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Why Me?
Soul's POV
Ugh...
'Third period sucks. It's a good thing today's a Tuesday. Only 1 more class to go.'
"Ok you guys, today you'll be recieve your lockers and afterwards you will be assigned your English project partners." Ms. Marie, my english teacher said.
She thinks if the students call her by her first name, it'll make her seen younger.
'Ha! Too late for that.'
Marie Mjolnir.
English teacher of Shibusen High School for about 10 years now. No life at all. Especially social life. I know this sounds mean, but it's true. Ms. Marie has been looking for a husband for years now and hasn't had much luck.
The only one able to date her and her punches is non-other than Frank E. Stein.
Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya?
Anyway, back to english class. Just like you said, we got our lockers and lucky me has the locker right beside Karin.
Karin is the biggest slut in school and my biggest fan girl.
'It's disgusting.'
She has red shaggy hair and red eyes to match. Most people call her four eyes because of the glasses she wears. Her outfit is a basic slut-in-training. From bottom to top, it's black two-inch-heel boots connected to knee high socks. Black short shorts on her fatty thighs. And lastly, a purple jacket that's unbuttoned at the bottom to show her not flat lower stomach. She's not fat; but not skinny either. Her tits are even smaller than Maka's.
'Maka...I wonder what she's doing right about now.'
Maka's POV
Yay!
'Third period is awsome! Too bad it's only a Tuesday. I don't get to see all of my teachers today.'
'Who knew history class could be so much fun.' I've always been the English type of girl.
Mr. Kishin was busy telling us about what'll we'll be learning in World History this year. His appearance was really shocking for a teacher.
He had really pale skin and it didn't help with his black hair with white streaks. His eyes were a really creepy red. And he had a tatoo of another red eye on his forehead. Red was not his color, unlike Soul.
'Soul... I wonder if he is paying attention in class.' I thought it over, 'Probably not.'
Mr. Kishin went on with his lecture and stated that we have a pre-test next class. Not much happened after that, other than papers we have to give our parents to sign. But finally...
The bell rang.
'To lunch.'
Soul's POV
'I can't believe this!'
I passed a few poor teens in the hallway and they looked really scared because I felt and probably looked murderous.
'How can she do that to me! It's all Ms. Marie's fault! No wonder she doesn't get any action!'
I got my lunch - which everyone still kept their distance - and sat at a table with my friends.
Maka was first to notice my sour mood but the others weren't far behind.
"Soul, what's wrong?" she whispered.
"Oh, nothing much. Except I'm stuck with Karin as my locker neighbor and my new 'English Buddy'!" Ms. Marie had said it just like that with that sickening smile of hers. It's too sweet.
"What's so bad about English? It happens to be my-"
"HAHAHAHAHA! You're stuck with that slut! HAHA! Oh, that's too funny..."
"Shut up Blackstar! She's a pain in the ass and ugly as hell."
Kid thought it would be best to make me even more mad.
Bad idea...
"Didn't she attempt to drug you at your end of the year party?"
"Yeah..."
"...I wouldn't leave anything in my locker if I were you." he advised.
"Yep! Kiddo is right! That bitch is crazy with a capital 'K'! Ya better watch cha back Sssooouuullll!" Patty added before laughing along with Blackstar.
"Heh. Like she can get me drunk!" I defended. Cool guys have a reputation and I can't let mine fall now. "I'll just tell her to get lost, she'll listen."
"I feel for you Soul." At least Liz was positive. "Although," Spoke too soon... "I've heard she's stroked more wood than a furniture polisher."
"Doesn't surprise me... Oh Soul! I have this song you need to listen to. It can help you in your situation." Black*star chimed in.
"Ok, Black*star. Play it."
'This should be interesting.'
Oh my god, she is such a slut.
What a slut.
What a slut.
S - L - U - T
S - L - U - T
'Wow... Did not see this coming.'
Everywhere she goes she's in skanky ass clothes,
Everybody knows she's a slut.
That hoe ain't got no class,
All the guys just want some ass.
They don't even have to ask 'cause she's a slut.
& That's what's up.
Blackstar and Patty started dancing to the song...
And it wasn't pretty.
Look at how she moves her body ,
So Promiscuous and naughty.
She's a slut,
She's a slut.
She keeps acting like a tramp,
I guess she doesn't give a damn.
'Cause she's a slut.
S - L - U - T
S - L - U - T ,
Why does she have to be
Such a S - L - U - T ?
S - L - U - T
Slut.
She's a slut.
S - L - U - T
Slut.
She's a slut.
She's acting like she's all but she's just a booty call.
Some plastic blow up doll.
What a slut
She's a slut.
'I should have known Patty and Blackstar would play a song like this...'
You better stop her while you can,
I saw her rubbin' on your man.
You need to break that bitch's hand
'Cause she's a slut!
& That's what's up.
Look at how she moves her body,
So promiscuous and naughty.
She's a slut.
She's a slut.
She keeps acting like a tramp,
I guess she doesn't give a damn.
'Cause she's a slut.
S - L - U - T
S - L - U - T
Why does she have to be
Such a S - L - U - T ?
S - L - U - T
Slut
She's a slut.
S - L - U - T
Slut
She's a slut.
S - L - U - T
S - L - U - T
S - L - U - T
Slut.
She's a slut.
What would you do if I acted like that?
*Acted like that, Acted like that*
What would you think if I dressed like her?
*Dressed like her, Dressed like her*
What you say if I talk like this?
*Talk like this, Talk like this*
S - L - U - T
Slut.
WHAT A SLUT!
Look at how she moves her body,
So promiscuous and naughty.
She's a slut.
She's a slut.
She keeps acting like a tramp,
I guess she doesn't give a damn.
'Cause she's a slut.
She's a slut.
Look at how she moves her body,
So promiscuous and naughty.
*S - L - U - T*
She's a slut.
She keeps acting like a tramp,
I guess she doesn't give a damn.
'Cause she's a slut.
She's a slut.
*& That's what's up*
...
...
...
Her hair looks like shit!
:|
Finally it was over...
... It did explain Karin though...
Maka's POV
"..."
"Maka...? You, ok?" Soul asked me.
I looked at him...
And burst into a fit of laughter.
"Haha! Soul has a locker next to a S - L - U - T , slut."
Soul looked away before muttering under his breathe about it not being funny.
I laughed even harder.
'It's official...
I LOVE THIS SCHOOL!'
How was it?
I really want to know!
Sorry, I'm really hyper today 'cause I didn't have to go to school.
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