Rolf appeared, arms outward, on a pure white field. He wasn't dead, that's for sure. He looked around, spying the Ed, Edd, May, Lee, Marie, Nazz, and Sarah.
He also saw me, sitting at two computer monitors, one labeled Vurruckt and the other labeled Five. Putting the finishing touches on the two maps, I turned around in my chair and congratulated them.
"Good job on surviving the first tier. There are two more left. Those of you who survive all tiers will go home and live happily ever after. Questions?", I asked.
"Where are the others?", Lee asked. I shook my head and didn't answer, she was obviously in doubt that her 'boyfriend' was dead. Nazz raised her hand.
"Dude, like, where are we?", she asked.
"You are in a survival-horror tournament called Nazi Zombies. It is being brodcast online live as we speak. There are sick people out there, but nobody cares about you because you are in another dimension called Cyberspace. It is being brodcast to my own diminsion called Real World.", I told them. Sarah talked out loud like the loudmouth she is.
"And the rules?", she asked.
"Survive any way you can. As you first noticed when you appeared in random areas there were three of you per team. Each team had an area to operate in. In total, there were twelve of you. Now, there are only eight of you. There will be two teams now, each consisting of four people. Ed, Edd, Nazz, and Sarah are on Vurruckt. May, Lee, Marie, and Rolf are on Five. Once you get there, the game starts at once."
And with a snap of my fingers, they were gone to their respective maps.

Ed, Edd, Nazz, and Sarah all spawned-
Okay, I'll just go with this. I'VE NEVER PLAYED VURRUCKT! I only know that it's set in a map based off of the World at War multiplayer map Asylum. I have a very slight idea of what's going on by the trailer, which dosent help much either. So, I'm just going to make it up!
Oh, and there is a special friend who wants to play. I'll give you two hints: he was a boss in a Rockstar videogame and he is mentally retarded.
-in a large room, all with pistols in their hands with the exception of Ed, who had his guns from the last map (Pansershreck, Heavy Machine Gun, and twin Ray Guns in place of knives).
At once, the zombies came. Busting down parts of the walls, barricades, and doors. Nazz knifed them, which didn't help at all because I set the Round level to 20 before they arrived. I set it to 30 on Five.
Ed pulled out the Heavy Machine Gun (lets just say it's an M60 to save time) and...it was Some Assembly Required. He pulled out his Ray Guns...and they required uranium to work. The Pansershreck had one shell in it, so...
POW! POW! POW!
...Ed used his fists?

Double D had to empty all his bullets into one zombie to make the health go down 50%. More zombies crowded around them, making surviving seem impossible.
Suddenly, a miracle happened: the room was filled with the sound of machine gun fire. Ed got his M60 to fire by putting a belt of bullets in it. That was the Some Assembly Required for it...no joke.
RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT!
The zombies fell like rocks in water. The machine gun sliced through their bodies like it was paper-mache. Guts and intestines and blood was flung and poured everywhere. Heads exploded, limbs ripped apart, clothes torn to pieces, guts everywhere! And then it ran out of ammo when the next wave came.
So Ed put in another belt and went to work. The wave was slaughtered just like the last one, with the exact same bloody results.

Nazz, the hottest one in the group, threw grenades which only added to the chaos. But she kept an eye on the bitch herself, Sarah. She had been doing nothing but waiting around and staring at the massacre, at the blood splattering on the walls-
Wait a minute...
Nazz noticed something was odd about this building. She knew from history that this place was a Nazi asylum during the war, but something was off. While most of the room was made of wood, an entire wall was made of concrete. In fact, it was the only concrete wall in the entire place. And there was a vent near the floor, where she could see something moving...
There was something in the wall...
BLAM!
The lights went out all over the building. All the doors unlocked, everything. The electricity had shorted out. And something else happened.
The rounds were tracked on the concrete wall by lines. There were 21 lines just before the power went out, now there were only five.
The zombies slowed down to a shuffle, making them easier targets for Ed, as if they wern't already. Something was up...something very bad...

Sarah jumped a little when the lights went out, and looked around when the doors opened. The door that led deeper into the asylum was also a door with a hallway beyond it. At the very end of the hallway, she saw a large figure move...
Even all the way over there, she knew who it was...
"No...", she whispered.
Sarah held a dark secret that nobody except her family, save Ed, knew. Her family, except Ed, were necrophilliacs. They adored violence and worshipped murder. Her great-grandfather was the notorious John Wayne Gacy (I think that's his full name, I know it ends with Gacy...).
Her father, one Lionel Starkweather, was a snuff film director. Her mother would murder some to "please his wild side". In other words, he gets a jolly out of murder.
When Ed was born, Lionel thought he would be able to keep his snuff ring alive by having his son star in them. It wasn't until Ed was five when they discovered Ed wasn't into murder, but monsters. He was retarded, yellow-skinned, had no chin, had a monobrow, was into monster movies and models.. in other words, he was a big dissapointment to the family. They kept him in the basement, and treated their little bitch princess like she was a goddess.
Another disturbing thing was that Sarah participated in incest sex with her father before he began masturbating to murder. Sarah adored her father's movies, and it broke her heart when he died. She never liked his new star, James, she preferred his old one. He was retarded, deformed, and a phsycopath, but in her eyes he was an idol to be worshipped and fucked. She wanted to bear his piglets more than anything in the world...

Okay, one: that was so disturbing I can't see straight. And two: I have given you hints up the ass as to who the monster is. Here are some more: he wields a red chainsaw and was in a seriously violent Rockstar videogame.

Sarah dashed down the hall towards her phsyco crush. She caught up to him and jumped on his back, taking in deep sniffs of his pink, fleshy ears. The sound of his chainsaw made her wet. She was shivering all over for her pshyco-
Rotten hands grabbed her head and pulled her off, tearing out bits of her hair. The zombie was quickly sliced apart by the red chainsaw, his signature X on it.
He looked at her over his large midsection, eyes staring at her thorugh the pig's head. Sarah smiled as he raised his chainsaw-
Wait, what?
He slashed the chainsaw across Sarah's belly, blood spewing and intestines puring out. Sarah screamed. He picked her up in one beefy hand and threw her against the wall, causing it to crack. He sliced into her back, causing more blood to spill.
He kciked her onto her back, making her stare into his eyes.
"Piggsy angry! ANGRY!", he yelled.
And with that, Piggsy brought down his chainsaw onto Sarah's head, killing her very painfully.