A/N: Sorry I missed last weekend guys, life's been crazy. And I'm not sure if I can post this weekend as well. I'm taking the SAT this Saturday...and well, SUNDAY OCTOBER 2 SHALL BE THE DAY I TURN 17! So yeah, birthday on Sunday, I don't think I'll have time to even start a new story.

Day 16: Faeries

Characters: Robin, Artemis, M'gann, and Wally

Rating: T (gosh guys, I feel like I don't know what I'm doing with that one scene)

Genre: Romance, Humor

The situations that he was put in was always nauseating to do. It was one thing to dress up for a mission with Batman, but another to dress up as this with the girls for a team mission. Batman was sensible to think of it as purely for the greater good, while the others decided it was time to pay him back for all the times he had laughed at their misfortunes. Karma was a bitch.

The only thing that made this any better was that at least he looked pretty... Pretty. That wasn't an adjective that was supposed to be associated with himself, a guy for that matter, but the feeling of the foundation brush bristles against his cheekbones made him feel...well, feminine. He inwardly smirked. Plus, he had a fabulous view of Artemis' chest from this angle.

"Close your mouth, Boy Wonder. I know you're entering the faze while I'm coming to the end of it, and as flattering as it is, please keep your staring to a minimum," she whispered into his ear absentmindedly as she rubbed a bit of excess powder from his jaw.

He shivered at her touch. "Can't help it," he mumbled, "they're the only things keeping me from thinking I've grown a pair myself. This outfit is disturbing, incredible emphasis on the dis."

"Really? I think you look cute," M'gann piped up from behind him. Probably back with the body glitter. He shuddered at the thought.

"Hold still," Artemis commanded harshly, "I'm not all that skilled with putting eyeliner on someone else, and I only want to apply this once."

Dick felt the cold clay like feeling right under his eyes, but he resisted the urge to swat the crayon pencil thing away. Instead, he focused his gaze on Artemis' chest again. It was a very nice distraction, and he told her as much.

It was quiet for a moment as she did another swirling motion around the corner of his other eye. Her body pulled back, eyes intensely studying her work. She seemed to find it satisfying for her tastes for she nodded with finality.

He stood up carefully, finding the not skirt and scrap of cloth wrapped around his chest an unfamiliar feeling compared to all the latex, cotton sweats, and starchy suits he was so used to. His outfit practically glided along with his body, but he could do something about the stupid wings attached at the back...like burn them by making Conner glare at them intensely. That would be immensely satisfying.

"Here," M'gann handed him the glitter induced body lotion, the one that smelled like some sort of fruit. His hand took it unwillingly and he bent over to spread some over his very exposed, shaved gymnast legs. The fake hair from the wig he sported fell in his face irritatingly. They passed the battle around as each of them applied the lotion to their bodies.

With a final swipe across his belly (he had to fatten up to hide away his growing six pack a bit), he straightened up and studied the two girls across from him.

He didn't understand how they could be so at ease with their faerie costumes, while he felt really naked in his. The white tipped fingernails pinched a few of the twirled threads from his skirt and tugged lightly as he waited for the girls to fix a few things to their looks.

M'gann looked pretty with her hair twirled up in a messy bun, held by multiple butterfly designed clips. She had a sparkled design around her eyes, an affect that made her eyes brighter than usual. Her cheeks had a nice pink hue that complimented her bone structure, and the whole makeup ensemble was finished with a lighter shade of pink, glossy lip color. Her outfit was in shades of purple which came in a one-set, and -lucky for her- covered her whole torso and her thighs, ending in layers at her knees.

Artemis had her hair in a very casual, loose braid, with a few colorful threads woven in. The artistic design around her eyes, which was made up of eyeliner and eye-shadow, was very intricate. It looked complicated enough to compare to some of the matrices he worked on on his computer for his decoding exercises. Very impressive, since it accentuated her faint Asian heritage around her grey eyes. Her lips were a shade of blue that matched her two piece outfit, one that was similar to his. The one that covered her chest was made of less cloth than his, not to mention her skirt was incredibly short, meaning she showed more skin out of the three of them in the room.

He, on the other hand, had the horrid thing pulled on by both girls and had a wig plopped on top of his head.

Artemis twisted her right calf and studied it with a scowl. "Do we have to go barefoot for this thing? I swear I will shoot an arrow through the person who planned this."

"Ditto," he piped up, "although, I'd use a Bat-a-rang."

M'gann, who had finished with getting ready tentatively said, "I'll go inform everyone that we're ready."

Dick opened his mouth to say something, but was cut off when Artemis wrapped her arm around his head and placed a hand on his mouth, carefully. She threw M'gann a genuine smile and nodded.

When the door clicked shut, Dick twirled away from her, making his skirt swish noisily. He was cut off yet again when she spoke up to answer the question he was going to ask... with another question.

"Have you no decency?"

"What?"

The glare she gave him had him blinking rapidly in confusion. "You were going to ask why she couldn't have just used the mental link to tell them, weren't you?"

"Uh...yeah?"

The sigh that escaped her lips made him bristle at the sound...it was like she was looking down at him, which she rarely did. One of the reasons why he liked hanging out with her sometimes. "Have I taught you nothing? She wanted to show off her outfit to Supe-er-Conner, but no doubt Wally is going to say something. What I don't understand is how you could not know that."

"Well excuse me for-"

Artemis' eyes narrowed for a moment as she sat him down on the chair again. She grabbed some tube and sat her self on his lap -not that he was complaining.

"Any reason as to why you're sitting on me?"

"I forgot the lipgloss and I don't want to keep on standing, pucker up." Her face was entirely too close for him not to notice how warm her breath was on his cheek. Despite his way of putting up a bit of a fight with everything she told him to do, he begrudgingly did what she demanded. They said nothing as she carefully swiped the brush across his bottom lip with as much concentration as she had for some of the math homework she would ponder over for days.

She pulled back, much like she had with the eyeliner, and watched for any places she may have gone out of the outline of his lips.

"The flavor is Dr. Pepper," a feral grin appeared on her face while her eyes flashed, "I dare you to lick that off."

Dick predicted that if he did there would be immediate pain soon after, but that didn't stop him from getting another idea, which, sadly, involved the loss of the flavored gloss on his lips. "Okay I won't, but I get to do this."

His torso leaned forward and his head tipped upwards to have his newly colored lips press against her blue, pouty ones. It was exhilarating to feel how he could shock her just by one simple act, but no matter. Even if he was a bit less experienced than her, he was empowered and convinced he could get her to respond the way he wanted. He had wanted to for such a long time, and he suspected she knew as much.

There was an immediate blueberry taste that brushed upon his tongue when he traced it to part her lips. The gooeyness of the lipstick was an odd, unfamiliar feel for his skin, yet it wasn't unpleasant, and he continued to lick at her lips while his hands traced light patterns on the soft skin of her arm and belly.

Just when he felt she may have just turned into a statue, her hands, which were clasped tightly in her lap, had slithered up to cup his neck. She became animated again, with her lips parted just a tad and her tongue peeking through to swipe across his upper lip.

Artemis let out the tiniest of sounds, barely audible for him to hear, and started to return the kiss roughly. It caught him by surprise, but he obliged all the same with a new found fervor to have her make a louder version of that sound.

She tasted of sweet blueberry and a hint of something spicy, something unique...

He groaned. Dear god she tasted of his Dr. Pepper lipgloss.

That thought got him incredibly hot, fast, and he was thankful he had less clothes on at the moment.

He suckled on her lower lip to get more of her taste, and to just feel the softness of her. But it all changed when she shifted her weight until she was higher than him. Her hand crept under the fake strands all the way up to his real hair to tug his head harshly backwards.

An unintelligible sound reverberated from his throat all the way up, out and into hers, which spurred her on to take things much more roughly than they were. He was helpless against her onslaught of suckles and nips and could do nothing more than caress her parted thighs with shaky fingers.

She was sweet, intoxicating sweet. So much so that he felt like he wanted more, was starved of her taste, but he was also drowning in her taste. How accurate, a starved boy drowning. The wires from his fake wings dug into his back when she started to lean on him more. Since his mouth was busy, the only way to let her know that he was hurting was to squeeze her bare legs even tighter. He grew even hotter when she moaned into his mouth at his grip.

He was sorely tempted to pick her up and throw her on the bed, just to see a lust filled, surprised look on her face, but his chance was torn away from him.

Because the door had just swished open.

"Robin, dude you have to let me take a pic of you for my souvi-HOLY SMUDGED LIPSTICK, BATMAN! ARTIE? ROB?"

It hurt how Artemis jerked away from him and pulled his head backwards, until he saw an upside down Wally from his seat. The small smack that sounded when they pulled away rang through everyone's ears.

It was comical and dizzying to watch Wally's eyes flit back from his face to Artemis' with the utmost shock. Dick was pretty sure he was panting way too hard to say anything, and he could probably guess the same for the blonde on his lap.

He winced when Wally finally opened his mouth to say something.

"I have to be honest with you guys. From what I'm seeing, you guys look like two girls kissing...and I may or may not be possibly turned on right now."

A/N: So...yeah...XD Wally, you adorkable perv you.