A/N: Omg thank you Pookie18 for wanting to translate this into Italian. That made my day! Thank you!
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, otherwise It would be playing all summer! ;)
Kurt Hummel likes Madonna
Kurt Hummel: MADONNA!
[Mercedes Jones, Brittany Pierce, Rachel Berry and 3 others like this]
Noah Puckerman: I really don't understand how you can like this assignment.
Santana Lopez: Madonna's a boss.
Artie Abrams: She may be hot, but I don't like her music.
Mike Chang: Yea.
Brittany Pierce: I luv Madonna.
Quinn Fabray: It will be fun, especially since all you guys are pressuring all the girls.
Artie Abrams: What? No.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Oh come on!
Rachel Berry: Lies!
Noah Puckerman: I am getting turned on for some reason.
Kurt Hummel: Noah…
Noah Puckerman: Call me Puckzilla
Kurt Hummel: No.
Noah Puckerman: Gah, Fine! And stop with the bitch glare!
Artie Abrams: Don't stop Kurt this is entertaining. I like seeing Puck whimper like a little girl.
[Santana Lopez, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang and 7 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: Sue makeover time!
[Mercedes Jones like this]
Finn Hudson: What?
Kurt Hummel: We are giving Sue a makeover and making a vogue video!
Mercedes Jones: So much fun boy!
Noah Puckerman: Is it fun be alone with her? ;)
Kurt Hummel: Noah, seriously keep going and my plan will happen.
Noah Puckerman: Nah, I'm good for now :P
Kurt Hummel: Good.
Santana Lopez: What are you going to do with him, Hummel?
Kurt Hummel: That's for me to know, and you to find out.
Quinn Fabray: Sue needs a makeover.
William Schuester: That's for sure.
Tina Cohen-Chang: o.O
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Emma Pillsbury.
Kurt Hummel: Screw off Jesse! I really don't want you in the club!
[Mercedes Jones, Finn Hudson, Mike Chang and 9 others like this]
Mercedes Jones: Hell to the No! We don't need him, I hardly ever get solo's and now with him here I will probably never.
[Kurt Hummel and Tina Cohen -Chang like this]
Santana Lopez: Yea we don't need curly here. He is just a spy!
Rachel Berry: He is not a spy! He transferred to be with me! Stop being so mean.
Quinn Fabray: He is just using you.
Rachel Berry: No he isn't! Please just be nice and add him on Facebook!
Kurt Hummel: Only to give him a piece of my mind if he does anything.
[Finn Hudson, Noah Puckerman, Matt Rutherford, and 5 others like this]
Brittany Pierce: Is Jesse 's son?
Rachel Berry: *facepalm* No Brittany.
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Jesse St. James
Kurt Hummel: On the Cheerio's! Actually get some solos! Performance today!
[Mercedes Jones, Brittany Pierce, Santana Lopez and 2 others like this]
William Schuester: What? You joined the Cheerio's?
Mercedes Jones: Damn right we did. I actually get to sing!
Kurt Hummel: Mercedes is black, I'm gay... we make culture :)
Rachel Berry: What! Is that allowed?
Santana Lopez: Duh, me and Britt are on cheerio's''… and guys are on football! They can do whatever.
Brittany Pierce: Kurtie is super-hot in his uniform. It fits his chest so nicely…
[Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray, Santana Lopez, and 2 others like this]
Noah Puckerman: Brittany you're fantasizing about a guy who doesn't play for your team.
Brittany Pierce: Of course he does! He's on the Cheerio's with me!
Matt Rutherford: No Britt, sweetie. He means he doesn't like girls. That's what not playing on your team means also. You just got to see which makes more sense in the sentence, dear.
Brittany Pierce: Okie dokie!
Finn Hudson: Really? Kurt got all the girls again! This is soooo not fair. How does that work?
[Noah Puckerman, Mike Chang, Artie Abrams, and 2 others like this]
Tina Cohen-Chang: He is sexy! Have you seen the way his hips move? That shirt tho…
Mercedes Jones: Damn right my boy is!
[Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Quinn Fabray and 2 others like this]
Mike Chang: Unfair.
Artie Abrams: Preach!
Kurt Hummel: Good job boys! Now you know how the girls feel.
[Tina Cohen-Chang and Rachel Berry like this]
Noah Puckerman: Hummel, we are men…stop calling us boys.
Kurt Hummel: You keep believing that.
[Santana Lopez likes this]
Jesse St. James: Sorry Rachel.
Rachel Berry: It's okay :)
Santana Lopez: Ugh, St. Berry keep your lovely dovey stuff off of Facebook.
[Kurt Hummel and Finn Hudson like this]
Rachel Berry: That wasn't even bad!
Quinn Fabray: Bad enough.
[Santana Lopez likes this]
Kurt Hummel: Yay Mercedes we got solo's in glee in Like A Prayer!
[Mercedes Jones, William Schuester, Mike Chang and 4 other like this]
Mercedes Jones: That took a while!
Quinn Fabray: You both are actually good! Better then Finn and Rachel. You two should sing every song instead of them.
Rachel Berry: NO! I get the solo's cause I am better than everyone else! And Finn is the only one that can keep up with me besides Jesse.
Finn Hudson: Yea.
Santana Lopez: Oh shut up!
[Mercedes Jones, Kurt Hummel, Quinn Fabray and 8 others like this]
A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews make me happy and are very lovely! :)