Chapter 7:... and back to Seiretei I go.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.
-.- well, thanks to the teacher, the 2 idiots are in guidance class, bad news is, is that school is cancelled because.. well, you know the bear? Well, it managed to cause some injuries, it was very angry when we ran it over, but it was self defense!... and why is it bad? Gin wants me to visit Serietei. Why is it bad? Because I'm going to have to put up with all of the complaints when Gin destroyed half of Seiretei... so, here it is...
Yami:... I wanna see Cooly.
Timmy, Rain, Etapa, Harribel,and Ace: yeah.
Nicci: well, at least Gin is gone, I've been put through hell. Okay, when Ukitake went berserk because of the coffee, he wiped out the squad 4 barraks. So, I had to heal nearly half of the Gotei 13! it's awful! I'm finally on break!
Rain:... hey, what's that sound?
Etapa: kinda sounds like someone is yelling.
Harribel: yeah... sounds like Gin and Cooly.
Yami: but that's impossible! They're in America!
Ace: yeah, you're right, it is im-
we crash land and land on Ace.
Ace: ow! … wth, Cooly? Gin? Aren't you supposed to be in Americ-
suddenly Siari crashes on Ace.
Ace: REALLY?
Siari: man, that gate needs to be fixed... oh, hey Cooly, Gin.
Me and Gin: Siari, everyone.
Rain:... why are you guys here?
Gin: I made Cooly come back... it's only for a day though.
Me: yeah, I gotta stu-
Kenpachi: Ichimaru! YOU'VE PUT US IN HELL!
Kenpachi grabs Gin by the collar of his shirt.
Gin: *genuinely confused* ? Huh? What do you mean?
Kenpachi: Ukitake went berserk and destroyed Seiretei.
Gin: that's why the place is wrecked, but why would he do that? It's not like anyone gave him coffee or anything.
Kenpachi and Nicci:... you didn't?
Gin: nope! I just planned on doing the whipped cream trick.
Nicci:... come with us, NOW.
Gin: wha-
he was cut off when Kenpachi and Nicci whisked him away to the 1st division.
Everyone: HEY! Wait up!
We all dash after them.
A half hour later, the mess was cleared up... well we cleared Gin's name at least.
Yamamoto:... so who did it then?
Rain: I don't know...
Yami:... um, yeah, same.
Me: where's Siari?
Kenpachi: she said she was going to go and look around.
Me:... okay, so what do we do now?
Yamamoto:... Gin, how many hollows appeared in America?
Gin: where I was, maybe 4-5, all small fries except the Vasto lorde.
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Unohana: a Vasto Lorde? how did you take it out without anyone noticing? I'm sure it put up a fight.
Gin pales and his grin falters a little as he remembered THAT experience.
Aizen: are you okay Gin?
Gin: y-yeah... umm... Cooly took care of it.
Everyone looks at me, I smiled.
Me: it was easy.
I said it so casually they started to become suspicious.
Unohana: who's Zanpakuto did you use?
Me: mine.
Everyone looks at me in surprise.
Kenpachi: you have a zanpakuto?
Me: of course.
Tousen: what is its name?
Gin:... you're better off not knowing.
Unohana: and why not?
Gin: just trust me, if you ask Cooly's friend in America then you will know what I'm talking about.
Yamamoto: uh huh, so Cooly, how would you feel to be temporary captain of squad 13?
Me: NO, I'm not staying here for very long.
Rain: aww.
Stebbin: why?
Me: because of school.
Harribel: ditch!
Etapa: it won't be that bad.
Yami: come on! We barely see you!
Ace: pwease!
Me: no, I'll visit, but I won't stay for more than 3 days max.
Everyone:... fine.
Yamamoto: but who put coffee in Ukitake's drink?
Siari: YO! Hey, I'm back, what are all of you guys talking about?
Yamamoto: about who gave Ukitake coffee.
Siari:... was it decaf?
Kenpachi: yeah.
Siari:... whoops.
Everyone: whoops?
Siari: you see, I was at squad 13 when Ukitake asked if I could fix his machine for making tea, well, I fixed it... but I accidentally put coffee beans in the machine because I wanted to test it out... and well, I forgot to take the rest of the beans out... hehe, oopsie, sorry.
Yamamoto:...
everyone:...
Me: so what now?
Yamamoto:... um, I don't know either...
Gin: alright, so... let's have some fun I guess, what do you guys want to do?
Unohana:... Gin! Your accent is gone!
Me: almost.
Gin: wow, you guys are right, I guess it is kind of gone, oh well.
Yami: GIN NO LONGER HAS AN ACCENT! THE WORLD IS GONNA END!
Gin:... I think I should be offended.
Me: but you're not right?
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Gin: yeah, so anywa-
Mayuri: I'm not going to let the subject slip! Cooly! WHAT IS YOUR ZANPAKUTO?
Gin: ya don't wanna know.
Aizen: is seems Gin's accent has returned because of fear.
Komamura: I think you should drop the subject.
Mayuri: NO! It may be valuable for my research!
Me: alright, I'll tell you the name of him, he's the one I normally use for combat.
Gin:... just don't freak out.
Mayuri: okay! Tell me!
Me:... Yami no ryu, the attack I usually use Jigoku.
Everyone pales.
Gin: I warned ya.
Yami:... wow.
Mayuri:...thank you... I don't think I will need anymore information. But can I see you preform it.
Gin: NO! GOD NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Everyone was shocked at how much Gin opposed it.
Etapa:... let's save it for another day.
Rain: I'll take a rain check.
Timmy: haha, sadly it will be today because of your name.
Rain:... dang it!
Siari; I'm outta here!
Timmy: same, I might die if I see it.
Ace: I have a weak heart.
They all shunpo out.
Me: well, too bad for them but I have no intention of using Jigoku, unless you wanna be tortured.
Yamamoto:...
Mayuri: DO IT!
Me: very well, Itami o Miru, Yami no ryu!
Kenpachi:... B.A Zanpakuto.
Me: open, Jigoku.
To be continued.
Guys, I'm sorry if all of you guys were enjoying it, but I'm a bit depressed. I will not name the cause, but I will not update for a while...
yours truly,
Cool guy 33 ;(
and to those people who insulted Etapa's work. here's a message from a few people put together.
By insulting other peoples work, they destroy the dreams and selfesteem of those peoples. We don't try to get anyones
attention. We are here to unleash our imagination as well as we can. Nobody
can write perfect stories. Some will be very bad. However, if you give good
advises and don't start insulting them, you make them better authors. The way
you do it now however, only destroys that persons will to continue writing,
leaving him with no space for improvement. You are not helping, you are
destroying.
thus the saying, unleash your imagination.