Chapter 6:... the next morning... "=.=
Disclaimer:... I do not own bleach...
in Seiretei... well, you can probably imagine what they were doing... they were fixing the buildings... so until that's finished... I will tell you what the first week was like...
Gin: ah, I'm so tired! *opens the closet door* Good morning Co-... wow.
Me: ugh ah blah... why are you up so early?
Gin: sorry! I guess it's the time difference... what time is it?
Me:... 6 A.M... *sigh* I guess I'll go make us some breakfast then...
Gin: yay! Breakfast! The most important meal of the day!
Me: yeah, yeah... hey, go back in the closet while I change... and if you peek... like I said in another story to Somebody... I WILL GUT YOU AND SPLIT YOUR INNARDS ON A GRILL! And a bunch of other nasty stuff, so be careful.
Gin: "=.= h-hai. (yes) *goes back in the closet.*
Me:... alright! You can come out now! Let's go and have some breakfast!
Gin:... okay. (we're speaking Japanese by the way.)
we eat some breakfast, shortly after my mom and dad come down and prepare for work.
Mom:... so yeah, I wo-... Cooly! It's rare for you to get up on your own!
Me:... Gin woke me up.
Dad: *glares* did you see her ch-
Gin: no, I'm not a pervert, I ya want a pervert, then go ta Shunsui.
Mom: so, when is the bus coming to pick you up?
Me:... Dad is driving me to school and chaperoning for my field trip today... right?
Dad:... I am?
Mom:... oh my, Cooly, your dad has an important meeting today... I'm sorry.
Dad: don't worry, I'll make it up to you.
Me: nah, I'm actually not that sad... Gin is here so he'll probably sub in for you.
Gin: yeah... let's go, while it's still early, we can shunpo there.
Me: hehe, race ya!
Gin: okay... ready... se- go! *shunpos*
Me: wha! That's cheating! *shunpos after him*
so, when we got there...
Gin: *whispers*so are those the two that annoyed you?
Me: yeah.. they're real but heads.
Gin:... nice, they're in our group...
Teacher: alright! We have a new chaperone! Please introduce yourself.
Gin: Hi! I'm Ichimaru Gin, nice to meet you! (Japanese)
Everyone: ?
Me: *slaps Gin on the shoulder* English! (English)
Gin: ah! Sorry, I just came from Japan... I'm Gin Ichimaru! Nice to meet you! (English)
Sabrina: wow, Cooly and Gin's English is very good, no accent!
Frank: wow, is this a kidnapping? That guy doesn't look anything like that girl.
Bob: it's a gangster... er, what do those crazy Japanese call them... Yakuza! That's it! He's definitely a Yakuza!
Gin: *angry mark* hmm, we're gonna have a whole lot of fun... *imagines about super gluing them to their seats, and shooting arrows at them.*
Me: down boy, remember? You can't cause any trouble or I'll whoop you.
Gin: yes ma'am.
Everyone: *sweat drops* wow, it's like Cooly is the one who really is the chaperone.
we finally go out to the woods...
Gin: hmm, it's kind of nice here.
Me: of course, but remember Gin! This isn't Japan anymore! You can't go on and do all of those pranks except on April fools day.
Gin:... I'll be strong.
Me: of course you will...
Gin: what's with that doubtful look?
Me: because I know you brought trouble with you.
Gin: oh yeah well
I'll leave the conversation like that, everyone saw us bickering. Finally it started to get physical. It started with Gin giving me a noogie. Then I hit him on the head... and it was ON! We started fighting. Everyone looked at us in surprise and fear, because the fight we were fighting was very dangerous.
Teacher: COOLY! STOP FIGHTING WITH YOUR CHAPERONE!
Me: whoops...
Gin: haha! You got scolded!
Me: shut up, I'm gonna tell on you! I'm gonna tell Aizne you harrased me and-
Gin: hey! Don't lie!
Me: hehe, now I found your weak point!
Teacher: ! Are you related to her?
Gin: nope.
Teacher: distantly related?
Me: nope.
Teacher: your parent's friend?
Gin and me: no
Teacher: what are you? Her dad's worst nightmare?
Gin and Me: Bingo!
Teacher:...
Me: he's my friend actually.
Teacher: how old is he?
Me: 21.
Teacher: address him properly!
Me and Gin: over our cold, lifeless bodies.
Teacher: whatever! Um, so explore at your own will... and be back here in 6 hours for lunch!
Everyone: okay!
We all go our separate ways... Gin having no idea where they were going... 3 hours later.
Me: we're lost.
Gin: yeah, totally lost.
Shelby: hey! Where did Bob and frank go?
Gin: I don't know.
Me: and we don't care. Better off dead anyways.
Gin: yup!
Everyone looks at us.
Gin: fine! Everyone wait here while me and Cooly look for those idiots.
Cooly: why?
Gin: fine, Con, come with.
Con: hehe, let's go!
…. 30 minutes later.
Me:... OKAY! Who's idea was it to check a cave!
Con and Gin: sorry.
Me: uhg!
We were being chased by a VERY hungry bear.
Con puts his hands together.
Me: good! Pray for our survival!
Gin: no... I know what he's gonna pray for.
Me: huh?
Con:... please Chuck norris, give me the strength of your round house kick!
Gin: yeah! What he said!
Me: ARE YOU ALL IDIOTS?
Bear: !
Con stops and does a round house kick, the bear is down...
Me:...
Con: oh yeah! Ha! Now, who owes me an apology?
Me:... no one, look *points behind Con*
Con: huh? *looks* crap.
Gin: oof.
The bear was still conscious... and it was PISSED.
Con: oh FML
Me: yeah, FYL
Gin: totally.
The bear was about to go BAM and hit us to the rings of Saturn, but... 2 idiots showed up... bringing in some unwanted company with them.
Frank: HELP US!
Bob: THERE ARE MONSTERS! MOMMY!
Me: oh, man up.
Con: seriously.
Me: hmm... oh wow, an vasto lorde.
Gin: *whistles* ya don't see that very often.
Con: how are we gonna deal with it? Are we gonna use spiritually powered AK-47's to kill it?
Me: nah... let me show ya a little treat,
Gin, con, and the two idiots: ?
Me: I'm gonna show you guys my zanpakuto... watch carefully... *summons zanpakuto*
Con and Gin: I don't have a very good feeling about this.
Me: don't worry, I'll hold back.
Con and Gin: oh, okay!
Me: hehe.
Dark reiatsu starts to gather.
Gin: okay, bad feeling's back.
Con: I don't know, It could be like Ichigo's reiatsu...
Me: it's been a while, here I go... Itami o miru (show them pain), Yami no ryu! (dragon of darkness)
Gin:... that translates into dragon of darkness right?
Con: okay, bad feeling's back.
My sword turns black, the guard turns into 2 wings, the bottom of my sword has a dragon's head engraved onto it... the eyes were red. So my ENTIRE sword (except the eyes) was black.
Me: prepare yourself... I will make your death as slow as possible.
Gin and Con pale, while the two idiots fainted (REAL manly)
Me: hehe, prepare yourself, it's been a while... hmm, well, here I go!... *dead serious expression* open,
Jigoku! (pit of hell. Pleasant name isn't it?)
I swing the sword around me in a full circle, then I drive it into the ground. Suddenly, a large, ominous pit opens up. The Vasto Lorde desperately tries to stay on top, the feeling he was getting from my pit was not pleasant. Gin and Con shrink and hide behind a boulder. He finally got sucked in, I looked at them and smiled my usual smiles.
Me: let's go! Don't worry! It won't hurt you.
Con: "=.= uh, okay.
Gin: "-.- (I'm doing this one because his eyes are in slits!) um... are we going in?
Me: yeah, bring those punks with us.
Con and Gin pick up bob and frank. They jump into the hole after me, it closed up.
Con and Gin: 0.o
Con:... I never did anything bad... is this hell?
Gin: well, I guess that's why it's called Jigoku.
Me: alright! I'm done with the vasto lorde! *covered in black blood*
Gin:... um, is this what your soul is like?... and you better wash up.
Me: kinda, I have multiple zanpakutos. This on is just better to fight with... hehe, don't worry, the black blood will disappear since it's hollow blood. so let's head back!
Gin and con: -.- yeah!
I open a pit near the students, we come back and go to the teacher. You'll never guess what happened! Okay, so we had to call off the field trip because of 2 idiots. Almost all of the blood disappeared.. except for a streak on my cheek, but thankfully the teacher just dismissed it as mud. So we put the idiots on the ground and waited them to regain conciseness. Then...
Frank:...AHHH! *bolts up and smacks into the teacher.* ow! Monsters! Monsters are coming! MOMMY!
Bob: WE'VE JUST SEEN HELL! SOMEONE GET THE TEACHER!
The started yelling hysterically.
Teacher:... SILENCE!
Frank and Bob go quite.
Teacher: what is the meaning of this?
They started to try and tell the teacher what happened... and failed miserably.
Frank: so we ran into Mr. Ichimaru and then Cooly pulled out this sword! And then we saw hell and... then pitch black.
Teacher:... I'm calling your parents.
He goes and starts calling them.
Bob: but it seemed so real!
Gin bends down and whispers in a menacing tone, now frowning with his eyes partially open.
Gin: next time, you bring that kind of trouble, I will pierce through your heart with shinso.
Me: and I will put you through torture in Jigoku.
Con: got it?
Frank and Bob pale, they nod.
Gin becomes his usual self.
Gin: alright! When we get back to the school, ice cream party!
Everyone: YEAH!
after school was finished, we shunpoed back home... but meanwhile, I Seiretei/Japan...
Yami:... why do I feel like something bad just happened in the U.S.
Ace: because Gin is there.
Rain: and Cooly.
Etapa: and that kid named con.
Stebbin and Timmy: him and his Ak-47s.
Everyone:... oh well, if it's Cooly, nothing bad will really happen... OMG Cooly and Gin are together in the same house, same country! Crap, this is going to be bad!... but it will probably be all good at the end though... ah well, time to go to sleep!
And in Seiretei...
Aizen: why?
Yamamoto: this is going to take a while.
Kira:... TAICHO! WHY?
U.S.
Me and Gin: ACHOO! ACHOO!
Gin: oof, someone must be thinking about me.
Me: *sniff* yeah...
Gin:... do your parents even know about that awful Zanpakuto?
Me: HEY! Yami no ryu is not awful! He can't help it if his name is that bad!
Gin:... but then it's your fault, he's supposed to reflect on your soul.
Me:... like I said, I have many zanpakutos, he's just the one that's the best for fighting!
Gin:... I see...
Me: oh stop looking at me so skeptically! One day I'll show you! I'll show you that I'm not that cruel!
Gin: interesting... okay, I'm starved, let's eat.
Me:... FINE!
After we ate, I gave Gin the silent treatment.
Gin: Cooly...
Me:...
Gin: Cooly! Please stop giving me the silent treatment! It feels so bad when you give me the silent treatment.
Me:...
Gin: Cooly! Fine! I'm sorry I insulted your Zanpakuto!
Me:... goodnight.
Gin: YES! er, goodnight.
Then we slept... day one of week one finished!
what do you think? Good? Bad? Think I'm evil? let me know!
yours truly,
Cooly :)