Disclaimer: I do not own Glee since I am not Ryan Murphy :(

Kurt Hummel: Ms. Pillsbury is coming with us to sectionals!

[William Schuester, Rachel Berry, Brittany Pierce, and 6 others like this]

William Schuester: Since I can't go you get her.

Brittany Pierce: Yay! The Pillsbury dough boy!

Matt Rutherford: Britt, we have been over this.

Brittany Pierce: Oh right. Hehe

Rachel Berry: We are so going to win this thing!

Artie Abrams: Damn right we are.

Kurt Hummel: Wooh! Mercedes great job on getting the solo, no offence Rachel, but she deserved it.

[Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Mike Chang, and 5 others like this]

Rachel Berry: She did deserve this she sounded great.

Mercedes Jones: Thank you Rachel, that was nice of you for once.

Santana Lopez: What the hell happened to Rachel? She is caring for once.

Mike Chang: That's weird…

Artie Abrams: Fo' sho.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Really Artie?

Artie Abrams: That's how I roll.

Santana Lopez: Well you do roll...

[Noah Puckerman likes this]

Rachel Berry: Wait… Santana I'm nice!

Quinn Fabray: Haha! Wait, you're serious?

Finn Hudson: Rachel is really nice once you get to know her.

Rachel Berry: Yea!

Santana Lopez: Riiiiight

Noah Puckerman: Hey! That's my line!

Kurt Hummel is now friends with Jacob Ben Israel

Santana Lopez: Really? Jewfro?

Kurt Hummel: Finn left again. Now he is replaced by Jacob Ben Israel.

[Jacob Ben Israel likes this]

Finn Hudson: Sorry but I was betrayed.

Noah Puckerman: Come on dude! Man up!

Finn Hudson: Shut up Noah.

Rachel Berry: Come on Finn! You are the best guy! We need you!

Finn Hudson: No.

Jacob Ben Israel: I can totally fill in the spot for you Rachel! :D

Santana Lopez: Shut up Jewfro.

Kurt Hummel: Off to Sectionals! We've got this!

[Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce and 10 others like this]

Mike Chang: !

Rachel Berry: Of course we got this! We are the best!

Mercedes Jones: Oh no. I'm nervous!

Kurt Hummel: Don't worry Cedes' you will do fine!

Mercedes Jones: Thank you Kurt

Rachel Berry: Yea, Mercedes, you are amazing. Don't worry.

Kurt Hummel: What? Sue gave them our set list! Now we gotta make a new one! –Sent via mobile-

Rachel Berry: KURT! Get off Facebook! We have to come up with a new set list!

Kurt Hummel: Then why are you on Facebook?

Santana Lopez: Don't worry. We've got this packed down!

Mercedes Jones: Rachel will sing the solo.

Rachel Berry: What?

Mercedes Jones: You can do it on the spot without practising I can't.

Quinn Fabray: Okay I'm all for Facebook but we should really talk about this is person.

Noah Puckerman: Yea I agree.

Kurt Hummel: Finn's back! Thanks for bringing the sheet music –Sent via mobile-

[Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Mike Chang and 9 others like this]

Finn Hudson: No problem! And sorry I freaked out. Now let's get going!

Burt Hummel: Good Luck Kurt!

Kurt Hummel: Thank you dad!

Brittany Pierce: Yay! I'm happyyy!

Kurt Hummel: That's good Britt.

Rachel Berry: Enough talking on Facebook! We got to go now! We have been called

Kurt Hummel: Oh no…

Kurt Hummel: YES WE WON!

[William Schuester, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson and 11 others like this]

Rachel Berry: Good Job everyone! We did great!

Mike Chang: I'm surprised we won…since we did kind of come up with the set list 5 minutes before.

Artie Abrams: Preach! Off to regionals!

William Schuester: Good Job! I'm so happy for you guys! I knew you could do it!

Noah Puckerman: Damn right we did!

Tina Cohen-Chang: That was awesome!

Kurt Hummel: Love our trophy! Now let's win regionals!

[Tina Cohen-Chang, Matt Rutherford, Santana Lopez and 10 others like this]

Mike Chang: It's big and shiny!

Brittany Pierce: Oh no! :(

Finn Hudson: Why so glum chum?

Santana Lopez: Wth? Anyways… What's wrong Britt?

Brittany Pierce: My neighbour's dog ran away! Now Lord Tubbington has no wife :(

Santana Lopez: Want me to come over?

Brittany Pierce: Bring kurtie too.

Santana Lopez: Okay

Noah Puckerman: Get some!

[Artie Abrams, Mike Chang, Quinn Fabray and 4 others like this]

Burt Hummel: KURT! No having a threesome or any sex! But use protection, just in case.

Kurt Hummel: DAD!

Noah Puckerman: Haha! Get some :P

Kurt Hummel: Noah! Don't make me use the bitch face!

Noah Puckerman: I'm sorry! I'll stop.

Artie Abrams: Whipped!

Noah Puckerman: Dude, have you even seen that face? It's freaky!

[Burt Hummel and Mercedes Jones like this]

Kurt Hummel: Damn right it is.

A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews make me happy and are lovely :)