Ichigo returned to his house, and saw that no one else had returned. He went inside, and went into the kitchen. Then he realised his error. There was cookie dough EVERYWHERE. The floor was partially flooded, there were empty packets all over the place, and a fire was brewing above the stove.

"Wha?" Ichigo asked, shocked at the mess. He then quickly ran into the living room, grabbed a bucket of water, and threw it all over the fire, extinguishing it.

"Huh?" Yachiru poked her head out of the fridge, and then asked, "What's this, Ichi?" She held out a bunch of chillies in her fist.

"... I'd thought you shinigami would know what that was..." Ichigo said.

Yachiru inspected the bright red fruits, and said, "They look really tasty."

"Don't eat them!" Ichigo shouted.

It was too late; Yachiru shoved the whole bunch in her mouth. She chewed them a bit, and swallowed them down.

"They tasted really, really good!" She shouted, immune to the chillies spiciness. "But it wasn't sweet. Hey, hey, Ichi, do you know where else to find anymore cookies?"

"... No," Ichigo said, shocked by the stunt Yachiru unknowingly pulled off.

"Kurosaki-kun, did you find her?"

Ichigo turned around, and saw Orihime in the doorway. "Yeah,"

"Hey, Jiggles!" Yachiru shouted. "Do you have any cookies?"

She shook her head, "Nope." Then she pointed to Chisaki, "Kurosaki-kun, can I hold her?"

"Uh, yeah, sure," He then handed over the baby to her.

"She's so cute!" Orihime cried. "But she's really dirty. Kurosaki-kun, don't you think you should give her a bath?"

"... Okay," he said, thinking of what fanatics Chisaki would probably get up to. He shuddered, but still took her and went over to the bathroom to bath her anyway.

Orihime walked off to continue cleaning up the living room. But first, she stopped to scowl at Yachiru, and tell her off.

The substitute put the menace in the bath tub, and turned on the taps to slowly fill the bath tub. He didn't fill it too much, but up to Chisaki's chest. He grabbed a bottle of bathing soap, shrugged, and poured some of the contents into the bathtub. Ichigo didn't know if babies had a special type of soap that you had to use for them, and frankly, he didn't care. After all he's been through with this monster, he didn't quite like the idea of fathering a baby. Ichigo's eyebrows twitched at the thought of that. The shinigami's thoughts were broken, as Chisaki splashed water all over Ichigo. She giggled. He definitely wasn't going to take care of anymore babies after this one.

But you'll have to put up with this one even more, strawberry! For the chilli bit, wiki says that chillies are a fruit, and are berries, but sometimes, you can't trust wiki. I hate Orhime's Kurosaki-kun. I've never known a person who doesn't hate it. Actually, I'll just say it, Orhime is annoying, and I hate her. Her only upside is her healing abilities, which has saved many people's lives, I admit, and *spoilers* making Ichigo become fully hollowfied (Alexander for those who read Poles) to kick Ulqui's ass. Anyway... Review please!