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Little Luffy

Chapter 5

Toothbrush

The Strawhat crew filed back onto the ship Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend adventure was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship since Nami thought they all needed a taste in how to earn money thanks to Luffy always using their money on either parties or meat.

Sanji led off: "I sold cookies and I made 30 belis," he said proudly with hearts springing to life in his eyes when seeing Nami. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said Nami.

Brook was next: "I sold radios," he said, "I made 300 belis and I explained to everyone that radios would keep them entertained on those lonely nights out on sea. It makes my eyes fill with tears knowing I helped those in need. Though, since I'm dead I have no eyes! Yohohoho! Skull joke!" He laughed that famous laugh of his as he spun with glee, and with one last phase he found himself face to the ground after a critical hit from the ship's navigator.

"Very good, Brook," grumbled Nami.

Eventually, it was Ussop's turn. Nami held his breath.

Ussop walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash in front of Nami. "2,467 belis," he said.

"2,467 belis!" cried Nami, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Ussop.

"Toothbrushes," echoed Nami, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Ussop, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample. They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like shit!"

Then I would say, "It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

Ugly

Teach : Ace, stop making ugly faces at the other crew members.

Ace : Why?

Teach : Because when I was your age, I was told if I make ugly faces it will stay that way.

Ace : Well, I can see you didn't listen.

Win, Win Situation

Little Luffy is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Luffy his choice between a nickel and a dime - Little Luffy always takes the nickel.

One day, after Luffy takes the nickel, Shanks takes him aside and says, "Luffy, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Luffy grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

Always be pacific

Little Luffy's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Luffy's family to come over and see their new baby.

Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Shanks had a long talk with Little Luffy before going to the neighbors.

He said, "Now, Luffy...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Luffy.

At the neighbor's home, Little Luffy leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"

The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Luffy."

He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can see good?"

The Mother said, "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision."

Little Luffy said, "Well, it's a damn good thing, cause he sure as hell can't wear glasses!"

Owned

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer.

The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer.

Frustrated, little Ace decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. So Thursday night, Ace takes 200 Ping-Pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question," Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the Ping-Pong balls rolling to the front of the room. The teacher shouts, "Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"

Immediately, little Ace stands up and yells, "Bill Cosby! See ya on Tuesday!"

A/N : I have noticed I suck at dialect! It's quite sad I have to conclude..I can write paragraphs with description, but when it comes to conversations they come out bleh. I can see the conversation going through my head but at times I'm at a lost! I find it sad I say, sad! Well that is my little rant~

Disclaimer : I own nothing what so ever. The idea for this came from my friend and I being board and surfing Apps of iTunes! :D These jokes are based on Little Johnny!

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