A/N: I'm not really happy with this chapter and how it turned out. It's boring. This episode was more about Finn and Quinn.
Even though there was some good Furt moments, just something I don't think Kurt would post on Facebook. He would call Mercedes :)
Sorry this is also a wayy sorter than usual. I think it's the one of the shortest along with Showmance.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee
Kurt Hummel: Well I'm paired with Finn for our Ballad assignment.
[Finn Hudson, Mercedes Jones, Brittany Pierce and 2 others like this]
Rachel Berry: I'm sorry but Mr. Schuester and I are the best!
Santana Lopez: Rachel we can totally tell you're hitting on …
Noah Puckerman: Yea that's gross.
Quinn Fabray: You're kinda stalking him…
Rachel Berry: Stop, we are are just friends. Even though he is super cute…
Tina Cohen-Chang: Gross!
Artie Abrams: Preach!
Brittany Pierce: Artie, why are you talking about a fruit? They aren't gross.
Mike Chang: *facepalm*
Matt Rutherford: Brittany, you mean a peach. Artie said preach which means he agrees to what Tina said. There's an r in preach dear.
Brittany Pierce: Oh okay! Thank you matty!
Finn Hudson: I still don't understand how Matt hardly says anything and then when he does it's all nerdy and Brittany understands him?
[Mike Chang, Artie Abrams, Noah Puckerman and 2 others like this]
Matt Rutherford: I have a way with the ladies :)
Mike Chang: Only britt and Britt will like any guy.
Santana Lopez: Damn other asian, that wasn't that good... but that was a good comeback for you.
Mike Chang: Thanks?
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: Hey dude me need your help.
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: Alright. Call me then and why you talking cave man like?
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: Okay and I dunno…
Noah Puckerman: Get some
Quinn Fabray: Noah, not everything involves sex. Plus Finn's straight.
Noah Puckerman: Riiiiiight.
Burt Hummel: Kurt! You are too young! I do not like this Finn guy one bit.
Kurt Hummel: Dad! Stop creeping my status!
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: I'm soo sorry for encouraging you to reveal the truth.
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: No man it's not your fault. It's better than lying right?
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: Yea, I suppose.
Quinn Fabray: Wait, Kurt, you encouraged him to do that?
Finn Hudson: Don't freak out at Kurt, its better than hiding the truth.
Quinn Fabray: And get kicked out?
Kurt Hummel: Quinn, I am super sorry! I didn't mean for that to happen!
Quinn Fabray: You right, they were going to find out sooner or later. Sorry for getting mad. It's just I didn't expect my dad to freak out like that. My mom did nothing to help.
Rachel Berry: We are soo sorry Quinn, we are here for you.
Quinn Fabray: Even though I really don't like you, thank you.
Kurt Hummel: Lean on me when you're not strong, And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on…
[Mercedes Jones, Noah Puckerman, Rachel Berry and 6 others like this]
Quinn Fabray: Thank you all so much. You always know how to cheer us up.
Finn Hudson: Yea thanks.
Noah Puckerman: Watever, I should be the one with Quinn. This is stupid.
Quinn Fabray: Puck, please, this is not the time. You know Finn would support me more.
Finn Hudson: Plus I'm the dad Puck.
Noah Puckerman: Riiiiight.
A/N: Again, sorry this is way sorter. Thanks for reading anyways! Reviews are lovely :)