Sorry this took so long to update, I had brain constipation then it came out and I wrote 4 pages in like one hour XDD ( ya ya I know it's called writers block but I prefer brain constipation or brain fart :P silly me)
Now don't get me wrong; itachi is DEFFINITLY not the uke, it's just that I want Deidara to be very dominant seeing as how he's a WHORE (and a smexy one at that)
Sadly, to my dismay and utter defeat. I do not own naruto. It saddens me to say it. I shall never say it again! EVER so this applies to all other chapters, got that masashi kishimoto?
Itachi put his hands around the small teen's body and deepened their kiss. The blonde parted his lips and let the Raven access his whole mouth. He licked across the younger teen's teeth as the blonde moaned out. The dark haired teen suddenly stopped their kiss and pushed the blonde back.
"You shouldn't be doing this, now go to sleep" The black haired teen looked away to try to hide his uncharacteristic blush, despite the darkness.
"Please I need to" The blonde whispered seductively and leaned down to press his lips to the Uchiha. He sighed and returned the blonde's kiss, he could let go for one night. Parting his lips the Raven pushed his tongue in to the blonde's, easily taking dominance over the two battling tongues.
The Uchiha grabbed the blonde by the shoulders and rolled him over. Straddling the younger teen. He hooked his finger under the blonde's pants and yanked them down. The blonde lifted his body up and shook his pants off. Itachi started to kiss Deidara vigorously and bite at the sensitive skin by his neck as the blonde took the Uchiha's pants off.
The two parted lips as their shirts were lifted over their heads; they were fast to reconnect as soon as the fabric passed.
"Here let me," The blonde said, pushing the Raven off him.
The younger teen crawled to the naked man and leaned down to his erect member. He tentatively licked the shaft before engulfing the throbbing organ in his warm mouth. He started to bob his head and sometimes lick the small slit at the top. The blonde started to quicken his pace and hum around the member in his mouth.
The Uchiha started to pant heavily as he felt heat pool near his groin. He weaved his fingers in the blonde's long hair and pushed his head down, meeting each pleasure filled bob of the teen's head with a thrust from his sweat-covered hips. Itachi groaned as he felt his sweet release. The blonde gulped and licked his lips, sitting up and looking at the raven with seductive eyes.
"Heh, all guys think the same things," The blond said. Itachi pulled back with a quizzical look on his face.
"What? Don't you want my body,un? Even if it's just one night." Deidara smirked again and started to crawl to the raven's chest.
The black haired teen shook his head and made for a push to the blonde's chest. "What the hell? I'm not interested in fucking a boy, use your charms elsewhere" Itachi shoved the blond off his chest and rolled away. Clearly offended at Deidara's remark.
"Then why did you get hard, hmm? And you let me suck you off." The blond pouted.
"Well it's a normal reaction for a guy if you make a move on them!" Itachi shouted, trying to defend himself. Honestly he did like the blond even if they just met, but he didn't want Deidara to think him to desperate.
"Ok, whatever you say. Night 'Tachi-kun" The blond said in a skeptical tone before getting his clothes on and going to his bed.
"Come on guys wake up" The blonde stirred at the voice before mumbling some unintelligible things.
He felt hands shake his body. "Fuck off" He groaned. The blonde sat bolt up when the red head yanked the covers off his body.
"Jack ass, un" he grumbled as the cold air shocked his rapidly cooling body.
"That's what you get for messing with the master of the house" Sasori smirked.
Deidara just flipped him the bird before rolling off the futon and rolling across the ground. He stopped when he reached Sasori's feet, and turned to his back. The blonde looked at the red head straight in the eyes and gave the most puppy dog face he could pull.
"Daannaaaa, I'm hungry, hmm" He whined.
"Shut up you mangy mutt" The red head smirked at the blonde and kicked him playfully in the side.
"I want eggs, un" he muttered before grabbing Sasori's leg and hugging it tightly to his body in a death grip.
"Fine, fine! Just let my leg go, it's not a chew toy" He flicked his leg out in an attempt to free it from the prison of Deidara's arms.
"Nu uh, not until I get my eggies, un" The blonde wrapped his legs around the elder teen's leg and latched on. He was sitting cross-legged with Sasori's leg in between his legs and arms. (A/N wow lots of legs XD)
"Brat" Sasori sighed before he lifted his foot and started the painfully slow walk to the kitchen, with a teen latched on to his leg.
"Sit at the table while I make your eggs kay?" The red head asked the 'leech' who was stuck to his leg.
"But Danna" The blonde whined while pouting. His 'hmm' mixing in with his whine.
"No buts brat" He shook his leg and the blonde reluctantly withdrew his hold. Deidara fake sulked and walked to a chair. He straddled the chair backwards and watched his Danna cook. The blonde started to sing a song about being hungry that he made up on the spot.
"Will you shut up already?" A very disgruntled Uchiha trudged through the doors to the kitchen.
"Hell no, un" The blonde raised his voice and started to belt out random lyrics.
"Ok, shut up, Brat. I have your 'eggies' now eat and shut the hell up" The red head walked over with a steaming plate of scrambled eggs.
"Tank yew" The blonde said in a playful childish voice before jamming the fork in the eggs and shoveling them in to his open mouth.
"Hey brat, I'm going out shopping, want to come?" Sasori asked the blonde sitting on his couch.
"hmm? Sure." He replied. Deidara slid off the back of the couch and landed in a pile on the floor. He got up and dusted his pants before walking to Sasori and Itachi.
"I have no money thought, I'd have to go to my house, un"
"It's fine, we can buy you stuff" Sasori said, grabbing the keys as the blonde put his still somewhat damp shoes.
"You sure, un?" The blonde glanced at the Raven, who was refusing to look at him.
"Positive, it's totally fine. Right Itachi?" The red head glanced at said boy. He had noticed the tense air between the two males, and wondered what had gone down last night while he was sleeping.
"Hn." He nodded, still not looking at the blonde.
'Jesus you guys are stubborn, I'll probably be able to get it out of them later' Sasori thought. The trio walked to Sasori's custom Ferrari 458 italia.
"Damn Sasori,un. You've got to be rich!" Deidara shouted as he hopped in the sleek black car, yelling out shotgun. (If you guys don't know what that means, it's basically to grab the passenger seat -.-)
"Ya my parents passed away and left me with a load of cash." The red head said as he slid in the seat next to Deidara. Itachi silently sulked in to the back seat.
The blonde's face instantly fell "Oh, I'm sorry,un. I know what it feels like to lose your parents"
Sasori glanced at the blonde and raised an eyebrow. The blonde just shook his head ' another time' he whispered. The red head nodded in understandment.
"You okay back their weasel?" The oldest teen said to the raven as he started the ignition.
"hn"
"Jeez, you've got a lot to say don't you?" He asked sarcastically. Itachi just nodded his head.
"Yup" He deadpanned.
As they reached the shopping center (Think of it not like a mall, but tons of stores lined up outside in a downtown. Oh and since I'm not describing it, it's kind of….i don't know…like a bad place ish? Y' know what I mean? -.- *sighs* of course you don't -_-)
Deidara instantly started to smile. He had never been to a place so big before just to shop, normally it was for work and he didn't have time to appreciate the whole place.
"So what store first brat?" The red head asked. The younger teen looked around and saw a store that matched his clothing taste.
"That one!" He exclaimed and ran towards it. The two other teens followed the exited boy to the store.
The blonde looked at all the clothes in there. "Hey Danna, can I get anything I want, un?"
"Sure go ahead" The blonde looked around and grabbed a tight fitting pair of black skinny jeans and a rainbow studded belt. He gazed around again and then grabbed a black shirt that said ' System of a Down' in silver writing(teehee ). The blonde looked at his Danna for approval, he simply nodded his head and the blonde went to a change room.
Deidara quickly dressed and walked out to show off his clothes.
"Wow, that looks way better than the sweat pants you had on" Sasori chuckled. The Uchiha tried to hide his blush as the blonde really looked hot in those tight jeans that showed off his perfect ass.
After a couple hours of shopping, and a few bags later, the trio of teens started to walk back to the car.
"Wow that was really fun, I've never shopped like that before" The blonde was smiling like a maniac.
"ya, ya don't get used to it brat" The red head smirked. All of a sudden Deidara felt a hand grope his ass. He yelped out and turned around to see a white haired man standing behind him.
"Jesus fucking shit! You just scared the fuck out of me!" Deidara smiled
"Hey blondie we need to talk, like fucking quick. Kay?" Hidan said as he grabbed Deidara by the arm.
"Danna, can you take my stuff to the car? I'll be back in five minutes." The blonde said as he was dragged off, dropping his bags for the red head to take.
"So what's this about?" Deidara asked, still being dragged behind the white haired man. They turned a corner, then another. Untill they were in a dark ally way. The blonde had already lost his way, not being able to follow the twisting path his friend pulled him in.
"Come the fuck out, I've got him" Hidan called out.
A man in black walked out of the shadows. He was very tall and all you could see of his face was some tattoos that looked like stitches.
"Ok, here he is." Hidan shoved the blonde forward.
"H-Hidan, what's going on?" Deidara asked as he was pushed towards the tall man.
"You see, Hidan owes me some money but he couldn't find it. So I offered a compromise, I asked him to give me his body. But Hidan said he knew someone who was better than he was, and that happened to be you. By the way, the names Kakuzu" He whispered in Deidara's ear.
Kakuzu wrapped an arm around the blonde as he gazed at his friend with eyes full of fear, hurt and betrayal. The blonde wriggled around in the tight grip, attempting to get away from the strange man, but to no avail as the arm just tightened around his small body.
"I'm sorry Deidara" Hidan said.
"Why the fuck would you do that, un?" He shouted.
"Oh Deidara. Hush, hush, you need to be quiet." Kakuzu talked as if he was scolding a puppy.
He leaned over and licked the shell of Deidara's ear then placed a cloth covered in chloroform over his mouth and nose, forcing him to inhale the fumes. The blonde struggled and gazed pleadingly at Hidan, before his eyes drooped and his body went limp.
Hidan watched as his best friend from since he didn't know when, was taken away. Out of the shadows he saw two more men walk out to Kakuzu who was holding the blonde bridal style.
"Thank you Hidan, he'll do nicely." Kakuzu called over his shoulder and smirked.
OMG OMG OMG CLIFFFYYYY! I feel like such a biiiiootch. To bad sukkahs cause I'm the one writing this story here XD
Kaiiiyo so r and r they make me write faster, like every time I get a review I just get so happy and I write more. So the more reviews the faster I write…I'm hoping to get 15 reviews before I update a again DX