Chapter 15: The ultimate Mission.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, the guns, or the people in this fanfic

Hello fellow readers!OMGOMGOMG I am so sorry for not updating in, like forever. Anyway, the writers block was quite severe. And has taken quite a toll on me; so I decided since I have not updated in a while, I would give you one of my many, many discarded chapters. The next chapter I promise will come very soon. Also! I will try and make my story more story like and less script like. Aaaand! something I think you all will be very pleased to hear about, is that I will revert this story back to the way it was meant to be. Random, and the plot line is no longer than two chapters! So, Randomness will ensure... TAADAA!~ Enjoy the blooper!

I yawned and stretched in my bed. Gin rolled into the room and opened his single red eye.

Gin: Cooly-Chan!~ it's sooooo hot!

Me: *sigh* well, you'll just have to deal with it. Anyway, today is the day.

Gin: what day?

Me: The day my family, and my neighbors come up with THE ultimate plan.

Gin: wha-

My dad bursts in with 2 guns on his back, forming an X. Mags were strapped onto his body, grenades were on his belt with a few flashbangs and a trench knife. He was wearing a green bandana, along with dark green pants and a dark green jacket. He was wielding an Ak47 with a grenade launcher attached to it and a mini RPG was strapped to his left arm. Gin opens his eyes for a brief second.

Gin: uh...*sweatdrop* Cooly?

Dad: Cooly, today is THE day.

Me: yes, yes it is. I should go over soon... but Dad, you don't have to go all out yet.

Dad: you have to be prepared at all times.

Mom bursts in with a bloodstained apron, a pot, pan, spoon strapped to her waist... and a sniper rifle with some ammo strapped to her waist.

Mom: ready, Cooly, you do know that this is THE day.

Me: *laughs* uh huh

Gin: huh? What is th-

My 11 year old sister bursts in with my little three year old brother. She has an Rpg strapped to her back, the Law, Strela 3, and the Grim reaper all in her possession, The python (pistol) was strapped to her waist, and my little brother had a miniature Ak47 with an extended mag.

Sister: *jumps in excitement* Cooly, Cooly! Today is THE day! I've been waiting all week!

Brother:JieJie Jīntiān shìyītiān! (Sister! Today is the day!) (my little brother mainly speaks chinese so -.-")

Gin:... FOR CHRISTS SAKE! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THE DAY?

Me:... lol, we forgot to tell him.

Sister: No S#% sherlock.

Dad: hey! Language!

Me: Gin, you will fin out once you come with us *cheesy smile*

Gin: kay.

We all walk over to my neighbor's house. We all just walk in, and the neighbors are also all geared up. Gin: wow, big family.

Me: yup, seven kids.

Gin: really?

Me: yup we all have code names. Their mom is 'Death by bread' D.B.B. for short

Gin: huh?

Me: and their dad is 'powertool'

Gin:...

Me: now starting from youngest to oldest. 7 year old girl is 'bluebird', nine girl year old is 'Sharp', Con is 'Terminator' 14 year old girl 'soccer girl' or S.G, 15 year old boy is 'thriller', 17 year old boy is 'Semtex', 21 year old girl is 'Balistic'. I'm Spetnaz, my sister is 'Robot Unicorn Attack' or R.U.A, my

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Dad is 'Soviet Union' or S.U, my little brother is 'Achmed the dead terrorist' or A.D.T, my mom is 'Death by ladle' Or DBL. Each of our families have group names. Ours is 'Black ops' which is really strange considering my code name, and theirs is 'The Holy Grail'. *smiles*

Gin: 0.0 holy cow, did you guys all pick them yourselves?

Me: yeah

Gin: *grins* I want in!

Me: alright, you're foxy.

Gin: Alright!

The Holy Grail: nice ta meet ya.

Con: alrighty, I'm ready!

DBB: hello, we will be going with THAT operation today.

Con: but mom! You said we would go with the second Op. This time.

Powertool: Well, we decided this would be easier for the newcomer...

Gin: Ichimaru Gin! Foxy!

Balistic: suiting name.

Me: Alright, first, Gin, we need to get you decked out...

Gin: alright.

Black ops: We'll see ya at 7

The Holy Grail: Alright!

Gin: what was that about?

Me: hmm? Oh, it's quite simple. You see, between the both of our families, we both do the MOST damage on a day to day basis. So, the U.N overlooks all of this if every month or so, they would try and kill us... but they always end up dead, HAHAHAHA! *crazy self starts to show*

Gin: hehehe, sounds like fun, let's do this!

Me: oh yeah baby.

Many hours later.

Me: HAHA! You now look presentable!

Gin was decked out in full bullet proof armor that was covered by a camo jacket. A Python (pistol) was strapped on his side, with Shinso acting as a trench knife. Multiple grenades were attached to his belt, as well as flash bags, the balistic knife, the cross bow, and three Magazines (to people who don't know what magazines are in weapon terms, they're called Mags, and basically hold all the bullets for the guns) A Ak47 and a commando were strapped to his back and was currently holding the Grim reaper.. The Strela3 hidden in his jacket along with many throwing knives. Gin sweatdropped.

Gin: is this really necessary?

Me: when you're going up against all of the navy seals, yes.

I was dressed similarly, only I was wielding the Ak47 and had tomahawks strapped to me instead of throwing knives.

Dad:... it's ready, here. *tosses 2 Walkietalkies*

Me: *catches and tosses one of them to Gin* keep this with you at all times.

Gin: hmm, this is going to be interesting!~

Me: *smiles evilly* of course, we're gonna give those navy seals a night to remember.

Dad: Alrighty, move out!

Everyone split into groups. The entire family of the Holy grail paired up with each other. The youngest daughters of the holy grail; Bluebird and sharp ran to the backyard, they brushed their hands on one of their trees, and tapped it a few times in certain areas, and a trap door opened beneath them, sending them to god knows where. Thriller and Con/Terminator climbed up the roof S.G and Semtex were in a hidden trench in their yard, prepared for any anti-aircraft vehicles. Both holding an RPG, ready to shoot. Powertool and DBD were at the windows, ready to shoot anything that moved, our family just sat down on our porch. Gin started to get jumpy. A few minutes later, an army of about 50 men started marching up the streets... with a white flag. And I thought, .Hell

Gin:? Is this what normally happens?

Me: no, this is actually a first.

The leader came out, and put his hands up.

Leader: too many of us have fallen to you. We propose something more... humane.

I stand up and nudge Gin, he stands up and follows me. I stop right in front of him, and smile.

Me: well, Chief, what do you propose?

Leader: well, uh, how about a water fight?

Snap

Me: WHAT THE HELL? OUR FAMILIES HAVE BEEN FIGHTING TOGETHER FOR 4 YEARS, AND THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH IS A WATER GUN FIGHT?1

Leader: *sweatdrop* no, we would love to go to war with you once again. But last year, you wiped out our entire Special ops force, along with our Navy seals. And we can't take any more damage. So, please be a little understanding an-

I whip out my AK47 and point it to his head.

Me: *crazy smile* I win

as a pull the trigger, what comes out is not a bullet, but confetti.

Leader: huh?

Gin: che, so that's what that was for.

Me: yup, alrighty chief, here is how we'll do it. This way, you'll stand a chance.

Leader: *nods*

Me: if you can live through a whole night of our pranks, then you will win, if not, you lose.

Leader: *blinks* that's it?

Me: yup, all you have to do, is prepare yourself for the torture that awaits you.

Leader: che, bring it on, midget

Me: *vein throb* WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A MIDGET?

Gin: oh snap...

Me: *does a raspberry* eat that, military dog.

Leader: YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW!

He takes one step towards me.

Gin: *grins* gotcha, takes out his pistol, and shoots a tree.

A trap door suddenly opens underneath the man.

Leader: cheap!

Me: have a safe trip!

Gin: bye bye!

We close the trap door.

Gin: how long is it, and what's in there?

Me: water...

Gin: Cooly, the truth.

Me: alright, here I go!

Gin sits down.

Me: vinegar, bananas, fish heads, rusted bullets, old toys, water, tomatoes, tomato juice, old soda, gummies, chocolate, tar, chips, lasagna, tea, mints, candy, mitarashi dango, meat, hotdogs, ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, paper, ink noodles, rice, some high fructose corn syrup, honey, and a lot of this

gross hair gel my mom buys.

Gin :*whistles* almost feel bad for the guy.

Me: yeah... almost

I turn to the army

Me: Bring it!

Gin: CHARRRRRGE!

End of blooper. I stopped the chapter b/c I couldn't come up with anything after that, and I thought I was dragging it out too much. The next chapter will be quite... unique

The one and only,

-Cooly-chan!~