Chapter 11: Thanksgiving!
Disclaimer:... you know, the usual.
Tis the season to have stuffing fa la la la laaaa la la la la!
Me: do you know what day it is?
Siari: November 25th the current time is nine fifty.
Yami:... I know what day it is today!
Ace: what?
Yami: it's picture day!
Me: NO! For cripes sake it's thanksgiving!
Timmy: thanks-a-what?
Nicci: Thanksgiving, I've heard of it before. The humans in America have something called thanksgiving to celebrate fall or something...
Me: yeah, and there's going to be a huge feast at my house!
Gin: feast? Oh! Thanksgiving! Let's have it at Seir-
Everyone: NO!
Me: have you forgotten what happened when I went to Seiretei? You set ΒΌ of Seiretei on fire!
Gin: oh, you're still holding that against me?
Me: if you guys want to know whats going on, go to the Q&A's on Seconda Etapa's forums.
Gin: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YACHIRU WOULD THROW A SPOON AT ME?
Me: well, you shouldn't have caught it.
Yami: she has a point Gin.
Me: okay, so you wanna have thanksgiving at my house? I would like to stay in the world of the living thank you very much. You nearly killed me, and destroyed Seiretei the last few times I've been here, so my soul will stay firmly in this body.
Yami: she does have a point.
Seconda: almost died last time.
Timmy:... Jigoku...
Con: wassup?
Me: sup Con, wanna have thanksgiving at my house?
Con: Heck yeah! TURDUCKEN!
Gin: Turducken?
Me: it's basically a giant turkey, and inside the turkey there's a duck, and inside of the duck there's a chicken.
Yami: wish I could be there... but we're all going on a vacation thing...
Me: kay, Gin Turducken?
Gin: sure... can I make it?
Mom:... sure, we'll all die with my cooking anyway.
Dad: Gin, I have always disliked you, but now I ask you a favor... PLEASE cook. We all almost died last thanksgiving.
Me: I almost threw up.
Gin: you had thanksgiving in Japan?
Me:... yes.
Gin: okay... let me try!
So, in Gin's kitchen.
Gin: so a turkey in the duck, and the turduck in the chicken!... this is one messed up recipe.
And so.. the mixed up recipe is created, and Gin has amazing skills at stretching the duck and chicken.
Me: I wonder how Gin is doing with the turducken.
Gin: I'm all done!
Mom: that was fast.
Gin: yup! I bake cookies in my free time, often making Aizen and Ran-chan some.
Con: Itadakimasa!
Me: idiot, it's Itadakimasu!
Gin: is your friend trying to speak Japanese? Because he sounded like a mentally retarded child.
Con: haha, I try!
Me:... so is the turducken ready?
Gin: huh? You mean the chickducktur?
Con:... wtf is that?
Gin: like what you said! Or the turducken is what you call it. It's a chicken, and inside the chicken there is a duck, and in the duck there's a turkey!
Me, Con, Mom, and Dad:... how did you pack it in?
Gin: take a look!
And what we see, is the physically impossible thing... a chicken, and inside a chicken there's a duck, and inside the duck, there's a Turkey.
Me:... witch craft.
Con: Chuck Norris, please give me the strength to not die.
Mom: will it explode.
Gin: no, only if yo-
Dad: hey, what's this? (pulls our needle)
Gin: do that.. RUN!
Me and Con are experienced with Gin, and at that moment, I grabbed my mom, and he grabbed my dad, and we ran. Gin was right after us, five seconds later we here an explosion. And Gin smiled sheepishly. We go in, and there are bits of meat and broth everywhere around the house. And there being side by side, were the three birds... or at least what was left of them.
Me:.. GIN.
Gin: it wasn't my fault! It was your dad who pulled out the needle!
Me: use your brain. What the heck would we ask you to do the nearly impossible?
Gin:...
Con: THAT WAS AWESOME!
Me: Con.
Con: yes?
Me: I will do what I normally threaten you with a blunt knife.
Con pales.
Gin: I thought you were nice, why are you so dark Cooly-chan?
Me:... America is stressful.
Yours truly,
Cooly :)