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Frodo Baggins: Not cool guys…
Samwise Gamgee: But you joined it too, Master Frodo!
Pippin Took: *gigglesnort* busted.
Frodo Baggins: -.-
Frodo Baggins wrote on Gandalf the Grey's wall
Thanks to you, now everybody thinks I'm going to 'pull a Bilbo'.
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Gandalf the Grey: So sorry, my dear Frodo. But I believe that I may have to force you to 'pull a Bilbo'.
Frodo: WTF, WHY?
Bilbo Baggins: What's all this about pulling a Bilbo?
Gandalf the Grey: It's not to be spoken of on here.
Frodo: Why not?
Gandalf the Grey: There are…stalkers on Facebook.
Samwise Gamgee: I know what you mean about that, Gandalf. You shouldn't trust anybody on Facebook.
Frodo Baggins: …I think I see what you mean.
Bilbo Baggins: Will somebody please inform me about what 'pulling a Bilbo' means?
Frodo Baggins is planning Bilbo's 112th b-day party! Who wants to come?
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Pippin Took: Er…Frodo I'm not sure how to break this to you buddy…
Frodo Baggins: What? BREAK WHAT?
Merry Brandybuck: Er…isn't Bilbo sorta…like…well you know…
Samwise Gamgee: dead?
Pippin Took: SAM!
Merry Brandybuck: You're almost as tactful as Pip now Sam!
Bilbo Baggins: That's so sweet of you my dear boy!
Samwise Gamgee: But he is!
Pippin Took: It's clear that he is dead, yes, but you don't break it like that to him!
Bilbo Baggins: Um…actually…?
Merry Brandybuck: Listen to me, Frodo. Ignore the daft hobbits up there. Bilbo is dead.
Bilbo Baggins: wait WHAT?
Frodo Baggins: …I'm surrounded by idiots.
Pippin Took: 3 love you too!
Frodo Baggins: -.-
Frodo Baggins wrote on Gandalf the Grey's wall
I could really use your help right now
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Frodo Baggins wrote on Gandalf the Grey's wall
Could you help me out please?
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Frodo Baggins wrote on Gandalf the Grey's wall
GANDALF WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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Frodo Baggins wrote on Gandalf the Grey's wall
I really need your help!
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Frodo Baggins wrote on Gandalf the Grey's wall
I'm bored.
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Frodo Baggins wrote on Gandalf the Grey's wall
Gandalf, it's about the ring!
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Gandalf the Grey: What about it?
Frodo Baggins: There you are!
Gandalf the Grey: What's wrong with the ring!
Frodo Baggins: I was beginning to worry that you were dead!
Gandalf the Grey: Fool, there is no time for that. Now where is the ring?
Frodo Baggins: You never visit anymore! *sad face*
Gandalf the Grey: FRODO WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE RING?
Frodo Baggins: Oh, wait you fell for that? LOL Nothing's wrong with it! xD
Gandalf the Grey: *virtual slap*
Frodo Baggins: /3
Frodo Baggins and The Elves are now friends
Frodo Baggins wrote on The Elves wall
Hey guys, 'sup? You need to tell me all about the outside world because now that Gandalf isn't here anymore I don't know shit.
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The Elves: You're a friend of the Elves! You are always welcome to write on our wall! *bell laughter*
Frodo Baggins: Aw thanks! *virtual hug* now you need to tell me what's been going on.
The Elves: Not much. Some more of us are leaving Middle-Earth, so we might see you soon.
Frodo Baggins: K, cya soon!
The Elves wrote on Frodo Baggins wall
*whispers* there are many forces of evil around. Sauron hears all, and sees all. Be careful Frodo Baggins, for you hold something very valuable to him.
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Frodo Baggins: Why whisper?
The Elves: *still whispering* because Sauron hears all! Weren't you reading?
Frodo Baggins: *blushing* oh yeah, haha!
The Elves: *facepalm*
Frodo Baggins: So why are you telling me this?
The Elves: Read. Above.
Frodo Baggins: I do? What do I hold! WHAT DO I, FRODO BAGGINS OF THE SHIRE, HOLD THAT THE DARK LORD SARAUN WANTS!
The Elves: STFU! *back to a whisper* he'll hear you!
Frodo Baggins: What? Oh, yeah. Right. Aha… *sweatdrop*
The Elves: not to mention that you were the one who wanted news from the outside world!
Frodo Baggins: ZOMG you're right! I completely forgot about that!
The Elves: should we even encourage him by responding?
Frodo Baggins: Sorry. *huggle*
The Elves: *are huggled*
Frodo Baggins: are we friends again?
The Elves: ALWAYS AND FOREVER! XD XD
Frodo Baggins: …right…
Samwise Gamgee wrote on Frodo Baggins wall
How come we all age up, but you still look 33?
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Frodo Baggins: I actually don't know. Seriously, do I look that young?
Pippin Took: YES! We look old enough to play with you now, don't we Merry?
Merry Brandybuck: Yes, because you look YOUNG enough to play with us! : D
Frodo Baggins: Yay, I feel young again! Let us all be best friends!
Pippin Took: Aww! *huggles Frodo*
Merry Brandybuck: *huggles Frodo*
Frodo Baggins: *iz huggled by Merry and Pippin*
Samwise Gamgee: What's a huggle?
Pippin Took: LMFAO
Frodo Baggins just saw a bunch of people shorter than me!
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Samwise Gamgee: I think they were dwarves, Master Frodo!
Frodo Baggins: Say that again…
Samwise Gamgee: I think they were dwarves!
Frodo Baggins: No the other thing!
Samwise Gamgee: …Master Frodo?
Frodo Baggins: That's it!
Samwise Gamgee: Um…kay…
Frodo Baggins has changed his name to Master Frodo Baggins
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Pippin Took wrote on Master Frodo Baggins' wall
Why did you change your name?
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Master Frodo Baggins: I'm Sam's master!
Samwise Gamgee: I like the name, sir!
Master Frodo Baggins: Why thank you, my dearest Sam.
Merry Brandybuck: …
Pippin Took: isn't that kind of a dick move?
Master Frodo Baggins: …oh…
Master Frodo Baggins has changed his name to Frodo Baggins
Samwise Gamgee absolutely KNOWS that his cousin Hal saw a giant, walking TREE.
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Everyone: LMFAO. Yeah right! Just like Frodo ACTUALLY see's elves, huh? XD
Frodo Baggins: HEY! I do! You can go look on my wall if you want! But I agree about the tree thing, LMAO.
Samwise Gamgee: You'll all see!
Gandalf the Grey wrote on Frodo Baggins wall
Frodo, how are you? I'm back!
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Frodo Baggins: GANDALF! *epic glomp*
Gandalf the Grey: *is epicly glomped*
Samwise Gamgee: what's a glomp?
Frodo Baggins: Sam, it's rather sad that Gandalf knows what a glomp is and you don't.
Samwise Gamgee: Sorry if I don't spend all my time on the computer! Just tell me what it is!
Gandalf the Grey: use , that's what I always use! LOL
Samwise Gamgee: *is checking the site out*
Frodo Baggins: so what did you want to talk to me about?
Gandalf the Grey: The ring. Is it secret, is it safe?
Frodo Baggins: Yup!
Gandalf the Grey: Cool! You look exactly the same as when I last saw you, Frodo.
Frodo Baggins: *clearly lying* so do you.
Gandalf the Grey: *sigh* you should at least look a little more like an old man. You look like a 20 year old!
Frodo Baggins: That's not a bad thing when you think about it…
Gandalf the Grey: *facepalm* Well, anyways, about the ring!
Frodo Baggins: What about it?
Samwise Gamgee: Wow! That site is amazing! I added UrbanDictionary to my bookmarks, so I can always go back to it!
Gandalf the Grey: UMMM this is going to have to wait until tomorrow.
Frodo Baggins: Damnit Sam!
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Samwise Gamgee: What? What did I do?
Frodo Baggins wrote on Gandalf the Grey's wall
What did you want to tell me, Gandalf?
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Gandalf the Grey: Frodo, that ring you have is dangerous.
Frodo Baggins: *hears crickets*
Gandalf the Grey: *sigh* I know why you're so young looking!
Frodo Baggins: I've aged well!
Gandalf the Grey: *snort* yeah right. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a bad man who made rings, gave them out, and blah blah blah blah…
Frodo Baggins: *is zoning out*
Gandalf the Grey: *facepalm* THE POINT IS the ring you are keeping is keeping you from aging! You will never grow older or die, but it will make you so weary that you'll be BEGGING to be dead by the end of it!
Frodo Baggins: O.O
Gandalf the Grey: Yes, now you see the importance of destroying this ring, Frodo?
Frodo Baggins: U-uh-uhhuh.
Gandalf the Grey: I didn't mean to frighten you with tales about Sauron.
Frodo Baggins: Well you did! My innocence has been scarred!
Gandalf the Grey: What innocence? I know what you did with Lacy and Molly the other night!
Frodo: *blushes* it was a – hey HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT?
Gandalf the Grey: Oh, Frodo the whole Shire knows it. It's no big deal.
Frodo Baggins: …
Gandalf the Grey: Anyway, point is you need to destroy the ring.
Frodo Baggins: *whining* but I don't WANT to! You do it!
Gandalf the Grey: *horribly beats Frodo with his cane to make him stop whining*
Frodo Baggins: Ouch…
Gandalf the Grey: You must go on a quest to Mount Doom in Mordor to destroy the One Ring!
Samwise Gamgee: Oh BOY this sounds fun! Can I come? Please please please please?
Frodo Baggins: Sure you can come, Sam! I can't do this all on my own!
Samwise Gamgee: YAYZ!
Gandalf the Grey: Um…right…I must go consult with Saruman.
Frodo Baggins: WAIT! What if I don't believe you?
Gandalf the Grey: Just throw the goddamn ring in the fire!
Frodo Baggins: Won't that destroy it?
Gandalf the Grey: just do it.
Frodo Baggins: *does it*
Gandalf the Grey: what do you see?
Samwise Gamgee: wait, what's going on?
Frodo Baggins: WOAH DUDE!
Gandalf the Grey: WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
Frodo Baggins: I just remembered that Jersey Shore comes on tonight!
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Gandalf the grey: -.-
Frodo Baggins: *laughing* ohh okay I see it now. It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.
Gandalf the Grey: to put it simply, the ring says you're fucked.
Frodo Baggins: Oh shiz.
Samwise Gamgee: don't worry Master Frodo! I'll be there to help you!
Frodo Baggins: …thanks?
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