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Little Luffy

Chapter 4

Sleeping during class

Little Zoro was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually he slept through the class.

One day Chopper called on him while he was napping, "Tell me, Zoro, who created the universe?"

When Zoro didn't stir, little Luffy, a boy seated in the chair behind him, took a pin and jabbed him in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Zoro and Chopper said, "Very good" and Zoro fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Zoro, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, Zoro didn't even stir from his slumber. Once again, Luffy came to the rescue and stuck him again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Zoro and Chopper said, "very good," and Zoro fell back to sleep.

Then Chopper asked Zoro a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Luffy jabbed him with the pin. This time Zoro jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

Chopper fainted.

Sanji's issue

Little Sanji comes home from school with a note from Ussop, indicating that "Sanji seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls. Could you please sit down and have a talk with Sanji about this."

So Little Sanji's guardian takes him by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

"First, Sanji, I want you to take off my blouse..."

So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

"Take off my skirt..."

Little Sanji takes off her skirt.

"Take off my bra."

He takes off her bra.

"Now, Sanji, please take off my panties."

When Little Sanji is finally done taking off the clothes, she says, "Sanji, Please don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"

Cat is out of the bag

Little Luffy sees father car passing the playground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees his father and his aunt "hugging" in the parked vehicle.

Luffy finds this very exciting and can barely contain himself so he runs home and starts to tell his mother,

"I was at the playground and I saw daddy's car go into the woods with aunt Benny. I went to look for them and I saw daddy giving aunt Benny a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then aunt Benny helped daddy take his pants off, then aunt Benny lay down on the seat, then daddy..."

At this point, Luffy's mother cut him off and said, "Luffy, this is such an interesting story. Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Luffy's mother asks him to tell his story, so Luffy starts to talk, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and...

"...then daddy and aunt Benny did that same thing mommy and uncle Mick used to do when daddy was in the army."

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