Chapter 38: Battle of the Hill Billy Bands
Once again, it was Chris McLean's turn to give a recap to the audience.
Chris McLean's commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Showdown, since Chef ran into some trouble with the Xiaolin monks again, we had Colonel Barnes become the one man army that'd hunt down the contestants who were going to role-play as the Texans who stood up against the Mexican army, but it wasn't going to obviously be historically accurate.
The Colonel indeed got to Zim first, for which his skin condition issue became quite a problem, then came Frida along with a few other contestants. Rachel blabbed too much toward her alliance members and gave away her location to the Colonel, but the only two contestants that managed to duke it out where Danielle and Hiro who were making out when the Colonel barged right into their hiding spot only to find that he ran out of ammo! By default, they received immunity, and Zim and Frida got sent home on the Carriage of Shame.
So who'll be voted off this time? Find out here on Camp Drama Showdown!
End of commentary.
Chef was indeed trying to be extra careful whenever he was by himself, after getting pranked by two times by the Xiaolin monks, Chef had hired Jessie, Zerg and Buzz to keep an eye out for them.
"Look, I'm just getting worried that they may do something that'd hurt me" said Chef.
"So you want us to watch over some Xiaolin monks for you?" asked Zerg to Chef.
"I am just saying that they are up to no good, I think Kimiko fried my cell phone the other time" continued Chef.
"Sounds serious" said Jessie.
"So you promise you'll keep an eye on them at all times?" asked Chef.
"I don't mind it" replied Buzz.
"Good" said Chef as he headed to the barnyard, "I have to do some chores for Chris."
As the trio waited around the barnyard trying to make sure none of the Xiaolin monks entered, Raimundo who was hiding out with the others noticed that Chef had hired some bodyguards.
"Looks like we're getting him the message alright" said Raimundo.
"There has to be a way which we can smooth talk our way to those three" said Clay.
"Leave that to me" said Omi.
As Omi crept up to the trio guarding the barnyard, Zerg wasn't amused by Omi's presence moreso than Jessie or Buzz.
"You there, you're not supposed to be around here" said Zerg.
"Oh, but I am just going to help out Chef" said Omi.
"Not so fast pal" said Zerg, "he told me everything of the pranks your friends pulled on him."
"Wow, you really are a cheese ball" said Jessie as she overheard some off camera comments made by Jack Spicer about Omi.
As Omi continued to try to distract the trio, Kimiko, Raimundo and Clay snuck into the barnyard to which Chef was cleaning up some pig pens.
"What would you suggest we teach him a lesson in humiliation" laughed Clay.
Clay got out a whistle that alerted animals nearby because of a sound that'd cause them to go crazy to which he used it that got the pigs quite angry and upset around Chef.
"Hey, no, stay, stay down!" cried Chef.
But the pigs didn't lesson and they began to tackle poor Chef to which Chef was covered in mud.
"So, you've learned your lesson not to make illegal alliances with the contestants?" asked Clay.
"Yes, yes, please, just get them off of me!" cried Chef.
As poor Chef was helped up, Chef wasn't happy with the Xiaolin monks, but knew he had to not make anymore illegal alliances so long as those four were there. A few hours later, it would be time for the contestants to get up as Chef was back along with Colonel Barnes getting everyone up.
"Yet another day for my plans to unfold" laughed Edmund.
"You losers are all going down" laughed Zak Monday.
"I don't think so pal" said Cindy who was eager to defeat Edmund.
As the remaining contestants headed to the mess hall for breakfast, Chef along with Colonel Barnes served them their meals.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"I hope I can win this one" said Bobby.
"That Edmund doesn't sound so trustful" said Cleveland Jr., "I mean he made an alliance with Wally who made fun of my weight."
"What a big cry baby" said Wally who knew Cleveland Jr. cried because of his jokes on his weight.
End of confessions.
"Look, I'd like to say I'm sorry for being so bossy" said Rachel to Baljeet and the rest of her alliance members.
"Really, and how are you going to prove to me that you won't be bossy in the future?" asked Baljeet.
"By winning the next challenge together" continued Rachel.
"Well, okay" said Dee Dee who didn't seem to mind.
"Yea, sure, whatever" said Reggie who didn't care either way.
After the contestants had their meals, they met up with Chris and Blaineley in the Saloon.
"Welcome to what I'll call this the Battle of the Hill Billy Bands Challenge" laughed Chris.
"Each one of you who is in an alliance will be automatically be turned into a band, you'll all have your own instruments and you'll also have to come up with your own Western orientated music" continued Blaineley.
"There'll be a panel of five judges" said Chris to which M. Bison, Juri, Seth along with Chef and Jessie sat down in the judging area, "the alliance with the highest score wins immunity."
"And what about our instruments?" asked Sissy.
"Justin, if you don't mind bringing them out" continued Chris to which Justin along with DJ and a few other Total Drama alumni members brought out the Hill Billy style instruments.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"Man, that Kahn Souphanousinphone back home must be thrilled to have this stereotype on me" sighed Bobby.
"Ha, I can sing and do anything since I'm programmed at this" said Jenny.
"Those brothers of mine are going to need my help, and I am sure Jeremy can help me as well" said Candace.
"If Bobby is embarrassed by this, I can help him out" said Newton.
End of confessions.
"Alright, there is just no way that I'll ever be the lead singer, Mr. Souphanousinphone back at home will be making fun of me if I tried it" said Bobby.
"I can be the lead singer" said Newton who had obviously done some research on it.
"Thank you" said Bobby.
"You think that nerd friend will have a chance helping you?" laughed Edmund who had doubts on Newton.
"Hey pal, layoff" said Zak Saturday.
"Yea, I guess you're band will be the smallest" laughed Sally.
As Edmund headed to strategize for a plan, the others were getting ready for their Hill Billy band to play in the Saloon. The first alliance that went up was Danny's. Jazz indeed played the lead singer, since Danny knew Tucker would have had receive their alliance a zero. After Jazz sang their song with Danny, Danielle, Sam, Hiro and Tucker on the instruments, M. Bison raised a score of 8, Juri, 7, Jessie 9, Chef 8 and Seth 5.
"Sorry, I'm not that big of a fan of the Hill Billy culture" said Seth.
Next came Timmy's alliance, where Libby was the lead singer to which everyone else was on an instrument playing along as she sang. But in spite of all that, M. Bison gave them a 7, Juri 6, Jessie 8, Chef 7 and Seth 5. For Riley and Huey's alliance, they upgraded the Hill Billy culture to make a rap song with the instruments playing. M. Bison gave them a 8, Juri 8, Jessie 10, Chef 10 and Seth 6.
"Why do you keep on downgrading them?" asked Jessie to Seth.
"Again, I'm biased" laughed Seth.
However, that would indeed change once Jenny and June came up on stage where they were doing a duet. Jenny indeed got the southern accent perfect to which even gave a sparkle in Seth's eye. They received a 10 from M. Bison, 10 from Juri, 10 from Jessie, 10 from Chef and 10 from Seth.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"Wow, Jenny did great!" laughed Sheldon with joy.
"Glad I didn't have to embarrass myself" said Tuck.
"Even though I kind of agree with that Seth guy on all of this, that robot girl was awesome, how can anyone not like it?" asked Ray Ray.
End of confessions.
Next came Haley as she became the lead singer with Sissy joining in, however, Sissy's voice irked the judges which they didn't seem to enjoy. They received a 7 from M. Bison, 6 from Juri, 7 from Jessie, 6 from Chef and 4 from Seth. After that came Rachel and her alliance as she was the lead singer, she surprised all the judges with her voice. She received a score of 11 from M. Bison, 11 from Juri, 11 from Jessie, 11 from Chef and 11 from Seth.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"Hey, wait a second, you can't go beyond ten!" cried Jenny who didn't seem to like it one bit.
"Wow, I did better than I thought I would" said Rachel.
"Alright, I think we can put them in the tie category after all of this is over" said Chris who wanted to defuse the possible fight between Rachel and Jenny.
End of confessions.
After that came Bobby and his alliance, Newton sang up a storm for the judges doing far better than expected, but not obviously in the ten categories. M. Bison gave a 9; Juri a 9; Jessie a 10.5; Chef a 9; and Seth a 9. Although Phineas and Ferb wanted Candace to be in Bobby's alliance, she decided to sing alone with Jeremy, but Jeremy decided to help her out by playing a guitar in the background. Typically enough, she received sympathy from the judges for which M. Bison gave her a 8.5; Juri a 8; Jessie a 9.5; Chef a 7.5 and Seth a 3.
"Sorry, it'd have been more interesting if she decided to have gone with her brothers" said Seth.
Finally it was Edmund's turn.
"You guys saved the best for last" laughed Edmund.
Edmund shook things up as he took the lead role, since he obviously was the only one in his alliance that could be able to sing properly which Zak Monday hated singing. M. Bison typically enough gave Edmund a 10; Juri a 10; Jessie a 9; Chef a 8; and Seth a 10.
"Wow, I think I know who'll receive immunity, Rachel, June, Jenny, you and your alliance members will all be receiving immunity, the rest of you, you'll be voting someone off, sorry Edmund, Bobby, you came close but no cigar" laughed Chris.
Indeed Edmund was plotting to secure those who'll certainly be voted off, after everyone caste their ballots, he secretly snuck over to where the ballots were and changed them, about a few hours later, it was time to see who'd be voted off. Typically enough, Sissy, Trixie, Jeremy and Haley were the ones who didn't receive the last two golden wrapped chocolate horseshoes.
"Wow, I am not surprised that members of the teams that did the poorest had the most votes of who might be voted off" laughed Chris, "Sissy, you sing like Tucker when it comes to singing, Trixie you could have stepped in."
"Jeremy, it seems like you need more guitar practice, Haley you could have managed your alliance better" said Blaineley.
"Last golden wrapped chocolate horseshoes for the night goes to" said both Chris and Blaineley as they were waiting for the dramatic pause, "Sissy and Haley."
"Wait, no there must be some mistake!" cried Candace as she protested Jeremy being escorted by Chef to the Carriage of Shame.
"Yea, what she said" added Cleveland Jr. who was doing the same but sticking up for Trixie.
"Don't worry about me Cleveland Jr., win this one!" said Trixie as she got onto the Carriage of Shame.
"Stay strong Candace" said Jeremy as he gave her a hug before he headed off.
As the two got onto the Carriage of Shame, Grim steered it towards the sunset, but a few moments later, Chris was reviewing the security footage of Edmund screwing around with the votes.
"Wow, that vampire boy is quite crafty" laughed Chris, "will Edmund be responsible for getting more contestants voted off? Will Cleveland Jr. ask Candace to join Rose's former alliance? And will those Xiaolin monks decide to pull one more prank on Chef? Find out next time here on Camp Drama Showdown!"
But as the camera faded, it turns toward Cotton Hill who was floating around, he noticed Candace was crying in a secret area.
"What's this crying up with little missy?" asked Cotton to Candace.
"Jeremy got voted off, that Edmund kid was up to it!" cried Candace who had the right hunch.
"Hey, cheer up" said Cotton, "go find Riley, I already talked to him a bit about this Edmund kid."
"Thanks" said Candace.
"Yea, don't mention it" said Cotton.