Alright, I got these Ideas straight from a book called: They are Mechs. Most of the pick up lines belong to MissBombtasic. Not me. And I really wanted to do a Shadow Stalker/optimus Prime one, and this little snipet took place on Cybertron. So.. on with the show!

How I Got Hooked Up With...

Optimus Prime

Femme's Name: Shadow Stalker

Her Story:

Shadow Stalker quickly walked down the road to Iacon tryping up a report on the low Energon stats on a data pad. " Primus, first Megatron wants all time power, now he wants all the Energon, and were suppose to run off Energon sticks this entire time? I don't think so!" Shadow Stalker hissed.

Shadow Stalker then bumped into her Supreme Leader, Optimus Prime. " Oh! Optimus Prime! I'm so sorry!" Shadow Stalker stuttered from her place on the ground. Optimus chuckled and reached down to pull up Shadow Stalker.

" I am eternaly sorry Optimus, I really am," Shadow Stalker whispered, never looking into her leader's optics.

Optimus chuckled and kneeled down in front of Shadow Stalker. " Shadow Stalker, if beauty were time, you would be an eternity," Optimus whispered, holding Shadow Stalker's hand.

Shadow Stalker smiled shyly. " W-w-wow Optimus, I had no idea," Shadow Stalker stuttered.

Optimus smiled and stood up. He then quickly kissed Shadow Stalker and transformed and drove off.

Shadow Stalker stood swaying on the road. " Woo hoo!" she yelled, transforming into her intergalatic jet mode and zooming around Iacon.

She transformed with her wings pointed happily up and strode into Iacon, ignoring everyone's odd looks.

" Today, is a great day," Shadow Stalker whispered to herself, then skipped into her quarters.

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Muahahaha! ! My sixth chapter of: How I got hooked up with! Anyone notice how girlyish Shadow Stalker reacted? I was having one of those days. Stupid girly instintics! I wnna go back to my awesome camo cargo shorts and my awesome firehouse shirt! I hate pink and purple! RAWR!

Sorry for my little outburst. R&R!

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Please review and/or PM me. I am running out of ideas and I really don't think this is getting a lot of hits!