Chapter 15: Cowboys and Indians
Once again, it was Chris McLean's turn to give a recap on what happened last time.
Chris McLean's Commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Showdown, it was an old fashion Wild West version of the Great Escape, being led by the town's dastardly no gooders Alejandro, Courtney, and Heather. That left our contestants to become deputized by Sheriff Woody to track the varmints down!
However, not all the contestants worked like a team, Ben used his Ultimate Omnitrix and turned into one of his aliens to go search for the trio of fugitives by himself, he'll certainly have a shovel in his face to remember it! As for Duncan Rosenblatt and Lance, they both got into a fight that allowed the trio of fugitives to escape, where old Chef had to break them up.
Luckily, the Chanting Cherokees managed to find the trio of fugitives, and quickly apprehend each one of them quite easily, the Wild Stallions had to say goodbye to Lance and Duncan Rosenblatt in a shorter camp fire ceremony, as they got onto the Carriage of Shame home. So who'll be voted off next? Find out next here on Camp Drama Showdown!
End of Commentary.
It was another typical early morning as Irwin was up and about bugging the heck out of Johnny and Sissy once more, with not even Kuki nor Abigail were able to sleep because of Irwin's ramblings.
"Please, I need one of you two to help me win over Mandy!" cried Irwin.
"Irwin, do you want us to call in Colonel Barnes on you?" asked Sissy.
"Yeah, that guy will make you shut it" laughed Johnny.
"Irwin, just go to bed and stop waking people up already" said Abigail who came in just in the nick of time.
As poor Irwin did just that, meanwhile, Riley who was outside since he wasn't a contestant was still being coached by Cotton.
"Listen up boy, we've gone over this, you can't be so tough around a girl like Megan" said Cotton.
"But that's who I am" said Riley, "I'm like how Duncan is from the Total Drama alumni, you can't change me pal."
"Hmm, I see where this is going" said Cotton, "tell you what, you can keep your tough look, if you do something kind for her, such as helping her out during the next challenge."
"I'm not supposed to interfere that much with the challenges these days" continued Riley.
"Well, you're part of Chris' Sabotage Team, are you now?" continued Cotton, "Why not give her team the extra boost to win invulnerability?"
"Hmm, that might actually work" said Riley as he thought of something.
Meanwhile, Blaineley had brought Jake and Cree along with her as she was going to make a big announcement, as the contestants got up thanks to Chef and Colonel Barnes, they greeted Blaineley.
"It seems the producers felt it was rather quite unfair that Chef pulled Lance and Duncan Rosenblatt from the game so prematurely" said Blaineley, "they have given me permission to upgrade Cree and Jake here to become members of the Wild Stallions."
"Whatever" laughed Chris who was coming into the scene, "that leaves more fresh meat for me."
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"I'm not sure I'd like being around Rose, I don't know if her boyfriend Jake is any different" said Dukey who obviously didn't like Rose's presence.
"Bring it on" said Nick.
"This town's not big enough" said Timmy who was acting tough in a Western style manner.
"Finally, I get to be in the game!" laughed Cree, "Soon those fools will pay for what they did to me back in season one!"
"I guess I don't mind being in the game" said Jake, "Rose is on the Spinning Six, but I think that'd give us more chances then to win the grand prize."
End of Confessions.
As everyone headed to the mess hall, Wally was quite eager along with Timmy to face off with the new comers.
"You look stupid wearing that outfit" said Wally who was making fun of Timmy's Masked Stranger suit.
"Hey, I don't see your Western costume anywhere pal" said Timmy.
"If this were the old Western days, the girls would be wearing what the Pilgrim women wore" continued Wally.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"Alright, that comment ticked me off" said Molly.
"I think he's from the wrong century" laughed Sissy referring to Wally.
End of Confessions.
Typically enough, Haley decided to help Marc watch for anyone as he was writing his newest poem for Libby, for which John Redcorn would slip carefully to Libby as she ate her breakfast. Nick, who formerly liked Libby back when he was in Retroville along with Cindy felt poetry wasn't just his thing.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"I bet whoever writes Libby that kind of poetry much see pretty cheesy movies" laughed Nick.
"Hmm, I guess he must have good writing skills" said John Redcorn who obviously had a different opinion on Marc's poems.
End of Confessions.
"I don't understand what she sees in whoever wrote those" said Nick as he gazed at Libby hugging the poem.
"Sounds like someone's jealous" said Jade as she overheard Nick.
"Look, it's not that I care about her or anything like that, poetry isn't my thing" said Nick.
"So what is your thing then?" asked Jade.
"That would be not for now" replied Nick.
As the contestants got up after they finished their breakfast, they headed out to the desert outskirts where they met up with Chris and Blaineley again. There, there were four wagons, and also a number of robotic horses.
"Today's challenge is the classic Cowboys and Indians Challenge!" laughed Chris, "Blaineley's side will be playing the part of the marauding Indians, while the Cowboys get to protect their treasure, the winning teams on my side who manage to make their wagons across the race course before the Indians nab their treasure win, but should any of Blaineley's teams get the treasure first, that team will win immunity."
"I guess we'll be given a head start, right?" asked Cindy.
"You are correct" replied Chris.
As Chris' four teams started off on their wagons, Blaineley's team were given bow and arrows as their weapons, but these arrows were going to be used as EMPs against the wagons that were moving as they were invented by Ferb, Newton and Dexter.
"Yeah, just like old times!" laughed Ray Ray as he got onto the robotic horse with his bow and arrows.
As Blaineley's teams started off on the robotic horses trying to chase down the wagons, meanwhile, Chris' Sabotage Team on their own robotic horses were really playing the part of the watchful eyes of Sheriff Woody's elite squad.
"I guess this must be the part in the old West where the Sheriff's elite stop the marauding Indians!" laughed Dale.
"Now's my chance" said Riley.
Riley noticed that members of the Blinding Bandits were getting closer to the wagon to the Blazing Saddles.
"They're catching up on us!" cried Megan as Mandy was steering the wagon.
"What does it look like, I'm trying to go as fast as I can!" cried Mandy.
Riley had no other choice but to move forward and save Megan's team from defeat which got Troy upset.
"Hey, you're not supposed to go first!" cried Troy as he went after Riley.
"I guess that's the signal that we should follow them" said Joseph as he then led the way with the others.
"Incoming!" cried Kevin as he noticed Dale, Riley, Troy and the others on their way.
"Great, just when we were going to get our prize!" cried Ben.
"Not if I can help it" said Gwen Tennyson as she steered her robotic horse the other way, she then began to fire her arrows at the other robotic horses that Chris' Sabotage Team were on, one of the arrows struck Huey's horse knocking him off.
"Huey!" cried Jazmine.
"I'm okay!" replied Huey.
"You'll pay for that" said Riley.
Riley then steered his horse toward Gwen's, and with one kick of his own leg managed to trip Gwen's horse, along with Gwen herself tumbling to the ground. Twister and Otto came next steering their hoses toward Riley, but Riley was able to easily knock the two off of their horses, with poor Otto hurt.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"Man that kid is tough!" cried Otto who had a broken arm.
"Don't mess with that kid, if he wasn't secretly helping Chris, I'd hire him as a bodyguard to protect me from Lars" said Twister.
End of Confessions.
Megan's team managed to make it ahead of the entire pack of Chris' teams, but all wasn't lost for the marauding Indians, the Racing Rangers, along with the Wild Stallions making up for their lose caught up with the Raging Bulls' wagon.
"There are too many of them!" cried Sissy as they were being surrounded.
"I guess this must not be a good time to ask about tips on getting Mandy to like me, right?" asked Irwin.
"I got something we can throw back at" laughed Johnny.
Poor Irwin was tossed from the wagon knocking Cree and Steve off of their horses. Wally then followed next as Molly and Sissy were still disgusted by his comments about girls behaving like Pilgrim women.
"They threw us out of the wagon!" cried Wally.
"I think I know what to do with these two" laughed Cree as she got up, "and old fashion Indian ritual!"
Although the Raging Bulls eventually lost in not even crossing the finish line, the Blazing Saddles indeed came in first, and were the first team from Chris' side to reach the finish line.
"Yeah, we did it!" cried Megan with joy.
"I think you might have somebody that likes you helping you out" said Cleveland Jr. who kind of guessed Riley's motives for helping out the Blazing Saddles.
As for the other teams, the Silver Spurs came in second place. As for the Chanting Cherokees, things were getting ugly for them, as members of the Racing Rangers had decided to board their wagon instead of just slowing them down.
"You're not getting your hands on this chest!" cried Fanny who was able to fight with June.
"Ha, this is going to be ours!" replied June.
It was quite intense, but ironically, the Chanting Cherokees still made it across the finish line with the Racing Rangers still in the wagon.
"Whoa there" laughed Chris as he noticed the commotion, "the challenge is nearly over, and you marauding Indians didn't marauded like you were supposed to, but since you ironically came in the wagon that went across the finish line, you'll have to share with the Chanting Cherokees on what's inside the chest."
"What?" cried members of both teams.
"Either that or the Racing Rangers will join whoever gets voted off" laughed Chris.
Indeed, there were some losers, the Raging Bulls had not crossed the finish line, and had thrown two of their passengers out a moving wagon, while the Blinding Bandits had at least one of their members hurt.
"I think I know whose the winner, the Blazing Saddles!" said Chris, "As for the Raging Bulls and the Blinding Bandits, you'll be voting someone off from your teams."
After a few hours later passed, it was finally time for the camp fire ceremony, the only two members of the Raging Bulls who didn't receive a golden wrapped chocolate horseshoe were Irwin and Wally, for the Blinding Bandits it were Twister and Otto.
"Irwin, Irwin, Irwin, you keep asking Johnny and Sissy too many tips on love, Wally, that comment about Pilgrim women, really, was that relevant?" asked Chris.
"Otto, Twister, you tried your best, but apparently, your best wasn't enough to stop Chris' NOT SO SECRET SABOTAGE TEAM FROM STOPPING YOU!" roared Blaineley who was furious what she heard after Riley helped the Blazing Saddles win.
"Hey, you did the same for the past two seasons, only fair" laughed Chris.
"Last golden wrapped chocolate horseshoe goes to" said both Chris and Blaineley as the dramatic pause was kicking in, "Wally and Twister!"
"Time for you two to go" said Chef as he along with Colonel Barnes were escorting the two to the Carriage of Shame as it steered up to the camp fire.
"Come on, I got a schedule to keep" said Grim as the two got on, as the Carriage of Shame road off.
The scene then changes to Cotton congratulating Riley on a job well done.
"That's a good step in the right direction" said Cotton as he was heading out, "there are others I should help out, I'm sure that Megan girl will appreciate you now."
"Thanks" said Riley as Cotton left.
Indeed, Chris did see Cotton's ghost through a private camera he was recording in the studios.
"Well, isn't this interesting, someone's dead relative is indeed being a Guardian Angel to the contestants, will Riley ever get Megan, will Blaineley still be mad at me for hiring him on my Sabotage Team, and will Hank Hill realize his father was is still with him? Find out more on Camp Drama Showdown!" laughed Chris.