Chapter 9:Naked.
Disclaimer: I do not won Bleach! ( or the bleach detergent )
okay, let's take a break from the sequence of events...
Seconda (Etapa): hey! Don't forget me this time!
Me:... I'll think about.
Gin: so what are you gonna tell them next?
Yami: how about THAT incident?
Gin:... which one?
Yami: you know... the one with Gin... and his...
Me: *shudders* they don't want a horror fic!
Kira: how about... THAT time a week ago?
Seconda: I think they will enjoy that one!
Me: really? I don't know...
Timmy: how about when I got my dog, naked?
Everyone: hehehe *starts to remember how she got her dog.*
Ace: that would be nice.
Harribel: :( but it doesn't have me in it! Or Ace, or Nicci!
Me:... but it's a very good story! A bit pointless, but funny.
I was walking down the street... quite literally down the street. I was right smack in the middle. No cars were coming by, so I saw no need to use the side walk. Then, I saw Timmy and Seconda (I now call him that) walking down on the other side, holding something. I went over.. and this is how it went.
Me: wassup?
(Note: this was before I moved.)
They all jump, Timmy hides the thing behind her back.
Timmy: hey... I thought you were doing some after school activities...
Me: yeah, but it ended early because we finished early, what do you have there?
Timmy:... um...
Yami: wassup guys! How's the puppy doing?
Yami popped out of nowhere.
Me: puppy?
Timmy: dang it, I wanted to surprise you... but oh well! I found a puppy! But it's hairless and I found it on the street... it's currently week 1.
Yami: yeah, it looks like a hound, but with no hair.
Me: let me see.
They show it to me. And it really did look like a fur less hound.
Me:... what are you gonna name it?
Timmy: I'm gonna name him... naked!
Yami, Me, ace, and Seconda: Naked?
Timmy: yeah! it would be sooo funny! Like, Hey mom! Can I walk Naked down the street?
Me: hehe, that would be funny.
Yami: or it could be "Hey dad! I'm gonna run Naked down the street with my friends!"
Seconda: HAHAHA! omg, we should totally do that!
Timmy: let's do this!
so... here is how it went at the zoo...
Me: wow, it's really noisy.
Yami: yeah, I can barely hear you.
Timmy:... wait, where's Naked?
Me: I thought she was with you.
we all looked around.
Timmy: we have to find her!
We all split up. I went to a game stall.
Me: excuse me sir.
Stall man: yes little lady?
Me: have you seen a dog, it's fur less, and his name is Naked. It's my friends dog.
But, unfortunately, because of the noise, some of my words were drowned out. The man blushed.
Stall man: no, but I'll let her know if I see her.
Because, of the noise, my sentence sounded like this: have you seen my naked friend?
I didn't even know, but I went on searching for Naked.
The same thing happened with all of us... everyone had such dirty minds! Oh well, they can't help it. They are, after all, old.
Timmy: *out of breath* have *pant* you *pant* guys *pant* found *pant* Naked?
All of us: *pant* no *pant* haven't *pant* even *pant* seen her *pant*
Gin: wassup guys?
Me: *pant* have *pant* you *pant* seen *pant* Timmy's*pant* dog Naked?*pant*
Gin:... you mean this one? *reveals Naked. Behind back*
Timmy: Naked!
Naked: *barks happily*
Timmy hugs Naked.
Me: where in the world did you find her?
Gin: not in this world. You see, I was happily avoiding my paper work and decided to take a stroll. Then, out of nowhere, this Dog smashes into me. Giving me this lovely bruise *shows left shoulder* and so, I decided to come here, only to find you.
Yami: thank go-... what do you mean "only to find you?"
Me: i feel like i should be offended.
Seconda: yeah, but you don't know if it's a compliment or and insult right?
Stebbin: hey guys!... Gin... what's with the ugly dog?
Timmy: HEY! it's MY dog!
Stebbin:... Timmy, what's with the naked dog?
Timmy: his name is Naked.
Stebbin:... the insanity never ends...
Gin: so where have you been?
Stebbin: ah, homework, A LOT of it.
Me: yay! You're back!
Gin: so why name him Naked?
Stebbin: seriously, why?
Timmy: because! Wouldn't it be cool to say "hey mom! I'm going to walk Naked down the street!" or, "I'm gonna walk Naked with my friend down the street!" wouldn't that sound so funny!
Stebbin:... I guess.
Gin: THAT'S SO COOL! but, how did Naked get into Seiretei?
Yami: I have absolutely NO idea.
Gin: maybe she's a special dog!
Me: uh-huh. so... I'm hungry, wanna go and tell my mom to make us food?
Gin: Y-ES! I'm sure your parents will be happy to see me again.
Seconda: or will try to murder you.
Yami: or kick you out.
Timmy: I'm pretty sure they'll commit suicide because of us.
Me:.. that would be a problem.
Seconda: it would be really bad if your parents died.
Me: No, not that part, who would give me food?
Yami: you're so cruel.
Gin: she's joking... now, are we gonna go and eat? Or are we gonna chat all day?
We all got food, including Naked. My parents didn't freak out, but they just gave us food... but then I had an idea.
Me: so, Timmy, are you gonna walk Naked tomorrow?
This caught my parent's attention. We haven't even told them the dog's name. Everyone caught on.
Timmy: yeah, I hope it's not cold, it will be a real pain since I really want to walk Naked.
Mom:... now wait a second.
Seconda: may I walk Naked with you? We can learn a lot from each other. (as in, talk and learn how to take care of dogs.)
Dad: *alarmed* I don't th-
Gin: that will be interesting, will this be your first time walking Naked?
Timmy: no, this would probably be the 6th time.
Seconda: really? I've only done it twice with you though. Why didn't you invite me?
Yami: because there were too many people. You see, if you're walking Naked, you can't have to many people otherwise we will look strange.
Gin: true, I might walk Naked with you guys to.
Me: then won't there be too many people?
Yami: you can join us.
Me: oh yeah! We're walking Naked down the street! WHOOP WHOOP!
Dad: now hold on-
Stebbin: I'll Walk Naked down the street with you guys also, it should be very interesting, I hope when We're walking Naked down the street, we don't attract too much attention.
Gin: when should we do it?
Timmy: after school, we can all stop by my house, then we'll walk Naked down the street.
All of us: YAY!
Dad: NOW HOLD ON A SECOND!
Me: that's not physically possible dad, you can't hold onto a second.
Dad: BE QUIET!
Timmy: it's not nice to yell.
Dad: STFU! NOW, YOU ALL ARE NOT GOING TO WALK NAKED DOWN THE STREET! ESPECIALLY YOU GIN! YOU'RE AN ADULT! WHY WOULD YOU AGREE?
Mom: yes, it's insane.
Me: huh?
Gin: what are you guys talking about, it's okay to walk Naked down the street. Other people do it to.
Mom and Dad: NO THEY DON'T!
Seconda: so we shouldn't walk Naked?
Mom and dad: no.
Stebbin: that doesn't make sense, no one will mind as long as we pick up Naked's poo.
Mom: huh?
Timmy: you know, Naked, my dog.
Dad:... oh..
Yami: what did you think it meant?
Dad and mom: nothing, we just thought you meant something else
Me uh, huh.
Gin: Dirty minds!
And so, we walked Naked down the street. The end.
I'd like to thank my friend who gave me this idea, and she's done it herself. Let me know how it is!
Yours truly,
Cooly :)
P.S sorry for the huge delay!