That's High School For You! Chapter 7: The Plan, a soul eater fanfic

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The Plan

Maka's POV

We continued to laugh at Soul's misery for a few more minutes until everything calmed down a bit. This school was different than my last, and even though I had hell waiting for me at home, I was still incredibly happy.

"So Soul, what's the real reason you're upset." he looked at me funny so I decided to add on, "I mean I understand why you'd be angry about Karin, but I have a feeling that's not the only thing on your mind." Soul looked shock.

'I knew it'

He took a deep breathe to settle his thoughts, opened his mouth... then closed it again. 'Figures... Guess I'm going to have to open his mouth for him.' I smirked. 'This is gonna be fun.'

"I'll see you guys later!" I yelled suddenly. On my way out the cafeteria door, I whispered something into Liz's ear, I saw her grin on my way out.

'Oh yeah, I'm gonna enjoy this.'

Liz's POV

'Maka's got an evil, twisted little mind in that head of hers' I looked at everyone that was giving me funny looks and dropped the grin and replaced it with a smile. 'Time to put the plan in action.'

Everyone went back to what they were doing once the grin was gone. All of them knew that grin and if it was coming from Elizabeth Thompson, then it wasn't going to end well for whoever was on the recieving side of it.

Seeing my next victim, I walked over.

"Hey Patty, I gotta tell you something." it wasn't a whisper because nobody was watching anyway. Patty - sensing the serious, yet playfulness in my tone - did a quick nod, knowing that she was all ears and no mouth at all, I continued.

I told her exactly what Maka told me, the look on her face was scary, but nobody noticed. After telling her what I know, I took a seat near the cafeteria door waiting for her to finish up the preparation part of the plan.

My part in this was over - for now.

Even though I'm nearly fifteen feet away from the action, I know I have the best seat in the house.

'Wonder what my little sister got up her sleeve? It doesn't matter, I'm sure it's interesting'

Patty's POV

This plan is sneaky...

'Just what I like 'bout my plans. My goal is to get Tsubaki to agree, right? I'm not entirely sure.'

I looked over to Lizzy for help. She was watching me so I decided to smoothly show a gesture. Slightly pointing my thumb in Tsubaki's direction, I mouthed 'Tsubaki' to ask for clarification. Liz nodded.

'Perfect.'

Liz wasn't the only one with a creepy smile. 'Haha. Time to work.'

I made my way over, ignoring all the creeped-out faces I recieved. Most people knew about the legend of Patricia Thompson and all of them knew about the even bigger legend of Elizabeth & Patricia Thompson.

Going over to Tsubaki made me think over my favorite nursery rhyme from when I was little. I still remember it.

(A/N: Patty is singing this nursery rhyme in her head.)

I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,

Won't my mommy be so proud of me,

'I can see Tsubaki. Time to go in for the kill.'

I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,

Ouch! It stung me!

Black*star had seen me coming and was being annoying with his yelling.

"I AM GOD! WHY DO YOU NOT SPEAK TO YOUR GOD FIRST! NOW, ASK FOR MY FORGIVENESS OR ELSE-"

'That should keep him busy.' I smiled at my handiwork.

I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee,

Won't me mommy be so proud of me,

'After what I did to Black*star, he won't be able to get up for a while... it is the most sacred place for a guy.' I snickered.

I'm squishing up a baby bumblebee,

Ooh! It's yucky!

Black*star wasn't exactly in the best shape right now. It's was a beautiful sight to Patty though. And his yells of pain were music to her ears.

I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee,

Won't my mommy be so proud of me,

Unfortunately, my self-defense backfired. Now, Tsubaki was kneeling on the ground helping the blue-haired egomaniac up.

'Darn, and I thought this was going to be easy. I guess I have to clean up this mess.'

I sighed, but then thought again. And smirked. 'The plan... is worth it.'

"Um, Tsubaki?"

"Yes, Patty-chan?" Tsubaki responded, but she was still trying to help that... boy.

"We can go get the nurse if you want." I said as sweetly as I could.

"Of course, Patty-chan. What a great idea!" she was already halfway to the door. "Let's go!"

"K!"

'Hook... Line... & Sinker!'

I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee,

Now my mommy won't be mad at me!

We walked over to Liz where we explained to plan to her. She still looked worried about Black*star. I sighed.

"Go ahead..." I said.

"...Huh?"

"Go get the guy some help, we'll wait." I repeated with more detail.

"Thanks Patty-chan! I'll be right back." with that, she was off to the nurse's office.

I looked over to Liz. She looked really confused.

"She went to get a nurse of Black*star." she nodded for me to continue. "Oh, yeah! I kicked him where the sun don't shine." she looked confused again. "He was being annoying."

"Ahh."

'Didn't take her long to figure that out.'

After a few minutes, Tsubaki came back with one of the two nurses and showed her where Black*star was still on the floor clutching himself. 'Poor guy... He really should listen to the legends about us... of well.'

So Tsubaki, what do you say about Maka's plan?" Liz finally asked.

"What plan?"

To say the least, Liz and I sighed in unison.

Tsubaki's POV

"...Ok."

They looked at me shocked, "That's all you have to say Tsubaki?" Liz commented.

"Yep!"

"Well, alrighty then. Let's go meet up with Maka before lunch period is over!" Patty jumped up excitedly.

'Should I really be doing this?' This was going against the guys, but... it would be so much fun! 'I have to do what I think is right.'

"Guys..." I stated nervously.

"Yeah, Tsubaki?" they said in unison.

"Let's hurry up and go find Maka!" with that being said, I ran ahead of them, with them not far behind me.

Maka's POV

'What's taking them so long! I don't mean to sound impatient, but I really want to put this plan in action by the end of the day.'

I saw three figures coming towards me from a distance and smiled at myself.

'So, they decided to come after all.'

"Hey guys, glad you could make it." I welcomed.

"Sorry we're so late, but we had to... get rid of some business on the way here." Tsubaki explained.

Patty chuckled darkly. 'I don't even want to know!'

"Anyway, we all agree with you Maka that Soul is definitely hiding something." Liz said.

"Glad you see it my way... Although, I want to know what you guys think of it."

"Brilliant!" Tsubaki cheered.

"Devious!" Liz praised.

"Scandalous!" Patty chimed.

"It's all those things, but also..." I breathed.

"Going to be fun!" we screamed together.

"So, when does this plan begin anyway, Maka?" Tsubaki asked after we stopped giggling.

"Today."

"We have about ten minutes to kill until next period. What do you girls want to do?" Liz asked.

"Let's sing a song!" Patty persuaded.

"Ok!"

Patty pulled out her iPod.

"Patty, what song is it?" I asked.

"You'll see." she answered. We made our way outside to the front of the school.

I heard the beginning and smiled to myself.

'I love this song!'

"Hey guys, can I sing lead?" I asked excitedly.

"Sure." they agreed.

We got in order just like in the video and waited for the lyrics to begin.

With myself in the middle and front while Liz, Patty, and Tsubaki stood back a little bit. It made me feel kind of uncomfortable, but I got over it when the music took over my mind and body.

Girls, we run this mother (yeah)

We swung our hair from side to side while bouncing our shoulders like Beyonce did in the video.

Who run the world? Girls (girls)

Our hips moved seductively to the music while we sang the fast-beat song.

Who run this mother? Girls

Our shoulders rolled while we shuffled our feet from left to ride. People were starting to make their way to class through the school. Most stopped by to watch us dance and sing.

Who run the world? Girls (girls)

The routine got harder, while we danced all over the grass. Hair having a mind of it's own, we kicked up dust and maybe some grass. It gave off a nice touch.

Some of them men think they freak this like we do

But no they don't

Make your cheque come at they neck

Disrespect us no they won't

We saluted, then kicked out a few times. Then we faced the center again and rapidly kicked up dirt again.

Boy don't even try to touch this

Boy this beat is crazy

This is how they made me

Houston, Texas baby

We spread our arms wide and pumped the air twice before briefly getting on the ground with one knee then putting up 'dueces' signs.

This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest

Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later

By now, the crowd was over fifty people. All of us walked toward one or two of them and we acted very seductive.

I think I need a barber

None of these n*gg*s can fade me

I'm so good with this

I remind you I'm so hood with his

After we saw a haze of lust in their eyes. We 'attacked' one and jumped on their backs. Our actions were wild and fun, then we got off their backs and went back to our places.

Boy I'm just playing

Come here baby

Hope you still like

F**king you pay me

Some guys, still didn't get the message. So, we crawled under their legs and made a 'come here' motion then got back on our feet and put up 'the finger'.

My persuasion can build a nation

Endless power, the love we can devour

You'll do anything for me

Seriously, our hips were officially a weapon now. Against guys. We stood there. All doing amazing poses. Batting our eyelashes and giving beautiful smiles.

Who run the world? Girls (girls)

I threw a fist in the air and made a mad but still beautiful face towards the guys. Wind blew and our hair flew upwards. We tried to act as intimidating as we could. Liz, Tsubaki, and Patty waved girls towards us while guys looked on astonished. I clapped.

Who run this mother? Girls

All of us girls turned around. There was about 30 girls with us now. We popped our hips and showed off a lot of leg. We turned around, walked away. Then shook what our mothers gave us.

Who run the world? Girls (girls)

Our hands covered our faces for about two seconds before we turned around and walked behind us again. Then we struck a sexy pose with our hips sticking out. We hurriedly walked back towards the stunned guys, who backed up in return. We truned around, leant back and stuck our legs in the air with our faces towards them. I think some might have drooled.

It's hot up in here DJ don't be scared to run this run this back

I'm repping for the girls who taking over the world help me raise a glass for the college grads

41 Rollin' to let you know what time it is, check

You can't hold me

Somehow we were back to our spots and I turned around with hair flying. We all saluted while marching forward. We did a little routine which involved the thrusting hips. And I'm sure I saw drool that time. Next thing I knew, we were on our knees again while it looked like we were chugging something. Then we crawled on the floor with our butts in the air and popped our backs seductively, afterwards flipping our hair. We did that twice and during that time I looked at our 'audience'. I saw Kid and Black*star, they were staring at Liz and Tsubaki with wide eyes. I would have laughed had I not seen Soul. I was happy to see drool on his chin.

I work my 9 to 5, better cut my check

This goes out to all the women getting it in you're on your grind

To other men that respect what I do please accept my shine

Boy you know you love it how we're smart enough to make these millions

The boys came closer, yet looked hesitant. We were on our backs with our feet in the air. We just tapped our feet in the air for a while before getting up. We all charged at each other except me. Everyone passed by each other and continued to run around each other, but never once touching. I was on the floor giving everyone who watched a view of what gymnastics can do to the body.

Strong enough to bear the children then get back to business

Please, you better not pay me oh come here baby

Hope you still like me,

F**king you pay me

I was all over the floor trying to look as flexible as possible. I even saw Soul! He had a bit of red blood coming from his nose, though.

My persuasion can build a nation

Endless power, the love we can devour

You'll do anything for me

We all seperated and got back in our order. There was about one hundred girls now! We stuck out of legs and swayed of body to the now slow beat. Everyone continued while I walked forward slowly while making a heart with my hands.

Who run the world? Girls (girls)

It was mainly ten girls in the front - which included me, Liz, Tsubaki, and Patty - who did harder moves while others in the back did simple gestures and movements. The main guys in front were Soul, Kid, Black*star and this pink-haired boy - I think his name is Crona.

Who run this mother? Girls

Us ten girls shook our bodies super seductively and waved our hair around while hopping from foot foot. Others in the back help their hands up in a fist.

Who run the world? Girls (girls)

We still hopped from leg to leg doing the 'Charlie Brown' and meanwhile kicking up a lot of dust. I prepared for the finale.

Who are we

What we brought

The world

(Who run this mother?)

We thrust our arms in the arm with a fist attached while popping our legs and tilting our heads to the side. And getting ready to march forward.

Who are we

What we brought

The world

(Who run this mother?)

We repeated the sequence this time, but with hopping added to it.

Who are we

What do we brought

We run the world

(Who run this mother?)

We once again repeated it but instead of hopping, we jumped in place. Then we marched on forward.

Who are we

What we brought

We run the world

The guys saw us coming towards them and backed everyone up. We popped our bodies forward. And shook ourselves more closer to the guys now.

Who run the world? Girls

I ran up to Soul and took his badge that looked like his head with his hair and everything. (A/N: This is Soul's soul) And placed it on my shirt. He looked at me surprised before we all saluted in unison.

'... Oh yeah, this is gonna be fun...'

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