Just a heads up, Baraggan and a few others may be OOCish, but I hope that still deliver you with laughs.

Baraggan sighed on his throne. He was the God-King of Hueco Mondo, the segunda Espada, and currently; a babysitter. He didn't even know much about the things, but he heard what Yammy did while he was looking after her. But it was like Yammy to lose his temper.

Chisaki crawled over to him, and said, "Oldie!" (Sorry Bunny153539, I changed the nickname again X/)

"I may be old, but at least I'm not a little ant like you, who does not compare to me, a god," Baraggan said.

"Oldie!" Chisaki shouted again.

Baraggan sighed again. "Findor, take care of her," he ordered.

"Yes, Baraggan-sama*," The fraccion said, and picked up the baby.

*Few minutes later*

"Oldie!"

Baraggan looked down to see Chisaki, who had escaped Findor. The Espada got up and went into his fraccion's room. The room was covered in vomit, a wall had burnt marks on it, blonde hair was all about the room, tables, chairs and other things had been turned over, and trash (not Ulquiorra's meaning of trash) had been flung about the entire place. Findor was lying amongst the rubble, bald, and covered in vomit.

"S-she's a nightmare…" he said.

"She's a nightmare?" the old man frowned.

"EXACTA!" Findor shouted before becoming unconscious.

"EXACTA!"

Baraggan turned around to see the nightmare herself sitting behind him.

"Abirama!" He called.

Surprisingly, the 22nd Arrancar appeared in front of him. "Yes, Baraggan-sama?"

"Take care of that baby," he told him and walked off.

Abirama picked her up, and shouted, "Yeah! Let's go, baby!"

Chisaki started crying.

*A few more minutes later*

Chisaki had once again escaped from one of Baraggan's fraccion. Baraggan sighed. She'd made all of her caretakers, which were his fraccion, become unconscious. Now Baraggan had to take care of the baby himself.

"Oldie!" Chisaki shouted. "Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie, Oldie!"

"Shut up!" Baraggan roared.

Chisaki then started wailing. The segunda Espada then picked her up, and tried to calm her down. She then grabbed a handful of his hair, and stuck it in her mouth. He shrugged. At least she stopped.

Then the baby vomited on him.

"Do you dare defy the God of Hueco Mundo!" Baraggan shouted.

Chisaki giggled at him.

He finally snapped. The Espada grabbed his axe/zanpukto and said, "Rot, Arrogante!"

Tousen had come just in time to stop the baby's death.

*I had no idea what Findor or the other fraccion would call Baraggan, but I chose the most plausible option.

If some of you guys have forgotten some of Baraggan's fraccion, wiki them. I had to look them up before, because I had no idea with some of them. I've actually been using wiki a lot for the Espada, because I just can't remember everything…