Okay, so this is when Ulqui left the human world with Chisaki. There's a bit of a time gap between this chapter and the last one, but I recon you guys want to know what happened in the human world afterwards. Sadly, Chisaki won't be in this chapter, because she's right now being taken to Yammy, and his experience with her will be next chapter. And this chapter will be longer than usual. Kohana means "a little flower" in Japanese, apparently, Maeda means "in front of rice field". Please tell me if I'm wrong!

Ichigo scrunched up Ulquiorra's letter angrily in his fist. Damn that Ulquiorra!

"What does it say, Kurosaki?" Uryu asked.

"They've taken Chisaki!" Ichigo shouted.

"Who?" Chad asked.

"AIZZZZZEEEEEEN!" Ichigo yelled, burying his face in his hands.

"Let me have a look at that," Uryuu said, while snatching the letter from the strawberry. "Listen up, you trash. I've taken that trash baby of yours to Las Noches, to Lord Aizen. You trash can try to take her back, but you won't be able to, because you're trash.

Ulquiorra

P.S. Orihime, you're trash."

Orihime started to look very annoyed. "Well he didn't have to be so mean," she grumbled.

Then Yuzu, Karin and Isshin came in with lots of shopping bags.

"It was good that I found you two when I was shopping!" Yuzu shouted.

"Nah, it was goat-chin here who knew you went shopping, and insisted that we go and help you," Karin said.

"I thought you would have gotten mugged or raped, for worse!" Isshin cried.

"That type of stuff doesn't happen here, Dad," Karin groaned.

Then Yuzu saw Ichigo with his head buried in his hands and said, "What's wrong, Onii-chan? And where's Chisaki?"

"Who's Chisaki?" Karin asked.

"The baby that I got Onii-chan to look after," Yuzu said.

"Well…" Ichigo started.

"She's been taken to a friend's place, but we won't be able to get her for a while," Rukia explained. "Right, Ichigo?"

"Ah, yeah, that's it," Ichigo replied.

"How long will she be there for?" Yuzu asked.

"… Um, we don't know…" Ichigo said.

Then the doorbell rang.

"Ah, that must be her parents!" Yuzu cried, and ran to the door.

… Oh, ****. Ichigo's group thought.

Then a woman walked into the room. She had long black hair, sparkling green eyes, and she was grinning. She wore a knee length long sleeved black dress with ruffles and stockings. The woman also had almost Hichigo style skin.

"Onii-chan, this is Chisaki's mother," Yuzu said. "Her name is Maeda Kohana." (Maeda is her last name, Kohana is her first name. I'm just writing in Japanese style, if you haven't noticed.)

"She's her mother?" Ichigo shouted.

Kohana stared at the strawberry for a while.

"… What is it?" Ichigo asked.

"Did you dye your hair?" Kohana asked.

Ichigo's eyebrow started twitching. "No, this is my natural hair colour," he growled.

"How does it stick up like that?" she asked.

"I don't know," he answered angrily.

"Oh, yes, what is your name, spiky head?" Chisaki's mother asked.

Ichigo glared at her. "Spiky… head?"

"Oh, I got it right," she said. "Nice to meet you, spiky head."

"That's not my name!" the substitute shouted.

"Then what is it?"

"Kurosaki Ichigo."

Kohana started laughing.

"What's so funny?" Ichigo growled.

"Nice to meet you, strawberry!" she giggled.

The said strawberry looked like he was about to explode.

"Oh, I heard the whole story from Yuzu-chan," Kohana said. "I don't really care, just bring her back."

She then walked off. "See you later, strawberry!" she said, and left the room.

Silence…

"DAMN HER!" Ichigo burst out.

Afterwards, Ichigo, Chad, Rukia, Orihime, Yachiru and Uryuu went to Urahara's place, and asked if he could make the Garganta in order to get them to Hueco Mundo to save Chisaki.

"In order to make the Garganta it'll take me…" he paused for dramatic effect. "3 weeks!"

The whole group groaned.

How did you guys like Kohana? She is very crazy, but she's actually like Chisaki a lot. We won't be able to see Ichigo's group for a while, because Chisaki's going to be in Las Noches for a "while". I think Ichigo was a bit OOCish during this chapter… Oh well. I put in Ulquiorra's letter again, so you readers can remember what it said. Review please!