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Now onto the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own glee


Kurt Hummel: So performance at assembly but really Le Freak? We are going to be laughed at.

[Finn Hudson, Artie Abrams and Mercedes Jones like this]

Artie Abrams: I hear ya!

Rachel Berry: At least we get to perform in front of people and get more members!

Mercedes Jones: And get fruit thrown at us.

[Kurt Hummel and Tina Cohen-Chang like this]

Finn Hudson: I hate fruit!

Rachel Berry: We won't get hit by fruit!

Kurt Hummel: Shoes?

[Mercedes Jones likes this]

Rachel Berry: NO NOTHING!


Kurt Hummel: Okay push it? Can't say that's any better.

[Tina Cohen-Chang likes this]

Rachel Berry: It's better than Le Freak! And we are giving the school what they want!

Tina Cohen-Chang: a-and wh-whats that?

Kurt Hummel: Blood?

Rachel Berry: SEX!

[Finn Hudson likes this]

Kurt Hummel: Really? That's stupid.

Mercedes Jones: I agree with white boy.

Artie Abrams: I like it.

[Finn Hudson likes this]

Tina Cohen-Chang: o.O


Kurt Hummel: Well it went pretty well. But now we can't sing songs like this anymore. I don't disagree.

[Mercedes Jones likes this]

Finn Hudson: I loved that! It was so much fun! But I totally disagree!

Mercedes Jones: You boys just love singing sex don't cha?

Artie Abrams: Straight up!

Tina Cohen-Chang: o.O

Rachel Berry: I don't understand. The school wanted sex. But I still did amazing!

Mercedes Jones: Shut up.


Kurt Hummel is now friends with Quinn Farbray, Santana Lopez, and Brittany Pierce.


Kurt Hummel: Yes! We now have 9 members! Thank you ladies for joining.

[Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson like this]

Quinn Farbray: No problem. I love singing, and now I get to be around my boyfriend more.

[Finn Hudson likes this]

Rachel Berry: Is there a dislike button?

Santana Lopez: Shut it man hands.

Rachel Berry: Wow Santana your kind of a bitch.

Santana Lopez: Proud to be :)

Brittany Pierce: Of course kurtie! I luv singing and dancing. Are you a dolphin?

Kurt Hummel: A dolphin? I'm pretty sure I'm human.

Santana Lopez: Britt Britt, let's not bother Kurt.

Brittany Pierce: But I want to know if he is a dolphin!

Santana Lopez: Britt, meet me at my house in an hour!

Brittany Pierce: OKAY!

Artie Abrams: I'm confused.

[Kurt Hummel and Finn Hudson like this]


A/N: Sorry it was a shorter chapter. Not much happened with Kurt. Thank you for reading. Reviews are lovely!