Chapter 2: how am I doing? Great.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.

Great... absolutely peachy.

Me: WTH? (what the hell) do you think I'm stupid? (I say it in Japanese)

Frank: huh? Ya freak! I can't understand a word you're saying! (English)

Bob: oh! Let me try and communicate with her! H-O-W A-R-E Y-O-U?

Me: (I can understand everything they're saying, I just chose not to speak English.) That's it! I'm pulling out Zangetsu! (English)

Frank: oi! You can speak English? Zangetsu?

Me: yeah, it's my Zanpakuto, I can talk with it, it's my sword, he has a soul and everything!

Now, Japanese people would be able to comprehend it pretty well, considering some people see hollows and such... but America is different.

Bob: just ignore her, she's crazy, I guess it come with being a girl.

Me: ZANGETSU!

It appears in my hand, the guys are freaking out right now. I smirk.

Me: now do you think I was making it up? GETSUGA TENSHOU!

I slice the school in half, cutting off their hair in the process.

Me: be grateful that Gin, Yami, Rain, Timmy, Etapa, Stebbin, or Harribel aren't here! They would murder you, count this as a warning.

I shunpo back to my new home (this was during dismissal)

Frank:... HOLY $*#!

Bob: we gotta tell the principle!

I come back home.

Mom: welcome home! I'm gla-... why do you look so pissed?

Me: I don't want to talk about it.

Dad: did you blow up the school?

Me: no.

Mom: did you slice it in half? (we told her everything when Dad accidentally used Kido.)

Me:... Maybe.

Mom: Ha! I win!

Dad: darn... well, you did last longer than we thought.

Me: yeah... HEY! What did you just say about your own daughter?

Mom: it was a good run... so what do we do?

Dad: we'll just act like Cooly was here the whole time... um... Cooly! Your Mom was in the middle of making Supper! Finish making it!

Me: ALRIGHT!

and that was our plan... then next day in Japan.

Yami: ACHOO! someone must be thinking about me.

Stebbin: ACHOO! someone must be thinking about me.

Rain: ACHOO! someone must be thinking about me.

Gin: ACHOO! someone must be thinking about me.

Harribel: ACHOO! someone must be thinking about me.

Timmy: ACHOO! someone must be thinking about me.

All of them: hmm, let's see how Cooly's school is going... *all flip to the American news Channel.*

Male reporter (Carl):... and see this picture.

A picture of the school sliced in half.

Everyone sweat drops.

Female reporter (Venessa): it's just awful! There were 2 boys claiming it was the new Japanese transfer student, but they were found eating potato salad. It was an awful lie.

Carl: yes, who could blame that innocent, fragile girl for such a destructive thing?

Gin: you know nothing.

Timmy: Cooly is not fragile at all.

Yami: she's a monster.

Stebbin: well, well, she held out longer then I expected.

Etapa: is it really that bad in America?

Rain: hmm, nice, she covered her tracks well... wonder if the mum knows about it too?

Harribel: hmm fragile huh? You gotta be kidding me, you haven't seen what she's like when it comes to Paint ball, food fights, and dodge ball...

Carl: until the source is known, and the building is rebuilt, the students will not be able to attend School.

Everyone: yay, good for you Cooly!

Meanwhile...

Me: ACHOO, ACHOO, ACHOO, ACHOO, ACHOO, ACHOO! Uhg *sniff* I either have a cold, or 6 people are thinking about me...

so how am I doing? great, just great.

Yours truly,
Cooly :)