Chapter 8:... the fool.

Disclaimer: I do not own bleach (but I do own my zanpakuto :))

I'm up and running again! Hehe, I have to say, it literally took tears to get my inspiration back, lol. Okay! And, to, The Reporter, you may report this fanfic all you like, but until it gets taken down, I will not cease to have my fun :D

all I could think, was "the poor fool" the guy literally, jumped in with some of his technology, into the pit.

Me: Wait! You have to go in with me or els-

there was a scream and a roar of rage.

Gin:... the poor guy, well, guess it's time to find another captain!

Yamamoto:... I'm almost tempted, but we most rescue him... he's the only one who can efficiently run all of the electronics in this place.

Me:... true, so... who volunteers to go in and save the poor guy with me? I need 3 people.

Gin:... *sigh* I guess I will have to say, no.

Me:... wow, very helpful.

Gin: :)

Kira:... I guess I will go...

Gin: NO! I guess I will have to come along with you to make sure you don't get hurt.

Kira: I didn't know you cared!

Gin:... well, who else will do my paperwork?

Me: okay, 2 down, 1 to go. Anyone?

Someone: Cooly! I was looking for you!

Me:... holy crap! Dad?

Dad: yeah! We were looking for you! Then I figured you might of come here! And holy mother of fudge! THAT'S your zanpakuto?... I guess my little angel is a little demon, I'll go!

Me:... okay, just so you know, I have a few others. But I have a good one!... but I just don't want to show you!

Dad:... uh huh... yo! Yamamoto!

Yamamoto: oh! Captain 14! ho-

Me: we're wasting precious time! While we're talking, Kurotsuchi is being tortured!

Dad: who?

Me:... no tie to explain! Let's go!

They take a deep breath, pray they will make it out unharmed, and Gin prays for the power of Chuck Norris's round house kick... and they jump. I wait for them to jump in first, then I follow.

They all are stunned (except Gin) at the hell like seen before them.

Dad:...

Kira: 0.0

Gin: -.-

Me: :) let's go!

Another scream.

Me:... that way! Go in pairs! Don't separate from your buddy!

Dad:... why?

Me: because if you get separated from me, you will at least be able to stay alive before I come and get you.

Timmy: really?

Siari: I guess what she says is the law.

Yami:... I guess.

Ace: I have a weak heart, so I will try not to die.

Stebbin: this place is REAL gloomy.

Harribel: yeah, but at least Cooly is here to guide us.

Me: yeah... wait, WHY ARE YOU GUYS HERE?

Yami: we jumped in at the last second.

Me:... don't die, okay?

Everyone: we intend to not die.

Me: uh, huh, to Kurotsuchi!

We kept following the sound of his screams, we found him, surrounded by demons and shades.

Me: alright! Break it up! He's with me.

They all back up and reveal Kurotsuchi, in the middle, untouched, with his equipment. One of the shades float over to me.

Shade #1: hey Cooly, um, that guy is with you? We didn't touch him, we swear. But all of a sudden he screamed and froze, he's been screaming non stop, and we're trying to take a nap.

Me: uh huh...

I walk over to kurotsuchi.

Me: hey, you okay?

Kurotsuchi:... it's impossible.

Everyone: ?

Kurotsuchi: this place defies all science.

Me: how would that be?

Kurotsuchi: Demons that are nice, a hell like pit that opens up at your command, lava that doesn't burn you, HOW CAN THIS BE?

Me:...

Gin:...

Siari:...

everyone:... you're an idiot.

Kurotsuchi: WHAT?

Me: well, it's just that this is my zanpakuto. It's not really at the center of the earth.

Kurotsuchi:... I've never heard of a zanpakuto like this.

Gin: me neither.

Dad:... so, is this really what your soul is like?

Me: when I'm mad, yes.

Everyone:...

Kurotsuchi: not possible, in order to create a realm like this, it would take at least 3 captains. AND, you're a gi-

Kurotsuchi's voice is muffled by Gin's hand.

Gin: SHH! if you say that line, you're a dead man.

Kurotsuchi:... yeah right, anyway, face it. You're a girl! Girls are weak by nature.

Gin, Yami, Timmy, Siari, Ace, Stebbin, and Harribel: *gasp, eyes open wide, covering mouth* the poor fool actually said it.

Me: …. WHAT THE FREAKIN HECK DID YOU SAY? AH? I WILL GUT YOU!

I have censored the rest. It, was awful. Unohana had to treat his wounds, they were so bad, he had to be hospitalized for 4 weeks. After that, everyone gave me my space and I went back home to eat my chicken soup.

you like? let me know if I am getting rusty!

yours truly,
Cooly :)