Chapter 47: Another Alamo to Remember
Once again it was Blaineley's turn to give a recap to the audience.
Blaineley's commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Showdown, who couldn't have it the old Wild West with an old fashion chili eating contest? It was more of a who can last the longest when it came to taste testing some samples of chili made by a variety those like Chef, Colonel Barnes and others who contributed to the cook-off.
But indeed, it came out as a four way tie between Edmund, Zak Monday, Owen and Cleveland Jr., who all could mostly stomach the other chili, even surprisingly Edmund could stomach Juri's chili which was made up of gross Korean garlic! The attempted chili that would have been the tie-breaker would be Muriel's chili being used on the four, for which even though they all passed the ten second mark of survival, Owen had nature calling, along with Cleveland Jr.
Those who failed the chili contest were Marc, Nick, Jazz and Rachel who all couldn't stand Uncle's chili which who could blame them? So who'll be voted off and onto the Carriage of Shame? Find out next here on Camp Drama Showdown!
End of commentary.
The remaining contestants were indeed very anxious to get the other challenges done fast, especially Edmund who was keen on getting rid of the other couples, along with anyone else who stood in his path.
"There must be someway I can ruin Danielle and Hiro, along with Phineas and Isabella" said Edmund who thought for a moment or two.
"Why not get rid of Riley and Megan?" asked Zak Monday, "Ruining Riley's chances of ever being next to Megan would certainly hurt him the most."
"That might actually benefit us" laughed Edmund, "I'll see what'd be the next challenge, but Riley will get rid of him ever having the other contestants oppose me."
Meanwhile, Riley who was dreaming in his cabin was dreaming about being a big ganster with Megan at his side, along with Huey, Jazmine as his right-hand people.
"So all of this is ours, the entire ghetto" laughed Riley.
"Oh Riley, you sure know how to wow a woman" laughed Megan.
"Boy, you're dreaming!" shouted Cotton who came in disrupting his dream.
"What are you saying, don't you know this is a private area?" asked Riley, "Or should I get my brother Huey to use his karate skills on you?"
"First thing, I am a ghost, second, that Huey is your dream Huey" continued Cotton, "Edmund's plotting against you, wakeup boy!"
Indeed, Riley woke up just in the nick of time that Chef was getting everyone else up with Colonel Barnes.
"Darn, I thought I was going to do something to you to get you up" laughed Chef.
"Well, too bad" laughed Riley.
As the contestants got out of their cabins, Riley was indeed trying to focus on heeding Cotton's words in his dream, that is until Megan appeared out of her cabin with Libby.
"Man, your brother Marc is nerdy but he's better than Sheen ever was" said Libby.
"What's up with that Riley boy trying to get with me, I'm four years older than he is" said Megan.
"Just let him try" said Libby, "Sheen was nervous, along with Marc before they liked me."
"Speaking of that Sheen, he's still lost somewhere on some other alien planet" said Megan.
"Yea, I guess he'll sadly be there awhile, but I have your brother Marc to keep me company with" said Libby.
As everyone headed to the mess hall where Chef and Colonel Barnes were already there making breakfast, Hank Hill along with John Redcorn were there making sure none of the contestants got into fights with each other. Hank wasn't happy that Edmund had a big smirk on his face as he stood in line.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"Boy, I tell you what that Edmund kid is up to something, he has that kind of a smirk on his face" said Hank.
"How the heck am I going to get Megan to like me!" cried Riley, "Almost everyone is being voted off right and left, I may not ever get her!"
"People just won't listen to me to not daydream about something that'd never happen" said Cotton.
"Sounds like Riley is having some difficulty fitting in with this Megan girl" laughed Edmund, "all the more reason to exploit."
End of confessions.
As everyone continued to eat their breakfast, Sheldon couldn't help but feel sympathetic to poor Riley as he wanted the same deal with Jenny that he wanted with Megan. So Sheldon decided to sit down on the same table Riley was sitting at.
"What do you want from me?" asked Riley who felt rather odd Sheldon had sympathy for him.
"Look, I notice you talk a lot about Megan in the same manner I wish I could be with Jenny" said Sheldon.
"Yea, I guess now that makes some sense why you sat down across from me" said Riley.
"So I'd do whatever it takes to help you out" said Sheldon.
"Ha, how would you know something about love?" asked Riley.
"Hey, I know from experience with my attempts with Jenny" continued Sheldon.
"Alright, alright" said Riley, "so how am I going to get Megan to like me?"
"Stop looking and acting tough, girls don't like that" said Sheldon to which he leaned over to whisper to Riley, "you know the Silver Shell, the robotic super hero?"
"Yea, I heard of him" continued Riley.
"I built him, I was him, I controlled his suit, I tried being like you with the way you are with Megan but with Jenny and the Silver Shell couldn't get Jenny, then you cannot get Megan if you behave like this" continued Sheldon.
"You were the Silver Shell?" cried Riley to which Sheldon was trying to keep him quiet, "Look, I'll help you if you don't mention my secret to Jenny."
Indeed, it was just then that Zak Monday who was walking by overheard Sheldon's conversation with Riley, that Sheldon was the Silver Shell. He immediately headed back to the table where Edmund was.
"Ha, you're not going to believe this, you know that nerd Sheldon?" asked Zak Monday.
"Yea, he doesn't sound like he has anything to hide" laughed Edmund.
"He was the Silver Shell, he even blabbed about it to Riley being so sad over Megan" laughed Zak Monday.
"Hmm, intriguing this could be our advantage against both of them" laughed Edmund.
As the contestants finished their meals, they headed out back to the fort where they previously had their Alamo reenactment scene played out.
"This again?" cried Timmy.
"Easy, because Sunday was previously a special remembrance day, we decided to have it today instead" laughed Chris, "today's challenge is making sure the Texas flag stays safe from all harm. You are all going to be forced to march in line protecting the flag."
"What are we protecting the flag from?" asked Jenny.
Suddenly cannons emerged that were brought in by Clay, Raimundo, Kimiko, Omi, Jessie, Chef and Colonel Barnes.
"You'll be running from real-live cannons!" laughed Chris.
"Even though I should scorn this, I'm not" laughed Blaineley.
"The last remaining contestants will be the ones who'd receive immunity" continued Chris.
"Oh boy, let me hold the flag first" said Owen who wanted to hold the Texas flag.
As the contestants got into their position, Edmund wanted to bring up the ruse of Sheldon being the Silver Shell to Jenny, but Jenny was likely going to be busy protecting Owen from the cannonballs that'd be coming his way along with June also protecting him.
"Sorry Edmund, I cannot trust a word from someone like you" said Jenny.
Chris then typically fired his gun filled with blanks in the air to which the cannonballs began to be fired out of the cannons with Chris and Blaineley at a safe distance watching everyone panic. One of the cannonballs exploded close to poor Jimmy sending him flying up in the air and hurting him as he fell on the ground. Abigail and Jazmine did their best to help up Jimmy, but they both ran for cover as the cannonballs came toward them even rushing Jimmy to a safe place.
"There's no way I'm going out there!" cried Jazmine.
"Well, we are going to need help then" said Abigail.
Owen indeed felt invincible with the help of Jenny and June as he waved the Texas flag, even though he wasn't a Texan. Hank Hill who was watching the challenge from afar had a tear in his eye wishing that Bobby was here. He could feel the hand of his father on his arm to which Cotton who was invisible was indeed doing so. But soon Edmund would hope to get Jenny off balance as she kept on fighting off the cannonballs.
"Hey Jenny" said Edmund who decided to help her as a ruse thanks to his vampire powers, "did you know that your boyfriend Sheldon was the Silver Shell, the big robotic jerk you hated and despised so much?"
"What?" cried Jenny to which a cannonball ended up hitting her, which Sheldon came running to her aid.
"Jenny, no!" cried Sheldon which Jenny wasn't badly damaged at all.
"I am going to need some explaining from you!" cried Jenny as she was rather quite angry with Sheldon.
"Jenny, you have to listen to me, I never intended for this way to end up" said Sheldon.
Meanwhile, in the area where the cannons were located, Clay couldn't believe what he was seeing, Sheldon actually running from Jenny toward them.
"Will you look at that" said Clay with his binoculars.
"Come on, we better use our skills to help out the guy" said Raimundo.
"You're probably right" added Kimiko.
As the Xiaolin monks ended up protecting poor Sheldon who was cowering behind the four, June who was doing this by herself with Edmund happily watching after igniting the fuse against Sheldon ended up tripping poor Owen to which the Texas flag fell right on the ground itself. Riley decided to be the hero and pick up the flag to try to carry on.
"I suppose now you'll never get that chance with Megan" laughed Edmund.
"What, why you!" cried Riley who wanted to tear Edmund apart but was stopped by June.
Huey along with Newton and Phineas ended up taking charge along with Ferb and the others who were not distracted.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"This is by far the worse reenactment for a Texan like me about the Alamo!" cried Hank who was pretty much unhappy.
"Ha, plan worked like a charm" laughed Edmund.
"Ha, I'm safe from Jenny!" laughed Sheldon who had the door locked to which Jenny broke it down.
"That's what you think!" laughed Jenny.
End of confessions.
About a few hours later, it was finally time for the camp fire ceremony, typically enough the following contestants didn't receive a golden wrapped chocolate horseshoe for the night. Among them were Jimmy who was rather badly hurt, Jenny who nearly almost was able to beat up Sheldon; Sheldon obviously who was just as hurt as much as Jimmy was both emotionally and physically, Abigail who failed to go along with the others; Jazmine who failed to go along with the others and Owen who allowed the Texas flag to be defaced, Riley for getting in a fight with Edmund, Edmund for provoking the fight.
"Wow, interesting reasons for why you didn't receive a golden wrapped chocolate horseshoe" laughed Chris.
"I must say I'm pressed you survived this long especially you Sheldon in spite of your injuries" said Blaineley.
"But we must make our last hurray for the night on who'll get these last golden wrapped chocolate horseshoes" continued Chris.
"The last contestants who'll receive golden wrapped chocolate horseshoes for the night are Jenny, Abigail, Jazmine and Edmund!" said both Chris and Blaineley.
"Look, before I get on the Carriage of Shame, I'd just like to apologize to two people, Riley for not having your chance with Megan, and Jenny who I ended up hurting as the Silver Shell, I'd just like to say I'm sorry for what I've done" sighed Sheldon as the Carriage of Shame steered itself to the camp fire.
"Well, at least I'd get a chance in the Aftermath if she joins me" said Riley as he got onto the Carriage of Shame.
"Well, here I go again" laughed Owen.
"Could you make more room?" asked Jimmy who was trying to find space thanks to Owen's large weight.
"Come on, just sit tight, because we're heading home" said Grim.
As the scene changes as the Carriage of Shame rides toward the sunset, the camera focuses on Chris himself.
"Well, that was quite another reenactment and an even more exciting elimination, tune in next time for more here on Camp Drama Showdown!" laughed Chris.