Chapter 12: Merry Christmas!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach!

Sorry for not updating for such a long time! school is draining my inspiration (or helping it cuz the teachers rant on and on and on. And as I am bored, I must find a way to entertain myself)

Me: Alright, Yami, Timmy, Stebbin, Ace and Seconda. You guys are NOT going to wiggle your way out of celebrating Christmas with me.

Yami: but I...

Seconda: have nothing to do?

Ace:... alright, what are you and Gin gonna do this time?

Me: *Cackles evilly with lightning in the background.* HAHAHA

Stebbin:... Is she okay?

Me: Me? I'm perfectly fine, but you guys, you guys are gonna SUFFER, suffer for abandoning me with Gin!

Ace: I thought you guys were best buds!

Me: on the holidays? I would be safer with a man eating bear!

Seconda:... so you're just leaving us?

Me: yup! Me and my family are gonna go snowboarding! Peace! *sticks tongue out before vanishing in a puff of smoke*

Ace:...Dang...

Yami:... let's run!

Gin: Too late!~ let's go.

Stebbin: Holy crap.

Ace: we are all

Yami: going to

Everyone except Gin: Die.

Five minutes later...

Seconda: HOLY SHIZ!

Ace: WTF!

Yami: F.M.L!

Stebbin: WTF GIN?

Gin: I'M SO SORRY!

Me: GIN! I'm GONNA MURDER YOU!

Why are they yelling? Well, let's flash a few minutes before all of this happened.

Yami: so... what do you guys wanna do?

Seconda: *shrugs* we're in the care of Gin, so we should just go along with whatever he wants.

Gin: yay! So in that case, let's follow Cooly-chan!

Everyone: What?

Gin: I'm curious, plus, revenge.

Stebbin: Dude, not cool. Sure, we're mad, but STALKING Cooly?

Ace: That's a little much.

Gin: guys, we're not stalking her! We're... making sure she doesn't get herself hurt!

Seconda:... a viable excuse, let's go!

Stebbin: alright.

Ace: fine by me.

Yami:... as long as we don't have to face her Jigoku...

Everyone shudders.

Two minutes later.

Gin: grr

Yami: my thoughts exactly.

Ace: who knew?

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Gin: not me.

Seconda: so that's why she abandoned us...

Stebbin: so she wanted a NORMAL day huh?

Gin: boring! So what should we do?

Everyone shrugs.

Gin: *snaps* I know! Right-click follow.

Stebbin: Right click follow? Seriously Gin?

Seconda: someone is playing a little too much runescape.

Yami:... omg Gin.

Gin: shaddup! Let's go!

Everyone follows Gin up a mountain.

Stebbin: oh! That's right, what happened to your accent?

Seconda: Yeah, I mean, you can't just lose it,

Gin:... well, I had ta do somethin... and being around you guys are really startin to effect me.

Yami: uh-huh, so what are we doing.

Gin: finding man eating bears to make this more exciting.

Everyone stops dead in their tracks.

Yami: WHAT?

suddenly, there are five bears chasing after them. They all run for their lives.

Me: what a nice day, isn't it mom?

Mom: yeah... you wanna do a few more runs?

Me: you know I do.

Dad: well, your mom and I will be in the lounge, come to us when you're done.

Me: 'kay.

I go up the ski lift, and see something in the distance, along with some screaming.

Me: what the heck... Holy Shiz, it's them!

I start to snowboard down the hill. Which now brings us to the present.

Me: ONE DAY, ONE DAY IS ALL I ASK!

Gin: we were CURIOUS!

Yami: YOU were WE WEREN'T.

Gin: but you gu-

Me: stop your bickering? Really Gin?

Gin:... I was bored.

Me: fudge you. Now, WHAT THE HECK DO WE DO WITH THE BEARS?

Timmy: we could... throw Gin in and see if they like how he tastes.

Gin: Cruel!

Me:... that's actually a really good idea.

Yami: it is?

Timmy: ha, of course it is! It's my idea!

Me: yeah, Gin won't be eaten by bears so easily. So then that will leave the bears puzzled, and we can run!

Gin: wha-

Me: *throws Gin in the middle of the bears*

Gin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yami: *prays* May god be merciful on that awful little soul.

Timmy: that's not how you do it!

Me: yeah! It goes like this, *prays* Chuck Norris, please give this poor soul the power of your round house kick, as unworthy as he seems to be.

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Stebbin: ooh, that's a good one!

Seconda: wow, when were you so cruel with Gin?

Me: ever since he started to live with me.

Ace: Your poor parents, having to live with two mentally unstable people...

Stebbin:... poor them.

Seconda: I'm hungry, wanna go grab some lunch?

Timmy: sure, what about you Cooly?

Me: *shrugs* sure, I don't see why not.

We all have lunch with my parents, who don't even question why everyone was there. Five hours later, when I'm in my house...

Gin: COOLY-CHAN! YOU'RE SO MEAN!

Gin stomps into my house with three of the five dead bears on his back.

Me: well, at least now you have a good supply of food!

Mom: Yeah! I heard bear meat is good for you.

Dad: and quite tasty.

Gin: but, Cooly threw me into a mob of man eating bears! I could have died!

Me: but you didn't.

Dad: if you died, we would be sad...

Mom: but.

Me: I had faith in you. Faith that you would survive!

Gin:... stop making it sound like I'm special.

Dad: well, we tried.

Gin: let's have dinner!

Me: Bear meat?

Gin: *eyes glint* Revenge is sweet, and good.

And, we all had bear meat for Christmas dinner.

Well? Sorry for not updating in a while, I hate school. Have a merry, merry Christmas!

Yours truly, Cooly :)