Alrighty, we gots another epically large mess of a fic to get through, so let's just hurry up and get started!
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Onward!
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One of the problems with the "random knowledge" that was implanted in Crona's brain was that he knew so little about it. He didn't take a lot of time to really think about it, but sometimes he wondered just what it could do to him.
He knew that he and Maka could use it to call upon information regarding their own fandom, and that it would provide them information on other fandoms when it was necessary. But were there any other effects to it? Crona wondered if the knowledge could somehow affect him in other ways, whether it be through his attitude or through subconscious suggestions.
Even if they didn't make a lot of sense.
"So, what about this dream you supposedly had?" Maka asked as they descended the staircase.
"Well…" Crona began. "I was on a talk show…I think…and Black*Star and Kid were there. They were interviewing me."
"Oh? What did they ask you?"
"That's the weird part…they asked me normal questions, mostly, but I told them some of the weirdest stories…"
Maka tilted her head in confusion, giving Crona the indication that he should continue.
"W-Well…I remember telling them something about being at a roller derby with you…and that I beat up some people while I was there…"
Maka blinked, holding a hand up. "Wait, wait, hang on…so you beat up some people at a roller derby, and then told Black*Star and Kid about it on a talk show?"
"N-No, the beating up didn't actually happen in the dream…I just told them about it."
Of course, there was the fact that I beat them up because one of them was hitting on you… Crona thought, making sure to not voice that part aloud.
"OK…so what happened next?" Maka asked as they reached the bottom of the stairs.
"Well, Black*Star asked me what my pet peeves were…I got confused and asked him what a peeve was, and why it was a pet…and then told him something about my pet hamster scratching me."
"…you do know what a pet peeve is, right?"
"Y-Yeah…and I don't even have a hamster…"
Crona stopped in front of the snack table, noticing a bag of jellybeans laying there, almost waiting for him. Maka stopped beside him, looking at the bag for a second, then at him, waiting to see what he would do.
Crona stared at the bag for a few moments, frowning slightly. It seemed almost like the bag's presence was an attempt to mock Crona for him letting one person get to him like this. After all, he'd never meet this person. Why should he let their actions affect what he does?
He let out a sigh, then reached over and picked up the bag. He saw Maka give him a small smile of approval, and couldn't help but feel a little proud of himself.
"A-Anyway…" Crona continued, now heading for his seat. "After that, Black*Star asked me what my least favourite emotion was…I told him "itchy"…"
"…itchy." Maka replied, sitting in her seat.
"Y-Yeah…I don't get it. I mean, I hate being itchy, but I know it's not an emotion…"
He sat in his seat beside Maka, placing the bag on the armrest between them.
"Then I told them about how I like to chase the ice cream truck around the city…but I did it because I liked the song…I didn't even know the truck had ice cream in it…"
Maka stared at Crona for a few moments, which put him on edge immediately. I didn't say anything wrong…did I? he thought.
"Crona…you don't think you're stupid, do you?" Maka asked, a concerned look on her face.
Crona blinked in surprise, quickly turning away, fumbling with his hands.
"I-I don't think that's why…but…"
Maka sighed, reaching over and hugging Crona. He flinched slightly, worried that he had upset Maka somehow.
"I've told you before, Crona. You're not stupid. There are just things that you don't know about or understand. That's all."
Crona looked down. "B-But…there's still a lot of things I don't know…"
Maka reached up and placed a hand under Crona's chin, gently turning his head so that he was facing her.
"So what's your point? There are plenty of things I don't know. And you don't think I'm stupid, do you?"
Crona blinked. "O-Of course not! You're the smartest person I know, Maka!"
Maka smiled, her hand moving away from his chin and back to his arm, letting her hug him again.
"Thank you. So, you see? Just because you don't know something doesn't make you stupid. I've told you all this before."
"I-I know…" Crona muttered.
Maka pulled away, then reached up and gently ruffled Crona's hair.
"So stop thinking things about yourself that aren't true."
"…s-sorry…"
"It's alright."
Maka sighed, leaning back in her seat. "Anyway, what'd you mean by "you don't think that's why"?"
"W-Well…it's sort of hard to explain…" Crona began. "I just feel like I've heard that conversation before…but not with the same people…"
"…so what are you trying to say?"
"…do you ever really wonder about this…knowledge that's in our heads?"
"Sometimes. You think your dream's connected to it?"
"It might be…I just can't think of what…"
Maka frowned, leaning forward and placing a hand under her chin. Her brow furrowed as she tried to think of something that could explain Crona's thought process.
"…it's no good. I can't think of what would fit."
Crona frowned, crossing his arms. "Maybe the knowledge is only supposed to work during the reviews?"
"No, we can call up information on our own fandom…but that might only be for our own…"
"Or maybe he's directly controlling the information…"
The both of them shuddered. That was not a concept either of them wanted to focus on too much. Maka forced a smile and gently nudged Crona with her shoulder.
"Or you just dreamt the whole thing up by yourself and there's nothing else to it."
Crona gave a sheepish grin. "Y-Yeah…"
He then looked at the seat beside him at the pile of fanmail letters.
"…hey, these are all addressed to us both…"
Maka tilted her head as Crona picked up the first envelope. "Maybe people got tired of sending us separate letters?"
Crona
Where DID you learn to be a swordsman?
"…I thought that was obvious…"
You've been in italy, and probably a lot of other countries, can you speak any other languages besides english?
"N-No, I can't…"
Did you know that KidXCrona is by far a hell of a lot more popular then CronaXMaka?
Crona only gave an embarrassed moan in response.
Maka shook her head. "Honestly, why do you people have to keep telling us who you pair off with who? Do you think it's going to influence us or something? 'Cause I can promise you, it won't!"
And, your so popular paired up with Kid because you guys are like total opposites
(Great father/worst mother
Gods son/Witches son
Gun kata/extraordinary swordplay
Pureblooded/mixedblood
God who keeps order /a hell inside my head =God is not beleived
Reasons to become a Shinigami/Reasons to become a Kishin
He found weapons by himself/He was forced to have weapons
Great Old Ones orgininal/Great old ones replica)
Crona stared at the letter for a few moments, his face showing nothing but confusion.
"…um…w-why would I find any of that attractive?"
Oh and by the way, I honestly DO regret to inform you this, but, much to a large population of people (all in thsi fanclub in my town that hate medusa) there really IS a MedusaXCrona romance fic. (AND it's rated M) I feel really sorry for you about that...
Crona gave another groan, his head falling forward and hitting his tray.
"I know already…why do you people keep telling me this…?"
Maka sighed, gently patting Crona's back.
Maka
Do you know that your paired with Kid more often (like, 100 more fanfictions) then Crona?
"…what did I just say?"
What's your favorite postcard from your mom?
"There was one I got from her while she was in Tahiti that I liked. I guess it's comforting to know that she's at least enjoying herself…"
Crona frowned, then reached over and gently hugged Maka, his head resting on her shoulder. After a few seconds, Maka returned the gesture.
In all honesty, if the soul eater cast was to be turned into norse gods, i think you would be Valkyrie, the Goddess that brought the warriors died in battle to Warrior Heaven. (It's a compliment by the way, i apologize if you think its weird, but i love mythology and finding similarities, though I'm just starting to learn about Norse mythology
"…um…thanks?"
If you learned that somone made a romantic fanfiction with you and spirit *Barfs in disgust* would you try and kill the author? (Somone actually DID make a fanfiction of you an him, and few M rated ones wih you a stein, and stein and kid (adn a steinXKidXSoulXBlackstar m rated fanfic...gah...ppl love making Stein a sick pedo,)
Maka's jaw dropped as she stared at the letter. After a few seconds, her mouth clicked shut, and her eyes narrowed.
"…what the fucking fuck is wrong with you people?"
Also, this one is for both of you
Did you guys know there was a fanfiction where Spirit tried to rape Crona? (Luckily he gets killed in it :D)
Crona stared at the letter, not sure how he should react, or if he should react at all. Maka, on the other hand, knew exactly what to do.
"Oh, yeah, "luckily he gets killed in it"! Doesn't change the fact that no one should've wrote that in the first place!"
Maka growled angrily, rubbing the bridge of her nose. "How is it that, just as soon as I start to think I overdo it with how I react to you people, you wind up proving over and over that I'm clearly not being harsh enough?"
Crona simply shuddered in response, looking at the next question.
Also, HOW THE HELL DID SOUL SURVIVE THAT BLAST FROM VAJRA WHEN IT SHOT A HOLE THROUGH STEIN BUT KNOCKED SOUL OUT? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? (That just really pissed me off, im not really a soul fan, but him being able to withstand a blast from vajra which blew a hole in the DEATH GOD is just dumb)
"Stein's not a Death God, get your facts straight." Maka responded.
How come in a lot of battles you guys are really hurt, but when its over, you guys dont have a single scratch on you?
"Magic. Snort snort." Maka quipped.
Did you guys notice in the scene from soul eater where Kid tears his test paper (The ultimate test episode) one of his sanzu lines wasn't even finsihed?
"Fascinating." Maka replied, before grabbing the letter out of Crona's hands and ripping it apart, throwing the pieces on the floor in front of her.
Crona looked at Maka while reaching over for another envelope. "A-Are you OK…?"
Maka sighed, turning to look at Crona.
"Do you ever get tired of doing this…?"
"S-Sometimes…b-but someone has to do it…right?"
Maka tilted her head at that, then reached over and took the envelope from Crona. "I'll read this time, OK?"
Crona blinked in confusion, but nodded. Maka then opened the envelope and started reading the contents.
To Crona and Maka
1) What sort of traits (personality or physical, more on the former) do you look for in the opposite sex?
Both parties flushed brightly at the question, neither of them looking at the other.
"L-Let's just skip this one…" Maka muttered.
"Y-Yeah…" Crona added.
2) If you were a MLP pony, what do you think you'd look like? What would your cutie mark be?
"Hmm…" Maka started. "Well, when people usually think about this, they usually use a person's clothes as the pony's skin, right?"
Crona looked down at his robe. "So…I'd be a black pony?"
"Yeah. But what would I be? I'm either wearing this outfit or my Spartoi uniform most of the time…"
"What about your sweater vest…?"
"Oh, yeah. So I guess a tanish-yellow pony, or something."
Crona frowned. "And the cutie mark is supposed to be what we're good at, right…?"
"Yeah. Oh, and we'd also need to figure out if we were an Equestrian, a Pegasus, or a Unicorn…"
The two of them then looked at one another for a moment, before looking back at the letter.
"…we're probably thinking about this too much." Maka remarked.
"Y-Yeah…" Crona replied.
3) How are you viewing these fanfictions? Is it film with the story underneath so you can see the stuff going on and the bad grammar, spelling, and complete nonsense? If there is any visuals for you guys, I feel even more bad for you and see you guys as way more stronger than ever before.
"No, it's just the text up on the screen." Maka answered. "I can safely say that if there were visuals to this, there would be no way I would ever come back."
"L-Likewise…"
4) Any holidays you're excited about?
"Well, Halloween is coming up fairly soon…" Maka answered, before turning to look at Crona. "That reminds me, we should start thinking about costumes."
Crona tilted his head. "Costumes…?"
"Yeah, Kid usually has a get-together around Halloween. We could both wear similarly themed costumes! The problem is just picking what theme to use…"
Maka turned to look at the letter, mumbling about costume ideas. She didn't notice the large blush come over Crona's face.
Wait…the both of us going…together? Crona thought. Is…did she just…did she ask me out on a date?
5) If you were to receive a gift, what would you want it to be?
"Well, that's kind of a general question…" Maka replied. "But I have been needing a new pair of boots lately…"
"N-Nothing in particular…" Crona answered.
Maka frowned as Crona opened the next letter. "Oh come on, Crona. There must be something you want."
"N-Not that I can think of right now…"
"…well, when you do, you be sure to tell me, OK?"
"O-OK…"
If only I could… Crona thought.
Maka
Do you think the Salem witch trials were horrible event in history?
"People being slaughtered while fanatics claimed that they were witches? No, I thought it was just a peachy time to be alive. Honestly, what do you think?"
Are you aware that authors write stories of you being secretly in love with soul. And when admit your feelings to him, he rejects getting rejected you go all depressed and try to commit suicide?.
Maka's hand met her face as she gave out an annoyed groan.
"We review bad fanfics all the time…why are you people telling us about more of them?"
Crona
If Medusa didn't inject black blood in you ,but instead taught how to use magic and how to be a type of magic you possessed and what would your animal theme be?.
"I don't know…" Crona answered. "I don't even know if I could be a witch…"
Maka frowned. "I don't think I've ever seen a male witch…apart from Free, anyway…"
"Th-That could just be Mabaa's eye…"
Do you like Hiphop and Rap music?
"I definitely don't think I would like that…"
Crona placed the letter aside and grabbed the next one, opening it and holding it between the two of them.
Dear Maka, I have a bad habit of biting my nails. Any tips on how I can stop?
"Sit on your hands, I guess…" Maka answered, shrugging her shoulders while doing so.
If someone ate just ONE innocent soul (and never did it again), would that still make them become a Kishin egg?
Maka frowned, leaning back in her seat. She crossed her arms, a contemplative look on her face.
"…that's actually a really good question. Lord Death has never explained to us how exactly a Kishin egg is made…obviously they'd have to eat souls, but maybe there needs to be malicious intent behind it. Pretty much all of the pre-Kishins we've killed have eaten multiple souls, so I doubt just eating one would make an egg…"
Crona simply looked down at the letter, hoping Maka wasn't about to ask him for any information.
Dear Crona, Have you ever had the chickenpox?
"…the what now?"
Maka sighed. "It's a disease people get. What happens is that you get all these itchy red bumps all over your body, and it lasts for weeks."
"Oh…no, I've never had that…"
"Everyone has to go through it at some point. Usually when you're little. Maybe you got it and don't remember?"
"I doubt it…"
What do you like most about yourself?
Crona paused, staring at the letter. He was tempted to just say "pass" and move on, but for some reason, he couldn't bring himself to do it. He looked up and saw Maka staring at him, an expectant look on her face.
"U-Um…I-I'm thinking…"
Maka simply nodded, but stayed where she was.
Crona frowned, looking back at the letter. There had to have been something he liked about himself. Some aspect of his personality he could actually be proud of. The only issue was thinking of what it could be.
"U-Um…l…loyal…?"
No, no, that doesn't sound right… Crona thought. Me? Loyal? How can I say that after all I've done to-
He was brought out of his thoughts when he felt Maka give him another hug. He turned to look at her and saw her staring up at him, a warm smile on her face.
"Good answer. That's just what I was thinking of."
Crona flushed brightly, but smiled in return. He then grabbed another letter off of the pile and opened it.
To Make, Crona, and the rest of the soul eater cast:
You guys have the WORST memory ever! The A Sound Soul Resides in a sound _ and a sound _ question was a question on the test in the Ultimate Written Exam episode (A question LIZ got wrong might I add? She put Sound Cuticles (I never typed that word before or had to spell it so do NOT complain here) and Sound skin i beleive) So quit complaining when people put those in the tests in fanfictions! There only doing it because it was on the test in the anime! Complain to the guy who created you for the love of Valkyrie!
"…um…I'm really not seeing your point here." Maka replied. "So because it was on the Ultimate Exam it's not something that was drilled into our heads from day one? And so what if Liz got it wrong? That's on her, not me. And it doesn't change the fact that virtually none of these fanfic authors have any degree of creativity."
To Crona:
Why are you always so negative?
"…I think this may be the stupidest question I've ever been asked…"
Why do you let Ragnarok bully you?
"Wh-Who says I let him…?"
Why the fuck did you risk your life for Maka? I mean really? WHY HER? WHY COULDNT YOU HAVE LET HER DIE? It would have made my life easier by hearing all my "MAka Is The Most Bad-Ass chick alive" friends and enemies sad and made me happy because there sad!
Crona stared at the letter for a few moments, before leaning back in his chair, now staring straight ahead.
"…I take it back. That was the stupidest question I've ever been asked. I…I think my brain's actually starting to go numb from the sheer stupidity of that question. It's really hard to think right now…just…why would I risk my life for her? Why wouldn't I risk my life for her?"
Maka flushed at that, quickly looking away from Crona.
Actually, I dont really hate maka, just am not exactly obsessed of her, or a fan of her, she's alright.
"…funny, what you just said seems to indicate otherwise…"
You on the other hand, Crona, I do got a problem with, your weak. (Not physically, your physical strength is outstanding thanks to Ragnarok and your swordsmanship, but mentally and physically your weak. I mean, all this good stuff has happened to you, yet your only change was that you went from a badass bad guy (In anime, not in manga, in manga you went from Cool and Crazy to Crazy and Crazier) But seriously, grow a set, fight for what you beleive in, dont even TRY and let people take advantage of you (like Medusa does all the time) Speak your mind, dont let people treat you how you dont wanna be treated, fight to be treated as you want to be, and kick some people asses if you think they need an ass kicking. IF you did HALF of those things, then I wouldn't mind you as much. Your not my least favorite character, but I'm not a fan of you.
"…you know, I might be willing to listen to your advice if I didn't hate you and wanted you to jab a burning hot poker into your eye right now…"
Maka sighed, leaning over to look at the letter.
"I can tell this guy's going to be fun to deal with…"
To Maka
Maka, have you ever thought of taking Anger Management classes? Give it a try, might help you control your temper that rivals that of a bull.
"I'll consider it as soon as you graduate from your special ed class."
Have you ever noticed that YOU are the Mary Sue of Soul Eater? (You get Black Blood, a Grigori Soul, Anti-Demon Wavelength, your basically a weapon that chose being a meister, killed Asura the DEMON GOD, with a single PUNCH when even Lord Death who obviously is like a HELL OF A LOT STRONG THEN YOU got his ass handed to him by Asura!) A lot of Soul Eater fans call you a Mary Sue
Maka sighed. "OK, first of all, no, I do not have the black blood. Soul does. Second, no, I'm not! That was the anime, and that was stupid! Third, no, I didn't! Again, anime, stupid! And finally, in case I haven't made it clear already, a lot of Soul Eater fans are idiots! You included!"
Did you know, you're paired up with Professor Stein(lemon), Blair, Blackstar, Soul(Hell of a lotta lemons), Crona (Lemon), Kid (Lemon), Tsubaki, Edward Elric, Free, Giriko (Rated M so probably lemon), Medusa (Lemon) Asura (Very popular, i think a person called Z-Raid started that. Also, Lemons) Ragnarok, and probably others. (You and Edward Elric are probably most popular cross over pairing despite his english actor is your dads voice actor as well)
Maka shook her head, clearly exasperated. "…honest question, what do you people hope to accomplish by constantly telling me what horny 14-year olds have done with my character? This isn't going to affect my viewpoint on relationships, or what I find attractive in someone! If I ever get together with a person, and let me emphasize the if again, it will be because I chose to! Not because Random Psycho A told me to! Seriously people, you're wasting both your and my time by doing this!"
Ever watch Kill Bill? (Beatrix Kiddo pwns you by 100Xs)
"Wouldn't know, I'd never fight her. If anything, I'd help her kick some ass."
Your kind of lame by the way Maka, I mean really, you basically get to be the one with the most powerups, you get teh spotlite all the time, and when it comes to Soul your a total emotional wreck pansy.
"And you've deluded yourself into thinking the opinions of some smelly high-school dropout will affect me in some way. So really, who's worse off?"
Maka reached to grab the letter, but before she could, Crona pulled it away and immediately began tearing it to shreds. He tossed the pieces onto the ground in front of him, before grabbing the next letter and opening it.
"…Crona? You OK?"
Crona jumped slightly, looking down at his feet.
"S-Sorry…I just wanted to do it this time…"
Maka smiled slightly, but made no comments.
Maka &Crona:
Have you a two notice that most pairings are made up of characters that interact with eachother?.For example people pair Maka and Soul up because their partners and the bond they pretty obvious that Maka and Soul bond isn't romantic,it's just even pair characters who even interacted just ONCE and it's never showed huh?.
"If by "amazing" you mean incredibly pathetic, then yeah." Maka answered.
What do you think of the characters in Naruto? do you guys find them annoying or scarey?
"I am completely indifferent to them." Maka replied.
"I-Isn't Black*Star supposed to be like Naruto…?" Crona asked.
"I think that's just people looking for an excuse to hate Black*Star."
Maka:
have you ever thought of praticing Voodoo?
"…why would I do that?"
Were you born in the year 1988 or in 1989?Since the Soul Eater series started in 2003 I assumed that the year the story took place was in 2003 and that you look about 14 or 15.
"'88. Why?"
Crona:
Whats your favorite holiday?
"N-No idea right now…"
Is a warlocks very rare in your kind?
"…if you're asking if there are any male witches…we answered your question already…"
Crona placed the letter aside and opened the next one.
Crona: You nicked a car in Siberia? Oh hells yeah, that must have been awesome!
How many times did you commit a car-jacking?
Has anyone tried to corrupt your innocent mind with things like Grand Theft Auto.?
Crona let out a small squeak, quickly throwing the letter aside and fumbling for the next one.
"Wait, wait, wait…" Maka said. "You did what now?"
"I-It was a long time ago! B-Before we even met! It was all Ragnarok's idea!"
Crona turned to look at Maka, shaking while holding the next letter.
"P-P-Please don't be mad at me…"
Maka sighed, reaching over and hugging Crona again.
"I'm not mad at you, Crona. Don't worry."
Crona breathed a sigh of relief, then opened the next letter.
maka
the show seems to take the main characters such as the 7 of you plus marie, stein, spirit, lord deat, and the villans. take liz and patty for instance obviously their thr tompson sisters refferencing the guns or marie and stein marie shelly and dr frankenstein. my question is this what do you, black*star, crona, aushra, and the minzana susters refference?
"…if you're asking me what the thought process was into picking names, I have no idea…though Asura is obviously a reference to the Hindu deities…and if our fans are to be believed, Black*Star is a Naruto ripoff…"
Maka sighed as Crona grabbed the last letter. "Almost done…"
~Crona~
You're just so goddamn amazing.
"U-Um…thank you?"
~Maka~
You and Crona are now tied for my favorite person in S.E.
Maka smiled. "Well, thank you."
...But I still support KidxCrona. Just saiyan.
Maka sighed, her hand meeting her face. "Why do I even bother having hope for these people…?"
Crona echoed Maka's sigh, before getting up and walking over to the table. He grabbed the envelope sitting on top of it and opened it, reading its contents.
If you feel a sense of déjà vu while reviewing this story, you most certainly won't be alone. This fic is almost identical to the one you reviewed before Kid made his appearance. Except much, much longer, so get comfortable.
It's called 2 new girls by nicky4339.
I wish you all the luck you will need. And you will most likely need a lot of it.
Crona only barely felt the letter leave his hand, allowing it to slowly drift to the floor below. He turned and headed back to his seat, quietly sitting down and trying to not start screaming.
"Crona…?" Maka cautiously asked.
"…just like before…two OCs…blatant Mary Sues…bad romances…ripping off scenes from our stories…"
"Um…purple blood?" Maka offered.
Crona quickly covered his mouth, stifling his snickering. "I-I-If I'm lucky…really, really lucky…"
Maka simply sighed, shaking her head as the lights dimmed and the show began.
/
Tsubaski and Maka where sitting down in class
"Where are Black*star and Soul" asks Stein
"Probably skipping again" shouted Maka
Kidd was complaining with about something along the lines of 'The K isn't symmetrical enough' while Patty was laughing her butt off and Liz was calming him down.
Maka: …wow, just started and we've already seen two things from our story blatantly ripped off. We're just off to a fan-dabby-tastically good start, aren't we?
"ohh well you probably herd or haven't herd two students are coming to the DWMA and they are different if you want to say so" Stien said not wanting to give the secret away about the two girls yin and yang powers
Maka: And here we go again…
Crona: …yin and yang powers?
Maka: Sounds generically mysterious.
"New kids?" Maka said 'I think I know where they are' maka sweat dropped
~with the two new kids~
"well Lily we are nearly there its funny how I survived long enough to get here" a girl with long pink hair and green eyes said her clothing contained of a white tank top silk shirt and jean shorts and a yang ring on her pinky (the white side of yin and yang look it up) she was also weiring flip flops she also had a white jacket around her waist
Maka: …"funny how I survived long enough to get here"? …is that supposed to be some indication of the expected dark past?
Crona: Probably…also, if she thinks her readers aren't smart enough to know which is which of the yin and yang symbol, why mention that she was wearing the yang half? Why not just say it was a white ring?
Maka: Especially considering Stein already mentioned the yin-yang powers.
"I guess Nicole" Said Lily a girl with about hip length midnight black hair and heather eyes she wears a black short sleave shirt with grey shorts and tennis shoes she had her yin ring on her pinky as well except on the oppiset hand. She had her hair braided down the middle so her hair was braided to her hip.
Maka: I find it funny that they take all this time to make descriptions that most people, myself included, just skip over.
"LETS GO" Nicole said running
~with soul and Black*star~
"WHENIS THAT GIRL GETTING HERE SHES AN HOUR LATE YOU KNOW" Black*star screamed
"are we doing this to every new kid" Asked Soul
"HELL YA" Screamed black*star "cause you see every new student means that the people stop talking about me so I have to assassinate them" he said
Maka: *buzzer noise* Sorry, that is incorrect! First off, we don't talk about every new student! Kid was talked about a lot because he's, you know, the son of Death! Which leads me into my second point, which I've explained before, I'm sure, in that Black*Star doesn't fight every new student! If he did, the NOT class would be pretty damn small, I can tell you!
"Right as I said last time good thing you got your priorities strait" Soul said sarcastically
Crona: I think Soul knows this is just blatantly ripped off from before…
Maka: So he knows he's in a bad fanfic?
Crona: I guess…
Maka: …Soul, as soon as the OCs arrive, kill them!
"YAY WERE HERE" Shouted Nicole
"Ohh perfect an idiot is waiting for us" Lily said
"so you two are the new kids" Soul said
"yep we are" Nicole said
Maka: Soul, hurry! Before their Mary Sue powers ingrain them into the plot!
"HEY YOU TWO I THE GREAT BLACK*STAR WILL ASSASINATE YOU"
Nicole looked up and 'saw' black*star
Crona: Why is "saw" in quotations? Did she not actually see him? I'm confused…
"HEY YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE"
*crack*
Black*star falls and lands on his feet " face it im much to big of a star for you"
"fall" Nicole finished
"is this normal" Lily asked
"yep pretty much" soul said
Maka: No. It's. Not. Just because something happened one time, doesn't mean it happens every day! That's on the author for being a lazy hack!
"So you want a battle" Nicole said
"YEP"
"Ok but I'm warning you" Nicole gave the peace sign plus her thumb up "I'm not going easy on you"
Lily transforms into a black sword no two black swords
Maka: Yeah, pretty sure you can't turn into two weapons.
Crona: Unless they're connected by a chain…like when Tsubaki turns into a chain scythe.
Maka: …why are you helping the Sues, Crona?
Crona: S-Sorry!
~inside it shows stein about to cut up a tiger~
*clink clink, clink clink*
"huh" all the students say
"HEY PROFFESOR SOUL AND BLACK*STAR ARE FIGHTING THE NEW KIDS"
"sir" Maka started
"I know Maka Tsubaski as there partners come with me Kidd Liz Patty as there team mates you come with me as well everyone else study something"
Crona: "Hey, am I the only one getting a sense of déjà vu from this?"
Maka: "Yeah, I know what you mean! It's like this exact same scenario happened not too long ago! It's so weird!"
"So you're a sythe hmf" Nicole said
"and you wield the two blades"
Maka: We established that already, thank you.
"Soul and Black star are idiots you know that"
Maka: Established that too.
Kidd comments as he noticed that black*star ruined the symmetry "NOT AGAIN THE THIRD TIME DAMN IT"
"Nicole is the mister Lily is the weapon for now "
"huh what do you mean" Maka asks
"There both weapons but like Patty and Liz can wield each other Maka Kidd look at there souls " Stein explained
Maka: Oh, of course they can.
Crona: B-But Professor Stein just said it wasn't that unusual…
Maka: Difference being that Liz and Patty had a reason for doing that, that being the fact that Kid was held hostage by Noah. What reason is there for these two to do that?
They both look in on the souls
"Wow I didn't know someone could have so much respect for someone" Maka said
"ya Nicole and Lily have lots of respect for each other" Kidd said
Maka: "Gee, it's almost like that one time you fought these two, Kid!"
Crona: "I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Hehe THIS IS FREAKIN AWSOME" Patty squealed
"ya ya " Liz said boredly
"Hey Lily these brats are stronger than I thought take over"
"why not"
Crona: Wait, the fight's been going on in the background all along?
Maka: …so what the hell's the point of establishing them as fighting capable if you're not going to actually show them fighting? At least the other fic actually tried to have a fight scene! Sure, it failed miserably, but at least it tried!
Crona: …did we actually find something that's even lazier than that fic?
Maka: Honestly, I'm as surprised as you are.
Nicole transforms into a circle but a hollow section in the middle except a bar wherei the middle of the opening is two conected handles
"FORM 1 CIRCLE BLADE" Lily and Nicole say
Crona: Form 1?
Maka: …another Dark Arm?
"BUT HOW oh well I'm still going to kill you" Black*star says
"but the most interesting part about it is Nicole can use her forms while using Lily but Lily can't" Stein said
Both: …huh?
After a long time…
"OK NOW IM MAD NICOLE TAKE OVER" Lily said
"Right" she transforms "Lets go soul residence"
Crona: …souls have houses?
Nicole's two sword turned to one sword with a blade on each side.
"HA IM NOT AFRAID OF THAT" Shouts Black*star as soul moves out of the way
Nicole slams lily in the ground and Black*star falls in a crack about 10 foot deep
"BLACK*STAR!" Tsubaski yells running over to him
"ohh perfect more people" Lily sighs transforming
"Huh" Nicole says looking around
"ohh hello I'm Maka and you've already met my idiot partner Soul"
"Nicole"
"….. Lily"
"PATTYS MY NAME HAHA YOU PUT SWORD ON GROUN AN IT GO CRACK AND BLACK*STAR GO BOOM"
Crona: …you know, I thought that after Patty actually showed up here that we'd stop seeing her portrayed as an idiot.
Maka: No offense, Crona, but that's a little naïve…
Crona: Yeah, I know…
"I'm Liz"
"My name is Death the Kidd but you can call me Kidd"
"Umm Kidd what's up with your hair" Lily asks
Kidd gets a depressed look and falls to the ground
"IM GARBAGE TRASH I DON'T DISERVE TO LIVE
I DON'T DISERVE LIZ OR PATTY OR TO BE A SHIGAMI"
Maka: *facepalm* Unbelievable…
"a shigami" Nicole says "ohh your lord deaths son"
"common kidd your not trash" Liz comforts
"ya trash is EWW and your not"
"Really ok"
Nicole sweat drops as she walks into the school
Maka: Was that at how silly that was or at the fact that that was yet another blatant ripoff?
ok thats it for now disclimer : i dont own soul eater
Maka: We figured.
The next day…..
"So you come to school on a Friday as your first day… Cool" Soul said
Crona: *opens mouth* …never mind, you already know it's his catchphrase.
"yep that was the plan" Nicole said as Lily stayed quiet
"Hey want to play basket ball with us" asked Black*star
Maka: "Because it's not like we do anything else!"
"Why not" Lily finally said after a long silence
"well if it's not baseball or football fine by me"
"YAY NEW MEMBERS TO PLAY" Patty giggles
Maka: 10 bucks says almost all of Patty's dialogue is in all caps.
Crona: No thanks…
"Right" Nicole says
"Can't I just stay on the side lines and read" Maka complains
"No cause then the teams would be uneven" Soul says
"if she doesn't want to play I won't play so that the teams are even" Nicole says
"Ok then" Black*star says Maka gives Nicole a thank you look Nicole gives her the no problem look
Crona: And the oddly specific looks return…haven't seen those in a while…
They all get to the basketball court Nicole and Maka sit on a bench
Teams are as shown
Lily as team captain
Liz
Patty
Tsubaski
Black*star as team captain
Soul
Kidd
Maka: Who cares, considering you're just going to skip them doing any actual physical activity?
"aww the teams are un even Maka can you play" Patty asked
"no" she reaplyed
"I will" Nicole said getting up and going over to the boys team
Crona: …so, what was the point in having her sit on the sidelines?
"not Cool we get a girl on our team" Soul said
Maka: Jackass.
"Lets just see what you think after you see her play" Lily muttered
"lets go" Said Nicole
"Wait we need punishments" Says Black*star "ok if we loss soul has to admit who he likes If Lily losses …."
"Lily has to put on white make up seeing who she is" Patty says
Maka: …"seeing who she is"? I don't follow…
Crona: And they seem really familiar with someone they've only known for a day…
"How bout we don't do punishments" Nicole said
And after a long time of complaining Black*star agreed
"is it always like this" Nicole asked Kidd
"Yes it is" Kidd replied
Maka: Because if it happened once, it happens all the fucking time, right?
"Then I think I'll stick with you for a while" Nicole said
"Wait why" Kidd asked
"You seem to be the only normal boy in this group besides your symmetry problems" Nicole said
"R-right" Kidd stuttered
Maka: Well, at least now we know one of the poor unlucky saps who will be stuck in a romance.
Crona: It's always Kid, isn't it…?
The game ended with Soul's team 34 points Lily's team 20
Maka: So, again, what was the point of mentioning the teams if you weren't going to show anything?
"SO what now" Nicole asks
"How about we practice" Black star shouts while at the top of a tree
Crona: Practice what? Line dancing? A scene from a play? Your ritual suicides?
Maka: …how does one practice a suicide, anyway?
Crona: …good question…
"Lets not and say we did" Lily says
"Wait when did he get up there" Maka asked
"Black*star IM GOINGTO KILL YOU" Nicole shouted jumping up the tree
"CRAP" Black*star says jumping down
Maka: Whoa, where the hell did that come from?
"Will she really" Tsubaski asked concerned
"No she doesn't mean it" Lily said
"Good" Tsubaski sighed
Maka: …"will she really"? …will she really. Just…wow. That's just…I got nothing. I honestly have nothing to say in response to that. "Will she really". Just…wow…
The Next day….
"Hey Nicole"
"Ya"
"Want to come over me and Souls house we are hanging out"
"Hehe why not"
Maka: Hey, here's a crazy idea. Why don't you include something in the writing that indicates who's talking? Sounds nutty, I know, but it wouldn't hurt to try it!
After school….
"Hey Its USSS"
"Huh ohh Nicole come in" Maka says opening the door
"Thanks so what's happing"
"Nothing much you two can join the others on the couch"
"cool I'll head in there A.S.A.P"
Both Nicole and Lily walk into the living room
"sup all" Nicole says
"Nothing much good you can make it" Liz says
"hey Nicole can I ask you same thing"
"what Black*star"
"where you really going to kill me"
"…No"
Maka: …*facepalm*
"GOOD CAN WE BATTLE"
"NO"
Maka: *facepalm again*
"Hey witch one of you boys wants to take a bath with me" a woman said and came out with only a towel on
"Is she for real" Lily spoke up
Soul has a nose bleed as the towel comes "yes she is"
"Errr" Nicole gets a 0.o face on so does lily
"anyone want to take the sexy kitty home she is free"
Maka: …*facepalm yet again* Seriously, I could probably just do this for the rest of the review and it'd be accurate.
After a while…
"so Nicole Lily how did you two meet" Soul asked
Nicole got in a chrona position and said "I don't want to talk about it"
Crona: …"Crona Position"?
"Right then" Soul said
"A BIG STAR LIKE ME-" Black*star gets cut off by Nicole
"Nicoleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"Black*star warning run" Lily said
He stands up "why"
"KICK" She sends him flying and he hits a wall
"That's why" Lily said
Everyone but Nicole sweat drops
Crona: …*looks at Maka*
Maka: I'm deciding.
*silence*
Maka: …oh, what the hell? I'm gonna boil her in motor oil!
A few weeks later…
Chat room!...
Crona: What now?
Maka: …oh you cannot be serious!
Mr. Cool signed in
Silent flower
BIG GOD logged in
PWATTY KACE Logged in
=8=symmetry=8= logged in
Gangsta logged in
Maka: Wow, the originality there is staggering! It's so hard to figure out who's who!
=8=symmetry=8=: hey is Nicole on
Mr. Cool: You two spend a lot of time together is she your girl friend
=8=symmetry=8=:NO!
Crona: So the timeskip was to explain why they're supposedly interested in each other…?
Maka: Yeah, because God forbid you actually try to have the two interact with each other or anything!
PWATTY KACE:HE'S BLUSHING HES BLUSHING
=8=symmetry=8=: Am not
PWATTY KACE: AM TOO
Crona: …why would Patty be blushing?
=8=symmetry=8=:AM NOT
Gangsta: are too
=8=symmetry=8=: YOU 2 LIZ? :'(
Crona: "Et tu, Elizabeth?"
BIG GOD: ARE YOU GUYS IGNORING YOUR GOD
Book worm logged in
Book worm : Yes they are
Maka: Wait, how did I know what they were saying if I wasn't in the chat?
Darkness: logged in
Light: logged in
Crona: I wonder who they are…no, seriously, I forgot which was which.
Light: Hi Kidd, Maka, Tsubaski
Mr. Cool and BIG GOD: HEY WHAT ABOUT US
Crona: Or Liz and Patty? Why didn't you mention them…?
=8=symmetry=8=: Hi Nicole
Book work :hey
Silent flower: Hi
Darkness: Sooo what's up
PWATTY KACE:NM NM
Light: Hey Kidd can I meet you in a private chat
=8=symmetry=8=: Sure
Crona: Do people normally announce that they're going into private chat…?
Maka: No, that sort of defeats the purpose.
=8=symmetry=8= and Light are in a private chat
=8=symmetry=8=: what
Light: What were the two idiots doing
=8=symmetry=8=: who Liz and Patty or Black*star and Soul
Maka: Oh, that's a nice thing to say about your partners, Kid.
Light: Both
=8=symmetry=8=: They said I liked you
Light: THAT'S A LIE wait right
=8=symmetry=8=: …. Ya
Crona: "Except not really."
Maka: Token romance issues ho!
Light: Can I kick there sorry $$$ stupid chat room blocked bad langaude
=8=symmetry=8=: PLEASE
Light and =8=symmetry=8= have come back to real chat
Light:
BIG GOD PWATTY KACE gansta and : CRAP
Light: KICK
The 4 were D/C
Maka: …so, how exactly did she kick them all if they're on a chat?
Crona: Sue powers…?
Maka: …dammit.
=8=symmetry=8=: Remind me never to *|$$ you off
Light: Ok
Book worm silent flower and darkness:…WTF
Maka: Indeed.
Silent flower: oh ok
Light: Hey Kidd can I come over
=8=symmetry=8=: ya why not
Light: ok See you
Light and =8=symmetry=8= have logged off
Maka: "But we're totally not together! Despite us constantly making everyone think we are!"
Silent flower: we should go too
Dark: ya
Silent flower and dark log off
~With Nicole~
"Hey Kidd its me"
Kidd opens the door
"hi" Kidd says
"Sup" Nicole replied
Nicole comes in and says hi to Liz and Patty and notices Kidd is quiet
Crona: …but he just spoke. That's the opposite of quiet.
"Is some thing wrong"
"its just that.. I think the painting in my living room is 3 inches to the left "
"Then lets go fix it"
Maka: *sigh* Of course that's the problem…
They walk into the living room
"I WAS RIGHT"
"Then lets fix it"
"Ok before the symmetry is ruined forever"
Maka: Because it's not like you could just fix it yourself or anything! I mean, clearly it takes two people just to readjust a picture!
Nicole and Kidd fix the painting
"that was close" Kidd muttered
"yep I guess"
Crona: …was that even worth mentioning at all?
Liz coms in and grabs her by the arm "Come on"
"where are we going"
"no where"
"Ok see you Kidd"
Liz brings her into a room where Patty is sitting
" YAY you brought Nicole"
Nicole sits down and patty starts brushing her hair
"why didn't you tell me you just wanted to brush my hair"
"Cause then you would refuse"
"point taken"
Crona: And how would you know that?
Maka: They apparently know each other already, remember?
Crona: …is it weird that I'm actually wanting to read the first fic again?
Maka: If it is, I guess we're both weird.
YOUR HAIR IS SO SILKY I LOVE IT"
"I don't know why it is"
Crona: Sueness. It's a condition, she can't help it.
(I know I know im time skipping A LOT but who cares)
Maka: Good point. So why don't you go ahead and timeskip to the end of this fic? It'd save us a lot of time and effort.
~The next day~
"THE GREAT BLACK*STAR IS HERE TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY"
"shut up"
"Hey Nicole whats wrong with your eyes"
"huh what do you mean Black*star"
"there hazy cloudy and very weird whats wrong with them"
"N-nothing" she runs away
Lily thuds Black*star " she' s Blind IDIOT"
"ohhh WAIT WHAT" The gang says
Maka: …were we given any indication that she was blind before?
Crona: No…and I doubt this will really affect her outside of token drama…
"Its true" she says "she senses vibrations in the ground and air"
"oh ok" Black*star says
"cool"
Maka: Oh, great, she's a Toph ripoff.
Crona: Like I said, it won't really affect her…
They all run to class
"is Nicole planning on coming" Stein asks Lily
"Probably not A sertant IDIOT *cough* Black*star *cough* Offended her and she ran off"
"oh well"
Crona: "The less I care about what's going on, the less I'll be in this fic. Or so I hope."
"HEY KIDD GO GET HER"
"Um Lily why me"
"You probably know where she is go find her"
"Stein may I "
"Knowing Lily you should"
"Ok" he leaves to go find her
Crona: …never mind, apparently he cares enough to know who they are and their personalities.
~Nicole pov~
Maka: Oh goddammit!
I ran away from Black*star to the library and sat there and read a warriors book
I didn't feel like going to class or seeing any of my friends at the moment. I lied down, after seeing what they had just deciding to read the warriors book I brought, on the roof knowing no one would find me then I herd a voice that I couldn't mistake Kidds
Maka: Yeah, great, cool, you're reading a Warriors book. Thanks for mentioning that more than once.
Crona: Wait…how is she reading if she's blind?
Maka: …so I guess that isn't affecting her at all.
Crona: I really do hate being right…
"what are you doing up here"
"Reading what else idiot"
Crona: "Wait, you're not blind anymore? It's a miracle!"
"Your should be in class"
"and? just leave me alone"
"Not till you come back to class"
"I don't want to see Black*star Soul Or Anyone incluiding you" I growled madly
"COME ON"
"SHUT UP STRIPES" I Screached slapping him and leaving
Crona: *winces* Why does everyone have to be so loud…?
Maka: And how does she know about his stripes if she's blind? …oh, wait, we're ignoring that now, aren't we?
~inside no one pov~
"SHUT UP STRIPES" Everyone herd than a thud to the ground
"Oh great she's mad" Lily sighed
Crona: Wow, Captain Obvious is back!
~Back to Nicky's pov~
Maka: Great, and now the pointless POV jumps are back too! It's like they're purposely trying to piss me off!
Crona: …so, this is a trollfic?
Maka: I'm almost willing to believe that at this point…
I jumped from the roof onto the ground and seeing that Kidd followed I got MAD
"KIDD LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE ALREADY GET IN THE DANM FREAKIN SCHOOL AND STOP FOLLOWING ME IM NOT GOING INTO THE CLASS FOR NOW ALRIGHT SO SHUT UP"
I saw him get depressed and realized what I said
Crona: …what part of that was so bad that it would hurt Kid?
Maka: No idea. …maybe the asymmetrical amount of words?
Crona: Could he really count that fast…?
Maka: It wouldn't surprise me. At least this Kid doing that wouldn't.
"Kidd I'm sorry I didn't-"
"leave it" He said and walked inside
"Mean it" I said then ran away to my house I was sorry about what I said I really was
Maka: Wow, this is so dramatic! What she said could destroy their potential romance, despite us not seeing it develop at all! Oh, the tension is almost too much to bear!
~Kidd POV~
I walked into the class room emotionless I was surprised when Nicole Blown up on me she was always calm
Crona: When she isn't threatening to randomly kill people…or kicking people for no reason…
"What happened I could here her screeching the first part from in here" Lily asked
"Nothing but she refused to come and I couldn't convince her to come" I lied the first part
"oh ok" Lily sighed
Maka: "I completely believe your incredibly weak and obvious lie!"
~back to Nicole pov~
I arrived at home and I felt guilty about what I had said and went in my room and realized I had tears coming down my face I wiped them quickly but they just kept coming out I sat in my room and cried for a long time and before I knew I herd the door slam and Lily call "IM BACK" I ran over to her still crying she asked me what was wrong I replied "I said Horrible things to him"
Maka: "I told him to…*gasp* Shut up!"
Crona: *loud gasp*
Maka: "I know!"
"I'm guessing you mean Kidd"
I shook my head
Crona: …no, I'm pretty sure it was Kid she yelled at…
"Just say sorry"
"he won't want to talk to me"
"I'm sure he will"
Maka: You've obviously never taken part in a crappy romance story.
~5 days later Lily pov~
I finally managed to get Nicole to come back to school 3 days ago but looking at her was sad to me she was always away from every one Kidd tried to go over and say sorry once but she ran away from the lunch table she was sitting alone at he tried twice more but she ran away just saying "no" to him I looked at her right now at the top of the room alone in the corner desk Kidd was heading up there right now but as soon as he did she ran over here
Maka: See?
Crona: …wait, I thought Kid was the one who didn't want to talk to her. Why is she the one who's running away?
Maka: Crappy romance, Crona.
Crona: R-Right…
"I don't wana talk" she told me
"*sigh* just say sorry"
She ignored me but this couldn't go on forever could it?
Maka: No, but it'll probably go on as long as you can make it go, right?
~one month later Lily pov~
Maka: Yeeeeep, so called it.
I was wrong Its been a month and she is still avoding Kidd, soul, and Black*star She is at least hanging out with the girls Im starting to get worried Kidd has tried probably well over 50 times now to get her to talk Im just not sure how she is feeling
Crona: Even if she explains it, it probably won't make any sense…
~Nicole pov~
Im not sure how long its been since I said those words to Kidd but I don't want to talk to him at all he keeps coming up to me but I just run away hoping he'll leave me alone
Maka: Because hey, it's not like you should take responsibility for screwing up! That'd just be silly!
~1 day later~
I (Nicole still)
Maka: *facepalm* If you have to remind us which one's talking, that should probably be a sign that you shouldn't be jumping around so damn much!
was walking to the death city Café to meet up with Maka and Tsubaski when I got there I ordered some tea and drank it we talked for a while and before I knew it it was 8:00 at night we said our good byes and I left I saw Kidd sitting down on a bench talking to Lily I ran away and I noticed one thing different this time He was running after me
~no ones pov~
"NICOLE WAIT UP"
"NO GO AWAY"
"Why just wait up will you"
"n-" She was cut off by her falling over a root of a tree branch
Maka: Annoying how those just pop up out of nowhere, isn't it?
"Finally caught up to you" Kidd said as it started to rain "come on lets go somewhere more sheltered"
Crona: …does it always rain during dramatic moments in these fics?
Maka: If it's a crappy romance, then yes.
Nicole tried to run away but she was caught on the branch
"you need help"
Maka: You got that right.
Kidd asked Bending down and getting her foot un tangled then grabbing her arm to go somewhere sheltered witch was a pavilion near by
"Nicole are you ok"
She held her leg and said "fine"
"Nicole why are you avoiding me, Soul well just me and Soul"
Crona: What about Black*Star? Or are you not counting him now?
Nicole sat down and broke down into tears "I'm sorry Kidd I really am I didn't mean what I said I really don't"
"Nicole I forgot about it"
"huh"
"I forgot about it now lets go and please don't avoid us any more"
Maka: That's right, folks! Just avoid a friend after you've had an argument with them! Rather than do the sensible thing and give up on you, they'll eventually just forget about it, absolving you of all blame! What a great message to teach people!
"I won't um Kidd can I go home now"
"ya I'll walk you its 8:30 right now"
"ok then"
He walked her home but ? pov
So my sister got herself a friend or two huh my idiot sister getting a friend as if maybe I should kill her yes that's what I'll do
Maka: …wait, "?" POV?
Crona: …oh God, another one!
~one week later~
Snow it was snowing?
Nicole walked confused in the sow in her normal outfit
Maka: Snow? In Nevada? …really?
~Flash back~
A bottle of pills fall out of Nicole's bag
"HA ADHD PILLS" black*star laughs as Nicole snatches the pills from B*S and runs from her house were tsubaski and B*S came for a bit
~flash back ends~
Maka: Well, that was pointless.
Crona: Wait…how would Black*Star know what ADHD pills were just by looking at them?
Maka: …there is one way…and I can't decide if that's funny or not…
~2 hours later~
Its night now…
"NICOLEEEE" Liz shouts
"FOUND HER" Shouts Patty
"Nicely spotted" Liz says going over to a fainted Nicole and a pool of blood
Maka: Uh…did we miss something?
Liz's eyes widen and she picks her up marry style to revel the back of her shirt is stained red and she has 3 claw marks in it
"She is still breathing and it's a pretty resent wound lets take her to Kidd's" Liz says
"RIGHT" Patty says
They get there and Kidd sees Nicole
"WHAT HAPPENED" Kidd shouts
Maka: Kinda wondering that ourselves here…
"we don't know Kidd we found her Fainted in the snow like this we should treat her wound"
"R-right" Kidd says cleaning her wound and Patty bandaged it using wrapping
"put her in the guest room" Kidd says and Calls Lily
Lily answers "hello"
Kidd explains what happened
Crona: …could you actually tell us what happened? Because we still don't know…
"ok keep her there for the night please"
"ok"
He hangs up
~Nicoles pov~
~flashback /dream thing (I don't know) ~
Maka: …if you don't even know what it's supposed to be, how can you expect us to?
"LEAVE ME ALONE" A young Nicole screeches
"GET BACK HERE" A girl with Light sky blue hair and eyes shouts to her the hair went down to her shoulders she also had a whip said
Crona: *groan* I knew it…
"HELLL NO" Nicole shouted
"oh now you'll get it" The girl started using the whip
"LEAVE ME ALONE" Nicole yells
Maka: "And if you could stop whipping me too, that'd be nice."
~Flash back/ dream thing ended~
I woke up in a …Bed?
Crona: You know, that soft fluffy thing that people usually sleep on?
I looked around everything was symmetrical I knew where I was Kidd's house I saw Liz come in
"you up" she asked
"What does it look like"
"What's wrong with you"
Maka: If we listed everything wrong with her, we'd still be here when Christmas arrives.
"Sorry it's just who attacked me and a nightmare combine…"
"oh ok sorry so come down for breakfast"
Crona: …shouldn't she be staying in bed if she's injured?
"I will but can I borrow a brush?"
"Catch" Liz threw the brush
"Thanks" Nicole catches it with one hand and starts to brush her hair
"Hey Ill see you down stairs"
"ok"
5 minutes later…
Nicole comes into the Kitchen and see's Kidd
Maka: Oh, great, more pointlessness, this time with the hair brushing.
"hi Kidd" she whispered
"huh oh hi Nicole how are you"
"IS NICOLE OK IS NICOLE OK" Patty said jumping onto Nicole
Crona: *winces* Why can't people stop shouting…?
"I am why not"
"what happened yesterday" Liz said
"oh ya I'm fine"
Maka: "It's not like I got clawed in the back and left for dead or anything!"
"YAY"
"Here have breakfast and my dad wants to see you and Lily so ya"
"Ok thanks Kidd"
Nicole eats her breakfast ,witch was symmetrical (thanks to Kidd),
Maka: Noooooooo! And here I thought it was because of Noah! Wow, what a shocker!
goes home and changes and then goes to the death room
"WAZ UP WAZ UP WAAAAZ UP thanks for comin"
"You called us so what did you need us for" asked Lily
"well I don't think Nicole will like it but there is this mission in Ohio Austin town (NO I DONT LIVE HERE)
Maka: No, you clearly live in the Bullshit Nation!
That needs investigated"
"…" Nicole was silent
"There is this girl Crystal that has power over shadows"
"CRYSTAL!" Nicole and Lily yelled
Crona: …why do I have this sinking feeling…?
"yep go investigate it oh 2 more things try not to transform and you will be going to the AMS see ya"
He hangs up
"Not that stupid school again" Nicole sighs
Maka: Sooooo, they're not just Sues, they're self-inserts?
Crona: *shudder* Not again…not Tempation again…
~no one pov~
"Hey Kidd you ok" Maka asked it had been a month (I love months)
Maka: Oh, really? I couldn't tell!
since Nicole and Lily had left
Crona: And why would a mission have them be gone for so long…?
Maka: My guess is that they got killed. And by "guess" I mean "intense hope".
"Huh oh yes im fine why" Kidd answered
"No reson you have just seem down lately that's all" Maka answered
"So I wonder why father wants us to go to the death room" Kidd says to get off the topic
Crona: And why exactly is Kid interested in her anyway?
Maka: Sue.
Crona: …must be nice to have everything handed to you without any effort given whatsoever…
Maka: I wouldn't know.
"Ya and where's Black*star" Soul asked
"ASSASINS RULE NUMBER 1 DISOLVE INTO THE-"
"FOUND HIM" Patty giggled
Maka: …you know what, I'm honestly not surprised by it anymore. I fully expect more things ripped off from our story to appear here.
"ohh look we are almost there" Liz says as they enter the death room
" WAZ UP WAZ UP" Lord death cheered
"Why are we here"
"well its about Nicole and Lily's Mission they haven't returned yet and they reported yesterday and Nicole said she was fine but im not so sure she is…" Death said
"So he wants you to go with stein to Ohio to get her (yes am making another fan fic just pm me if you want to know what it will be about and what this part has in common with another part in that story)
Maka: Wait, wait, wait, what? You're making another crappy fanfic to coincide with this one? …are you really so egotistical to think that people will care about what just your OCs are doing?
Crona: Is that what it's supposed to be about…? I honestly couldn't tell…
Maka: It wouldn't surprise me at all if that were what it's about.
and see if she needs help stein will be a sub in her class and starting when you get there till you leave your class" Spiret explained
"is that why steins here" Black*star asked
"yes now go get ready"
Maka: Oh, we get to go to "normal" school. Joy.
~at the same time Nicole's pov~
"hey Nicole did you hear we are getting 7 new students and a sub starting tomarow" Lily asked
"Yep"
Maka: "That's not even slightly suspicious despite us knowing people that could fill those spots!"
~ 2 days later~
"ok class I am your substitute" Stein said walking in
"OH MY FREAKIN GOD NOT HIM" Lily said, no shouted
Crona: Yeah, we could kind of tell she shouted from the all caps…
"who" Nicole asked
"LOOK"
"oh crap" Nicole muttered
"And today we have 7 new students Lily Nicole"
The whole classes attention turn to them
"Yes stein"
"What is it dissection freak" Lily mutters the last part
"You might recognize them" He says
The soul eater gang walk in
"what the…." Nicole says standing up
Maka: "I thought we ditched them so we could make the fic all about us!"
"Hi Im Maka Albern"
"Soul eater evans"
Maka: *facepalm* That's not his name!
"I AM THE GREAT BLACK*STAR THE MAN WHO WILL SUPRESS-"
A Knife lands next to Black*stars head and every one turns to Lily
"Thanks for letting me borrow the knife stein"
Crona: …that's not "normal" school behavior, is it?
Maka: No, not even slightly. In fact, I'm surprised she wasn't locked up for that. …or just because, for that matter.
"Im Tsubaski And im sorry for his behavior"
"Im Death the Kid but you can call me Kidd"
"Elizabeth but call me Liz"
"Patrica but call me Patty"
"Ok go sit by Nicole and Lily" Stein says than says "ok today we will be dissecting -"
~Lunch~
Crona: …why would you dissect your lunch? I don't see Professor Stein being interested in that…
"Hey why you sitting here alone" Maka asks Nicole and Lily
"Cause people here hate us" Nicole mutters
"What makes you say that" Kidd asks
Nicole hands Kidd a note
To Nicole and Lily –
We hate you
From Clear and Becca and everyone else
Maka: …*snickers* Well…can't argue with evidence like that…
"YO YOU 7" A voise says
"Oh fu-" Nicole gets cut off
"Why you hanging out with the blind and her friend " a girl with blond hair and pink dress asked
Maka: Token Preppy Bitch Alert! Everyone get your pimp hands ready!
Crona: …"pimp hands"?
Maka: I'll explain later…
Everyone was silent then Nicole says "shut up clear"
"aww is blindy Mad" A girl with brown hair and also light pink shirt and blue jeans added
Maka: Ooooh, "blindy". Nice one.
going over to Nicole and Punching her and sending her flying to hit a wall
Maka: …well, that was unexpected.
Crona: …could you do that again? Please?
Black*star goes over to her (Clear) and Black*star goes
"YOU DARE HURT ONE OF THE GREAT BLACK*STARS FRIENDS FEELINGS"
"Black*star I'm used to it" Nicole mutters
"Huh Nicole what do you mean" Tsubaski asked
"Before I went to the DWMA this was every day" Lily sighed out
Maka: "You know, it's not like we can defend ourselves against ordinary humans! It's not like we're superpowerful weapons or anything!"
"so it seems" A new voice added
"Profesor stein?" Nicole asked
"You might want to keep away from this group as you have been shown they know how to fight" Stein mutters
Crona: Wait, how did they show that? …was there another fight scene that the author skipped over and we didn't notice?
"NICOLE LILY I MISSED YOU" A girl with dark black with grey high lights and grey Flip-flops with a grey tub top and grey shorts with a grey head band with a rose bulb on the side of it with grey eyes and a grey pearl bracelet and a yin yang sign neckless and two grey pearl ear rings said as she jumped onto Nicole.
"CRYSTAL GET OFF ME" Nicole said
Maka: Wait…that's Crystal? Not that mysterious Mary Sue with murderous intent?
Crona: But…then…*screams* Another one!
Now that the hyper girl was off Nicole you could see Crystal stood up to Nicole's shoulder. She also had her hair down to her hips and it was neatly brushed
"BUT I MISSSSSSED YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH" Crystal whined
"Um Nicole who is this" Liz asked
"Our target sadly" Nicole and Lily muttered
"Why so sad" Patty giggled
Crona: Why do you think? It's another Sue!
"You'll see soon" Lily said
"Well your coming to navada with us Crystal lets go" Nicole said
"WAIT NAVADA YAYAYAYAYA" Crystal yelled running out the school
"CRYSTAL GET YOUR SORRY ASS BACK HERE" Lily yelled
"Ok lets go" Nicole said leaving
Crona: …I thought it was Nicole that needed the ADHD medicine…
Maka: They all need serious medication. Author included.
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Ok sorry the chaptie was short but I have an anousment I wount probably be uploading for another week im going on vaca and wellim not sure if the place has wi-fi so see ya
Maka: *sighs* Well, at least now this is over.
Crona: U-Um…actually, we still have a lot to get through…
Maka: How many chapters?
Crona: …fifteen.
Maka: …please tell me you're kidding.
Crona: U-Uh-uh…
Maka: …we can do this! We can make it through this! Just…just have to take it one step at a time…
Crona: …it's only going to get worse from here, isn't it…?
Maka: Probably…
Crona: *whimpers*
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OK, that's all I can take right now.
So yeah, we've got ourselves another monster to get through. I'd like to think I can squeeze this into 3 parts, but we'll probably have to go to 4.
I'll be back with another update soon.