Chapter 16: Late Halloween special.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach Or Hetalia.
Hey guys! Thanks for the awesome idea Seconda! There will be a special appearance by the most awesomest dude on the earth and a quiet Canadian...
I just got back from school late, it was about 6:00 PM right now. I smiled devilishly, tonight was going to be a good night...
Gin yawned.
Gin: Hmm, I guess it's Halloween. Hehe *grins* I guess I should bring my huge pillow case...
Me: *walks in* Wassup Gin? *High fives*
Gin: Wassup? So, we're goin trick or treatin right?
Me: Of course! Do you have a costume?
Gin: uhhh...
Me: You can't go trick or treating without one!
Gin: what will I be?
Me: Leave that, to me.
About one hour later, some yarn, bloody fingers, and spray paint; Gin's outfit was completed.
Gin: oooh, I look so cool
Me: Yuuuup, it's simple, but awesome.
Gin was dressed in all black with two light brown horns. The sleeves went past his hands, and the only openings in his full face mask were two slits for his eyes.
Gin: so, how will this make me look scary?
Me: Just open your eyes. It's perfect!
Gin: Hmm, I see. And what is your costume?
Me: *grins* I'm gonna go as the Italian Mafia.
Gin:... I see
Me: It'll be totally awesome! I plan to finish up this whole city!
Gin: Alright! That I'm interested in!
Me: *narrows eyes* so you were uninterested before?
Gin: Uh, no... maybe. I don't know!
Me: uh huh, come one Gin! Get your huge candy sack and lets go!
Gin: Bring it!
We shunpo off to raid candy bowls and knock on people's doors. I think it's safe to say that Gin's costume was epically scary.
Me: Hmm, this is the 40th one right?
Gin: Yup, we already emptied our bag once!
Me: shhh, the persons coming! Make sure to keep those eyes open!
Gin: hmmm
Man: Hmm, where did I put the candy bowl... oh here! *opens door* Happy Halloween-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: *jumps*
Gin: Trick or Treat!
Man: W-w-w-what are you?
Me: Pardon? I'm the Italian Ma-
Man: Not you! That thing standing right next to you.
Me: WELL then, Introduce yourself.
Gin: Uhh, Hi. I'm Gin Ichimaru, I just came from Japa-
Man: Cripes! Just take the whole thing! LEAVE ME ALONE! *slam*
Me:... Gin: Hey look! He gave us the whole bowl!
Me: You're right! *splits the candy and high fives Gin* To the next house!
About one candy sack and a half later.
Gin: There is Sooooo much candy!
Me: I know! We got a good run this year!
Gin knocks on the door.
Gin: I think this will last me a good-
Suddenly, a man of about sixty whips the door open and appears... with a shotgun
Me: Holy-
Man: Quit talkin'! Hands where I can see 'em!
Gin reluctantly holds his hands up along with me.
Gin: What is this guy doing?
Me: I don't know.
Man: Nice try you dirty commies! Try and sneakin up on me huh?
Me: Look, I'm- What?
Man: *narrows eyes* I never thought they'd send a little girl to take me out. Getting softer are they? Where are you from? China? Russia? North Korea?
Gin: D, None of the above! *in a cheery voice*
Man: Pipe down!
Me: Uhm, sir. First, Russia hasn't been a communist country for years. Second, I was born in Japan. Third, The Chinese government is too busy handling Kenpachi's rampage right now so I think you're pretty safe... sir.
Man: That's what they say! Hah! *pumps the shotgun* Well I have had enough of you!
Gin: Can we at least get some Candy?
Me: GIN!
Man: Nope *pulls the trigger*
Me: SH-
Man: just kidding!
Candy shoots out, and sprays Gin and I.
Gin: Wha?
Man: Hah! I had you fooled didn't I? Thought I was some crazy old man didn't ya? Got guts, most run away screaming. Hah! Alright, all of that candy is yours... Bye. *shuts door*
Me: sweeeet.
Gin: That was AWESOME!
Stranger: WHO SAID AWESOME? BECAUSE AWESOMENESS HAS ARRIVED!
Me: Who is that?
Stranger2: Gilbert! Shush!
Gilbert: Aw come one Birdie!
Birdie?: Gil!
Me: *walks up to them* Hello.
Birdie: Hello, please excuse my friend. He is much to old to be trick or treating. I'm Matthew by the way.
Me: Tool old huh? You're never too old to Trick or Treat! *glances at Gin*
Gilbert: Oh yes! I am to awesome to stop trick or treating. It would totally be unawesome if I couldn't.
Gin: oohhh, Albino!
Me: Oh, wow, you're right.
Glibert: Got a problem with Albinos? *glares*
Gin: Nope *takes off mask* I'm Albino to! *quickly opens eyes before closing them*
Gilbert: whoaaa, freaky.
Matthew: Gil! Apologize!
Gin: Heh, it's alright. I can say likewise to you.
Me: Gin! We are losing precious time!
Gin: *shrugs* m'kay. See ya Albino freak of Awesomness *shunpoes away*
Matthew: did they just disappear?
Gilbert: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU SNAKE EYED FREAK? *throws a car at them*
Matthew: GILBERT!
Gilbert: THEY STARTED IT!
Me: Whoa! *barely dodges the car.* that was a nice car! And wow, he's got an arm there.
Gin: *snickers* Where to next?
Me: isn't that obvious? Back home, then we get on a sugar high!
Gin: YESSSSSS
We make it back home, and down all of the candy in one shot, while looking completely normal. Except that we were bouncing all over the place.
Me: Hey Gin, hey gin! L-l-l-l-lets go the Seiretei and completely Teepee the place!
Gin: OH YEAH! I KNOW WHERE THEY KEEP ALL OF THE TOILET PAPER!
Me: WHOOHOO! LETS GO!
Seiretei
Yamamoto: Why do I have a bad feeling about tonight...
Me: Alright! We're in the bathrooms!
Gin: *giggles* alright, TAADAA! *reveals thousands of rolls of toilet paper*
Me: I-It looks so beautiful!
Gin: Alright! CHAARRRRGE!
Three minutes later.
Toushiro: Is that Gin and Cooly shunpoing across the sky with toilet paper? *points*
Rangiku: Very funny, Gin would only do that if he ate a lot of-
Gin: LALALALA!~ OMG, IT'S A DOUBLE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!
Rangiku: *facepalms*
Me: *gasp and throw another roll of toilet paper* IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE ROLL!
Gin: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Toushiro: *conceals a laugh* ehem. Pshh. Ahaha. HAHAHAHA! *a roll of toilet paper hits him on the head.* grrr...
Rangiku: haha!
A few seconds later, we find ourselves in Ukitake's division.
Ukitake: Ah, nothing like peace and- Is that toilet paper?
Me: AHAHAHA! I FEEL SO ALIVE!
Ukitake: *sweatdrops* ahh...
Aizen: *walks in* Is that Gin and Cooly shunpoing across the sky, teepeeing Seiretei?
Ukitake: It seems like it. On a sugar high to I think.
Aizen:... That's my boy...
Gin: WHOOO PARTY! PARTY!
Aizen: *facepalms*
In Gin's division.
Kira: Alright, and those papers go th- Captain?
Gin: Hey Izuru-chan! Want to join us?
Kira: Are you Teepeeing Seiretei?
Me: Oh yes, yes we are! Can't you tell? Five guys are chasing us!
Man1: You guys are gonna get caught!
Gin: Not in your life time! AHAHAHA! *throws toilet paper roll at them*
Kira: Captain...
Five hours later, we left Seiretei covered with two feet of toilet paper, before collapsing from our sugar high...
What do you guys think? Let me know!
-Cooly Chan!~ :)