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"Wow... this place is..."

"Huh?" Naruto scratched his head in confusion as Yukino looked around for some reason. She was staring at literally nothing, even though the only things in the area at all were an old man, a young girl, and a bipedal cat in clothes.

"Yes, we're looking for the Guild Master." Yukino stared at nothing and responded.

"What... what are you talking to?" Naruto asked Yukino, having no idea why she asked like she was talking to a person. She started to walk as if she were following a man, so Naruto did follow her, even though he had no idea what was going on. This was suppose to be the spot thast Cait Shelter was located at, but there was absolutely nothing there.

Naruto blinked a few times.

He still followed behind her, because for some reason she was walking towards where the old man and Wendy were. He would guess the only other person besides the old man, happened to be the Dragon Slayer that he was even visiting this place for.

"Doesn't the guild look super cute Master?" Yukino was already addressing him by that name, which he didn't mind all that much. "Thank you..." Yukino thanked the whatever she was talking to and walked through what he would imagine was a door.

He just kept walking.

Yukino's jaw dropped when he kept walking.

"Master, how did you walk through the wall like that!?" Yukino was flat out shocked by what she saw him do, but Naruto just scratched the back of his head in confusion again.

He walked through a wall?

When did he do that?

"Uh... magic... are you the Guild Master Roubaul?" Naruto asked the tiny old man with serious eyes, and a feather headdress. That was the master of the guild, and he gave Naruto an extremely serious look. Naruto had no idea why the man was sending him such a serious look, or why he seemed to be just as confused as Naruto himself was about him walking through some invisible wall that only Yukino could see.

"Yes... yes I am."

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, another guild master... soon... and this is, as of now, my only guildling... Yukino." Naruto introduced the white haired loli by his side. She gently lifted the sides of her skirt and bowed to the man. Roubaul looked at her with a much less serious gaze, since she seemed to be seeing something. "... is that Wendy, the Sky Dragon Slayer?" Naruto asked as he looked at Wendy.

For some reason she didn't seem to notice him, and neither did the cat, even when he mentioned her by name.

"Yes... Yukino, why don't you go into the other room... through that door, and give Wendy somebody to talk to. I want to speak with your guild master in private... Uzumaki, might you come with me?" Roubaul asked, and Naruto saw the old man get up and walk away towards somewhere. He mimed like he was opening a door, before he moved like he was going behind a desk, and sat down on some invisible chair. "... would you like a seat?"

Naruto watched as Yukino went into... whatever 'room' Wendy was in, and the girl finally noticed Yukino now that she was in same room.

"Uh... I'll stand... is there... something I'm missing going on?" Naruto had no idea what was going on still.

He was missing something, he just knew it.

"This entire area is under a powerful illusion... that you seem unable to see or touch... you walked through the walls of the guild, and you can see Wendy despite being in another room." Roubaul was more open.

Illusions.

"Oh shit... I'm immune to magic, now this makes sense. My body is immune to the magic of others, so I can't touch your illusions, and my eyes see through magic... so I can't see them either... oh... I thought I was going crazy." Naruto sat down on the ground and sighed in sheer relief. This entire time he had just assumed he was the crazy one, because everyone around him seemed to be able to see something he couldn't.

"... Are you a Magic Dragon Slayer or something?" Roubaul questioned with a raised eyebrow.

"Magic God Slayer, I'm immune to almost all forms of magic besides God Slayer magic, and I guess Dragon Slayer magic can hit me with 5% of it's attack power." Naruto didn't really care if his magic got known. He had been taught a magic that would best allow him to defeat the Dragon Gods, and no better magic was for that then a magic that allowed him to eat the magic of all of the dragons he faced.

Magic God Slayer
God Slayer
Magic Dragon Slayer - Magic Demon Slayer
Dragon Slayer - Demon Slayer
Regular Magic

God Slayers could eat all lesser forms of magic to themselves, if it was the same element at least, the same with how dragon and demon slayers could do the same thing. He trained with multiple gods in order to master his particular magic.

His Eyes could see through magic.
His Body was immune to magic.
He could eat magic.

"God Slayer magic... and what did you come here for... involving Wendy?" Roubaul asked curiously, and he was judging Naruto. "... also... you're immune to magic?" Roubaul asked for more clarification on that topic.

"I'm just here to recruit Wendy into my guild, or at least hire her for camera work. Yes, I'm immune to magic, though God slayer magic can hit me, and other slayer magics have a small effect."

"This entire guild is an illusion, and eventually, Wendy will need to leave us... but I can't just allow her to go to somebody who can't look out for her... that is why before I introduce her to you, I have a task for you."

"Task?"

"Destroy Nirvana."

-The Next Day-

"Done... I ate the magic and destroyed the device." Naruto stated, rubbing his belly that was filled with the magic of Nirvana. The old man was shocked, stunned into silence at how casually Naruto came back with that piece of knowledge. "Tasted nasty... but it's gone now." Naruto didn't want to eat magic like that again if he could help it.

"You didn't have... any problems... you're not injured?"

"No, not injured... there were some people who tried to stop me, but I defeated them... took their shit too." Naruto as he lifted up, showing he had gotten 3 golden keys and a silver key, which he put back into his pocket. He was just going to keep that a secret from Yukino for the moment, and he would give her the keys when she had earned them... or when they could be useful to her at the very least.

"What happened to the people... did you kill them?"

"Pffffft... nah... I didn't kill them, I just sent them packing... I defeated them and ate their magic, right down to the core... it will be WEEKS before they can use magic again at all." Naruto would just let the enemies run free. As far as he was concerned, it wasn't on him to bring them to justice or anything.

"Why not?" Roubaul would have been fine with that.

Anyone defending Nirvana would have tried to use it.

"Would you want to cause trouble again after a single guy came, wrecked your shit, and then walked off after destroying your goal... yeah... I left their spirits broken." Naruto had no reason to kill them, not when he had left them so destroyed that there was no point to it. "Where is Yukino?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

"She is comforting Wendy... after I told her the truth."

"Comforting Wendy?" Naruto had no clue what THAT was suppose to mean.

Comforting?

"... I died a long time ago-"

*THUMP*

Naruto passed out then and there when he learned he was talking to a ghost that cast illusions and used magic. His eyes rolled up into his head as the entire situation hit him all at once, that he had been totally cool with a ghost. He started to foam at the mouth.

"He... he defeated a group of enemies by himself, destroyed and ate Nirvana... and learning I'm a ghost is what..."

-Later-

"This is the Master of your guild... seems like he isn't very reliable."

"Oh Carla... I'm sure Yukino's Master is a very capable mage." Wendy defended Naruto against the insult from her white cat, Carla, who just scoffed at the idea that the guild master who passed out from the news of a ghost, was a powerful mage.

"Our Master... if you want to join..." Yukino looked at Wendy with big eyes.

"Heheheheh..."

"BWAH... ghost..." Naruto finally woke up, shoot up, no longer with his head in Yukino's lap. He looked around, before he saw Wendy and Carla were sitting on the train with them. He also noticed that he was on a train, and that Wendy had her eyes puffed up like she had been crying. He made a face as he considered what his first words were going to be to the girl, and he didn't have anything that wouldn't sound bad. "Sup... I'm Naruto Uzumaki... guild master of Lewd Gods-"

"Lewd Gods."

"Well yeah, we are a Mage Guild AND a magazine publisher."

"Well Wendy isn't going to model for a lewd anything."

"Wasn't going to ask her to, just need her to use the camera... I figured a Dragon Slayer with a small body, great nose, healing magic... among other things... would make a great photographer." Naruto saw that Carla was going to be very defensive over Wendy. That was going to be a challenge to deal with.

Wendy blinked.

"That sounds... really fun, I've never been a photographer before, and it sounds like it will be really safe... I don't need to be strong-"

"Oh, every member of my guild will do mandatory strength training... I'm going to make sure you guys are strong enough to handle surprise situations... like Fairy Tail wizards... I recently learned they cause property damage... and I am not for that." Naruto wanted every member of his crew to be able to fight, so they could handle any surprising or dangerous situations involving the making of the magazine.

Wendy chuckled nervously.

"Yeah... I've read about that too."

"I know right... why is one guild so famous for property damage. It makes no sense at all... a sign of great power and control is to do the job... oh... by the way Yukino... I found 3 more golden keys while I was destroying Nirvana... work hard and they belong to you." Naruto stated as he sent her a thumbs up.

Yukino brightened up.

"THREE MORE... That is AMAZING Master... I'll do my best to work hard!"

"None of that changes the fact that you fainted when you learned Roub-"

"Don't mention that... everyone has stuff they aren't good with. Of course, unless you want to claim YOU are perfect in all aspects of your life... are you perfect Carla... are you so perfect that you can judge me from your tower of gold?" Naruto spoke to Carla with a tone that showed her that she wasn't in any position to judge him. She turned her head and huffed at him for a moment.

...

"I guess you have a point."

'She would be way more adorable with this personality, if she were a human.' Naruto lamented her lack of human form. Her tsundere personality type would transfer over great to a magazine, but he doubted a lot of people would be interested in her as a cat. "By the way... how old are you Wendy?"

"12... I think?"

"... Wow... the difference in genetics." Naruto was a little surprised, Wendy was clearly starting puberty like Yukino, but the difference between their body types was like night and day. Yukino was a year younger than Wendy, but already had boobs twice Wendy's size, and while the girls had similar hips, the fact was that soon enough Yukino would far surpass the older girl. Yukino was already taller than Wendy was.

"You're older than me?"

"Heheheheh." Wendy laughed awkwardly when she looked at her junior's cleavage that she was already starting to show off. She looked down at her own chest, patting it a few times. "... I'll grow soon enough."

'I'm not going to mention that is he going to be done growing in a few short years... and judging her bone structure, she's going to be a rather petite woman.' Naruto didn't have the heart to tell her that plenty of women grew up, only to never develop a large chest, or even a modest chest. He could list several women he knew in his last life that put all of their growth points into their butt, waist, and thighs instead of into their chest.

Like Tenten and Sakura for example.

Some people were just destined to never get big boobs, and that was okay.

"I'm sure you will! You're already stronger than me, so I'm sure you will get an even more amazing figure too!" Yukino had played and saw Wendy's magic, so she knew that the girl had some serious potential to be strong.

'Again... Wendy isn't concerned about her figure, she is concerned about her boob size... and if strength was related to boob size... well that just wouldn't make sense.' Naruto didn't have the heart in him to point that out either.

"Yeah..."

Though, it seemed Wendy already understood that.

Lewd Gods got it's Camera Woman that day.

Chapter End!
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