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Oh my! I'm so glad you all like these jokes! I love Little Johnny jokes a whole bunch myself. Also, Luffy age is ranged between 5-10 years old!
Little Luffy
Chapter 3
Similes
On a nice Monday afternoon, little Luffy and his crew was learning about similes.
Shanks said, " Today we will learn about similes, a simile is when you compare 2 unlike things with "like" or "as", but to start can someone compare 2 unlike things without "like" or "as"?"
Chopper raises his hand and says, "Candy and Cake! Because they are both sweet and yummy."
Shanks says, "Good!"
Nami raises her hand and says "Coins and oranges! Because they are both round and if you trade them with other people you get more money for both!"
Sweat dropping, Shanks says, "Very good! Anyone else want to try?"
Little Luffy thinks for a second and says "Bungee jumping and hookers! They both cost to much and if the rubber breaks, Your screwed!"
Morals
On a ship of full of children, Makino says to the kids, "Today, guys, we will be telling stories that have a moral to them." He explained what a moral to a story was and asked for volunteers.
Little Nami raises her hand and says: "I live on a farm and we have a chicken that laid 12 eggs, we were excited to have 12 more chickens but only 6 of them hatched"
Makino : "That's a good story, now what is the moral?"
Nami: " Don't count your chickens before they are hatched"
Makino: "Very good Nami, anyone else?"
Ussop : "Yes teacher, I was carrying some eggs I bought for my mom in my bicycle basket one day and I crashed my bike and all the eggs broke"
Makino : "That's a nice story, what is the moral?"
Ussop: "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
Makino: " Very good Ussop, anyone else?"
Little Luffy was the only one with his hand up, so reluctantly, Makino finally called on him.
Little Luffy: "Ya teacher, my Uncle Shanks is a pirate and when he was in Skypeia , he parachuted down to the grandline with only a gun, 20 bullets, a knife, and six-bottles of rum. On his way down, he drank the six bottles. When he landed, he killed 20 seakings with his sword and shot ten of them with his gun."
Makino: "Very interesting Luffy, what is the moral to your story?"
Little Luffy: "Don't fuck with Uncle Shanks when he's drunk"
Disclaimer : I own nothing what so ever. The idea for this came from my friend and I being board and surfing Apps of iTunes! :D These jokes are based on Little Johnny!
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