A/N: Okay, since their wasn't much Kurt is this episode, I just had to add some stuff. Like Noah annoying Kurt. ;) That's fun to write.

Also I'm happy! At comic-con this morning Brad Falchuk said that just because Chris, Lea, and Cory are graduating doesn't mean they are leaving glee! That makes me happy. Also he said that Klaine won't be breaking up, they might just have some problems along the way. WOOH!

Anyways on to the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee. If I did it would be all about Kurt :)

Kurt Hummel: Sue's back….

Rachel Berry: Oh no! She is so out to get the glee club!

Artie Abrams: Ya think?

Finn Hudson: Ugh, I hate her.

Mercedes Jones: Everyone does.

Brittany Pierce: Not me! She's the cheerio coach!

[Santana Lopez likes this]

Quinn Fabray: She sucks.

Noah Puckerman: Sucks what? ;)

Quinn Fabray: Eww, Noah seriously!

Tina Cohen-Chang: That's disgusting Puck.

Noah Puckerman: ;)

Kurt Hummel: Not again….

Noah Puckerman: Sorry but your status is going to turn dirty most of the time.

Kurt Hummel: Why? Why can't you do it on someone else's status.

Noah Puckerman: It's not as fun and it's just how I roll.

Santana Lopez: Artie does the rolling around here.

Artie Abrams: Damn straight I do.

[Tina Cohen-Chang, Brittany Pierce, Santana Lopez and 1 other like this]

Brittany Pierce: Are you a Robot?

Finn Hudson: *facepalm*

Kurt Hummel: Finchel is happening.

[Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry and Brittany Pierce like this]

Santana Lopez: Wow too annoying people dating each other….fun.

Rachel Berry: It is fun :)

Santana Lopez: I was being sarcastic.

Noah Puckerman: Puckleberry was still hotter.

Brittany Pierce: yea!

Mercedes Jones: You find anyone making out hot, Brittany.

Brittany Piece: Yes! I love when two dolphins make out too. It's hot.

Santana Lopez: Damn right!

Brittany Pierce: Kurt, make out with a guy for me and San.

[Santana Lopez likes this]

Kurt Hummel: Uh….no thank you.

Santana Lopez: Aww man! It would be hot.

Kurt Hummel: I'm good.

Burt Hummel: Kurt! No making out with anyone.

Kurt Hummel: Dad please leave.

Noah Puckerman: Burt wouldn't you love to walk in on your boy making out with another boy? ;)

Kurt Hummel: NOAH!

Burt Hummel: Noo! Never! Kurt, whenever you have a boy over keep your door open! Any sexual noises and I will get my shot gun!

Kurt Hummel: Oh. My. God. Thanks Noah.

Noah Puckerman: No problem bro

Kurt Hummel: Finchel is done. That was short.

[Mike Chang, Matt Rutherford, William Schuester and 4 others like this]

Kurt Hummel to Rachel Berry: Rachel! Break up with Jesse! He is just using you!

[Finn Hudson, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang and 9 others like this]

Rachel Berry to Kurt Hummel: I assure you he is not using me!

Mike Chang: We all know that isn't true.

Finn Hudson: Come on, he is in the rival club. Even I'm smart enough not to do something that stupid.

Kurt Hummel: Surprisingly.

[Noah Puckerman and Santana Lopez like this]

Quinn Fabray: Rachel. Stop dating him. Or will we kick you out the club.

Rachel Berry: We are not dating! We are just friends.

Noah Puckerman: Riiiiiiight.

Rachel Berry: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Santana Lopez: Damn, diva had a spaz.

[Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang and Kurt Hummel like this]

Rachel Berry: You can't kick me out of the club! You would never win without me.

Kurt Hummel: Rachel, everyone is replaceable, even you.

[Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray, Artie Abrams, and 5 others like this]

Kurt Hummel: Wooh, I'm behind on the gossip. So Mr. Schue and Ms. Pillsbury were dating and then broke up?

[Mercedes Jones likes this]

Tina Cohen-Chang: That's what I heard.

William Schuester: That is none of your business Kurt!

Noah Puckerman: Did you get some?

Kurt Hummel: Please, Noah, just for once can you not turn this dirty!

Noah Puckerman: Nope, I like annoying you with the "dirtiness" ;)

Kurt Hummel: Keep annoying me and then I'll do something to you that would make you stop.

Santana Lopez: Wanky.

Mercedes Jones: No it isn't "wanky". Right now Kurt is making an evil face. I think he has an evil plan.

Noah Puckerman: I'm not scared of Hummel.

Kurt Hummel: Oh you will be.

[Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang, and 13 others like this]

A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews are lovely and make me happy!