Its what you've all been waiting for (I don't actually know why but thanks for the love) MY LATEST CHAPTER!!!!!. I'm really sorry I don't update as often as Liz does but I do come through every now and then. I have actually been rehearsing a lot lately for a Dance festival that I am performing in this weekend (so wish me luck) and that Has been taking up a lot of time. This is in fact THE LONGEST CHAPTER i have written so I would like to see some love.

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Lov DI

The party was bangin. There were lights everywhere and loud and addictive music was slamming out of the stereo.

This was going to be good, I knew it.

Alice and Rose had already blended into the crowd, so I was now alone and being ogled at by Mike and his friends. The idiot was wearing a sailors costume and looked like a total douche. I swear if that ass wipe came near me I was going to kill him.

By the look of things nearly everyone was at the party already. I could see Jessica and the rest of the slut crew were set up near the drinks table already looking smashed and frankly rather scary in their matching Santa baby costumes.

At that moment Jessica looked up at me and gave what to me looked like a poorly executed "eat shit" look.

PLEASE! That bitch was just down right embarrassing. I gave her my famous deadly smile and blew her a kiss then walked toward their group.

"Hello ladies. Having some fun are we" I said my voice lathered with fake kindness.

"Well we were till you arrived Swan" Jessica slurred. I was rather surprised and slightly impressed at how drunk she had already gotten herself.

But that wasn't the reason I had come over. I had heard from multiple sources that Jessica had been "dating" Edward up until recently.

He had dumped her and everyone could see that she was feeling bitter sweet about the matter.

I hated the bitch. The bitch hated me. I had inside info and I was going to use it.

"That's sweet Jess but I actually came over to ask Santa's little helpers to send him my thanks. See he answered my wish and I just think that he deserves to be thanked for that." I said sweetly feeling a wicked grin come to my face.

I could already see Jessica falling for the bate that I had set and was just waiting to let loose.

"And what would that wish be Swan to lose your virginity before you turn thirty" Jessica laughed a disgusting nasally laugh that made me wanna hurl.

"It's actually a bit late for that Jess. No what I really wanted to thank him for was Edward Cullen. Santa gave me a new toy to play with. I heard you were on the naughty list and weren't as lucky so I thought I maybe the man deserved some recognition as he obviously chose the Better B. Anyway I gotta fly. Ho Ho Ho Bitch hope u and the elf sluts have a great night" I said and walked proudly away leaving Jessica with an open mouth and angry squinty eyes.

Piss Queen Skankelpuss off. Check. Next on my list, Find Edward and win the fight of the fuck.

I stalked through the crowd of drunk teens dancing dirty to Richman by 3OH!3 looking for my goal and wondering what my next tactic was going to be. Suddenly I felt strong hands grip around my waist and smooth, soft lips at my ear.

"Come and dance with me Bella" He whispered over the loud music. His voice was deep, harsh and all round sex on a stick. I was afraid to turn around for fear of losing myself control, but I did it and holy shit it was a mistake.

He's green eyes were looking down at me lustfully and he had that smirk on his face that made my legs quiver. All the bravado gained from taking on Jessica had worn off in that single second and I was falling into the palm of his hand.

The worst thing was his costume. He was a Fucking paramedic. There was something about doctors that got me all hot and bothered and he had gone one further by being the sexiest doc of all time.

He was wearing black scrubs that were ripped open at the top so that his six-pack was on show and were tight and hugged his legs at the bottom to show off more muscle. He then wore a stethoscope around his neck and, of course, shiny leather gloves covered his hands.

I was so close to eating him whole it wasn't funny. I just managed to shake my head up and down in response to his question and then felt myself being pulled behind him to the dance floor.

The walk from where we were standing was short but in that time I managed to clear my head somewhat and focus on what my aim was. To win.

Once we were on the dance floor Edward turned to me and pulled me roughly to him and grabbed large handfuls of my ass. He then continued to dance to the music while running his hands all over my body. God did it feel good but I had to fight back.

So with a smirk on my face I slammed into Edward and ground my body against his coaxing a moan of pleasure out of him.

This continued back and forth until the song finished. I could tell Edward wasn't going to let go but I felt a small hand on my shoulder and at this Edward released me and disappeared.

I turned to see Alice beaming up at me. "Come on child I wanna get ma freak on and you are gonna help me. We're downing some shots. Now move that perfectly rounded ass of yours Swan. GO!!!" She screamed at me, practically bursting my eardrum even over the loud, blasting rhythm of Good Girls Go Bad by Cobra Star Ship and Leighton Meester.

I weaved my way through the crowd and to the bar hoping that Alice had gone that way, as I had, of course already lost her. As I looked around for the little munchkin I spotted Edward and Jessica huddled into a dark corner. Edward seemed to be annoyed about something but I couldn't tell as I was too far away.

I watched, with an odd feeling of what felt like jealousy, as Jessica ran her fingers up and down Edward's arm with a sweet and sickening smile plastered on her face. Suddenly as a response to something Jessica had said both looked over at me. Jessica just glared at me but Edward had what could almost be described as a pained look on his face.

I didn't have time to do anything though as I felt hands pull me over into a crowd and shove multiple shots into my hands.


I had no idea how many shots I had consumed or at what time I had actually gotten drunk but the reality was I had had way too much.

I was gonna have an atomic head ache tomorrow and it was going to kill me. Oh well I was having fun.

After my large amount of alcohol, I had been pulled onto the dance floor by my two best friends and we started to dance to Beautiful Liar by Beyonce and Shakira.

This was around the time Mike showed up to try and get me in his pants. The fucker actually thought the drunk me would be more vulnerable. What he didn't anticipate was me decking him in the nose and then kneeing him in the balls.

The last we saw of him was when his friends carried him outside but we were told that he was taken to a doctor close by as it seemed I had done a bit of damage.

Suck on that dipshit.

After that encounter I had grown rather tired so I walked up stairs and found someone's bedroom.

I didn't know how long I had been there but I still found myself on the bed now. No one had come to disturb me and I kept falling in and out of sleep.

I thought that it would be a good time to go find Ali and Rose now before they left me behind, not knowing where I was.

As I haled my ass up off the bed the door opened to reveal a shadow standing in the door way.

I couldn't see who it was so I stepped closer to get a better look, only to rock back on my heals and retrace the same steps.

Suddenly he was in front of me and everything raced by in a blur.

My clothes were gone, I was on the bed, Edward was on top of me, Edward was in me.

"Bella" He said in a panting strained voice. "I can stay away. I just can't do it. I think I'm in love with you"

And then in a swirl of confusion, alcohol, lust and exhaustion

I fell back into the black depths of unconsciousness

ok so its not very impressive but my story plot has actually been decided finally so yay to that. I will try hard to get a new chap up but I wanna see some awesome reviews first and in return I will give you guys something from Eddykins POV. Love you all and be ready to expect a story that Liz and I plan on writing together.

Go Fly fly

lov Di xoxo