Chapter 37: Remember the Alamo
Once again, it was Blaineley's turn to give a recap to the audience.
Blaineley's commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Showdown, like the traditional pioneers our contestants went out in the wild wilderness. Some roughed up others like Edmund who had Zak Monday and Wally sabotage the other contestants.
Ed had an encounter with a ghost who forbid Ed to form an alliance with Edmund, but Ed showed no signs of backing down once the prize money would be promised to be used for his comic book collection additions. And of course that worked for Edmund who used Ed to get back to town quick before Bobby, but luckily enough, it was a tie for both Bobby and Edmund, and poor Molly and Chris Griffin, which Chris slept on the job, which I could say the same for the OTHER Chris got voted off with Molly who was injured after Zak Monday and Wally were chased by the other contestants.
So, who'll be voted off today? Find out here on Camp Drama Showdown!
End of commentary.
Yet another peaceful night passed by for the remaining contestants, a certain Chef was on guard for any kind of pranks that might come his way as he was patrolling the area. He didn't seem to like the Xiaolin monks who were in his path, and Chef, typically enough was chatting with Jack Spicer on mobile to provide Chef with any tips on how to avoid them.
"Listen to me punk, the only reason why I am contacting you isn't to bring you back in the game, it is so that you can help me avoid those pranker monks" said Chef.
"Look, I want you to find someone else that you can align yourself with in the game so that you can get that person to share the wealth with someone like me" said Jack.
"Hmm, that sounds risky, Chris wasn't happy with me when I sided with Paco" continued Chef.
"Well, there are a lot of gullible people who wouldn't mind forming an alliance with you, there's Zim, he's a good candidate, he likes your food" said Jack.
"That's true" replied Chef, "I guess either him or this Ed. He might be perfect enough for me to ruin that vampire boy's alliance."
As Chef continued to chat with Jack, he didn't realize he was being watched by Clay, Raimundo, Kimiko and Omi.
"Who do you think that Chef Hatchet is talking to on the phone?" asked Omi.
"Not sure" said Raimundo.
"I say let's Chef have a little static electricity accident with his phone" said Kimiko.
Kimiko used her fire powers and started a small spark targeting Chef's cell phone.
"Hey Chef, I can't hear you on the other line" said Jack.
"Fire, fire!" cried Chef as he noticed his cell phone was on fire quite literally.
Hank immediately heard the noise and came rushing into the scene with a fire extinguisher and put out the blaze to which the foam of the extinguisher also covered poor Chef which Omi took a picture of it. While poor Chef was recovering from the experience, Colonel Barnes had Hank and John Redcorn get the other contestants up and ready for the day. The contestants got out of their cabins eager to see the next challenge, especially for Edmund.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"Man, this game is totally mine!" laughed Edmund.
"I bet that vampire kid was responsible in some manner in getting Molly injured" said Danny.
"There's no way I'm trusting that vampire kid" said Jazz.
"He's bad news" said Sam obviously referring to Edmund.
"I am assuming he made Buford form the alliance with Ember and Young Blood somehow" said Phineas.
End of confessions.
As everyone headed to the mess hall to have breakfast, Edmund's alliance members sat with him at the same table, while everyone else's alliances did the same as well at whoever was their leader.
"I can see that we need to come up with a strategy in getting rid of the other alliances before we move onto Bobby Hill and his alliance" said Edmund.
"I don't trust that Hill kid" said Zak Monday.
"What about getting rid of Rose's former alliance" said Wally who didn't seem to like Sissy, "that Sissy is such a big sissy, she needs to go down."
Ed indeed was the only member of Edmund's alliance not paying attention to Edmund's obviously evil deeds as he was scarfing down some of his breakfast, but the only person Ed somehow didn't seem to like was Owen, but not for the reasons of being so nefarious like what Edmund was plotting.
"That large Owen, he always takes everything before Ed can take" said Ed who didn't like Owen hogging all the food.
"You actually like what we're supposed to be eating?" asked Zak Monday.
"Ed likes anything that Ed can eat" laughed Ed.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
Edmund's typical confession only makes himself pretending to throw up as he couldn't believe how disgusting Ed was.
"Man, I bet that Ed could beat Owen in an eating contest" said Zak Monday.
End of confessions.
As Edmund was continuing to create a strategy to ruin the other teams, Rachel was trying to come up with her own way to ruin what was left of Rose's alliance as she still didn't seem to appreciate Haley protecting her brother Jake.
"There must be some way which we can ruin that alliance" said Rachel.
"Take it easy" said Nick, "we should be worried more about that vampire boy over there."
"It might be exactly what he wants if we concentrate on focusing on Rose's old alliance" added Reggie.
"Look, I just cannot stand someone like Haley as much as I didn't with her brother or his girlfriend" continued Rachel.
"But that's a bad idea" added Baljeet.
"I do not care!" roared Rachel, "Haley will go down in the next challenge, mark my word."
Confessions in the Saloon:
"That Rachel is so bossy" said Baljeet.
"Dexter will show her a thing or two" said Dexter who was eyeing on leadership if Rachel was voted off.
"Man, she is so bossy" said Dee Dee.
End of confessions.
After the contestants finished their breakfast, they headed out what seemed like an old fort where Chris and Blaineley were waiting for them.
"So what's today's challenge?" asked Sissy.
"Getting to that, today's challenge is remembering the Alamo!" laughed Chris, "A Texan favorite."
"You'll be involved in trying to play hide and seek when it comes to not getting shot with paint by Colonel Barnes who'll be playing the part of the Mexican army" added Blaineley.
"And indeed it's a one man army" laughed Chris.
"I got a special weapon just for it" laughed Colonel Barnes as he then tested the hyper-paint gun on Chris getting poor Chris all covered in paint as Chris was then shoved right toward the wall.
"Don't test it out on me!" cried Chris to which everyone laughed at poor Chris.
"Everyone will be given a twenty minute start" continued Blaineley, "which begins NOW!"
As the contestants rushed toward the fort trying to find their hiding places in their last stand, Danielle along with Hiro fell down a few steps landing themselves in the basement which no one else noticed it was there, not even Edmund.
"Wow, this seems like the perfect place" said Danielle.
"Sounds like" said Hiro as he was ready to make out with Danielle.
As the twenty minutes went up, it was time for Colonel Barnes to begin his hunt, Zim was the easiest one to spoke because he had chosen a poor hiding place.
"Got ya!" laughed Colonel Barnes.
As the Colonel shot Zim with paint, the paint's toxic effect indeed was making it worse for the Irken.
"I'm burning, burning, burning!" cried Zim as he couldn't believe how painful it was.
"Oh come on, stop being dramatic!" cried Colonel Barnes.
Next poor Frida was shot with paint by Colonel Barnes, along with Manny, Tuck and Sheldon. The Colonel could hear Rachel being quite bossy as she ever was to her alliance members who were trying to keep her quiet, she indeed got shot with paint along with the rest of them. The Colonel did his best to target June who was out of her hiding place along with Jenny, but eventually got to them as well, and surprisingly even Edmund was shot with paint along with Zak Monday and the other Zak, Zak Saturday. Just about everyone got a taste of Colonel Barnes' paint gun. Everyone except for Danielle and Hiro.
"Hmm, I must be missing at least two contestants, because I know I shot everyone here" said Colonel Barnes.
"Er, what about Danielle and Hiro?" asked Danny.
The Colonel was stunned that he had forgotten someone in his hunt, he then noticed there was a basement entrance to the fort, typically enough as the Colonel crept in the dark basement he noticed Danielle and Hiro were making out quite romantically.
"Alright reach for the skies" laughed Colonel Barnes who made an old Western cowboy quote.
As the Colonel was ready to fire his paint gun at Danielle and Hiro, the two were waiting impatiently with their hands up in the air as the Colonel was trying to fire his gun, which was out of ammo.
"What, impossible, those Test girls lied to me about this invention of theirs!" cried Colonel Barnes who soon found out the weapon was out of ammo.
"Ha, looks like we win this one by default!" laughed Hiro.
"Indeed they do Colonel" said Chris who came into the scene, "They each receive immunity from being voted off, as for the others I already told them they could vote for at least two people to be voted off."
As the Colonel left in disgrace with Chris, Danielle and Hiro remained at their make out place, a few hours later, the contestants that got shot by Colonel Barnes' paint gun were at the camp fire. Only Zim, Rachel, Frida and Haley did not receive a golden wrapped chocolate horseshoe.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"I hate to say that I was responsible for putting Rachel there, but I kind of told some other contestants to keep an eye out on Rachel more than Edmund, he hasn't been as bossy as she has been" said Baljeet.
End of confessions.
"Well, well, well, Zim, your skin condition keeps on preventing you from winning the game, Frida, you got hit second as well" laughed Chris.
"Rachel, you've been rather the bossy one, even bossier than Edmund has been and Haley, sounds like Rachel has been tattling on you" said Blaineley.
"Last golden wrapped chocolate horseshoes for the night goes to" said both Chris and Blaineley as they were waiting for the dramatic pause, "Rachel and Haley!"
"Zim is still in pain!" cried Zim as he felt the burn of the paint as he was getting onto the Carriage of Shame as it steered toward the camp fire.
"Man, I sucked this season" sighed Frida as she got onto the Carriage of Shame as well.
"Come on, I got stories to watch" laughed Grim.
As the Carriage of Shame took off, back at the fort's basement, Danielle and Hiro were still making out, a certain Riley sighed at the entrance of the basement wishing it could be him and Megan doing the same.
"Feeling a bit troubled boy or are you just a Peeping Tom?" asked Cotton as Riley turned his back and there he was.
"Look, I need help with getting with Megan so I can be like those two, well not entirely like those two but you know what I mean" said Riley.
"Look you have to do something nice to her first, but you can do something nice to her by warning about Edmund, he's a bad influence here" said Cotton.
"Don't worry, I'll be on my guard, Dracula boy will be sorry he ever messed with me" said Riley.
As Cotton recruited Riley to be against Edmund, the ghost headed off to find more contestants to recruit to which the camera then changes to Chris who was reviewing the security tapes of the apparition.
"Well, sounds like the ghost of Cotton Hill isn't going to let this Edmund kid go without a fight" laughed Chris, "Will Cotton succeed in stopping Edmund? Will Edmund wait it out and let the other alliances tear each other apart? Find out more here on Camp Drama Showdown!"