Chapter 43: Farm Style Boot Camp
Once again, it was Chris McLean's turn to give a recap to the audience.
Chris McLean's commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Showdown, Jenny was dismantled, an innocent cry for help from Hiro turned her cry from help to a deadly Total Drama game of infidelity thanks to Edmund who had Wally spy on anyone of the contestants. An innocent kiss on the cheek literally gave Danny the opportunity to front Danielle and Hiro, along with upsetting Sheldon who also hated the idea that his Jenny was with someone else!
Hey, who could blame him. Edmund's plan worked like a charm, during the camp fire ceremony, Hiro was about to be voted off to the Carriage of Shame, if it were not for Sam laying the law with her man which is what Libby suggested she'd do, which Danny did the right thing anyway in giving Hiro a second chance, and Sheldon himself and his alliance members realizing they had been played good.
So what kind of dastardly tricks would Edmund pull on today? Find out here on Camp Drama Showdown!
End of commentary.
About 4 A.M. in the morning was indeed the perfect wakeup call for Colonel Barnes and Chef to run the show. Loud speakers were used to get the remaining contestants up which was quite evident some of them were not interested in getting up.
"Alright, time for wakeup call!" roared Chef who also had a megaphone with him.
"But it's 4 A.M. in the morning!" cried Timmy.
"Well too bad, Chris and Blaineley placed us in charge for today's challenge, and it starts now!" roared Colonel Barnes.
The last contestant that got his stuff ready to get out of the cabin was sadly Baljeet with Zak Saturday being second to last.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk" said Chef who didn't like how things went last time, "reason why Chris and Blaineley placed us in charge is because what happened with Ms. Robot Girl over here!"
"I do have a name, it's Jenny" said Jenny.
"I don't care what your name or model name is, you are under our command for the time being Chris and Blaineley have allowed us to take charge!" roared Colonel Barnes.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"Man, those two are tough" said Edmund, "if there is only a way I could suck up to either one of them, Chef maybe not, but Colonel Barnes on the other hand, he's got no bad raps for illegal alliances yet."
"I am so tired!" cried Baljeet who didn't like being treated like this.
"I wish I was a vampire like Edmund or Marceline, then I could stay up all night, but the only thing I could enjoy eating would be blood, yuck!" cried Owen.
"So early" yawned Manny.
End of confessions.
Indeed Chef caught Manny yawning as he was quite as tired as Baljeet was.
"You tired son?" cried Chef who didn't seem to appreciate Manny being lazy.
"What, no sir" said Manny.
"Then I hope you don't mind demonstrating what we'll do to anyone caught slacking off, they'll each do fifty pushups!" ordered Chef, "Which are now!"
Poor Manny was indeed being given the demonstration which indeed straighten up the others.
"First off, a small meal to get you all going, then its building a barn, gathering some eggs from the henhouse, milking some milk from the cows and getting the pigs toward us for making the bacon" laughed Chef.
"You're in a farm style boot camp, and we better not see anyone of you slack off!" roared Colonel Barnes.
Poor Baljeet, along with Manny, Bobby and Joseph were tasked with gathering the eggs from the henhouse, the two Zaks, Edmund, Wally and Abigail were tasked in retrieving the wood for the barn; Phineas, Ferb, Candace and Newton were ordered to construct the barn with the nails and other tools that were with them; the other contestants were forced to catch at least five pigs from the pig pen for an unseen slaughter to be made into bacon.
"So how many eggs would they need?" asked Bobby to Manny, Baljeet and Joseph.
"I don't know, but we should just fill up the four baskets they gave us first, and head back to them" continued Baljeet.
"Sounds fair to me" said Bobby.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"Man, this will be easy!" laughed Joseph.
"I hope there are no tricks, like a crazy rooster or something" said Bobby.
"I just want this challenge to be over" said Baljeet.
"Man, those two are mean, I better get these eggs pronto" said Manny.
End of confessions.
As the four headed into the henhouse, it was rather a large henhouse with many hens, along with a rooster in the center. The rooster stared at the four and didn't seem to like either one of them.
"Just pay no attention to that rooster, if we don't offend his ladies, we won't offend him" said Bobby.
"I hope you're right" said Baljeet.
Sadly, as Baljeet headed for the first hen, the rooster turned toward Baljeet and got off of its perch. It didn't look too friendly toward Baljeet who had a few eggs in his basket.
"Er, guys, I think I might need help here" said Baljeet.
Meanwhile, the two Zaks, along with Wally and Edmund were carrying the piles of wood heading toward where Candace and the others who were assigned to building the barn were.
"You better not be pulling any tricks, because I know wood is your weakness vampire boy" said Candace.
"Look, labor's not my thing" said Edmund as he threw the pile of wood down.
"How come I carried the most wood?" asked Wally.
"You volunteered for it" said Abigail.
"We should take things from here" said Newton.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"I bet that Edmund kid is up to something, trying to sabotage us while building the barnyard" said Candace.
"There must be something that I can ruin Newton's reputation here, but how, he's too intelligent, so much focused on integrity" said Edmund, "something doesn't fit well with him as if he's almost not from this world."
End of confessions.
As Candace and the others began to build the barnyard, Newton was pretty fast with the help of Ferb who was building the other side of the barn. Candace was on top of the barn nailing down a nail with a hammer. Edmund then hatched up an idea how to sabotage the team that'd build the barnyard.
"Here, take this" said Edmund to Zak Monday which he handed him a screwdriver.
"You want me to sabotage the barn, right?" asked Zak Monday.
"Right" laughed Edmund.
As Zak Monday was doing just that, for the others who were hunting pigs, the pig pen was pretty large, over several hundred pigs were there with them wallowing in the mud together.
"So which ones will be the easiest to catch?" asked Johnny.
"I say we split up, and take them down from there, the ones that are pretty large would be the best to make bacon out of them" continued June.
As the others split up, Cleveland Jr. along with Owen tried to catch two pigs, only to run into each other as the two pigs ended up splitting up. One pig was quite slippery with the mud that it wallowed in as Jade and Nick tried to catch it, Danielle and Hiro were having the same problem along with Haley, Jazz, Marc and Libby.
"Man, these pigs are tough to catch!" cried Libby.
"Hey, look at me, I caught a pig!" laughed Ray Ray as he was riding a big large pig like a horse.
"Quick, grab it!" cried Brad as he along with Jenny and June subdued the large pig with the help of Sheldon.
The others ended up catching their own pigs, it wasn't a problem for Reggie who caught a pig, nor it was for Rachel. Owen finally caught his pig with the help of Johnny and Cleveland Jr., Riley, Huey, Megan, Dexter and Jazmine cornering the pig. The last pig was caught by Danielle with the help of Timmy, Jimmy, Hiro, Marc, Libby and Jazz who worked together along with Haley. As they were bringing back the pigs to Chef and Colonel Barnes, poor Baljeet was being chased out of the henhouse by the rogue rooster along with a few other hens. Other hens were indeed chasing poor Manny, Bobby and Joseph out of the henhouse as well. The four ran right into the barnyard that Candace and the others were constructing for which the barnyard thanks to Zak Monday sabotaging it fell right apart before Chef and Colonel Barnes' eyes.
"Whoa, I hope that won't cause a lawsuit!" cried Chris which he finally showed up on the scene with Blaineley.
"So, how did your little farm style boot camp challenge go?" asked Blaineley.
"Well, it was supposed to be a reward challenge, but since these soldiers screwed up, they'll be voting for four people off of the game!" continued Chef.
"Wow, well, Chef and the Colonel called it, you'll all have to vote for someone off" laughed Chris.
About a few hours later, it was indeed the camp fire ceremony. Typically enough the contestants who didn't receive a golden wrapped chocolate horseshoe were Baljeet, Newton, Manny, Ferb, Edmund, Candace, Bobby and Phineas.
"Wow, mostly everyone of those who had screwed up mostly got the most votes, Edmund, you've seem to have caused unwanted tensions between some couples who don't seem to like you, Baljeet, you screwed up by acting like a coward like Tyler does with chickens, Candace, Phineas, Ferb, what happen to you three?" asked Chris.
"Manny, you joined along with the cowardly acts that Baljeet committed" said Blaineley, "Bobby you could have stopped them with a plan. Newton, in spite of your brilliance, you should have done better."
"Hey, the chickens were running at us!" cried Manny.
"Yea, that rooster was crazy" added Bobby.
"Last golden wrapped chocolate horseshoes for the night goes to" said both Chris and Blaineley, "Newton, Phineas, and Ferb."
"What about me and Edmund?" asked Candace to Chris.
"Seems like there is something odd with the votes, looks like you two have a tie!" laughed Chris.
"You're not going to vote both of us off are you?" asked Edmund.
"Actually, I feel in the mood for a tie-breaker challenge!" laughed Chris.
Both Hank Hill and John Redcorn brought out very hungry sheep for which Chris was going to do a repeat of his koala tie-breaker challenge from the Total Drama World Tour.
"Ah yes, this takes me back to the World Tour season" laughed Chris, "each of you will have to feed these very hungry sheep by handing them their meals."
"Pst" said Edmund to Zak Monday as he whispered to his minion, "Candace is allergic to parsnips, place them in the one she'll be using."
Zak Monday ended up pretending to go to the restroom which Chris allowed, but he also pretended to trip over the area where Candace would be taking her spot to feed the sheep. It was quite a calculated move by Edmund, as Candace moved in to feed the sheep, she began to sneeze quite a bit while Edmund had no trouble feeding the sheep. In the end, Edmund won and Candace had to join the other three on the Carriage of Shame.
"Man, this stinks!" cried Bobby as he was getting onto the Carriage of Shame as it steered up to the camp fire.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"No, not Bobby!" cried Cotton who couldn't believe it, "That no good Edmund will be going down for this!"
"Man, I feel bad about Candace being voted off" said Gwen who remembered the same thing happening but with Courtney.
"Ha, that spirit Cotton doesn't scare me" laughed Edmund.
End of confessions.
Indeed it was quite a sad good bye, before Bobby got onto the Carriage of Shame, Hank Hill hugged his son goodbye which brought a tear to Chef and Colonel Barnes' eyes.
"Don't worry son, I don't care if you were not in first, at least you had a good experience" said Hank.
"Yea, I did" said Bobby as he got onto the Carriage of Shame with the others.
As Bobby left on the Carriage of Shame with the others, Bobby could turn around and he noticed the spirit of his grandfather was there smiling back at him as the Carriage of Shame was heading off into the sunset.
"Nice to know you got some relatives in the spirit world looking after you mon" said Grim.
"You know it" said Bobby.
Even though no one technically won immunity, those who didn't screw up received the reward of having a first class breakfast for dinner with Chris and Blaineley also having their meals with the camera focused on Chris.
"Man, Bobby the favorite is gone!" cried Chris, "Well, hope you'll tune in next time here on Camp Drama Showdown for more exciting eliminations!"