colonel Barnes stepped in the scene to see if his chambers was cleaned up for the most part, Dale quickly got up and saluted to the Colonel.
"Everything is ship shaped sir" said Dale.
"Aw, good work" said Colonel Barnes as he looked around, "I got another assignment for you all, I want you to find out who sent those calves loose."
"Shouldn't you talk to Sheriff Woody?" asked Jazmine to Colonel Barnes.
"Hmm, you might have a point there missy" said Colonel Barnes.
As the Colonel left to do just that, it was finally wakeup time for those whom remained within the game itself. Chef once more with the help of John Redcorn and also Hank Hill got everyone help since Colonel Barnes was doing some last security measures for his private chambers.
"About time we do another challenge and win this time" said Mandy.
"I could sit in the carriage and talk to Grim" said Billy.
"You really don't get this do you?" asked Mandy to Billy.
"Nope" replied Billy.
As everyone headed to the breakfast area in the mess hall, Riley who was tired from helping to repair Colonel Barnes' private chambers decided to see if Megan was around the mess hall. He noticed Megan in line with her team waiting for breakfast.
"Say good looking, how'd you like a taste of me?" asked Riley to Megan.
"Yuck, no way" replied Megan.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"Man, that Megan Clark doesn't know what she's missing" said Riley.
"What a jerk that Riley is, just because there are more couples this season, he thinks he can get on the action" said Megan.
End of Confessions.
Riley in defeat sat down at an empty seat on the table that belonged to the Raging Bulls.
"Tried to hit on my sister?" asked Marc who was having love trouble of his own.
"Yeah" replied Riley.
"Look, I can help you write a poem or two for her" said Marc.
"You'd do that for me?" asked Riley who was skeptical .
"Sure" replied Marc.
"I'll take your word, but now isn't the time" said Riley as he then got up and left.
"What was that all about?" asked Molly who was quite clueless.
"Nothing" replied Marc.
"You know, he was talking about love yo" said Irwin to Molly who overheard them.
"Love, no thanks" said Molly.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"I just wish Mandy and I were like Johnny and Sissy, or Hiro and Danielle or whoever else is a couple here yo!" cried Irwin, "It's driving me mad!"
"If only I and Jenny could be like that" sighed Sheldon obviously referring about the couples.
"Hey, I can get whatever girl I want" said Nick, "but I don't feel like in the mood for one now."
End of Confessions.
As everyone finished their meals, they headed to the challenge area which was basically the town square where the contestants were given loaded guns filled with paint.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the old fashion Western shootout!" laughed Chris, "It's very simple, the team with the most members that don't have that much paint covered up win the challenge."
"And I hope there will be no tricks this time, right Chris?" asked Blaineley who still felt Chris was working behind.
Cleveland Jr. raised his hand as he had to go to the bathroom, along with also take a bath.
"Excuse me" said Cleveland Jr. as he really had to go.
"Yes, Cleveland Jr." said Chris.
"I have to go" said Cleveland Jr. to which most people laughed at his comments.
"I also think you deserve a bath" added Chris as he could smell Cleveland Jr. a bit.
"There's one up in the Saloon in Justin's room" said Blaineley, "he'll open the door for you."
"Gee, thanks" said Cleveland Jr. as he ran up.
"Well, until Cleveland Jr. joins us, it wouldn't be fair of us to start" said Chris.
About that time as Cleveland Jr. got in the tub to take a bath, Tyler who was trying to drive a crane in helping Vlad Masters do some construction work around the town made the wrong turn.
"Where the heck am I supposed to go?" cried Tyler who was lost.
Tyler looked at the map, but by accident he pressed a lever on the console of the crane that swung the hook of the crane which literally smashed itself right into Justin's room where poor Cleveland Jr. was taking a bath. There, the tub began to tip about to fall down from the newly deconstructed cliff.
"No, no, no, no!" cried Cleveland Jr. who was trying to hang on but was too late.
About a few more minutes later, Chris sent out Danielle, Hiro, Johnny, Sissy and Trixie as a scouting party to find Cleveland Jr., to which Trixie found Cleveland Jr. under the tub trying to hide his nakedness.
"Get him up quick before he gets embarrassed" said Trixie who had a concern for Cleveland Jr.'s safety.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"I never thought Trixie would come to rescue me" said Cleveland Jr. after he was obviously clothed
"Man, that must be embarrassing" said Hiro, "wonder if anyone has heard of that happening."
"I hope that wasn't caught on camera" laughed Chris Griffin who overheard what happen from Trixie.
"My poor room!" cried Justin as he was literally crying on camera.
End of Confessions.
As Cleveland Jr. was finally ready, Chris handed Cleveland Jr. a gun filled with paint.
"Alright, since no more delay, get ready, and go!" said Chris.
Teams that were on Chris' side began to fire at those whom were on Blaineley's side first before they took on each other. Poor Nazz got hit by so much paint she was literally covered in it. Bloo literally turned from blue to red, pink and other assorted colors. Mac indeed got hit by paint that turned him yellow. Those whom were doing well on Blaineley's side such as Marceline, June, Jade, Ben, Gwen, Kevin, Lance, Duncan Rosenblatt, Rose, Trixie, Dukey, Mister Mittens and Reggie were hardly covered in paint.
"Man, we're not getting anywhere" said Kevin who kept on firing paint from his gun.
"Scot out" said June.
"But we're on different teams" said Ben.
"Just do it" said June.
As for Chris' side, Mandy, Zoe, Manny, Frida, Wally, Hoogie, Gaz, Megan, Johnny, Sissy, Danielle and Hiro were the ones doing well.
"Yeah, got him!" laughed Sissy who fired paint at Double D.
"I'm covered in paint!" cried Double D.
"Look whose complaining" said Nazz who was also covered in paint as much as Double D was.
"In coming!" cried Johnny as Mister Mittens leaped toward the two ready to fire paint at them.
Poor Mister Mittens got his fur all colored up by the paint that was fired at.
But as those whom were doing well on Blaineley's side were going to indeed do a surprise attack on Chris' side, Chris' Sabotage Team, with the help of Ferb had acquired some hi-tech guns filled with paint.
"Time to really blow it at Blaineley!" laughed Riley as he aimed his weapon at June.
But as Riley fired from afar, June was able to dodge the attacks, but the paint sadly ended up hitting her brother Ray Ray.
"Man, she's fast!" cried Joseph who kept on firing his gun at her.
June eventually fired back at Joseph that got him covered up in paint.
"Man down, man down!" cried Dale who also got hit in paint, "Wait, now I got hit too!"
Riley noticed Megan was being cornered by Reggie, Otto and Marceline.
"Time to turn you black and red all over" laughed Marceline.
But before the trio could fire upon them, Riley fired at them at the right moment that got them all covered in paint sparing Megan.
"Yeah, take that!" laughed Riley.
The two Zaks were indeed in a stalemate in the challenge, but Jack Spicer who was not covered up in paint yet decided to help out Zak Monday.
"Time to do my part" said Jack as he then fired his gun at Zak Saturday getting him covered in paint.
But as Jack was celebrating, Zak Monday turned the gun on Jack getting him covered in paint.
"Hey, what gives?" cried Jack.
"I wanted Zak Saturday to be my target" said Zak Monday.
"Yeah, what makes you have the right to have him as your target?" asked Jack even though he was technically out began to fire his gun at Zak Monday.
"Hey, you can't do that, you're out!" cried Zak Monday who soon found himself covered in paint.
"Now you're out too!" laughed Jack.
Dukey was indeed dominating in targeting Chris' side, with the exception of not targeting Johnny, he was already doing quite well.
"I'm afraid you're winning streak is over" said Rose as she shot poor Dukey with paint getting his fur covered in it.
Poor Dib got the most paint covered on him, as he could barely see what was going on, Tony ended up getting more paint on him than Dib. Finally, it was all over, the only ones whom didn't seem to receive that much paint on them were the Wild Stallions and also the Raging Bulls. The teams that got the most paint on their teammates were the Blazing Saddles and the Spinning Six.
"Wow, Spinning Six, even though you had Rose and Trixie, you still lost" said Chris, "you'll be joining the Blazing Saddles in voting someone off."
It was finally time for the camp fire ceremony, typically those who got golden wrapped chocolate horseshoes were obviously going to stay for another day. Members of Spinning Six who didn't receive one were Bloo and Jack Spicer, members of the Blazing Saddles, Dib and Cleveland Jr.
"Here are two tasty golden wrapped chocolate horseshoes for the contestants that'll stay for another day, if you do not get one, you will go on the Carriage of Shame and you can never ever return again" said Chris, "Cleveland Jr., because you delayed us from starting the challenge, people think you're kind of slow, Dib, you got yourself covered in paint more than Billy!"
"I even tasted it!" laughed Billy.
"Bloo, it seems that you're no longer blue at all" laughed Blaineley.
"Hey, don't mock me" said Bloo.
"Jack, Jack, Jack, you took somebody else's target" said Blaineley.
"Hey, finders keepers" said Jack.
"Last golden wrapped chocolate horseshoe for the day goes to" said Chris and Blaineley as the two were waiting for the dramatic pause, "Cleveland Jr. and Jack!"
"Sorry" continued Chris to Bloo and Dib, "looks like you two will say hello to the Carriage of Shame."
Grim steered the Carriage of Shame up to the camp fire.
"Come on you two, I got a schedule to keep" said Grim.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm going, I'm going" said Bloo.
"Same here" said Dib who was still covered in paint as well as Bloo.
As the Carriage of Shame steered off into the sunset, Cotton's ghost who had been observing Riley decided to help him out. Riley who was doing some chores for Colonel Barnes was spooked a bit when Cotton popped right up.
"Don't you worry boy" said Cotton, "I'm here to help you get that Megan girl to like you."
"You've been spying on me?" asked Riley.
"Yeah, so I decided to make up in helping you out" continued Cotton.
As the two went off, the camera changes to Chris.
"Tune in next time for even more dramatic eliminations here on Camp Drama Showdown!" laughed Chris.