Alright, just so you guys know: Johnny isn't the first victim! Well...he is. But he isn't dead, only mortally wounded. That is a big difference from dead. He's gonna die, yes! But he won't die first.
This is a more detailed version of the story: I have taken the entire EEnE cast and put them into a sick, violent, and popular game known as Nazi Zombies.
It's like a tournament: 11 people start out in four groups of three each and start on four Nazi Zombie levels-Nacht der Untoten, Shi No Numa, Kino der Toten, and Call of the Dead-and when four people die, the remaining eight split into two groups of four each and go to-Veruckt and Five-and once again, four must die and the remaining four all go to Der Riese. However many last for five straight hours in Der Riese get to go home...and it's over.
Also, the first death occurs in this chapter, so be warned: it is a gore fest!

ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
Nazz, Sarah, and a trembling Jimmy all appeared on the teleporter in the beggining room of Kino der Toten. The three looked around fearfully, or at the pistols that were somehow in their hands.
Nazz looked over and saw the outline of an Olympia on the wall next to a window that was boarded up, anything past is was black as night.
Sarah looked over at Jimmy, who was cowering behind a glass counter with a cola despenser next to it. Jimmy saw her look and told her it didn't work because the power was out.
Indeed, the only light was from the sun, which shone through every crack it could find, and the eyes.
Wait...eyes?

"Yo, dude! Is there any way outta here?", Nazz called to a man who was stumbling towards them from the outside. But as he got closer, Nazz could se something was wrong.
His eyes were what caught her attention, as they were glowing yellow. Next was his clothing, it was so 1945, and it really was 1945. It was a uniform Nazis wore. Then, he began to moan, as if he was hungry or in pain. Finnaly, Nazz saw his skin. It was gray, decaying, smelly, and just plain revolting.
"Dude, are you okay?", Nazz asked once the man got to the window. But, then-
"RARRGHH!", the man shot his arm through the boards and grabbed onto Nazz's blonde hair. He yanked and her hair ripped out with a stomach-churning noise. Nazz screamed in pain, but before she could go anywhere he latched onto her arm and with the other, began to pull down boards.
"HELP! HE'S WRECKING MY HAIR!", Nazz screamed. Jimmy wailed. And Sarah raised her gun-

CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!
CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!
More men began to pull down boards all around the room: upstairs, next to the Olympia, and across from the downstairs door. That's when Sarah realized these men wern't men at all: they were Nazi Zombies. Her idiot brother played it all the time at his stupid friend's homes.
Sarah snapped back into reality, and she fired into the first zombie's face. His eyeballs burst from their sockets, his nose was torn to shreds, and there were three gapping holes in his head. Blood was all over Nazz.
Meanwhile, the other zombies got into the room, and began their slow but steady lurch towards the three. Nazz and Sarah ran over to where Jimmy was wailing and began to fire into the horde, crouched behind the glass counter.
But even more zombies came through the window the first one was at once they tore down the remaining planks of wood. Soon, the entire bottom was a horde of zombies slowly walking to the three "campers".

I know what your're thinking: 'It's the first freaking round! How could they screw up, and how could there be this many zombies? Well, for one: they're all a bunch of wimps. And two: I'm in control!
Suddenly, the M1911's ran out of ammo, and Jimmy dropped his because it was too heavy. What a wuss...
Anyway, they decided to make a break for it, since they had enough points to open the top door and get more guns. Nazz told Sarah and Jimmy to run for the top door, and maybe get the gun at the top.
Nazz went first, and she bolted up the stairs like a bullet. Sarah went next, going slower but still faster than Jimmy. He was crying so hard he jogged up the stairs to where his pumbling protector was waiting.
Sarah kicked Jimmy in the face so hard his nose broke, teeth flew out, and blood splattered everywhere.
"Sorry, Jimmy! You were a pussy, so you deserve to die! You'd just slow us down!", Sarah yelled to Jimmy as he tumbled down the stairs and into the zombie horde.

Jimmy didn't stand a chance. The zombies clawed him, bit him, ate him alive...
"HELP! HELP! SARAH!", Jimmy cried. But no help came, Jimmy was a dead boy anyway. The zombies breached his clothes and tore open his belly, ripping out his intestines.
Flesh flew everywhere as the zombies tore at Jimmy, who was dead, even though tears still traveled down his face. Eventually, the zombies were so intrested in the corpse of Jimmy that they took no notice of Sarah, who stood at the top of the stairs with a grenade in her hands.
She pulled the pin and dropped it, watching it fall down the stairs.
BINK, BINK, BINK-BOOM!
The grenade detonated, sending the horde flying everywhere in bits and pieces. Blood caked everything, gore lined the stairs, the black blast radius was clearly seen at the bottom of the stairs, and Jimmy's brace had landed perfectly around the meteor fragment at the bottom.

Nazz was in the second room, catching her breath. Sarah walked in, smiling as though she was a saint.
What a bitch...
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR, YOU FUCKING LITTLE WHORE!", Nazz yelled, right in Sarah's face. She slapped Sarah so hard, a red mark could be seen on her cheek.
"I was tired of looking after his punk-ass with no pay.", Sarah calmly told Nazz, although you could tell she was pissed off about being slapped.
"WITH NO PAY? YOU ARE JUST LIKE EDDY!", Nazz screamed. Altough she didn't think Eddy would kill somebody to save his own hide, he was still selfish. And it was the only connection she could make.
"AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THIS GO ON, HERE ARE THE SCORES.", I said.
Nazz-2500 pts.
Sarah- -1500 pts.
Jimmy-DEAD.

I vanished, and the two girls looked around, trying to find a weapon on the wall. Well, Nazz was.
Round 2 began, and the girls were still without ammo, just knives.
"Arrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh...", a zombie moaned. It was coming from the first room. Nazz went white, and Sarah drew her knife, ready for the zom-
"AHHHHHHHH!", exclaimed Nazz. Sarah had did a 360 and stabbed Nazz in the leg, injuring her. She withdrew her knife and planted it in Nazz's foot, so she couldn't move.
Sarah ran to the door, and gave Nazz the finger as she opened it.
Nazz was scared, Sarah had just murdered Jimmy and crippled her, and was now leaving her to die so she could escape.
"Sarah! I hope you die you selfish, mean, rotten, bitchy, fucking useless whore!", Nazz yelled at Sarah's retreating form. The first zombies scrambled up the stairs, but there were more.
Nazz heard Sarah scream, telling the zombies to back off. They were so dead.
And Nazz forgot to manacure her nails this morning.
"NOOOO!"