OK, here's the second part. Let's not waste any time and just get to it.
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It had been 1 week since The gangs return
"LILY-CHAN IM BOREDDDDDDDDDDD" Crystal yelled
Crona: I know the feeling…
"Then watch Tv" Lily muttered
"OK" Crystal yelled turning on the tv
Maka: "In local news today, there has been a massive outpouring of Mary Sues invading the state of Nevada. Residents are advised to not make eye contact with the creatures, so as to ensure that their willpower remains intact."
"hey you two can we all talk" Nicole said entering the house
"NICKYYYYYY-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNN" Crystal hung on Nicole
Maka: Oh you are just going to be tons of fun, aren't you?
"Sure"
"Now that us three are back together our powers are high and Crystal's shadow powers are whats allowing her to attend DWMA but only lord death or any teacher for that matter know that Crystal with you around our Yin yang power increases so basically our power in genral increases so we have to be care full while training get it"
"got it" They both muttered
Maka: Thank you for explaining that for the folks at home, who shouldn't even care about that anyway.
"good now lets go to school" Nicole said
They arrive at school
~Nicole pov~
'Something doesn't feel right' I though ' oh well'
~no one pov~
Maka: …do I even need to say it this time?
2 poriods later….
Everyone is outside training then a crash is herd
"Miss me Nicole" A voice says as a lady comes out with a blue dress and head band on no shoes
Crona: *screams* Why are there so many of them?
"NOT YOU AGAIN LILY CRYSTAL"
"SHADOW FORM GO" Crystal shouted her grey turning black and her hair growing to her sholders
Lily transforms
"aw no hello from my sis YOUR NO FUN"
Maka: …so, was that the "?" POV from before?
Crona: *shudders* Even then…way, way too many Mary Sues here…
"Sister?" The original gang screamed
"Die Mist" Nicole yelled
Maka: "Mist"? Wow, you are just overflowing with creativity here, aren't you?
While Nicole and Crystal fought the se ang noticed that they were the only ones left
Both: …huh?
Nicole then said something to Lily that surprised every one
"Yin yang time?"
Lily transformed human and said "yin yang time"
Sudenly Nicole yelled "Yang Light"
Lily muttered "yin Darkness"
Crystal giggled out "BOTH COMBIND EQUALS FULL POWER"
Maka: What are they, The Wonder Twins?
Both Nicole and Lily said "EVERYONE WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS JUST GET READY FOR AFTER"
Maka: Oh, what, you'll let us actually do something? Well, aren't we lucky?
That's when maka relized Nicole and Lily's rings were off
"Maka Kidd get Nicole and Lily's rings " Crystal said
"Got Nicoles" Kidd muttered
"Got Lily's " Maka muttered
Maka: "Wonder how much I can get for this…"
"So your FULL POWER STILL ISNT IN" Mist said
Crona: …so they're even more powerful…?
Maka: *sigh* Of course they are…
"oh my this should be interesting" Stein said like he appered out of no where
Crona: I didn't know Professor Stein could teleport…
Nicole dodged all Mists attacks by doing back flips and Lily dodged them by doing air flips
"NOW YIN YANG MAIN ATTACK SWORDS OF THE TWO POWERS" Both yelled Nicole getting a white sword Lily getting black both criss crossing paths and killing Mist a kition egg appering
Maka: Well, that was anticlimactic…
Lily eats it and grabs her ring but Nicole's eyes go completely white and her hair stars to turn white but Nicole screaches
"DAMN NOT AGAIN" Lily shouts
Maka: Oh, so the powers can make them turn evil too. Gee, what a completely unexpected plot twist!
Kidd shots Nicole two times cause his weapon is the only one that won't faulty hurt her Nicole went back to normal and fainted Lily put her ring back on
"Nicole… She has a fever" Lily said picking her up
Crona: That sort of came out of nowhere…
Maka: The soap opera diseases strike again!
They go to the infermery
"Here put this on her fore head" The nurse said Leaving after handing Lily a rag with freezing cold water on it
Maka: …so she has a fever, which is presumably from some sort of virus or something, and all you give her is a cold cloth to put on her head?
Crona: M-Maybe it's a magic cloth…?
Nicole wakes up
"AH oh what happened"
"The yang was trying to take over" Lily explained
"What does that mean" Maka asked
"Her demonic side could have took over we are lucky she got the fever or she could have attacked us" Lily said
Maka: Yeah, totally didn't see this coming…
"So what is yin and yang powers" Liz asked
"It powers up our attacks and speed also allowing us to not need to use each other as weapons but…" Nicole said
"it has its defaults like how we are opposites or how if we take the rings off to long the yin or yang side could take over" Lily finished
Maka: But despite that, you're just going to focus on using those powers rather than fighting as meister and weapon like everyone else, aren't you?
Crona: Then what was the point of making them both weapons…?
Maka: Sues.
Crona: …right…
"So where does Crystal stand in this" Tsubaski asked
"I POWER UP THERE ATTACKS I FIGHT USING SHADOWS" Crystal said
Crona: And what does that have to do with yin and yang…?
"Your also rather annoying" Lily mutters causing everyone to laugh
"HEY NICOLE I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BET-" Black star started
"Black*star don't yell" Lily said
"-ter my autograph!" He finished jumping on her to start to sign her forhead
"GET THE HELL OFF ME" Nicole said
Black*star was about to sign when Nicole said "THAT'S IT" and shocked him with light
Maka: …"shocked him with light"? I'm pretty sure that isn't how light works.
"DAMN THAT HURTS" Black*star yelled in pain
"Nicole what did you do" Kidd asked
"simple I shocked him using light" Nicole said falling asleep
Crona: You just said that…
Maka: And it still doesn't make sense.
"Well ill bring her home" Lily said picking her up
~later as in 1 week~
"hey Nicole can I ask you something" Patty asked
"Ya what"
"Who was mist"
"…" Nicole walked to Chronas corner and said "I don't want to talk about it"
Maka: But it was just said that she was your sister!
Crona: Wait…if she's supposedly in "my" corner, that'd mean they're in my room…
Maka: …why are they in his room?
Crona: And where am I while this is-no, wait, wait! N-Never mind! I-I don't want to know!
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE" Patty nagged
"Patty don't nag her about it if she doesn't want to talk she doesn't have to" Kidd said
"thanks Kidd" Nicole said and then her phone rang
"What is it Lily" Nicole asked
"hmm" Kidd lisened
"You two stepped on nails ….again" Nicole said "ok Ill ask some one bye" she hangs up"
Maka: …what does stepping on nails have to do with anything?
"hey Kidd I need a place to stay for a night or three" Nicole said
"why"
"Lily and Crystal Stepped on Nails and need tecnise shot and Lily doesn't do good with shots that hurt for a long period of time nether does Crystal" Nicole said
"And why me" Kidd asked
"Maka and soul have Blair… and Black*Star HELL NO"
Maka: Ohhhhh, it's to set up more crappy romance! Why didn't I see that sooner?
"Ok come on over if you want" Kidd said
"SLEEP OVER SLEEP OVER" Patty giggled
"So where is Liz" Nicole asked
"Umm Shopping I think" Kidd said
Crona: …and? What was the point in bringing her up? Is that supposed to go somewhere…?
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Ok im only going to do this ones more:
Disclaimer: I don't own Soul eater HAPPY?
Crona: I guess not…
Maka: No, we're not happy. We'd be a lot happier if you have absolutely nothing do with us in any form whatsoever, but apparently, we aren't that lucky.
Nicole's at Kidd's house all set up in the guest room.
"Hey Nicole wana play with me and Liz" Patty asked
"I don't see why not what are you playing" Nicole said
"Make over" Patty giggled dragging Nicole into a room
Maka: *rolls eyes* Of course…
"hey Liz" Nicole sighed
"what is it" Liz asked
"nothing" Nicole smiled
Crona: …huh?
Maka: I have no idea.
After …
"come on lets wash this make up off" Liz said seeing it was 9:30 "Kidd goes to bed or trys to go to bed at 10:01"
"umm ok" Nicole said
They take the makeup off and Nicole sees its 10:00
"I'll be in my room reading or something " Nicole said
Nicole walks in her room and starts to read
Crona: They still haven't explained how she's reading while blind…
Maka: I still say they're just ignoring that outside of for the sake of drama.
Someone knocks on her door
"Come in"
"Hey you going to bed" Kidd asked seeing she was in her pj's
"Not yet" Nicole smiles
"hey Nicole im ceruse as well Who was Mist?" Kidd asked
"… she was my sister" Nicole said frowning
Maka: We established that.
"I know that why did she"
"try and kill me my sisters hate me they have all become ketion eggs except one"
"Huh how many sisters do you have" Kidd asked
"…12"
Maka: What.
Crona: T-T-T-Twelve Mary Sues? Ohhh…*faints*
Maka: Ah! *starts shaking Crona* No, Crona! Come on! We probably won't even see them!
Crona: *wakes up, stares at Maka*
Maka: …OK, I didn't believe that either. But please, don't leave me alone with them!
Crona: …s-sorry…
Maka: *hugs Crona*
"so who is the non-evil one" Kidd asked
"Sadly Crystal" Nicole muttered
Crona: …was that supposed to be a plot twist or something?
Maka: If it was, then I think we can safely say it fell flat on its face in terms of drama.
"ok continue on" Kidd sat down on her bed
"My mom hated me she would whip me for no reason she pampered everyone else she would give me the least amount of food and she let my sisters use their powers to train on me" Nicole said
Maka: *starts rubbing her thumb and finger together* Take a wild guess which instrument I'm playing right now.
"That's why you didn't want to tell patty"
"Yes but that's not the worst of it they left me with this" Nicole said taking off her flinger-less gloves carful enough not to remove her ring to showing long scars on her hands.
"oh ok" Kidd muttered
Maka: Wow, Kid cares about this as much as we do.
"Ohh and Kidd besides you only Lily and Crystal know this so don't tell any one ok? I might tell Liz sence I know she can keep a secret but not patty" Nicole said
"Um ok"
Kidd walked out
"Why did I tell him" Nicole muttered putting her glove on "Do I- No I can't like him"
Nicole thought for a moment then said "maybe I do" She smiled
"maybe I do" then she fell asleep
Crona: …I'd ask why, but I can already guess the answer…
Maka: Sad, isn't it?
Crona: Very…
THE NEXT DAY….
"NICOLE TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL" Patty jumped on her
"ok" Nicole got up and ready she went down stairs to see Kidd on the ground
"IM GARBGE TRASH I DON'T DISERVE TO LIVE IN FACT KILL ME NOW"
Maka: …*sigh* Why do we even bother?
Patty was giggling "opps ies"
Nicole sighed then she went over to him
"Kiddo your not trash what do three lines matter you are a shagaime and a hell of a good one too No ones going to kill you so don't ask" Nicole said
Crona: …you know, the reading thing could probably be explained by her reading Braille, but how does she know about Kid's stripes?
Maka: Crona, you really should stop trying to apply logic to this. It's not going to work out.
"r-realy" Kidd asked
"yes realy now a test is today lets go take it" Nicole said
Maka: Wait! My precognitive powers are acting up! They're telling me…that this is going to blatantly rip off the Ultimate Exam!
~At school~
"BEGIN" Sid shouted
Nicole started writing stuff down
Lily did the same
"Soul come down here" Sid called again he got strip searched
"Go back up" Sid said "But don't let me catch you again"
Nicole looked at Kidd who was writing his name
"Kidd" She hung her head down "How can he be so smart yet so stupid" she muttered she had finished her test and looked around the room she saw both Crystal and Patty making paper giraphs by the looks of it patty was teaching Crystal how to make them Next was soul muttering some thing tsubaski and Maka were working on there test Liz was picking at her nails and Lily was also looking around the room Black*star was muttering about suppressing god and he sat on the other side of her She looked at Kidd again and he was still writing his name she saw him starting to cry then ripe the paper then faint
"SID KIDD FAINTED" Soul called
"LEAVE HIM BE" Sid said
"oh Kidd" Nicole sighed and looked at the paper he was working on "Death the K- " Nicole had a -_- look on and before she knew it the test was done
Maka: Can I call 'em, or can I call 'em?
Crona: You can call 'em…
"Kidd getup" Liz muttered
"NO IM GARBAGE TRASH I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT A K RIGHT"
Patty was laughing like no tomarow and Nicole came over
"Kidd its just a 'K' No big problem so get up"
"NO IM A FALURE" Kidd cried
Maka: *sighs* How many times is this going to happen?
Crona: W-Well, Kid is one of the romance victims…so…probably at least once per chapter…
Maka: Greeeeeeat…
Lily and Crystal came over and whispered something into Nicole's ear
Nicole got an evil smile and whispered into Kidd's ear
"Kidd get your freaking ass moving or go to hell"
Patty looked like she wanted in and said "get your ass moving now, Damn you"
Kidd's eyes widened and he ran out of the room
Maka: …*head meets tray* Please…just, please try…put some effort into this…
Crona: *hugs Maka*
"You two are harsh" Liz said
"We know" Nicole and Patty said at the same time smiling
Every one chased after Kidd
"I'm better now" Kid said
"OW MY FREAKING ARM FEELS LIKE ITS IN HELL" Lily yelled in unison with Crystal as the group sweat dropped
Crona: …congratulations?
"Ookayyyyy that aside" Nicole started
"THE GREAT BLACK*STAR WANTS TO FIGHT CRYSTAL" Black*star yelled
Maka: Why bother? It's not like we're gonna see it.
"Hehe haha OK LETS DO THIS SHADOW FORM" Crystal said all grey idioms going black "Show form on" Crystal said
" A BIG STAR LIKE ME WILL BEET THE PUNY GIRL"
Maka: Why are you making all the guys except Kid so chauvinistic?
Crona: To justify why he's with one of them…?
Maka: So, basically, make everyone except their personal favourites look bad? Yeah, like we've never seen that before here…
Crona: *twitch* Y-Yeah…
"what did you call me?"
"A puny girl"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME I WAS GOING TO GO EASY ON YOU BUT NOW IM GOING ALL OUT"
Maka: Geez, if that's enough to set you off, what's going to happen if I call you, say, a psychotic bitch? And honestly, that's me being nice to you.
"ohh hell this is going to be bad" Lily muttered
"SOUL WAVE LANTH ATTACK" Black*star yelled
"ARG SHADOW BOOM" Crystal yelled Then a lot of explotions happened sending black*star flying
"OW MY FACE" Black*star yelled
Maka: *snerk* OK…that was kind of funny…
This goes on for hours and both Lily and Black*star sit down exhausted
Crona: Wait…I thought it was Crystal who was fighting, not Lily…
Maka: You can actually keep track of who's who now?
Crona: Sadly…
"You're a good fighter" Crystal said back to normal
"You too you almost deafeated a big star like me ALMOST"
"HEHE I guess" Crystal laughed " I OW MY ARM IT HURTS DAMN IT"
Maka: Why are we still going on with that?
"It looks more like Lily and Crystal are sisters" Kidd whispered as she sweat dropped
"Well technically Lily is my sister her Mother and father adopted me and Crystal" Nicole whispered
"ahhh ok" Kidd said starting to walk away "Nicole Liz Patty we are leaving"
"KAYYYY" Patty said
"Coming Kidd" Liz reaplies
"See ya later everyone" Nicole says walking away
"Why is Nicole leaving with Kidd" Asked Black*star
"Crystal and I got tecnise shots and we cause problems when it comes to shots sooooo I told Nicole to ask Kidd if she could crash at his place" Lily explained
"ahh that makes sence" Maka stated
Maka: No, not really…though I guess that does explain the whole "my arm hurts" thing.
Crona: What's a "tecnise" shot, anyway…?
~with Nicole Kidd Liz and Patty~
"Hey Kidd Ill cook Tonight ok?" Nicole said
"What no your our guest please you don't have to" Kidd said
"Hehe Hey it's the least I could do for you letting me crash at your place" Nicole said
"Come on Kidd let her" Liz said
"If I have no choice" Kidd said
~later at after dinner~
Maka: What? Not going to regale us with how she's such an excellent cook?
"hey can I help" Nicole asked Liz who was washing dishes
"Why not Kidd has forbidden Patty to do dishes because she breaks them" Liz laughed
Nicole laughed " I can see Patty doing that too" She grabbed a rag "Im surprised he doesn't have a dish washer for how rich he is" Nicole stated
"He said he hated how ASYMMETICAL IT WAS ON THE INSIDE" Liz mimicked
"That sounds like him" Nicole commented and laughed drying dishes as Liz put them in the sink
"Your cooking was good" Liz said
Maka: Oh, wait, there it is.
"I do better with disserts " Nicole said and put the dry dishes on the table
"Ill have to try one" Liz said
"hey Liz have I ever told you my past" Nicole asked
Maka: "I'm telling everyone, even though it's my dark and painful past that I don't want to tell anyone!"
"no why"
"I guess its fair that I tell you since I told kidd" Nicole muttered. Nicole tells her past to Liz (to lazy to type it LOL)
Both: …*facepalm*
"Don't tell patty or anyone else" Nicole whispered
"I won't" Liz said
"Thanks Liz" Nicole said
"We also had a hard Life Patty and I we grew up on the streets of new york and my mom abandoned us so it was just our luck we had to go mugging kiddo?" Liz sighed
Crona: …why'd that turn into a question?
Nicole and Liz finished the dishes
"Its only 7:00 what do you want to do"
"Dono" Nicole sighed out
Nicole remembered what she brought over "hey I HAVE AN IDEA do you guys have wifi"
"Um yes" Liz stated
Nicole runs up and gets her laptop "this"
Maka: Oh no! Don't you dare go back to that chatroom, young lady! You stay here and you actually do something for once!
Cool but I don't know the password" Liz sighed
"Did Kidd make the password"
"Yes" Liz said
"Hm" She typed something and the screen didn't log on
Again she tried and failed
So she typed something else and the screen said 'CONNECTED'
"you figured out the password" Liz said amazed
"it was simple first I tried 'I love symmetry' failed 'Im not symmetrical' witch of course fail then just 'symmetry' that's what worked" Nicole smiled
Crona: That wouldn't be it…
Maka: What makes you so sure?
Crona: The word "symmetry" isn't symmetrical, so he would obviously pick something else…
Maka: …you'd better not tell him that. I think that'd just destroy him.
Crona: G-Good point…
"Nice job" Liz commented
"Patty's asleep" Kidd called Seeing Nicole's laptop he said "DID YOU FIGURE OUT THE WI-FI CODE"
"Yeah" Nicole said "It was simple"
Crona: "Surprisingly, I have no problem with you hacking into my wi-fi."
Maka: "That's just because I'm a Sue, silly!"
Later…
"Night people" Nicole calls out before getting ready for bed
Again later…
Maka: What, did Paddington Bear come for a visit?
Crona: …do you think people will get that?
Maka: I should hope so!
Kidd walks into Nicoles room to find her staring at a book page
Crona: …OK, she isn't reading Braille.
Maka: Told you not to apply logic.
"hey" He says
"Huh hi Kiddo" Nicole says
"Whats up" Kidd asks
"nothing at all" Nicole lies ' I have to stay in control or my yang will take over' she thinks
Crona: I fail to see how that explains you staying up late…
"Ok well im going to head off to bed" Kidd said and left
Nicole fell asleep and woke up to Liz in her face
"MORNIN" Liz shouted
Maka: Wrong Thompson.
"Morning Liz" Nicole reaplyed and brushed out her hair and got her normal outfit on
Nicole Kidd Liz and Patty ate breakfast and then went to school no surprice Lily and Crystal weren't there.
~skip to after school~
Maka: …seriously, I'm still hoping you'll just skip ahead to the end of the story.
"Hey Nicole Liz Patty Maka and I are going to the mall wana come" Tsubaski asked
"HELL YA" Nicole said witch made Everyone sweat drop
"what I cant be hyper once and a while" she said
"I guess so" Black*star said
Crona: "You'd need to have a character to be out of character, so whatever."
~ok at night~
"hey Kidd tell me something"
"What is it Nicole"
"Why do you like symmetry"
"….Ocd"
"Oh you already know I have ADHD" Nicole said "I'm starting to learn how to control my ADHD but your OCD will never where of" Nicole stated
Maka: Wow, I didn't know you knew how exactly Kid's mind worked!
Crona: …please don't tell me she has mental powers too…
"Ya so what are the advanteges of having Yin yang powers"
Crona: "This will give you the chance to exposit about how much better you are than the rest of us some more."
"hm I Guess Ill tell you ok Lily Crystal and I all have different sides on the yin yang thing in battle these sides are deadly and can be murderous they take over the body unless you have learned how to control this side. Lily nearly has I haven't Crystal hasn't even unleashed her side" Nicole explained "as for speed and stamina Lily and I can run as fast as your hover bored thing"
"hover bord thing?" Kidd sweat dropped
"ya that thing you used to go to Egypt then destroy the pyramid of anibuse" Nicole said
Crona: "Anibuse"? …anime abuse?
Maka: Hey, we had an anime made of us, and this is definitely abuse…we're victims of anibuse here! Someone make some arrests already!
Kidd dropped to his knees
"IM GARBAGE SCUM AN ASYMMETRICAL FAILER WHY DID I DESTROY THE PERFECT SYMMETRY"
"Kiddo your not any of that" She said rubbing his back "Come on the past is the past this is the present so get up" Nicole smiled
"Really?"
"Really" She said helping him up smiling
Crona: "Oh, I thought this was the future."
Maka: "Do you see any flying cars anywhere?"
"Nicole I have one more question"
"Ya Kidd"
"How long are you so post to live" Kidd asked
"… I don't want to answer that" She said
Maka: …where the hell did that come from?
"good night Kidd"
"Your avoiding the question like my dad" Kidd sighed as he walked out
Crona: And what does Lord Death have to do with this…?
~the next morning~
"Hey Nicole wake up wake up" Patty said cheerfully
"I feel sorry for Liz and Kidd" Nicole muttered
Maka: Why? Did they break up or something?
Crona: …Liz and Kid are dating?
Maka: Well, no…I mean, not in our universe, but maybe there…forget it. Now I'm trying to apply logic to this.
"Nicole Kidd said he was going to see his dad do you think you might know why" Liz asked when she got down stairs
"No" Nicole said surprised
~with Kidd~
"Father I have a question about Nicole Lily and Crystals powers"
"Why not ask them" Death asked
"I asked Nicole but she avoided the question"
"Ok what is it"
"How long will Nicole Lily and Crystal Live" Kidd asked
"… they are some what like shagaime's in a human body they are immune to toxin and ceamicals like hair die –"
"Wait that's Nicole's natural hair color"
"ya"
Crona: What's Nicole's hair colour again…?
Maka: I dunno, I skimmed her description.
"ok continue"
"So them being like shagaime's there life span last as long as them except they don't have to do reaps and other shagaime business but still they have to live with the other side of them"
"there yin and yang form is always a grudge Lily has mastered hers and can use it"
"and Nicole"
"Her form is to powerful It always has a chance to take over her body" Death sighed out
"Thank you father" Kidd said and left
Maka: Soooo, did you get any of that?
Crona: I think so…something about how they can live forever, but they have to be together in order to do so…?
Maka: So they're immortal Sues?
Crona: *shudders* I r-really hope not…
Nicole woke up in her room "well its Sunday what to do" Lily came in
"SUP"
"hi Lily"
~ok time skip to Monday~
Maka: …why? Why do you constantly include segments that contribute nothing to what's going on? For the love of God, lady, get an editor!
"Hey Nicky-chan how are you" Patty yelled
"Good patty but when did you start calling me Nicky-chan "
"TODAY" She giggled
"well ok"
Maka: *twitch* You people are not Japanese! Stop pretending to be!
"PATTY"
"CRYSTAL"
Nicole and Kidd sweat drop and lily sighed
"Oh god" Liz said
Maka: My thoughts exactly.
"HEY KIDD how are you and the stripes on your head doing" Some one yelled
"black*star…" Lily said
Kidd fell to the ground "IM TRASH GARBAGE ASYMETRICAL PIG I DON'T DISERVE TO LIVE NICOLE HAVE LILY TRANSFORM THEN CUT MY HEAD OFF"
Both: *facepalm*
Maka: It never ends…
Crona: I really, really hate being right…
"HELL NO WAY KIDD" Nicole said getting on her knees and putting her hand around him
Crona: Agh! Her hand grew! How am I supposed to deal with that?
"Comon get up you're a grim reaper" Nicole said pulling him up and hugging him causing him to blush bright red only Liz noticed the blush
"Are you two dating now" Tsubaski asked
Maka: Oddly forward of you, Tsubaki…
Crona: You mean "Tsubaski"…and now I'm picturing a redheaded version of Tsubaki turning into a bottle of Tabasco sauce…
"N-no" Nicole said
Kidd got up and put his hands in his pockets "Liz Patty we better get to class"
"RIIIIIIGHT" Patty said
"mmmkay" Liz said
~with death the Kidd~
"Kidd can I talk to you" Liz asked
"Sure patty why don't you go make a giraffe" He said trying to get her away
Crona: She said she makes things besides giraffes, you know…she actually showed me the horse she made recently…
"KKKKKKKKKKK" Patty said jumping off
Crona: …saying "k" over and over again is more than a little odd…
"So what did you want to talk about"
"Do you Like Nicole"
"W-where is that coming from"
"The fact that you blushed bright red when Nicole hugged you" Liz said
Maka: "That's usually a dead give-away in crappy romances like this."
"S-she's just a friend" He said starting blush
"Okayy" Liz said more people started to come in
Maka: "I instantly believe your incredibly obvious lie that's been used by God knows how many people before."
'do I like her' He thought 'mabey'
"Hey Kidd whats up" Nicole said
"Nothing much"
"ok"
Maka: …can you please just write things that have to do with the plot? What little plot there is, anyway?
A chair rolled in and stein fell off it
"ok class today we will be training"
"YES NO DISECTION" Yelled Crystal
Everyone laughed
"ok opponents are Nicole Crystal vs Maka and Black*star with Kidd that's the first round"
Crona: …round? So, what, is this a tournament…?
Maka: Oh, great, just what we didn't need. A tournament arc.
"Ok lets do this" Nicole said
'what they don't know is that this battle will determin if Nicole's team joins there residease Link 'stein thought
Maka: …their what now?
Crona: I have no idea…
"Nicole go into cross bow mode" Lily said
"Right" Nicole tranforms
Liz and patty transform
"Tsubaski Enchanted sword mode"
She transforms
Soul transforms
Crystal goes to shadow mode
Maka: And three, two, one…
(Ok since im to lazy to writ everything that happens Nicole transforms once more into her gun mode witch to every ones surprise was Huge and totally destroying Black*star and Maka Crystal was taken out by death canon so it was Lily and Nicole left with Kidd Liz and patty)
Maka: Aaaaand there we go.
Crona: …if Subarashii was here, he'd say something about how you'd have to actually try to be this lazy…
Maka: Isn't that a contradiction in terms?
Crona: I don't think he'd care…
"Nicole double sword mode"
"Right" she goes into that mode
"SO LETS DO THIS" Lily yells
"RIGHT SO- ARG"
"Whats happening" Lily asked
"The yang side it Trying t-to take over"
Maka: Of course! Because we wouldn't want to go five minutes without some needless drama, would we?
Nicole says Lily gives Stein the 'its happening look' and stein says "Class dismissed except for Maka, Soul, Black*star, Tsubaski, Kidd, Liz, and Patty"
Crona: How can people read such oddly specific looks…?
"Ya what is it" Tsubaski asked As Nicole transformed and got on her knees her hair was starting to turn white Lily knoded
"tell them I know 2 people in this room are for sure knowing this but the rest no"
"ok Its Nicoles Yang side its taking over her"
"WHAT"
"um professor is yang side like madness" Maka asked
"No its worse its Demonic it takes over the persons body and controles there actions Nicole has only half learned how to control it Lily knows how ad Crystal hasn't even found her demon side. Yang is the strongest of the two so it is hard to learn how to control. "
Maka: OK, OK, wait a minute. One, how is this supposedly demonic? Two, how can one side of the yin-yang duo be stronger than the other? Since the two are supposed to be balancing each other out, that wouldn't exactly work!
he said Looking at Nicole who's nails are now like claws and hair is all white he outfit changed too it is now a white tank top and white shorts with no shoes her forhead had the yang sign on it Nicole let out a screech of pain
Crystal went over to her sister as did Lily "looks like we are fighting" Lily said "YIN FORM half" Lily said her hair staying black and her eyes turned black she had on a tube top and shorts in this form with no shoes and like Nicole she had the yin mark on her forhead
"Shadow form"
"Crystal this is only half of her demon form shes learned to control that much but she cant control her body only her form will half transform" Lily explains looking at Nicole who is still screeching holding her head then stops out of no where and growls Nicole opens her mouth she has fangs her gloves are gone showing scares
"so this is yang spiret animal or full demon for would be a wolf"
"A wolf? Stein what do you mean are they were wolves" Maka asked
"No the yin and yang forms take Wolves as there demon form so there not were wolves or neko's." He said
Crona: …you know how in video games "It Is Always Stars"?
Maka: …sure?
Crona: I think we can say that, in bad fanfics, "It Is Always Wolves".
Maka: Sounds about right…
"GRRRR" Nicole growled her sharp teath and white eyes showing then she attacked Lily
"Nicole Snap out of it" Lily growled
"SHUT UP SHUT UP" Nicoles voice came out "GET OUT OF MY BODY" Then a darker voice came out "No I am you if you take me out you loss your soul"
"That's the curse of yang" Stein said "The curse of yin is figuring out how to deal with it"
Maka: Yeah, the whole yin-yang is pretty much just for the sake of sounding cool. Clearly a case of Did Not Do The Research.
"And crystals curse" Tsubaski asked
Black*star was oddly quiet
"Crystal powers up the two's powers and she holds a little of each demon in her hers is the weakest but still" Stein said
Crona: "Not that it matters, all three of them are clearly better than us."
Nicole started to loss control and attacked Lily again
"Dark sword" Lily said a long sword appering
"now that's a tecneace they both have mastered and can use out of half demon or in half demon form" Stein said
Crona: …a "tecneace"?
Maka: And where is Stein getting all this information, anyway?
Crona: Plot convenience…
Maka: I was wondering when we'd see that here.
Nicole sudently grabed her hand
"LIGHT LAZOR" Nicole commanded a white light appering out of no where
"Arg" Lily cried
Crystal went over to stein "Why is that happening she doesn't go bersek unless shes mad"
"Interesting" Stein said
Crona: "I'm just hoping you two will kill each other so we can go back to doing something important than spend all our time on you."
Nicole suddenly screeched again then two bullets came from a gun
"Nicole snap out of it" Kidd shouted
"Luckily Kidd's weapons wont be fatal unless he wants them to so he should be able to help" Maka said
Nicole attacks Kidd
(btw Lilys fainted and Crystals healing her)
Maka: …*facepalm* If you can't have that happen in the actual story, clearly you're doing something wrong!
"WHITE LAZOR" Nicole yells attacking but missing Kidd
"NICOLE" Kidd Yells
"GET OUT OF MY HEAD" Nicole yells then her eyes widen and she falls "Lily? Crystal? Kidd?" Nicole's voise is normal and her apperence is the same as usual She goes over looks at Lily and runs off
Maka and Tsubaski go after her
"Damn shes strong"
Maka: Sue. Duh.
"Kidd you ok?" Liz asked as Her and Patty transform
"ya fine"
~With Nicole Maka and Tsubaski~
"NICOLEEEEEEEE" Maka yelled
"NICOLE PLEASE TELL US WERE YOU ARE" Tsubaski yelled
"What" Nicole was in a tree
"come down"
"….fine" she says coming down Maka noticed that she was crying
"Nicole you ok" Tsubaski asked
"NO MY FREAKIN YANG SIDE TOOK OVER AND MADE ME ATTACK LILY AND CRYSTAL AND KIDD" Nicoles tears were going all the way down her cheeks
Maka: "Oh, if only I didn't have these incredibly unbalanced powers that cause token drama by making me go crazy!"
"I might have killed them"
Maka and Tsubaski hug Nicole "Its ok Nicole you didn't"
"STILL" Nicole cry's " If I tell you a secret can you keep it"
"ya" both maka and Tsubaski promise
"I Think I Like Kidd" Nicole whispers
"awww" Tsubaski says
"I knew this was going to happen" Maka says
Maka: Surprisingly, I did. Unsurprisingly, so did everyone else.
"Im going to to tell Lily and Liz but not Patty and Crystal"
"I understand that" Maka whispered
"How bout we eat out here"
"That's a good idea Tsubaski" Nicole said
"Ok ill be right back" Tsubaski said and 10 minutes later
"Back and I brought food"
"Good"
They sat down and ate
Maka: …you know, I think I'm starting to see the core problem with this fic. It doesn't show anything happening, it just tells us that something happened. Which is pretty much the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do when it comes to writing!
~now with Kidd~
"Hey Lily you ok"
"Ya im fine Crystal"
Kidd sat down Liz sat next to him after a while Nicole came into the room with Tsubaski and Maka "sorry"
"Its not your fault" Lily said
"No sorry for running off" Nicole says
"Its fine" Kidd says "I think we have learned by now it's a habet when your sad or upset "
"haha yeah it is" Nicole and lily laughed and were soon joined by crystal patty Maka and Tsubaski and then Liz
Maka: Yes, let's all laugh at someone's method of coping with guilt. That's what real friends do!
Nicole starts to head home
"Hey Kidd can I talk to you" Lily said
"um sure what Lily"
"has Nicole told you her past"
"Ya she told me a LOT of things" He said
"Wow she really trust you" Lily said
Maka: "You know, despite telling a lot of other people too."
~The next day~
Nicole walked through a forest. She was bored because no one was at home and they told her to stay home so her yang wouldn't activate but Lily knew where she would be
Crona: …so, wait…despite just endangering her friends because she supposedly couldn't control her powers, she's going to deliberately not try to control them?
Maka: That's about the gist of it.
Crona: …and people wonder why I don't want to deal with Sues…
Maka: *pats Crona's back*
~with Lily~
"Hey Lily-chan wheres Nicky-chan " Patty asks
"They told her to stay home" Crystal said
"ahh ok" Liz said
"And Kidd where is he" Lily asked
"Symmetry issues"
"ahhh"
~TIME SKIP~
Maka: …what, you're not even going to say how much time has passed now?
Crona: …is she actually getting lazier as this goes on?
Maka: That's pretty damn bad…
"hey Lily" Nicole says
"Nicole! Whats up" Lily said
"Nothing much just bored as hell"
"Nice how bout we go get something to eat" Lily said
~Time skip to a day later~
Maka: …OK, I will pay you 20 bucks if you can go one chapter without writing something completely pointless. I'm not even kidding.
"So Nicole how do you feel" Kidd asked
"Just fine why"
"No reason"
"good"
Crash
"WHAT THE HELL" Black*star yells
"NO WAY ITS…" Crystal yells
" FLARE" Nicole screaches
Crona: *shudders* J-Just g-great…
"Let me guess another sister" Maka guessed
"Yep"
After a while
"Got her soul" Nicole said
"Ya" Lily said
Crona: …never mind.
Maka: *frustrated sigh* Seriously, what is the point? Why bother having people fight if you're not going to write out the fight scenes?
"Ok class dismissed except for you 9" Stein said
"What is it" Nicole asked
"I want to add them to your residence group"
"WHAT" Black*star yells
They try it and it works first try
Both: Of course.
"HOW DID THAT WORK" Soul asked
"Simple knowing black*star he trys to take over the soul thing so I let him " Nicole said
"Who wants to hang out at out our place "Nicole asked
"I've never seen your house" Maka said
"Then lets go" Lily said
They arrive at Nicole's house
"I'm going to cook" Nicole says
"I'll help" Maka says
"ok"
"What do you guys want "
"Does it matter" Black*star said
"NICOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"SHIT"
"KICK"
Maka: …yeah, we should totally like these people for randomly attacking their friends. That's perfectly normal.
~OK time skip to tomarow~
"Ok class what are we going to do to day"
"LET US IN DAMN IT"
"NO WAY ITS…"
)))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((((()( )( )( )( )( )( ) ( )(
Maka: Whoa, what the hell?
Crona: Did she fall asleep on her keyboard or something…?
CLIFF HANGER YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY WHO IS IT HINT: Look in Real school chapter
Maka: Oh, it's an obvious cliffhanger. Never mind.
OK YAY CHAPTER 8
Kidd: ITS SYMMETRICAL
Maka: Ugh…
Nicole: YEP
Crystal: HEHE ON WITH THE CHAPTER
)( )( )( ;) :P
Crona: …why is she sticking her tongue out at me? That's just rude…
"ITS CLEAR AND BECCA" Crystal yells
"Huh" Becca looks up
"Hey look Clear it's Crystal"
Maka: Oh, great, The Libbys are back.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE" Nicole yells
"OH LOOK ITS BLINDY" Clear yells
"SHUT UP" Nicole yells about to come down but Kidd and Lily grab her
Maka: Seriously, what is this person? Ten?
"Nicole she's just trying to antagonize you settle down" Lily says
"Don't get to mad you might unleash your yang" Kidd whispers
"…Grr fine" Nicole says
"Ahh I remember you your that kid that entered our old school for one day then left" Becca says
"How are you allowed to enter this school" Maka asked
Maka: A good question! Libbys, your response?
"Simple beccas a weapon a flame thrower to be exact"
Maka: …well, that kinda came out of left field.
Crona: Was that supposed to be a plot twist…?
Maka: If we could care enough about it, maybe.
"The question is how is SHE allowed in this school" Clear asked pointing her finger at Nicole
"Simple Nicole and I are weapons able to wield each other" Lily said
"Ya but she's blind" Becca said
Crona: I don't get it…why is she being mean to a blind girl? It's almost like she's there for the sake of picking on her, and is just using that as something to make fun of.
Maka: *stares at Crona*
Crona: …I just answered my own question, didn't I?
Maka: You did.
"I'm not as blind as you think" Nicole said walking down followed by Lily, Soul, and Black*star
"Do you want to fight" Lily asked
"fine"
"Well lets go out side Maka, Tsubaski, Kidd, Liz, Patty, and Crystal as there residence team come with us every one else study some thing" Stein said
~outside Lily transforms so does Becca and Soul does his syth arm thing Black*star gets ready~
"Black*star soul?" Nicole questions
"Hey we want some action" Black*star says
"Oh well" Lily said
"Let's battle"
Ok so skip to the end
Maka: …seriously, just…try. Please, try. I don't care if it turns out to be absolute crap, just try.
"HOW WHERE WE BEAT BY A BLINDY" Becca yells
"Simple Nicole can sense vibrations in the air and ground"
Crona: That still doesn't explain a lot of things she can do that being blind wouldn't let her do…
"Hey Nicole Kidd Maka Black*star Lord death wants you" Stein calls
"Huh what does your dad want us for Kidd" Nicole asked
"D-dad?" Clear stutters
"huh oh my dad is grim reaper thought it would be obvious" Kidd said walking away everyone followed
Crona: "I'm not called Death the Kid just because it sounds cool or anything."
"Stein why does lord death want us"
"dono"
They get there
"Waz up waz up WAZZZZ UP"
"Hello lord death" Everyone but Kidd says
"Hello father" Kidd says
"Ok I want you to go to Easter island there are ketions that are appering out of nowhere" Lord death said
"DON'T WORK THE GREAT BLACK*STAR WILL KILL-"
"Shagaime-CHOP"
"We are on it" Nicole says pulling Black*star out As everyone follows out
Crona: …they're not going to actually do anything, are they?
Maka: Doubtful.
Well are you in trouble" Clear smirks
"No we are going to easter island for a mission" Nicole said still pulling Black*star
"Wait I think my paintng at home is 2 millimeters to the left" Kidd said
Nicole sighed then shouted
"KIDD GET A HOLD OF YOUR SELF AND FORGET ABOUT THE DAMN PAINTING"
Then she starts to drag Kidd to his house "go check" She mutters
"Thanks" he says running inside and 5 minutes comes out "just my imagination"
"ok lets go then" Lily said transforming
Maka: …OK, 25 bucks for you to write something that isn't entirely pointless. Come on, I know you can do it.
Liz and patty transform and Kidd gets on his skateboard thing Souls on his Bike black*star is well running at full speed and Nicole is running slow enough to stay with Kidd
~at easter island~
Liz asked Kidd "so have you disided if you Like Nicole"
Kidd froze and glanced at Nicole who is litterly gliding on the air
Crona: Wait, what? How is she gliding…?
Maka: …never mind, we both know the answer to that.
Crona: Oh, r-right…
"I think I do" Kidd confesses (ya I have him admit it on chapter 8 :P)
Both: *facepalm*
Nicole touches the ground glides a bit and touches again "Hey Lily I don't think I told you yet"
"told me what?" Lily asked
Nicole blushes bright red
"Noo you like some one"
"Guess"
"Kidd"
"Nice guess"
"Am I correct ?"
"….yes"
"I KNEW IT"
"Shut it"
"DON'T Tell Crystal or Patty"
"I wont I won't "
"good"
Crona: *yawns*
Maka: …
Crona: S-Sorry…
Maka: No, I'm just surprised it took you that long.
~Later~
"Ok lets go"
"Umm Kidd Maka Use your soul sence thing"
"Ok Nicole" Maka says
"Ohh god its near by" She said as all the weapons transform
"THE GREAT BLACK STA-"
"Its underground" Nicole said
"BUT HOW" Black*star screams
"Well this is Easter island " Kidd said
"And" Crystal said
"It has under water caves" Nicole said as well as Maka
Maka: …and? Whether it does or not, I would still be able to tell that it was under us. So what does that have to do with anything?
Kidd knoded
Nicole stripped off her close reveling a 1 piece bathing suit
Maka: …wow. Really? We're really gonna do the whole "bathing suit" bit? *sighs* Why must crappy romances be so damn predictable?
Crona: I-Isn't that part of what makes them so crappy…?
Maka: …good point.
"I knew this would happen Hey Crystal go back home really fast and get bathing suits for every one" Nicole said
"KK" Crystal yelled and sank into a shadow returning 5 minutes later with bathing suits for everyone
"HOW DID YOU GET THOSE" Soul asked
"I located them in your houses WAIT DO WE HAVE TIME FOR THIS" Crystal yelled
Maka: "Yeah, I just broke into your houses. Aren't I just a great friend?"
"No" Nicole yelled jumping off the edge of the cliff
"NICOLE ARE YOU INSANE" Everyone but Crystal and Lily said
"Nope" She said when she was in the ocean
Maka: Bullshit you're not.
Now every one got changed in different areas and jumped in after her except Kidd who flew down on his skate bored
"Nicole I can't go in there I'll get wet" Kidd said
"Comon Kidd" Nicole said
"NO" He yelled
"I didn't want to do this but…" Nicole said pushing Kidd into the water causing everyone to laugh but Kidd
"Follow me" Nicole said going to the edge of the cliff "Heres the caves " Nicole said going under water
Everyone follows
A screech is herd so they follow the sound soaked
They see a ton of pre- ketion eggs
Maka: Oh, hey, the author got so lazy that she did the work for them! That has to be an accomplishment.
"Lily?" Nicole questioned
"Right" She said transforming
"Soul" Maka whispered
"Right" he transforms
"Liz, Patty" Kidd said
They transform
Crona: Wait, why are they transforming if the souls are already there ready for them?
Maka: Why do they bother transforming at all if we're not going to see a fight scene?
Everyone looks at Black*star who's mouth is duck taped because of Crystal
Crona: …do people actually make tape from ducks? That's just really mean…
Tsubaski transformed
After fighting …
Everyone is on land with towels to keep them warm
Maka: *sighs* Just once I'd like to be proven wrong here…
Maka calls out
"hey lets hang out"
"Ya HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A MOVIE NIGHT AT OUR PLACE" Crystal said
"ok" Soul slurped
~later~
"ok we have terminator, Jurastic park, twilight witch I hate, -"
Crona: Then why do you have it? It doesn't really make sense to own a movie if you hate it…
Nicole gets cut off by black*star
"YES A NEW HATER"
"Why do you have it its not cool"
"CAUSE CRYSTAL LIKES IT"
Crona: …oh.
"Anyway we also have star wars thanks to Lily" Nicole said continueing on and on bunches of movies and they eventually decided on some but Nicole, Maka, and Kidd not really the movie type read while the movies played. Soon enough almost everyone fell asleep some in weird positions. Maka had her head on Soul's shoulder while Soul had his head on hers .
Maka: Ugh…
Black*star was sleeping with a goofy smile lied down on the ground while Tsubaski was sleeping next to him. Kidd was sleeping in a sitting position while Nicole had her head on his lap. Lily and Liz (NO THIS IS NOT LA LESBI MOMENT)
Maka: Oddly specific denial…
Were sleeping back to back while Crystal and Patty were taking pictures of everyone
~In the morning~
Kidd was the first to wake up. He looked around. He saw he was at Nicole's house. He looked down and saw Nicole sleeping. Then she woke up. Nicole sat up and saw Kidd awake staring at her. He looked away because he was blushing a little. Nicole turned away too knowing she was blushing.
"S-sorry" Nicole stuttered
"Its ok" He simply replayed
Nicole got up and dusted her jeans off, She looked around the house and looked at the clock
"Its 7:30 on a Saturday" Nicole said
"NO I-" Kidd almost yelled but Nicole covered his mouth
"Do you want to wake Black*star up" Nicole asked
"No… but I have to sleep till 8"
Maka: *eyeroll* Oh brother…
Nicole laughed "Kidd you reached a new level of insanity
Maka: Oh, like you can talk!
why don't we just wake everyone else up at 8" Nicole said going over to a cupboard and taking out a pill
"YES" Kidd said
"Ok now… want to help make breakfast" Nicole said
"What are you making"
"French toast and bacon with eggs" Nicole said
Kidd just got up and waited for something to do
Crona: …for something to do what? Catch on fire? Come to life? Declare itself master of the universe? …not necessarily in that order?
~8:00~
Breakfast was ready just at 8 so Nicole told Kidd
"Lets wake them up"
They woke everyone up but Crystal who was still sleeping
Nicole and Lily sighed and got a blow horn
"What are you going to do with that" Maka asked
"What we do everyday" Lily said
"Plug your ears if you don't like loud sounds" Nicole said
Crona: If I did that, my ears would've been covered every time you spoke…
Lily went over to Crystal and used the blow horn
She blinked twice and said "ahhh morning everyone"
Everyone but Nicole Lily Crystal and Patty sweat drop
"Breakfast" Nicole said passing plates out everyone but Kidd started eating
"Nicole… I can't eat it… It's not arranged symmetrically enough" Kidd said
Nicole sighed took his plate and made it symmetrical
Kidd smiled and started to eat
Maka: …30! 30 bucks if you can go without writing something pointless! I know you want it!
After everyone was done earing they went to school
Crona: …how does one "ear" something? Is it just using your ears in place of your hands…?
"PWTTY" Crystal yelled
"CWISTAL"
Crona: "Why are we speaking in baby talk?"
Maka: "I don't know!"
"Wana see somin cool" Crystal asked
"YES" Patty yelled
Crystal took out a bug looking like creater (butter fly)
Crona: …so why not just say that it's a butterfly?
Maka: Please stop including pointless words in your work, author!
and a tiny remote and a screen and turned everything on then the two saw from the butter flys pov
"COOL um what is it" Patty said
"It's a spy camera watch" Crystal said and it started to flap its wings and fly
"HEHE Who to spy on" Patty giggled
They thought for a moment and both said "Mabey later"
Maka: I'm willing to bet this doesn't actually become important later, despite every indication that it will.
Stein rolled in on his chair Nicole and Kidd were looking away from each other. Tsubaski was calming Black*star down. Maka was reading and Soul was annoying her. Becca and and Clear were trying to annoy Nicole but were failing by a long run.
Crona: Odd, they didn't seem to have much problem doing that before…
~after class~
Maka, Lily and Nicole are shown waking to the library Nicole dragging Crystal
A few moments later Crystal is Nagging Nicole to come find excalaber with her
Crona: …why?
Maka: Why not?
"FINE IF IT GETS YOU TO SHUT UP" Nicole yells
"YEY" Crystal says and starts to pull Nicole who gets stopped by Kidd
"Hey where are you going"
"Crystal wants me to find the stupid holy sword with her so I'm going against my will to find it"
Nicole reaplys and Kidd put his excalaber face on
Crona: What, his face somehow morphed into Excalibur's…?
Maka: *snerk* Pretty sure that wasn't what she meant…
*_* '_' . _ $_$ $.$
Me: Kidd wouldn't stop nagging me to write this chapter soooo I have an announcement to make
Nicole: Nicky4339 will be making a truth or dare fanfic (claps)
Maka: Oh, yeah, because there aren't enough of those already…
and yours truly will be in it (yes I add oc's to LOTS of fanfics)
Maka: No, really? I couldn't tell at all!
As will Lily and Crystal
Soul: Great a new person to torcher us not cool
Me: I'm not that evil ;) XD ^_^
Maka: Suuuuuuuuure you're not…
Me: SUP ALL
Excalibur: FOOL
Nicole: Crap me and Crystal have to meet this ummm ant eater?
Crystal: YAY Adventure XD
Kidd and Black*star: Nicole make sure Crystal doesn't come back with Excalibur
Me: Hehe maybe she will
Black*star: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: OK let's do it
Patty: STUPID ALIEN DUDE HAHAHA
Maka: Are you done? Are you done pretending you actually know us personally? …you sure? …OK.
~With Nicole and Crystal~ (poor them)
Crona: Poor us, you mean…
"SO This is the cave" Nicole asked
"HELL YA IT IS" Crystal said starting to clime
Nicole followed and they both started walking in the cave
"OH A PWTTY FAIRY" Crystal yelled going over to it
"IS THIS THE WAY FOR EXCALABER" Crystal asked
It put on its Excalibur face and said "Yaaaaa" and left
Maka: Oh, gee, I wonder if this is going to be another blatant ripoff?
~With The class~
"Does anyone know where Nicole and Crystal are" Stein asked
Kidd raised his hand "I met them on the way to the library Crystal is dragging Nicole to find the holy sword"
"THE holy sword" Stein said
"Yes" Kidd said as Black*star muttered "I hope Nicole stops Crystal from bringing that thing here"
Everyone was quiet
Crona: …I just noticed something.
Maka: What?
Crona: There hasn't been any punctuation used, outside of the quotation marks.
Maka: …hey, you're right. How did we not notice that sooner?
Crona: Everything else…?
Maka: Good point.
~Back with Nicole and Crystal~
"WERE HERE" Crystal yelled
"Wow the air is vibrating" Nicole said
Crystal pulled out the sword
"YAY I DID IT" Crystal said
"WELCOME YOUNGE ONES" The sword yelled transforming
"SO ….." Crystal started
"LAME" Nicole finished
"I know" Crystal said
Maka: Yes, this fic is incredibly lame. Agonizingly so, even.
~With the class after~
"So Nicole and Crystal went to find excalaber this won't end well" Lily muttered
"Why" Patty asked
Lily jumped
"DID I SURPRISE YOU SWRRY" Patty said as Lily turned around to see Liz and Kidd with her
"Oh it's because it took a while for her to get used to Crystals clingy attitude Patty's childlike attitude for some reason was easy but Excalibur I've herd Is just annoying" Lily explained
Maka: Why did you need to explain why she'd find Excalibur annoying? It's Excalibur!
~Now with Nicole and Crystal~
"Where are you from?"
"The dw-"
"My legend begins in the 12 century"
"You just asked us were we were fr-"Nicole started
"FOOL do you want to hear a heroic tale" Excalibur said pointing his cane at Nicole
"Not really" Crystal said as Nicole slapped the cane
"My mornings begin with a cup of coffee my afternoon's a cut of tea with 3 lumps of sugar and the evening"
"OH OH VODKA (look it up)
Crona: …look what up? Even I know what vodka is…
"Crystal yelled as Nicole again slapped the cane and looked at her sister
"How do you know what vodka is" Nicole asked
"FOOL I put on my pj's in the evening"
"I DON'T CARE" Nicole yelled slapping the cane out of her face
"What is your birth stone" Excalibur asked
"Huh diamond" Crystal said
"Emerald" Nicole said
"FOOL who gave you the right to say" Excalibur said
"GET THE FREAKING CANE OUT OF MY FACE" Nicole yelled "or there will be hell to pay"
"FOOL" He said
"What are you an ant eater" Nicole asked
"FOOL" It said
"THAT'S IT" Nicole said snatching the cane out of his hand and breaking it in half
Maka: Oh, now you've done it! Who knows what he's going to do to you now that you've-
He got a new one and said
Maka: …never mind.
"If you want to be my mister there are one thousand previsions you must observe"
"AND NOW" He transformed
"FAME GLORY" He said but they already had put him back and left
"Did you meet Excalibur" A fairy asked.
They put on their Excalibur face and left
"Yep they met him"
Maka: "Could've sworn this happened not too long ago…"
Me: YA YA its short I know and sorry for that
Crona: No, no, we don't mind that…at all…
Kidd: She's not bring the holy sword is she
Nicole: HELL NO
Excalibur: FOOL
Nicole: Kicks him fare away
Every one sweat drops
Me: This is my shortest chapter yet but Excalibur annoys the HELL out of me and I didn't feel like hve tht to long sooo sowwy
Maka: It's Excalibur. He's supposed to be annoying. I think that's actually his job.
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Alrighty, that's another chunk done. Just two more to go…great.
And for those of you who might give a damn:
Next time! Find out who the other poor sap is that's going to be forced into a romance!
See you soon.