Chapter 35: Riding Twisters
Once again, it was Blaineley's turn to give a recap to the audience.
Blaineley's commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Showdown, it was a camp fire ghost story telling challenge, where the teams had to make costumes of the ghouls and ghosts of Western orientated themes to come to life. Some played their parts better than others, like Jenny who managed to play the role of an actual headless bandit, and also the Blazing Saddles who were able to imitate the Grim Reaper who was out in the old Wild West.
But there were others that had poorer comebacks like the Raging Bulls, with Owen playing the part of a pig zombie, but things got interesting when June who played the part of a dead sheriff managed to scare Ember and Young Blood, both who have been responsible for putting Chris and I in prison and forcing us to sign a new contract to have that bratty vampire boy Edmund eventually join the competition.
Anyway, saddle up, because we're going to have more of this here on Camp Drama Showdown!
End of commentary.
Yet it was another peaceful night for the remaining contestants, but only one vampire boy named Edmund was stirring about. He was literally diving into the supplies to which Chef, along with Colonel Barnes who reviewed some of the security tapes after meeting with Chris and Blaineley were going to spring the trap on Edmund.
"That vampire kid is going down" said Colonel Barnes who had a Christian cross to protect him, "this symbol here should protect me."
"All those vampires will get is a bad burn if they touch it" said Chef to which he got out a grenade filled with garlic, "now a garlic induced grenade, that'd scare the living daylights out of them."
Edmund indeed was enjoying some of the golden wrapped chocolate horses that were in the supplies.
"Yes indeed this is the life" laughed Edmund.
Suddenly a grenade was tossed near him.
"What the?" cried Edmund to which the grenade released garlic, "Garlic!"
Edmund started to cough to which Chef along with Colonel Barnes came into the scene to jump on Edmund, the vampire boy was brought out of the barnyard where the supplies were being kept.
"You can't do this to me!" cried Edmund.
"Sure we can" laughed Chef.
"And I got this symbol you vampires all hate to protect us" added Colonel Barnes as Edmund dreaded the Christian cross symbol the Colonel was holding.
As dawn broke, the contestants got up after John Redcorn and Hank Hill got them up.
"Come on Bobby, Chris has a big announcement" said Hank.
"Oh boy" said Bobby.
As everyone got out of their cabins, the notorious Edmund was there with Chris and Blaineley.
"I have a very big announcement to make, actually two, first, all the teams will be dissolved, second, Edmund here will be joining the game because he's under the contract that both Blaineley and I were forced to sign to get out of jail" continued Chris.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"That vampire kid better not try anything on the Masked Stranger" said Timmy.
"Dissolved, I've only been in the Chanting Cherokees for only one challenge" said Tucker.
"I for one am happy for this" said Edmund who was rather thrilled since it'd indeed mean he'd be able to employ his divide and conquer strategy.
End of confessions.
After those two announcements, the contestants headed to the mess hall, while waiting in line, Johnny and Sissy decided to hold hands. As for Wally, he noticed how large LeShawna's thighs were as she was helping Chef and Colonel Barnes out at the mess hall.
"Man, doesn't she look fat?" laughed Wally referring to LeShawna.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"Oh, he did not go there with me" said LeShawna.
"Never make fun of her weight" said Harold.
"I'd say he's asking for it" said Duncan.
End of confessions.
As Wally was about to say something else, LeShawna grabbed some soup that was nearby and decided to teach Wally a lesson. She along with Duncan held Wally down and began to literally use soup on his mouth to literally try to wash out the bad words he stated.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"About time someone taught him a lesson" said June.
"Yea, take that!" laughed Haley.
"Intriguing" said Edmund who was trying to come up with a possible alliance with Wally, "that crazy foul mouthed kid may have something up his sleeve I can work on."
End of confessions.
As for Wally who could only sadly taste soup for the time being, he wasn't happy for what happened to him as he sat down on a table that was empty. No one else wanted to be with him, but a certain Edmund who got his meal from Chef did.
"I must say, you have quite a niche of getting into trouble like that" said Edmund.
"Look garlic hater, they could very well use it on you" said Wally.
"Which is why I want you to form an alliance with me" continued Edmund, "I'll split the money with you if you give me 75 percent of it."
"Deal" said Wally who was rather stupid enough to make that alliance.
But while Edmund was the one forming an alliance, Haley was taking further control over Rose's crumbling alliance. Haley had Johnny, Sissy, Trixie and Cleveland Jr. sit at a table along with Bobby.
"Man, I do not trust that Edmund kid in this game" said Bobby as he noticed Edmund was getting too comfortable with Wally.
"I know what you mean, that's why we should consolidate on continuing this alliance" said Haley, "we should protect each other in the case that we're going to be the next ones eliminated."
"That's not going to be a problem for me" said Cleveland Jr.
"Us either" added Sissy.
But Haley and Edmund were not the only alliances in formation, Danny along with Danielle were forming their own alliance with Sam, Tucker and Hiro. Though Danny previously trusted Hiro, he allowed him to enter his alliance.
"So, you finally trust my boyfriend?" asked Danielle to Danny.
"Yea, alright" continued Danny.
"I must say, you're quite the way with the ladies" said Tucker who wanted some tips from Hiro, "how can I get my hand on one?"
"Easy, be yourself" replied Hiro.
"Myself, how?" asked Tucker which Hiro began to feel Tucker was getting a bit annoying.
But as the contestants finished their meals, they headed out for the open prairie where Chris and Blaineley were waiting, along with several surfboards that were meant for the challenge.
"Today's challenge is surfing a tornado" laughed Chris.
"I see no tornadoes out here" said Edmund.
"Just you wait and see, Johnny's sisters are cooking up one right now" laughed Chris.
Suddenly, a large tornado started to form in the distance it was picking up steam pretty fast.
"Better grab your surfboards quick!" said Chris.
"First contestant that lasts the longest on the tornado wins the challenge" added Blaineley.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"Man, that Cleveland Jr. is certainly going to go down in this one" said Zak Saturday who had remembered from Season 2 how Cleveland Jr. was voted off.
"Tubby won't last a second on the twister" laughed Wally who was still making fat jokes on Cleveland Jr. behind his back.
"I will show everyone that I can do this, I've been practicing" said Cleveland Jr.
End of confessions.
As everyone ran for the twister, the twister picked everyone up, to which the contestants literally got onto their surfboards.
"Yea, this is just like back at home!" laughed Reggie, "Except it's not on water!"
"Can't maintain balance!" cried Nazz who was having trouble with her surfboard.
Edmund then hatched an idea in his mind, to which he then zoomed in with his surfboard and knocked poor Nazz right off of it, to which she then fell right into the sand on the ground.
"Watch out for that vampire kid!" cried Abigail.
"What?" asked Kuki who couldn't hear a thing in the twister.
Suddenly Edmund knocked out Kuki as well as she fell, then Mushi, with Ray Ray following next.
"So, you like hitting people off of their surfboards, let's see if you can hit me off of mine" said June.
"That sounds like a challenge to me" laughed Edmund.
Edmund charged his surfboard trying to knock June off, instead he managed to knock off the two Zaks, Brad, Tuck and Tucker off of their surfboards, along with poor Sheldon. The vampire boy was crafty enough to also take down Nick and Jade, along with also Phineas and Isabella.
"Come to show me your skills?" asked Ferb who was impressed to Edmund.
"Listen to me green-haired kid, I'm winning this challenge, and there's nothing you can do about it" said Edmund.
Edmund then managed to knock poor Ferb off of his surfboard to which got Candace angry.
"Come on Jeremy, let's show that vampire boy what we're made of" said Candace.
Jeremy wasn't sure if he should follow, but did anyway, Edmund simply managed to just move his surfboard out of the way to which the two ran into Trixie, Newton and Cleveland Jr.
"Hey, at least I wasn't the first one knocked off" said Cleveland Jr.
Poor Sally was next on Edmund's hit list, then came Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Marc, Johnny, Sissy and Sam. Danny along with Jenny, June, Reggie and Ed oddly remained.
"Evil vampire boy, you can't hit Ed, cause Ed's the king of surfing" said Ed.
"That's what you think pal" said Edmund.
Edmund came head onto Ed, knocking him right off of his surfboard, the large Ed crashed into Danny and Jenny knocking them off their surfboards as well, and sent them crashing against Jazmine, Riley, Megan, Haley, Bobby, Wally, Owen, Joseph and Huey.
"It's just you and me pal" said June as she and Edmund were the only ones left.
Edmund targeted June trying to get her off of her surfboard, but June was able to maintain control the entire time.
"Wow, those two are going all the way" said Chris to which Chef was bringing out a catapult.
"What the heck is that for?" asked Blaineley.
"You'll find out" laughed Chris.
Chef then began to launch random items on the catapult from pieces of wood, to even the kitchen sink, along with a robotic cow or two.
"Don't want to get sued from those animal rights groups, so we decided to use mechanical animals instead" laughed Chris.
But before June could realize, a large mechanical cow managed to knock her right off her surfboard, making Edmund the one who was the victor of the challenge. It was easy for him to land thanks to his vampire powers as the tornado stopped.
"Sounds like the winner here is Edmund" said Chris, "as for the rest, it's time to vote for two people off."
Indeed after a few hours later, it was time for the camp fire ceremony which everyone who didn't win immunity were there. The only four contestants that did not receive a golden wrapped chocolate horseshoe were Nazz, Kuki, Mushi and Ray Ray since they were the first ones to be knocked out.
"Nazz, Kuki, both of you two were the first ones to be knocked out in the challenge" said Chris.
"Mushi, Ray Ray, you two followed suit" added Blaineley.
"And the last two golden wrapped chocolate horseshoes for the night goes to" said both Chris and Blaineley as they were waiting for the dramatic pause, "Mushi and Ray Ray."
"You're not upset that you got voted off?" asked Abigail as she noticed Kuki wasn't sad unlike Nazz.
"Hey, I got to have fun, I had a second chance" added Kuki.
"Wish I could say the same" sighed Nazz as the Carriage of Shame came up to the camp fire.
"Come on mon, I am missing me shows" laughed Grim.
"We're coming" said Kuki who happily skipped to the Carriage of Shame, unlike poor Nazz who just simply walked slowly there.
But as the Carriage of Shame took off in the sunset, a certain Edmund was pleased with the results so far.
"Ah yes, there is nothing like a good winner like me" laughed Edmund.
"You mean a cheater like you" said Cotton as he appeared before the vampire boy.
"Don't do that!" cried Edmund.
"Listen, I don't care even if you are 400 years old, there's no excuse for cheating like that" continued Cotton who was scolding Edmund.
"Ha, there's nothing that you can do to me pal" laughed Edmund.
"Perhaps for now, but I'll show you a thing or two about honesty, something that you failed to learn even probably before you were a vampire" continued Cotton.
"I'll wage a bet then" said Edmund, "if I win the contest, you should remain in the Ghost Zone for all eternity, but if you get someone honest to win, I will gladly become good for the next season."
"Is that I promise, because you better not be pulling me boy" said Cotton.
"It's a bet" replied Edmund.
"Fine then" said Cotton as he then left Edmund to be by himself.
The scene then changes to have the camera focus on Chris.
"Well now, stay tuned for more exciting eliminations here on Camp Drama Showdown" said Chris.