Ichigo was now scrubbing the baby with a sponge. Chisaki then splashed him with water for the umpteenth time, and the substitute's eyebrows twitched. He was literary soaked because she had splashed him so many times. Then he heard a shout, a crash, and a bang.

That didn't sound too good, Ichigo thought. He ran downstairs to see what all the commotion was about, and left Chisaki all alone. Bad idea.


Surprisingly the kitchen was all tidied up, because the rest of the group had returned. But the oven had all this green stuff inside it. Ichigo had no clue what it was, until Orihime dashed into the room, and took out a bowl with the green stuff with dried noodles in it.

"All done!" She shouted.

"... What is that, Inoue?" Ichigo asked.

"Oh, Kurosaki-kun," she said. "I decided to cook something for Yachiru-chan to eat, so she doesn't have to go through your cupboards! Do you want some?"

Ichigo sweat dropped as he saw the green stuff move, and change colour to blue. "... I'm fine, thanks..."

He then dashed upstairs.

"... Maybe he's got a stomach ache?" Orihime wondered out loud.

She shrugged, and went into the living room.


Ichigo sighed as he entered the bathroom. Why couldn't she make something normal? And how the hell could Rangiku eat that stuff?

He then walked over to the bath. Chisaki was laying back down in the bath, water covering her. A few bubbles came out of her nose, and Ichigo cursed loudly. He grabbed the baby out of the bath, and opened her mouth in order to let water out of her. Her big eyes opened, and she giggled at him. What was with her laughing at everything?

The strawberry got her got of the bath, in order for her to not commit suicide again. How many times has this monster almost died, anyway?


Six! And there's more to come! The torture doesn't stop for Ichigo, does it? I've got no idea how many more chapters are going to come... Anyway... Review! Today's the last of assessments for this term! And next term is always laid back, so expect more chapters. Maybe the chapters will increase per day? Dunno, but don't bet on it. With my horrid drawing skills, I'm gonna draw something soon for my ongoing fanfics, but having trouble with what to draw. Suggest please (for both drawing and chapters)!