Chapter 4: hmm, no name for this chapter.
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Hmm, nice to know you guys are thinking about me.
In the U.S...
Me: oh yeah! I'm going canoeing! Better get my stuff ready!
And then we drive to a Big lake... meanwhile in Japan.
Ace: let's go!
Kira: yeah.
Gin: Cooly text me! They're canoeing!
Etapa: really? Then let's go and ruin her serene day.
Gin: now you're talking! Wow, we're turning into Cooly.
Yami: no arguments there, it's like a disease of crazy, you are part to blame too!
Ace: let's go!
Everyone: YEAH!
meanwhile, I was blissfully unaware what my friends were planning.
Dad: we're here! I'm gonna go rent a canoe, you guys grab a table!
Mom: okay, come on Cooly.
We find a table and my mom starts to unpack, while I just look around... I went through some bushes and.. BAM!
Me: oww... WTH? who... wait... guys?
Yami: ouch, hiya!
Etapa: nice, you sliced the school.
Ace: we all knew it was bound to happen.
Timmy: hi!
Stebbin: yo Cooly, you really held back out there.
Harribel: yeah! It was AWESOME!
Rain: yeah, I think you should learn to control your temper.
Me: why is everyone commenting about the thing with the school?
Gin; because it was awesome!
Kira: yeah, one of the few destructive things I admired.
Me: so the guys who are alive, you guys in Gigai?
Everyone: yeah, it's kinda itchy.
Me: haha, okay, let's go show my parents.
Yami: but wont your mom freak?
Me: nah, we told her... she even bet with my dad on what I would do to the school, blow it up, or slice it in half. My mom won.
Rain: ohhh...okay!
And can you imagine the look of horror on my dad's face (being the former 14th captain, he knows what Gin is like) when he saw Gin, but then relaxed when he saw Kira.
Gin: hello captain 14 chan!~ I haven't seen you in such a long time!
Dad:...''-.- yeah, hi.
Me: haha, so I guess we gotta split into teams... dad, wanna ride with Gin?
Dad: 0.0 NO! I'll be dead before we reach the shore!
Me: alright, I'll ride with him why do I always have to ride with him? let's split into teams!
Etapa: I'll ride with Kira.
Yami: I'll ride with Timmy!
Harribel: I'll ride with Rain.
Ace: I guess that leaves me and Stebbin.
Me: alright, get life vests and try to not kill each other.
Everyone: yes mam!
And thus, the chaos started...
Me: Gin... have you ever done this before?
Gin: nope, have you?
Me: yes... once... counting this experience.
Gin: so I'll take that as a no... I guess it was bad to pair up 2 inexperienced people with canoes together...
meanwhile, everyone was gliding no problem.
Me: okay... so let's try it.
It took 10 minutes, but we finally got the hand of it.
Gin: wanna go around the island?
Me: sure.
It wasn't until we rounded the island that we realized our mistake.
Me: crap! Too many branches!
Gin: arg!
While we were trying to avoid them, we both accidentally leaned on the same side at once. And SPLASH!
Me: wait, ah!
Gin: aw man!
We flipped and landed on the shore of the island.
Gin: haha.
Me: haha my butt... hey, don't you feel spiritual pressure?
Gin: yeah, it kinda feels like hollows, but worse... maybe 200 huge hollows?
Me: is that all... wait... WHAT?
there was a screech.
Gin: we gotta ditch the canoe and warn everyone.
We reached the shore, and on the way we told everyone.
I watched as they started pouring out of the sky. I said through gritted teeth.
Me: guys? Did you lead a bunch of Hollows to the U.S?
Everyone:... maybe?
Me: MAN! YOU GUYS ARE HOPELESS! GOD, THANK GOD NO-
Man: christ! What is that!
Everyone starts to scream as they see the Hollows.
Me:... get Aizen... and tell Yamamoto to get his fat butt over here.
Yami: kay!~
Me: gosh... why can they see them? Oh well, time to go Shinigami guys.
Everyone groans and goes Shinigami, we start hacking down the Hollows.
Yamamoto: how is this possible? There is a barrier protecting this area... Gin, what did you do?
Gin: nothing! Gosh! Why does everyone think it's me when something goes wrong?
Everyone: because it's normally true.
Gin:... hmm, true..
Aizen: well, we can't have people know that we exist and of our powers... so RETURN to your Gigais.
Everyone returns to their gigais.
Gin: so what now? We can't just let them run loose.
Me: crap, the military and reporters are gonna be here in 30 minutes!
Aizen: what should we do?
Me: oh! Let me call Con, he's my next door neighbor. He knows about the Hollows and shinigami,
I'm sure he can help us!
Aizen: you know a lot of people.
Gin: yeah, ah well. Call him.
Me: kay *dials Con's house number.* Ah! Hey Con!
Con: hey Cooly, whats up?
Me: Hollows, at the lake, get your equipment and get your butt over here.
Con: alright.
Me: 5,4,3,2,1,0
Con: I'm here.
Me: alright, you know the problem, deal with it.
Con: hmm, well, we can try salt!
Everyone sweat drops.
Yami: are you sure?
Timmy: yeah, I don't think salt will work.
Con: try!
Me: fine, I go around and spray salt everywhere...
nothing.
Me: well that was dumb.
Con: exorcism! Go around with a cross!
Me:... no, really, try and think for real.
Con: fine, just go and take this AK-47 and fill your reiatsu with it, it will shoot special bullets, the more reiatsu you put in, the stronger the blast.
Me: thank you! Everyone, grab a gun a let's roll!
We wipe them out.
Gin: I think I'm keeping this.
Con: go ahead, I have plenty.
Me: okay, next time you guys some to visit me, do it in person.
Kira: kay, let's go back before the cops come.
Dad: alright!
Everyone went home and the police were bewildered, what went on here? The U.S will never know...
Me: night.
Dad: night.
Mom: night.
Meanwhile in Seiretei...
Gin: good night Kira.
Kira: good night Captain... I'll make sure to get your candy for you tomorrow.
Gin: thanks... tomorrow will be an interesting day indeed.
Kira:... I'll prepare the apology muffin baskets.
Gin: heheh, good night.
Kira: goodnight again.
Meanwhile... the gang is...
Yami: night.
Timmy: night.
Rain: night.
Ace: night.
Etapa: night.
Harribel: night.
Stebbin: night.
Yami: we should do that again sometime.
Ace: oh yeah... well I'll say this for everybody, that was FUN!
Everyone: yeah!
And we all go to sleep...
so? how do you like it? Let me know!
Yours truly,
Cooly :)