"She's a nightmare," Uryu grumbled to himself, after he had calmed her down.
Not learning his lesson, he put her back on the bench again, and started cooking again.
Then Yachiru shot past on her scooter*, with Ichigo running after her, shouting, "Hey, come back here! Hey!"
Rukia walked into the kitchen, staring after the two idiots.
"Oh, hello, Kuchiki-san," Uryu said. "What are those two doing?"
Rukia sighed. "We were playing this game called Monopoly, and Kusajishi-san came in and ran off with all the money."
"Why didn't you tell me before that you were playing it?" Uryuu asked.
"Because Ichigo said that you were cooking, and we thought that you wouldn't want to play anyway," Rukia said.
"... Good point," Uryu agreed.
The two shinigami were still running/scootering around the place, while Ichigo was shouting at Yachiru.
Then Rukia's eyes widened, and Uryu asked, "What?"
She pointed to the stove, where a fire was starting. Chisaki was next to the fire, clapping her hands gleefully.
"FIRE!" Uryu shouted.
The two shinigami stopped their chasing, and looked over at the fire.
"Oh, ****!" Ichigo swore.
Panic broke out, and eventually the flames were extinguished.
Uryuu stared at the burnt remains of the stove.
"... She really is a nightmare," he said.
He then gave up on trying cooking ramen, because what remained of it were charred bits, and went off to play Monopoly, despite it being a "child's game".
* In one of the "Illustrated Guide to Shinigami's, Yachiru is seen to be riding around on her scooter in the Kuchiki Estate. Poor Byakuya.
... I have no idea if Monopoly exists in Japan. There's a very high chance that it does though. Prepare for a change next chapter. And no, this story's not ending! Not yet.