Chapter 13: huh?
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, or Popcorn.
HOLY SHIZ! That was THE WORST experience of my life. Having writers block for a SUCH a long time. Now, let me see if I have grown rusty... (this chapter will alternate between script and regular format.)
What have I been doing these past weeks? Well, let me tell you...
Me:...
Gin: Ohaiyo, Cooly chan.
Me:...
Gin:... Cooooooooooooooly-chan?
Me: -.-
Gin: Oooooooooooooooiiiiii! *waves hand in front of my face*
Me: …...
Gin is now only centimeters from my face, frowning slightly.
Gin: *puts hands on my shoulders* Coo-
just then, my dad walks in. He freezes, he sees my dazed looked, and my messy hair. My shirt is lopsided, and I'm wearing my Pajama shorts. He then sees how Gin is so close to my face and his hands on my shoulders. Gin is actually clueless, actually being very innocent in that type of area. He straightens up and smiles, "good mornin c-OOF!" Gin is literally flying through the walls as he runs over to me.
Dad: are you alright Cooly?
Me:... yeah, I was just thinking about something...
Dad: Gin didn't do anything to you right?
Me: *blinks* huh? No, NO! He was doing absolutely nothin to me!
Dad:... alright... your mom and I have to go to a school meeting, so we'll be back in three or four hours. If Gin does anything to you, than just call out Yami no ryu and send him to jigoku.
Me: alright, alright. Have fun.
Dad: bye!~
they leave the house, and I try to fish Gin out of the rubble. I grin like I used, as in my maniac/psychotic grin.
Me: So, what do you wanna do?
Gin:... ahaha, let;s go to Seiretei.
Me: ALRIGHT! It's time for me to loosen up, and cause chaos in Seiretei once again!
We both put an arm around each others shoulder.
Both of us: And the Creators of Chaos reunite, and go back to Seiretei! *walks through the gate.*
Meanwhile, in Seiretei, they had JUST finished repairing the damage done by Gin.
Yamamoto: Phew, now that that is done, we can get back to the main problem at hand, the alarming increase of hollows in America. As you guys know t-
we both crash in from the ceiling. Yamamoto moans.
Yamamoto: Gin... you're back... with Cooly...
Me: AHAHA WE'RE BACK!~ DID YOU MISS ME PALE SHRIMP-CHAN!~?
It took everyone a minute to realize that I was referring to Toushiro.
Toushiro: It's Captain Hitsugaya!
Me: yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey old man, America's been REAL stressing, so I'm gonna hang out here for a while. Me and Gin will be in the kitchen!
We both shunpo to the Kitchen.
Yamamoto: Captain kurotsuchi, get the repair team ready. I have... no, I KNOW this will not end well.
Kurotsuchi: yes, yes.
Everyone prepares themselves for my usual self, and Gin's antics. But let us go to the kitchen.
Me: so what do you wanna do?
Gin:... I honestly do not know... OOOHHHH I know! I wanna make homemade popcorn!
Me:... Really? I'm honestly disappointed with this idea.
Gin: Humph! It is at the moment, but with a little bit of Cooly flare, and some touches made by me, it's gonna be REAL fun.
Me:... okay, Gin, get the BIGGEST pot you can find. And get Yami, Timmy, Seconda, Ace, Stebbin, Rain, Siari, and Nicci... I've gotta plan...
Gin: sweet! Kay!~ *shunpos*
Me: *chuckles evilly.* this is gonna be fun.
Thirty minutes later.
Gin: I've assembled the army..
Me: YAYZ! I've missed you guys SOOO much! But we can save all of the happy reunions for later... I'm planin somethin big... and I need your help.
Timmy: AHAHA WE'RE BACK BABY!
Yami: OMG, LET'S DO THIS THING!
Seconda: you don't even HAVE to ask, I'll always say yes with a chainsaw ready at hand!
Rain: Whoop, Whoop! Time to cause some chaos!
Siari: I was ever a logical person... nor and illogical person. But for today, LETS GO WILD!
Nicci: HEHE I'm ready to bandage the next moron who hurts themselves!
Me: Alright! Timmy and Yami, go to the super market, Ace is waiting there with... a lot of heavy stuff. I need you to empty the bag of it's contents into this pot.
Timmy and Yami: Yessir *dramatic salute* *shunpoes away*
Gin: Seconda and Rain, go to Africa. Aizen-Taicho is there. On a vacation over there. He has decided to help us with this operation, he will Give you A LOT of salt. Bring it back over here.
Rain and Siari: Alright! What are they up to? *shunpoes away*
Me: Stebbin! We need you to go and get a MUCH bigger pot!
Stebbin: *sweatdrops* got it! *shunpoes off*
Me:... and now, we must get the butter! Nicci, make sure NOBODY enters this kitchen.
Nicci: sure thing!
She has a chain saw in her left hand, and a very spiky sludge hammer in her right.
Me: I think that's it! Let's go!
Gin: YEAH!
We shunpo off.
Thirty minutes later.
Timmy, Seconda, Ace, Rain, Yami, and Siari all are panting. Right next to them, (it's a VERY big kitchen) there is 100 pounds of salt, and half a ton of the corn... seeds? Like that corn you find in those popcorn bags you have to microwave.
Gin and I: we're Back!~
Behind, us, we Have a 500 pound butter sculpture that spelled, "butter" in English. Everyone sweat drops as we plop it down next to us.
Me: hey, where's Stebbin?
Stebbin: Here!
We all look up and scramble out of the way. For Stebbin has fallen from the sky with a 200 meter high pot, it was just as wide as it's height.
Me:... Stebbin... That's...
Stebbin: that's...?
Me: *grins* PERFECT! ALRIGHT EVERYONE! LOAD THE STUFF ON THE FIREWOOD! *points to the wood that magically appeared.*
we all move the pot onto the wood, and pour everything we got inside. Gin got a HUGE spoon and started to stir everything until it looked like mush.
We all hug each other.
Me: I missed you guys!
Everyone: we've missed you to!
Seconda: you could have called.
Yami: or texted.
Rain: or maybe emailed?
Timmy: or VISITED!
Me: ahaha, sorry... but now, let there be popcorn! Run!
Everyone shunpoes away except for Gin, we both grin (ahaha, cheesy rhyme)
Me:Return all creation to ash...
Gin: hado number 39...
Me: Ryujin jakka!
Gin: shakkaho!
We both unleashed fire from our sword/hands, and ran.
Me: ahaha, that was fun.
Everyone: ?
Gin: you'll see.
We pass down those containers used for popcorn. And wait... a few minutes later, there was a dull roar... another minutes later, Popcorn Is flooding Seiretei, actually coming up to the walls. Everyone scoops up some popcorn.
Stebbin: ! This is really good!
Seconda: who knew Popcorn could do such devastating things, and still taste so good!
Rain: *munch* *munch*
Me: nom nom omn nom
Gin: dis ish reawy goor! (this is really good)
Rain: hmm, what a safe, fun way to torment people, and have a snack ready anytime.
Timmy: ahaha, best movie ever!
Ace: lol
Siari: now this, is the life.
Nicci: looks like Seiretei is no longer going to be boring.
Everyone: ya got that right!
Me: hey look! It's Shiro-chan!
Toushiro: YOU HALF #$^$ GAY FAG! WHAT THE FREAKING HELL WERE YOU THINKING YOU $^$#$% RETARD! YOU CALL ME A FREAKING SHRIMP WHEN YOU'RE JUST A LAZY HYPOCRITE WHO CAN'T FACE THE FACTS... YOU HAVE NO LIFE AND HAVE AN IQ LOWER THAN THAT OF AN INFANT!
Everyone:... 0.o
Seconda: Holy
Rain: SH**
Yami: he did NOT just say that.
Timmy: oh, I think he did.
Siari:... he's gonna die.
Stebbin: Again.
Gin cries fake tears, and sniffles.
Gin: poor Shir-chan...
And me? I was shocked, so shocked, popcorn fell out of my mouth... but a few seconds later, I crushed my popcorn, and shook with rage... and, I snapped.
Me: YOU FREAKING PIPSQUEAK! I'm FREAKING YOUNGER THAN YOU, AND YOU'RE STILL PUNY! HUH? WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO? OH THERE YOU ARE! I JUST NEEDED A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE YOU OLD MAN. I WILL FRY YOUR LITTLE PIPSQUEAK'S #$ AND SEND YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM YOU FREAKING SMURF! BRING IT!
Toushiro: OH, IT'S ON!
a few minutes later.
Me: DIE D**** IT!
TOUSHIRO: NOT A CHANCE YOU HAG!
Me: RETURN ALL CREATION TO ASH...
everyone (except toushiro) applies a lot of sunscreen.
Me: RYUJIN JAKKA!
Toushiro: Bankai!
Me: too late!
My flames hit him, and he hits the soft popcorn.
Everyone quickly gets a lot of popcorn, knowing what I was goin to do.
Me: burn! RYUJIN JAKKA!
I light the popcorn on fire, and watch it BURN.
Nicci: well, I know I'm gonna be workin overtime.
Everyone says their goodbyes, and they leave.
Me: ahhh, that was fun.
Gin: uh huh. We should do that again sometime!
Me: yeah, once I finish my homework :P
Gin: ahaha
After we come back, I put on my composure, and we act like nothing happened. A few hours later, My Dad and Mom come back, smiling.
Mom: so, what did you guys do?
Me and Gin: nuthin.
The end...
OMG, I'm SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING! I've become engulfed in another anime, -man. (which was not helping me with my Bleach writers block) it was awful! oh well. If anyone of you guys wanna see some AMV's I made on youtube, type in tyu123suzy. But ignore the one that says in the summary, "this is a tribute to the fourteenth (noah)..." or something along the lines of that. Unless you like the music :) but finally the ideas are coming back to me painfully slowly. But they're coming back!
The one, and only,
Cooly :)