A/N: Thanks you again for all the alerts, favorites and reviews.
Okay everyone is super excited about this chapter. I tried my best and hopefully this doesn't disappoint anyone.
Disclaimer: I do not own glee.
Kurt Hummel: Damn, never dance to Single Ladies in a unitard when your dad gets home.
[Tina Cohen-Chang likes this]
Brittany Pierce: I think you looked pretty hot kurtie
Kurt Hummel: Um thank you? But now I have to somehow join football great.
[Brittany Pierce likes this]
Rachel Berry: Why football?
Kurt Hummel: I told my dad that's what football players do nowadays. Now he thinks I'm in football.
Finn Hudson: We don't do that though. I think...
Santana Lopez: Finn stop thinking so much... your brain might explode
[Artie Abrams likes this]
Quinn Farbray: Stop being so mean to Finn! His little brain needs to think more often.
Finn Hudson: Hey! It's not little.
Kurt Hummel: Finn what's 12 x 12 ?
Finn Hudson: Uh... Idk. The numbers are too high!
Quinn Farbray: My point exactly.
[Santana Lopez, Artie Abrams, Kurt Hummel and 1 other like this]
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: I need your help.
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: Is it math? I suck at math.
Santana Lopez: and dancing.
[Mercedes Jones likes this]
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: No! I need help with football!
Kurt Hummel: YES I'M ON THE TEAM! I'm the kicker!
[Finn Hudson, Artie Abrams and Mercedes Jones like this]
Finn Hudson: Kurt you are an amazing kicker!
Santana Lopez: Now that just sounds wrong.
[Brittany Pierce likes this]
Quinn Farbray: Finn? What's going on…? Are you gay?
Finn Hudson: WHAT! NO! The kicker is a position on the football team!
Artie Abrams: And Kurt is the best kicker.
Santana Lopez: Of course it is.
Rachel Berry: Santana will you shut up! Finn is not gay!
Quinn Farbray: How would you know…?
Brittany Pierce: Finn is getting his mac on with Rachel!
Tina Cohen-Chang: O.o
Kurt Hummel: Can we please not talk about who is having sex with whom on my status.
[Mercedes Jones and Rachel Berry like this]
Quinn Farbray: Fine, Finn we need to talk. Now.
Kurt Hummel: Tina congrats on your solo!
[Mercedes Jones and Artie Abrams like this]
Rachel Berry: Dislike.
Tina Cohen-Chang: T-thank yo-you Kurt!
Mercedes Jones: Rachel shut up. Other people can have a solo; this club is not all about you!
[Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, Quinn Farbray and 2 others like this]
Rachel Berry: I did that part way better than Tina! That part is made for me!
Quinn Farbray: Will you just shut up for once in your life!
Artie Abrams: Oh snap!
[Santana Lopez likes this]
Rachel Berry: I quit. No one appreciates my talent.
[Santana Lopez and Quinn Farbray like this]
Brittany Pierce to Kurt Hummel: kurtie you look super hot in the uniform! I love your dancing, man can your hips swing!
[Santana Lopez, Quinn Farbray, Rachel Berry, and 2 others like this]
Finn Hudson: Wow damn Kurt. All the ladies liked that. How on earth do you keep getting the girls? So unfair!
[Artie Abrams likes this]
Kurt Hummel: YES WE WON! OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
[Finn Hudson and Artie Abrams like this]
Finn Hudson: That was amazing! You won it for us!
Mercedes Jones: Good Job boy!
Kurt Hummel: Thank you Finn and Cedes'
Brittany Pierce: You looked sexy. Can I tap you?
Kurt Hummel: Thank you again? And no!
Brittany Pierce: Awwww :( and no problem kurtie.
Quinn Farbray: I think Finn was pretty amazing :)
[Rachel Berry likes this]
Finn Hudson: Thank you babe!
Santana Lopez: Will you two stop making me throw up?
[Rachel Berry likes this]
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Mike Chang, Noah Puckerman, and Matt Rutherford.
Kurt Hummel: Yes! We now have 11 members! Thank you boys for joining!
[Mike Chang, Finn Hudson, Matt Rutherford and 3 others like this]
Noah Puckerman: Okay lets get this straight Hummel, we are not boys were men. Very sexy men.
Mike Chang: With Abs.
[Noah Puckerman, Matt Rutherford and Mike Chang likes this]
Santana Lopez: Did you just like your own comment Mike?
Mike Chang: Yup!
Kurt Hummel: Wow that's just sad.
[Mercedes Jones likes this]
Tina Cohen-Chang: Y-yay! An-another Asian!
Mike Chang: Wooh! Asians rule
Kurt Hummel: I love my dad!
[Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, Mike Chang, and 4 others like this]
Mercedes Jones: Did you...you know?
Kurt Hummel: I'll call you.
Brittany Pierce: I luv ur dad too.
Noah Puckerman: Wow Brittany that's just creepy.
[Kurt Hummel likes this]
A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews are lovely :)