Chapter 3: wow wow wubbzy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or Wow Wow Wubbzy.

Hehe, a psychological experiment conducted by Mayuri.

Now, we all know that Division 12's captain is Mayuri Kurotsuchi. They are the technological researchers... and the captain is psychologically unstable... but here is one experiment that Captain Yamamoto approved on to be done by the entire Gotei 13's Captain and vice captains.

(excluding himself and his Vice captain.) all you had to do was watch wow wow Wubbzy for 6 hours strait for 3 days... now Gin and Kira would've LOVED to participate, but Gin was sick, and with Unohana absent for the experiment, SOMEONE had to take care of him, so Kira stayed behind as the dutiful Vice captain and took care of Gin... so, 3 days later.

Renji: god, I HATE Wow Wow Wubbzy.

Kurotsuchi: yes, yes, yes, I have to agree... cripes, I'm turning into Walden, oh well.

And that, my friends, was the start of a disaster.

Gin: *sniff* guess I did have a cold... ah well, let's see how everyone is after the experiment...

Kira; I hope Momo and Aizen are alright.

Gin: yeah... whoa!

Gin accidently bumps into Momo who appears out of no where.

Momo: Lavender lollipops! *covers mouth*

Gin: hmm? Huh? Lavender whatty?

Momo: ah! Um, sorry captain Ichimaru! u-um, this is from the captain Aizen.

She gives Gin a basket of dried Persimmons.

Gin: why thank ya very much!

Momo stutters a your welcome and shunpos off.

Kira: I wonder what she said.

Gin: I have no idea, let's go see Renji chan!

Kira: okay.

They shunpo off to the 6th division, Gin eating Persimmons on the way there.

Renji was doing some paper work when Gin and Kira flew through the window. (actually Gin was the one who crashed in. Kira was only following his lead.) Renji stared at them.

Renji:... hey.

Gin: hi!~

Kira: hello Renji-kun.

Renji: oi! Kira! Why did you have to bring that thing along? *points at Gin*

Kira: T-that's not nice! Apologize to captain Ichimaru!

Gin: nah, It's fine, I'm used to it... boo! *sprays Renji with a cat sprayer.*

Renji:... that's Kooky.

Kira: huh?

Renji punches himself on the head.

Renji: i-it's nothing! Thank you for visiting captain Ichimaru! Kira!

Kira and Gin: ah...

they both leave...

Gin: something is DEFINITELY wrong with Renji.

Kira: I think so too, what do you think is wrong with him?

Gin: I know it has something to do with the experiment Kurotsuchi... I can't help but think I've heard those phrases somewhere... what were they again?

Kira: well, Hinamori said "Lavender lollipops!" or something like that. And Renji just said "that's kooky"

Gin: *claps* now I know! It's from nick Jr! From that show called wow wow wubbzy!

Kira: and how do you know that?

Gin:... I have a lot of free time on my hands.

Kira: well, let's go visit the tenth division.

Gin: kay!

They go and check how Toushiro is doing...

Gin: hey! Shiro-chan! What was the experiment like?

Toushiro:... I rather not talk about it... gosh, I wonder if I should play a little bit of kickitty kick ball?...ah *slaps himself on the head*

Kira: what? Were you forced to watch wow wow wubbzy or something?

Toushiro:... something like that.

Gin: I'm gonna check on Ran-chan.

Kira: kay, I'll try and fix Toushiro...

Gin: Ran-chan! Are you okay?

Rangiku: yeah, I'm fine... at least I didn't play batty bat ball... ah *bangs head against wall.*

Gin: oh no! You've been affected too!... how do I fix this... umm... I guess this is kinda like hypnosis... in order to free someone from it you must say something that will shock them soooo much that they snap out of it... only problem is, is that I won't know if it works or not... oh well, it's worth a try...

Rangiku: hmm, wow wow Gin, you're mumbling to your self! What are you thinking?

Gin: *turns red* you... are unattractive...

Rangkiu: ha? I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN! GINNY, YOU'RE SOOO MEAN!

Gin: oh! It worked! She's calling me Ginny.

Toushiro: HUH?

Kira: yeah, you're REALLY tall...

Toushiro: well, it was about time you noticed...

Kira: CAPTAIN! I snapped Captain Hitsugaya out of it!

Gin: same here! I think I know how this thing works!

Thus, they went around insulting everyone... the last one left was Kenpachi... oh this should be interesting.

Kenpachi:... *whistles the wow wow wubbzy theme song.*

Gin appears out of nowhere.

Kenpachi: hello Captain Ichimaru! Nice day today isn't it?

Gin: okay, now I KNOW there is something wrong with him. Kenpachi! You are a weak, spineless, good for no-

Gin wasn't able to finish that sentence because Kenpachi was currently trying to kill him.

Kenpachi: I DARE YA TA SAY THAT AGAIN YOU MOTHER $^#%&$!

Gin: ohh, someone is getting a little aggressive. *knock Kenpachi out with a blow to the head*

Gin: ow ow! *rubs left hand* that hurt! I think you fractured my hand! ow...

Kira: are you okay captain?

Gin:... no, Kenpachi has a REALLY hard head... uhg, I'm going to Unohana.

Kira: have fun, I think I'm going to visit Cooly.

Gin:... can you wait for me?

Kira: yeah, I'm gonna go get the others... get well soon!

Gin: kay!~

and thus, havoc in the U.S begins.

Yours truly,
Cooly :)