A Felixfeles idea from before, but has only been put into action now. Kudos to her!
Ichigo came back downstairs with Chisaki, and found Uryuu cooking in the kitchen with an apron on.
"Why are you cooking, Ishida?" The shinigami asked him.
The Quincy pushed up his glasses and said, "I refuse to eat Inoue-san's cooking, so I'm cooking something myself."
"Okay, what is the housewife cooking then?" Ichigo teased.
"...Ramen," he replied. "And I'm not a girl."
"You sure?" Ichigo asked. "When was the last time you checked?"
"I'm very sure I'm a guy!" Uryuu snapped.
Ichigo then looked at Chisaki in his arms, and got an idea. "Hey, Ishida, can you do a favor of me?"
"No,"
"Why not?"
"Because it's you, you're a shinigami, and shinigami are my enemy,"
Ichigo scratched the back of his head. "You're still hung up on that?"
No answer.
"Come on, Ishida, please," Ichigo pleaded.
Uryu turned around, and said, "Depends what it is."
Ichigo then shoved the demon in his hands, and said, "Look after that thing, okay? Bye!" Then he sprinted off.
The quincy really felt like pulling out his bow, and chasing after the strawberry.
Uryu looked at the baby, and Chisaki looked at him. She then giggled at him. Uryuu sighed. No wonder Kurosaki was reluctant to give the baby to him. Uryuu just put her on the bench, and continued cooking.
He then turned his back to her, to get some vegetables for his ramen, and Chisaki crawled over to the stove, where some water was boiling. She was about to put her hand on the handle, when the quincy turned around and saw her. He dropped the vegetables, dashed over, and picked her up.
"No, you can't do that," he scowled at her. "You would die if that water got on you."
She then grabbed his glasses, and he protested, "Give me back my glasses!"
The monster then threw them on the ground, smashing them. His eyebrows twitched as Ichigo's would have. Uryu then sighed and grabbed out another pair.
She then started to cry.
I'm give Ichi a break from the terror, and now it's Uryuu's turn. According to Felixfeles, most babies die of getting hot water put on them, because of what's shown in the fic. For some of those who can't remember, Uryuu was said to be a "good housewife" by Ichigo before, but I'm not sure if that's just in the anime, or in the subbed or dubbed version. Or it's just my imagination. Meh. When I typed down, "When was the last time you checked?", I got a really bad image of a girl Uryu, with Bleach style massive boobs in my head... *Shudder*... Anyway, Review!